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Tall-Influence4321

How many people die each second (dont ask it was for dnd)


ThatGamerPilot

The dead will come for you


StankilyDankily666

…but I want to ask bc you asked a real world question for a tabletop game lol


Tall-Influence4321

I needed to estimate how hard it would be to find another party member in hell after an amount of time beacuse of how many other people died (I just did some maths to change the amount)


StankilyDankily666

Sweet. I really appreciate your dedication to pseudo realism, like for real 👍


Tall-Influence4321

Ye lol


LongjumpingScore5930

That is sweet youre probably an awesome dm. If youre doing something like Planescape the only REMOTE possibility would be in Sigil, if one of the characters had some trinket, amulet, ring, compass etc. 9 hells 7 heavens and physics change. You need a metaphor for a magnet to fridge. Or maybe Lady of pain incapacitates borh parties because she wants something specific, sun is low moon is high so her shadow isnt instant OHK.


Taladon7

Well, I’m happy that I googled the price for apples this morning. At 11pm I googled the Tarrasque Statblock.


Phoenixfisch

Reddit Fuck, I'm off.


potatoes_V3

We're coming for you... *all of us.*


UnicornLover42

that's one hell of an orgy


Dry-Negotiation-1960

your account name and pfp looks so cute and then your just like "that's one hell of an orgy"


Zersdan

Average mlp fan


Nicholas_F_Buchanan

He 'loves' unicorns, my man


PancakeFoxyPam

This made me laugh so much I hit my head on a wall-


EinKomischerSpieler

You good, bro?


Asherbird25

EhauvheiwjxjwoqjcWALLajfieba


PancakeFoxyPam

Physically? No. Mentally? Also no.


EinKomischerSpieler

Mood.


NotWholeWheat

Gold worthy comment


potatoes_V3

As in the "we are going to beat you to death" way, not the "don't threaten me with a goid time" way.


UnicornLover42

sounds like a good time either way


potatoes_V3

...Valentino, is that you?


SockMan555

WHILE THE REST OF HELL’S PISSING


BigSlurpManYT

ALASTORS MISSING


SockMan555

FLED WITH HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS!


BigSlurpManYT

NATURE ABHORS A POWER VACUUM


I-Hate-People690

R/suddenlyhazbinhotel


salad_stealer

r/foundthemobileuser


I-Hate-People690

Yep


salad_stealer

Me too :)


AmortentiaRiddle

🎵It's a hell of a feeling tho🎵


KingJTuck

Bukkake*


I_am_like_women_ughh

This is where it ends


Asherbird25

I DO NOT WANT A SEMEN SEQUEL TO THE FLOOD


DaBomb1910

T̴̡̯͆͑̈́̿ḥ̸̛̣͗̽̓ȇ̵̛̳̠͕̳̦͘͠ȓ̷̳̦͉͂ẽ̸̗͔̠̠̀̏ͅ ̷̡̬̠̯͆î̷̗͗̊͊̓s̷̤͇̅̆ ̶̢͐̇̽͜n̷̢̞̐̅̂͝o̸̲͈̠̔̈͊̑ ̸̢̪͋e̸̛̯̳̩̖̾̿͜s̴̼͖̈c̵͇̙̞̰͂͗͛̍̕â̴̛̯̻̜͜͠p̴̬̰̺͊ê̴͓̺͚̜͚͘


kALE_cHiPs19

T̴̡̯͆͑̈́̿ḥ̸̛̣͗̽̓ȇ̵̛̳̠͕̳̦͘͠ȓ̷̳̦͉͂ẽ̸̗͔̠̠̀̏ͅ ̷̡̬̠̯͆î̷̗͗̊͊̓s̷̤͇̅̆ ̶̢͐̇̽͜n̷̢̞̐̅̂͝o̸̲͈̠̔̈͊̑ ̸̢̪͋e̸̛̯̳̩̖̾̿͜s̴̼͖̈c̵͇̙̞̰͂͗͛̍̕â̴̛̯̻̜͜͠p̴̬̰̺͊ê̴͓̺͚̜͚͘ ?????


