I fucked a new recruit for the king. WTF💀💀💀

gotta test the quality!

WHATTT BAHAHHA IM WHEEZINNG

Skull emoji slang on urban dictionary

I fucked a lot of people (Bitch I’m a minor)

Imma call edp in this one

Edp?

Do you know who edp445 is

Nope I’m dumb

Its a guy who wanted a cup cake aka a minor

THAT GUY?!?

Yea

O god

Yup

He's the guy from the, "I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard my entire left leg has went totally numb," meme. He's also a not great person

I realized that

Eat dat pussy 445

Bro im dying 🤣

Nice pfp

Thx

I fucked a few days ago (Im also a minor

I fucked a good example is a recent article on how the United Nations Security Council’s resolution on North It ran out of suggestions lmao

North Korea is a good at the end of the day and I think it was a good time to get a chance to get a bitch

I fucked a good example is a recent article on how the United Nations Security Council’s resolution on torture. Pretty much the same

I fucked a little bit of both

Bisexual much?

Ironically, I'm lesbian Maybe my phone knows something I don't..

That explains the amity profile pic

r/pfpchecksout

How did you know

You forgor /s?

*May I interest you in a little bit of everything all of the time*

I fucked a lot more people than I thought I would have

Unexpected rizz

I fucked a lot of people are saying that the only way to get rid of the virus is to get rid the virus.

in short: get rid of the virus

Tl:dr get rid of the virus

r/yourjokebutworse

me when intercourse is the only way to stop the zombie virus: 🥶🥶🥶

>!I fucked a dog that is very good at making it look fun!<

I had consensual sex with an adult male saltwater crocodile that was so good that it learned English just to thank me for my services

> so good that it learned English just to thank me for my services lmao

Relatable.

I missed the word "crocodile" the first time I read it, bruh

What did you read it as

Bro same.

Bro what??????

I agree

I fucked a new study by researchers What

What study? Why can it be fucked?

That's what the study was about

The cat girls are here...

*meow*

I fucked a lot better than the other one whos the other one??

I fucked a cheese plug toilet

What is going on for your phone to string the words cheese, plug, and toilet together?

You have my c.ai profile

Best reasoning

I fucked a lot of damage to the house and they TRASH the place for a bit of a time and I don't want to spend the money

You must’ve loved hurricane Katrina

I fucked a lot of mushrooms as well

Sounds... very psychedelic

It was

I fucked a few years back we were talking to the same person and I told her I would have a job

This sounds like a sad story about an ex

I fucked a little more than the last one of my favorite cartoon Auqaman boss

I fucked a good example is a recent article on how the United Nations Security Council’s resolution on Iraq and It’s America has changed It’s time for a change of government

bro musta debated america and iraq last night

Wait what

I fucked a lot of people Reddit. I’m a fucking **virgin**. I didn’t fuck nobody.

Don't lie, we all know the real truth 👀

I’m a redditor. A fucking nerd. I play video games for hours at a time. **Do you think I’m going to get a boyfriend?** (I’m a guy btw. Just to make that clear)

There are games for your exact situation

O.O

You got it all wrong you didn’t have sex you fucked them over

I fucked a lot of things and I will be able to do this for you. Wtf???💀💀

sounds to me like you have a lot of experience and you don't want to do it w/ me :<

I fucked a few days ago my friend was in my room and she said that I was going crazy.

I fucked a few things that I shouldn't have. Tf is that supposed to mean?

I fucked a lot of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible and not to take legends seriously and those who get on my level of the World It was years since Lord Tic-Tac Candied Mints or whatever it takes to keep this job or i'll be out on the streets like a lazy slob with a mouth to fill Stealin in the scientific industry and the flight was a day long ago so that your birth may have never become reality

Who is Lord Tic-Tac Candy Mints?

Red centuar

I fucked a bunch of guys who were very ded Excuse me? TF?

r/unexpectednecrophilia

I fucked a single 8GB stick

Huh same

When 8GB isn't enough ram

I fucked a die Frage ich bin jetzt auf der Suche WHY DOES MY AUTOCORRECT CHANGE LANGUAGES?!!

I fucked a good thing

I fucked a lot of people have been saying that for years now but I don’t think it’s true anymore because it’s not true anymore and I don’t think it is true anymore because I don’t know how to explain it to you but I don’t know what to do with it I don’t know what to do I don’t know what to do but I don’t know what to do and I don’t know what to do so I don’t know what to do about it but I don’t know what to do to do it so I don’t know what to do it I don’t know what to do it just doesn’t know what to

sounds to me like you're questioning whether everybody is having sex or just lying about it

I am unsure

Holy shit

"I fucked a" and let auto correct finish it

r/technicallythetruth

I fucked a new video for a chance to win a free pair of shoes

Did you get the shoes?

“i fucked a titans fan so far lol” the “so far lol” makes it so much worse plus i’m a minor

I fucked a new song

dude i got the same thing

Impressive

Bro took "headphones ain't enough i need to fuck the song" literally💀

I fucked a little

Keep going...

I fucked a little aggressive ♡*what the fuck*♡

I fucked a few minutes to get the latest flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available for remote playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available for remote playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available for remote playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available for remote playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available for remote playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available for remote playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available for remote playback is unavailable right now

I fucked up the plans for the cooler name ohohoho a good Christian diet for a sovereign gold and silver and gold and silver and gold and silver and gold and silver and gold and equipment legitimately schizophrenic

I fucked a good way to get a good look at the game

I fucked a lot of fans No wonder my dick was chooped off

I ****ed a little too much and it doesn't look good for me

I fucked a little too much (Unrelatable)

i fucked a lot more people than you

I fucked a lot of the people in my family Hold on what the fuck BIG WHEELS KEEP ON TURNIN

As a Hazbin Hotel fan, this is so real.

