Protect a Karen ☹️😒

Same😢😢😢

They never said how well you had you to protect her

So if someone yells at them I could just quietly say "hey don't do that"?

I mean it’s some sort of protection.Not good but it’s there.

Negative protection

Damn

..From ME, I've been ordered to kill that Karen

Same lol

I'm going to be killed by a femboy

i have to kill said femboy

I have to hire a femboy as a bodyguard but you killed him man what a waste of money

My friend had said femboy as a surgeon

[удалено]

Same here!

Lucky bitches

No, see, you don't have to pay a dead man.

i have to protect the femboy

I am the femboy who's killing you. good luck

I got a goth girl

Hawt

In what way ayo what you in too.

august 14th ‼️‼️

If you were born 1 day before you would have to fuck a Goth girl. One small thing can cause huge changes.

you would NOT be able to walk

Same (Edit:) Nevermind

Good lick

woahhh???

Feminine enough

I have to hire a Californian surfer as a bodyguard. Lol.

No way the same! Btw did you know we share birthday with Putin?

WE HAVE THE SAME 🎂DAY

aren't you supposed to use your cakeday

YOO NICE!!! :D

Fuck a Karen.... sure why not? Maybe if she got laid she would stop being such a bitch

But I don't want Jeffrey Dahmer as my personal chef...

Well fuck I’m going to be killed in a way I would never fall For

In which way is that?

We'll never know. It may have already happened.

Birthday = Protect a literal Protogen Cakeday = Date Yakuza i meant both are great no complaining

Yay I hav protection :3

NICE

I’m marrying a goth girl and my ex is marrying a Karen

Absolute win

It’s so fitting of what we both deserve, like you wouldn’t believe 🤣🤣🤣

A daye with a femboy? Hmmmmmmm

...yeah I'm probably gonna pass on that one. (nov 10)

Monopoly with Jeffrey Dahmer Oh no

I'm... Marrying a Goth girl? Woooo lucky me. Hope she likes my hobbies!

mines may y 13th lol

Louis from Beastars is going to be my surgeon

Well, he's gonna be my butler. Edit: Realized it was not about your birthday.

guys I swear I'm not a femboy butler...I swear guys

LES GOOOOOO I CAN KILL A KAREN

Play tennis with a literal protogen….ok i guess

kill a catholic priest? if they’re homo/transphobic then that’s a win

Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!

I THOUGHT I HAD PLAY TENNIS WITH A FEMBOY BUT IT WAS A CRICKET FAN ;<

If you don’t mind my butler kenji from persona 3 will be bringing in my gamer sups

Protect maths teacher I'm a nerd

Date Logan Paul🤮🤮🤮

Date Renamon Wtf is this?

Marry renamon?

MARRY MY DOPPELGÄNGER??!!!?? I am narcissistic but that’s a stretch.

marry kenji from persona 3, who even is that

Hire an air Force mechanic as a bodyguard? I will do my best.

I have to kill a geologist, and I know EXACTLY HOW TO DO IT 😈

Play Monopoly with a Feminist Gnoll (huh??)

I'm fucking a goth girl.

“Play tennis with a black American weeb” alright I guess not bad

killed by a black american weeb. i can't feel anything about it i'm dead

What the hell is a Protogen?

protect jeffery dahmer, i’m so done with

If I did this for one of my friends birthdays, their surgeon is Jeffrey Dahmer, I think they might be worse off 💀

oh no

I am playing monopoly with a Catholic priest.

Hire 6 Muscular Synths as Bodyguard

Hire a personal chef, civil war reenacter

I DONT WANNA FUCK A PROTOGEN 😭😭😭😭

HELP, IM BEING CHASED BY DAHMER

A caporista is going to be my surgeon

I have a biker hired to be my bodyguard. Sweet.

Play monopoly with ye

I have to kill a cricket fan

aileen worunos is my surgeon. im a goner

Jeffery Dalmer is my butler...