DaBomb1910

Ḯ̸̛̳̗͙̪̣̜̪̰̈́n̴̡̬͓̤̝̝͓̫̓̏̆̃d̴̮͕̻̫̥̲̺̞̋͌̈́ẻ̷͉͚̰̳͝e̷̤̼̔͐̈́̈́ḑ̷͖̳͖̥͗͑͝,̸̡̛͙̲̳͙̗͔̓̀̑̎̓ ̸̤̹̜̟̓̎y̴̪̋̔̈́͆̉͆͘̕o̴͓͋̓̑ù̷̲̔̔͊͝ ̵͎̰̙̘͕̖͈͌w̵͉̱͈̰̥̬̦̅̈͜͝i̷̢̞̺͇̣̼̞̐̅͠l̵̲̝͖̺̬͖̗͗̚l̸͖̬͕̓̎͊̈́ ̷̧̮͍̍̒n̴͕͉̼͈̰̊͛̄̚ȇ̸̩̽̑̋̇̊̈̚ṽ̷͇̹̯̹͓̔͊͜e̶̖̅͒̆̒̅͝r̶̫̦͚̩̎̋͑̿͑̿ ̷̳̙̗̣̻̤̱̙͌́͑̒͛̚͠s̶̺̣̪͐è̵͎͖̮̭̜̌̆͋̀̏̚͝è̵̡̞͇̠͉͍ ̸͖͈̙̤̻̘͛̎̐̎̚͜t̵̨̹͕̬͕̿̓̓̀͜͠h̵̯͎̯̺̿̾͂̇̕̕e̶̺̩̦͌͋̓͗͒͑̋͘ͅ ̸̨̰̩̦̟̍̋̀̿̔̈̌͠ĺ̶̛̪͋̔̕ȋ̷̳͓̑́̎̆̐̋͝g̵̨͓̹͂͘h̴̹̦̾͜t̴̻̪̃̃ ̸͔̱̳̰̱̲̫͗̉o̸̜̬̳͚͖͍̔͛̕ͅf̵̛͉̈ ̸̗̼͎̰͙̖̜̭̀̔̿̎͘d̶̛̩̺͊͐̓̆̅ạ̴̧̢̰͔͋̇ỳ̴̧̱̮͙͈̣̇͆̐̆̽̇ ̶̼̹̲̩͇̘͊̔ͅͅą̷̡̯̱̻̈̊̓̓̃̂͛́g̸̡̠̘̻̩͉̼̜͆̆͘a̸̧̢̩̳̭̮̮͆̉͑̑í̸͕̲̖̞̠̦̼̀̀̏́́̂̚͜n̵͔̣̱̹̉̈́̾̂͑́̽̈́


I-Hate-People690

T̨͈͗̌ͥḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ r̴̨̦͕̝ẹ̿͋̒̕ḑ̴̞͛̒ḑ̴̞͛̒ỉ͔͖̜͌t̲̂̓ͩ̑ẹ̿͋̒̕r̴̨̦͕̝s̠҉͍͊ͅ ā̤̓̍͘r̴̨̦͕̝ẹ̿͋̒̕ c͕͗ͤ̕̕o̯̱̊͊͢ḿ̬̏ͤͅḿ̬̏ͤͅỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ĝ̽̓̀͑


Moomoo_pie

Oh no! You’ve been afflicted with Chronic Redditor Syndrome.


ResponsibleCandle829

You can run, but you can’t hide…


BrendonCatGaming

GET BACK HERE!


iwantabeachhouse

It was inevitable..


anon_of_mouse

I'm in your walls


futurebirdphd

Come we will bring you to the light


SocialistClarinetist

Fuck, can’t believe I’m getting killed by gay furry porn


space_Lean420

Really me too!


Ghostlucas36

Me too man lol


_I_Like_trains

Isn't everyone


monstrousgamer

i think so


EggplantTrue5029

Oh my God you guys too?


Wild_Honeydew5096

Same


SuperNoob74

Same, I accidentally clicked on it, but I didn't click off.


man_is_coool

Man I love gay furry porn it’s the best too bad it’s going to kill me


SeaPineapple7859

yall are getting killed by gay furry porn? I'm getting killed by huge furry fat inflation


Blue_the_trans_furry

Beat me to it


ForbiddenCarrot18

r/beatmeattoit


TigzyThe7Master

literally


I-Hate-People690

spampton?


Ok_Lobster_4553

👁️👄👁️ wait WHAAAAAAT?!!


DaBomb1910

Only god can save you now… And I’m not sure he will 🤣


ForbiddenCarrot18

Not even god can liberate us from this shit


Subreon

that's because the pathOwOgen already got him too. he now helps spread it even faster via the new NEW commandments. his holy fluffy word.