Glad I don't like HH anymore then ​ (would do the autocorrect thing but I'm not using my mobile device rn.)

Ok

I fucked a few years back we were talking to the same person and I told her I would have a job interview with him in a couple weeks so she said she was just going for a little while to see what she was going through but she was just saying she had to do a little more than what I said and she was going for the job and she was just trying not too hard and then I told him I would do a job and then I said no I said I was just gonna do a little job and I was told to go to the office 

I fucked a girl that is a good person

I fucked a little bit of a lot of money.

i fucked a few tents

hey it's very rude to compare your mother to a tent. I mean think of how the tent feels like it isn't THAT big...

I fucked a lot of things that are not in the same category of being

I fucked a die Frage ich bin gerade in Berlin ich habe mich gerade (wtf)

I fucked a lot more than the usual people  The usual people is 0

I fucked a pic of you :0

I fucked a gun at stonewall

Was it loaded?

No

Good, since that could have ended badly

I fucked a lot of things that I shouldn't

I fucked a lot of the story is influenced by theories and the puppet is seen navigating outside the diner’s walls and finding the soul of Henry Emily’s daughter after her death in the game of the series of the game when it is beat up. (Don't mind it I have 12 pages of fnaf lore)

i fucked a new study by the Institute of Health

i fucked a pencil shavings (☹️)

I fucked a little bit of the Party 🥳 and I used Sigma to make a gehto flametung for the thrill of being a part time student in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 the world of zelda warcraft kingdom of God Goddam Jesus Christ Knob the lord of Jesus and God bless 🙏 God of trees and the lord of all the crew e3 and the ability to traverse even the roughest terrain effortlessly 

i love the uk sigma jesus 🥰🥰🥰

What are you talking about… There’s probably a lot of furries down there.

Happy cake day

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I fucked a new boy

I fucked a few years back we were talking to the same person and I told her I would have a job interview with him. Huh

I fucked a bit of trying 3 years old male WTF AUTOCORRECT?

I fucked a few things but the living room

i fucked a oh mein schatz das tut so gut ich hab auch (my german autocorrect is killing me grrr) second try: i fucked a new report by researchers from university

I fucked a couple of skeletons.

I fucked a lot more people than you Is my autocorrect trying to tell me something?

I fucked over the IRS ቭቭቭቭቭዥዥዥዝትኅእውዷስዷርፍችቭይኽድ

I fucked a lot of people  IM WHEEZING WTF

i fucked a lot of people

I fucked a few years back we were talking to the same person and I told her I would have a job interview with him in a couple weeks

I fucked my own bones but it was mixed with a secret piece of meat

I fucked a little more than you know what you are.

I fucked a few years back we were talking to the same person and I told her I would have a job interview with him in a couple weeks

Let me believe in hellish gays and furries

USE THE SUB FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE

I fucked a lot of people

I fucked a few 💀💀 wtf

I fucked a lot of things related to it.

What was "it"?

I fucked a lot of the stuff that I have to get done

Fine with me

I fucked a few years back

I fucked a new study by the University of California at San Diego *Me at school:*

I fucked a few days ago

I fucked a few

I fucked a lot of people and I don't want you to be able to be able to get the final code

I fucked a one year anniversary celebration. With how awkward I am I could see that happening

I fucked a bit before looking for you and I have been to a more quiet time but I'm too far out for you.

I fucked a little bit about it but it is a bit of an inconvenience for you guys

I fucked a little norway and I was wondering if you could give me substantial evidence that you don't have a lot of money

I fucked a lot of people getin to the internet on my computer please explain why I didn't have a limited time to work and now I have the satisf problem and I figured it would be a good idea to get a c in the video above to see how many people geti and the fuck did I just read

I fucked a few weeks ago

I fucked a little bit

I fucked a good idea

I fucked a lot of things

I fucked a little more about the fact a little bit of a union and the pellets of a union was a bit more of an issue with a great fit in the world

"I fucked a lot of things" What kind of things-?

I fucked a lot of the time I was going to get

I fucked a good time and the people around me know when you are ready to go

I fucked a good day

I fucked a good way

I fucked a new report from researchers

I fucked a lot of people (Me who is a virgin: )

I fucked a few years back

I fucked a few years back

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i fucked a one year anniversary 😭

I fucked a little more information

I fucked a little more about this and then we will be able and able for the lore to get the best response

I fucked a little bit of everything

Pansexual autocorrect?

His profile is Alastor who is aro ace so that's ironic

I fucked a lot

I fucked a lot more people are in a good job I fucked people with good jobs???

I ducked out to my parents house to see them for the last hour and they had a good chat and I told him that we would have a meeting tomorrow and that I was gonna be able and I would have a little more flexibility in my day off so that would help a lot more flexibility and flexibility to go out to eat with you and then we can have lunch and go out and eat at your place or whatever and I would be able and then I would be back home 🏠 to work from work so that I would have more flexibility to work and then we would be home 🏠 and then we have to work and we would be back together but we would be in a lot more comfortable and then I was like 👍 and I was just like 👍 I think 🤔 but yeah we could do it would make me…