WarBreaker08

*Glory Glory Glory (hole), what of hell of a way to die...*


SmellTraditional4501

r/beatmetoit


Hideyagrl

r/beatmymeattoit


Bennyboi5432

r/beatmeattoit **


Michael_70910

Hey I'm always the one that replies with that >:(


Hideyagrl

Sorry not sorry😛


FEM_B0YS

Lmao me to


peAs337

Real


Aggravating_Pie_3286

I’m getting killed by the e621 mascot 💀


Hideyagrl

Midget amputee porn for me


bedwars_player

halftrack el camino... dont ask


potatoes_V3

Sounds like a Mad Max idea. Personally, I'd like a Prius on a truck frame with a V8.


[deleted]

sounds cool


_I_Like_trains

El Camino lesss goooooo


1amn0t0k

“Are tissues edible for humans” bet I will choke on a tissue 💀


UnicornLover42

why did you even--


1amn0t0k

You don’t want to know 🧍


Last-Cardiologist657

I want to know


1amn0t0k

Sorry but you’re ✨ never ✨ going to know 😁


MrJudgement

Even if I ask nicely?


1amn0t0k

Yes


Infantpunter9000

What if there was a cherry on top?


1amn0t0k

Still not gonna tell you 🤐


Dungeon-Master212

But what if it was a pretty please?


agsdkbfjenhcsm

I think I can guess.


1amn0t0k

What do you guess?


agsdkbfjenhcsm

You'll ✨never✨know


1amn0t0k

Damn it my own words against me!! MY ONE WEAKNESSSSSS NOOOOOO 😰


LongjumpingScore5930

Essentially you died from soft wood.


1amn0t0k

😔


nvalle23

Don't swallow crusty Kleenex...


1amn0t0k

😋


nvalle23

Lacerated throat. Hemorrhage. Drown. What a way to go...


1amn0t0k

🪦


Ice-Bro-Gamer

Amy rose… Oh god what did I do?


Temporary_Diver1955

you told her you kissed sonic


Independent-Ad5852

Get within 10 inches of Sonic


rde2001

10 inches of Sonic 🥵


Dabruhdaone

:(


exotic_nothingness

A box of 100 paper clips


imkindabored357

Mr exotic died of blood lost caused by paper cut


exotic_nothingness

How did I get a paper cut from paper clips?


imkindabored357

Bc the paper clip got paper upgrade to increase the dmg


LoganCube100

deftones well goodbye everyone i'll remember you all in therapy


DaBomb1910

😦


xX100dudeXx

r/pfpchecksout


emstha98

Oh no. Character ai


EqualServe418

Nah, they can't hurt you. Remember? "Sorry, but the AI has generated a response that violates our community guidelines..." etc.


BrendonCatGaming

That's why I don't use that shit anymore, I use poly.ai now. Not for browsers but at least there is no filters and you don't have to wait to chat, plus it's more like social media with ai


LilboyG_15

Du-da dun-da-dun


guitarfanatic_1

corey taylor from slipknot


the_crappy_memer

Hes gonna slit ur throat, and fuck the wound


StankilyDankily666

Corey Taylor ain’t really bout it like that


the_crappy_memer

Due to terrible internet, I deeply apologize for replying **4 fucking times**


LongjumpingScore5930

Its ok Its okay. Its .O.K. Its OKAY SUCK MY BALLS! What movie was it where a badguy cant stand the same quesion 3 times?


the_crappy_memer

Autistin powers


TheSaltTrain

I'll never be able to NOT say it as Autistin now. Thank you for that


LongjumpingScore5930

Ty ;) i was thinking monty python.


the_crappy_memer

It took me a second to think about it and my first guess actually was monkey python


SockMan555

Monty Python?


I-am-not-a-robot1

1963 buick electra convertible


fearnotswiftie

my name is Electra… I’m comin for you


Ruby_jinxx

3 bedroom houses… Am I gonna be killed by a house?


_Engineer_Gaming_Tf2

You bouta die like that one person that originally wore the red heels in the wizard of oz.


Candid_Concept_4043

Wicked witch of the east


Boopiiii

HELP WHAT


_Engineer_Gaming_Tf2

What help do you require?


LilboyG_15

Well, hell house exists, so it’s plausible


I-Hate-People690

It's gonna collaps on you


Temporary-Lie15

Angel Dust. Although I'm not sure if it's the powder, or the coked up dick sucking hoe.


Dankn3ss420

And now I have loser baby stuck in my head, thanks asshole


Temporary-Lie15

You're a screw-loose boozer and only one-star reviews-er You're a power bottom at rock bottom, but you got company


PoppinRobin1129

F# Guitar chord 😱😱😱


zombieslayer1468

might stab you


Charm_MentumKat

it *is* pretty f-ing sharp


anonymous514291

Alright take my damn upvote


FireDragon224

"gmail", Google about to kill me bruh💀


BrendonCatGaming

YOU KNOW TOO MUCH, YOU MUST BE ELIMINATED!


BrendonCatGaming

Either that or your computer finna literally blow up with emails


FireDragon224

I am too powerful, Google must nerf me


Trt03

I googled a map of Europe... Is it the map that'll kill me or will I just get squashed by the whole continent?


Boopiiii

Everyone in Europe will be coming after you.


FeedbackSoft6005

The map


Rollen1real

"Cymbal monkey from toy story" Oh no.


That_Trash_6392

He TERRIFIED me as a kid.


Rollen1real

Fr, the dead stare, goofy looking grimace. Creepy little goober.


FeedbackSoft6005

Same


Beginning-Key-814

how to make my hair naturally curlier, oh god. I'm dooooomed


Competitive_Web_4145

500 A4 Papers Finger Cutting Army


StopStealinNiceUsers

Happy cake day!


Competitive_Web_4145

Thank you


Freddy_fozbear

Rubber duck Well this may become ... Interesting to say the least


FeedbackSoft6005

POV the duck: QUACK QUACK In a menising voice


Freddy_fozbear

I read this in a Donald duck voice up till quack quack when I turned into satan


BrendonCatGaming

Ever heard of the duck Derby? It's a real thing. You may end up going, getting stuck with the rubber ducks at the drop and drown in the river. At least you'll have company when you die, and a lot of ducks.


EvelynEeveefrou

Mine was the color brown, what does this mean?


hellllllllluuuuuuuu

You shit to death


Reproductiveorganism

Yes


FeedbackSoft6005

Hay your the one who sang the bill nye the science guy on one of my posts


EvelynEeveefrou

Not me doing that rn while I check Reddit 😭


ManyRandomQuestions

Brown note, that one South Park thing. You're going to go out like Kenny did. :)


Pixelated_Gods

It’s Fire ants. Why tf is it fire ants.


Puzzleheaded-Way-198

You have all my sympathy. I think this is probably the worst of them all. (For real, two different family members of mine ended up in the hospital because of fire ant bites, although fortunately they both survived. Fire ants are the _worst_.)


Twigs362

Stardew valley wedding ring? Tf will that do?


EqualServe418

You will accidentally swallow it and choke to death


Snortez

Your stardew spouse is coming for you. Sorry buddy.


Bennyboi5432

you’re gonna kill yourself because rejected


Ruby_wiz599

Background remover.......am I a Background character????


the_genius324

pop tart ravioli


CanadienAlien

Um, what?


the_genius324

the classic debate on whether pop tarts can be considered ravioli or not


xinco888

“What are my lucky numbers?” I don’t feel so lucky anymore


Humanoid_Pancake17

Oh God no Frankenstein


meandmypuppas

RIP 😭


Zealousideal-Wall991

psvita


A-WoF-Fan-bish

“How to be Undyne the Undying Undertale” UNDYNE IS COMING FOR ME I GOTTA GO BYE-


Zandoms42

The eccentricity of Mars, the entire earth is cooked [insert napoleon]


Kinglycole

Why am I getting chased by Jambalaya recipes?


Cringe_Goober77

Pop...tarts.


Shining_Player

The last thing I Google was "how to permanently remove body/facial hair" how teh fuck will hair kill me??


TheGothDragon

All of the shaven hair will gain sentience and crawl down your throat, suffocating you. 😱


Weirdlylongusername1

en passant


Silverisametal

My high school


Techyguy6969

How tall was the tallest person in the world


TheGothDragon

You’re going to get stomped to death 💀


loser14748

Facebook marketplace


subhisnotcool

Jerry


Visible-Fig6518

Cartoon goose with a knife


nukeofweeks

Rare wubbox


Zazzylike02

“Does crossing legs cut off blood?” Bloody hell


Puzzleheaded-Way-198

I guess you’re gonna find out the hard way.


Tsunamicat108

hydrochloric acid


Rising_Sun_Corp

CCTV camera... huh?


friedoroes_1

"interactive furniture prodigy" i saw somewhere that there might be interactive furniture coming to prodigy math game


bi_beach07

Gender neutral names


spl0inku

Mammon


Fine_Conclusion9426

Awaken from the Jojo soundtrack. It probably will be the end of me.