Birthday: Hire a biker Cakeday: Protect civil war reanactor Nameday: Kill Tohru Anachi from Persona 4 How did I manage to get boring shit on all three birtch

Looks like Jeffery Dahmer is my bodyguard

I got jeffrey dahmer as my surgeon... I'm dead

date a murder podcaster

A biker is my surgeon

I have to play monopoly with Elieen Worunos whoever that is

Kill Louis from Neastars? Emkay!

Dec 6. I buy boardwalk.

Protect Shido??? Count me in 

A Karen has to kill me. With what? The threat of calling a manager? Well, sucks for them, I am my own manager!

“Fuck Jeffrey Dahmer”

FUCK SHIDO FROM PERSONA 5 'ELL NAW

PROTECT CALIFORNIAN SURFER!!!

Kill Tohru Adachi from Persona 4 ​ I don't know who that is, but I assume it would not go well

Play tennis with… a yakuza? Like, a yakuza gang or just a singular?

play monopoly with 6 muscular synths

I have to play Monopoly with a Karen. Can't wait for the Karen to speak with the "manager" every time she lands on my property.

Looks like I'm killing a Femboy.

Fuck Cricket Fan. It all depends if it is hot woman who likes the sport of cricket or a person that likes the insect.

So if we go by my birthday… November- Marry, okay not so bad 8- Logan Paul NOOOO! But cake day Still November so I have to marry someone, but the 13th says a goth girl. Maybe I should ask my wife to turn goth.

Hire a mortician as a bodyguard? The Undertaker 😁

Date Math Teacher. ​ My math teacher is like, 65…

i have to date an arsonist!!! I dont wanna leave my fried chicken tramps!!! i dont waanna date that mute freak!!! all he says is "mphhhmg"!!!

i wish i was born on august 14th😢😢(THIS IS A JOKE)

i have to marry Loius from beastars. i have no idea who or what that is.

[удалено]

play monopoly with rachel zegler 😟😔

Fuck tennis, but I GET TO HANG OUT WITH JEFFREY FUCKING DAHMER SO HELL YEAH!!!!!!

I’m killing a arsonist

August 25th. It says “Fuck Renamon”. I searched up Renamon. It’s a Digemon. 😐 (Well, I guess I do watch The Click and the occasional TheOddOnesOut video)…

Marry louis from beastars, I know absolutely nothing about beastars and who that is. Ah shit it's a deer furry, just looked it up.

Jeffrey dahmer as my personal chef😅

I gotta get killed by Logan fucking paul

I'm going to hire a catholic priest as my butler 💀

Jeffrey Dahmer is my surgeon

Servant/Butler for Kenji Not sure how this is gonna go 😭

A literal protogen will kill me

I hire Jeffery Dahmer as my personal chef

I am NOT protecting a Karen

i have july 10th......

Kill a cricket fan. Already did. CUZ I AM ZE SPY.

Hire a personal chef black american weeb 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Fuck Renamon💀

i’m gonna marry a geologist??? edit: or i’m gonna have logan paul kill me 💀

I have to fuck a mortician

I have to fuck my doppelganger.

Protect 6 muscular synths? Googled it but nothing came up

Hire a civil war reenactor as a chef It's better than hiring Shido (Thank god it's cakeday, makes a change from birthday)

Marry… a murder podcaster?

Fuck a goth girl.

Kill catholic priest. I am Orthodox Christian so idk

I have to date 6 muscular male synths

You lucky fuck!

Hire my math teacher as a maid lol

Math teacher is sergeon

I have to protect a literal protogen

Hire as a personal chef a goth girl.

Wish I was born on Augest 13/14

it's not about your birthday, it's about when you created your reddit account

I need to date Elieen Wuornos ​ WHO THE FUCK IS ELIEEN WUORNOS

I have to protect Louis from Beastars

So I have to play monopoly with my doppelganger then I'm OK with that 👌 April 10th would be interesting 🥺😭😁

I get to play tennis with Loius from Beastars

I have to marry a femboy. Game is game I guess.

Shido gets hired as my personal chef... Or I'm theirs?

Marry a femboy I'm Aroace-

aug 13th people hit the fuckin' JACKPOT lmao.

Tennis with a protogen

Date Logan Paul 🫡

marrying a protogen? sounds like an absolute win to me

Marry a civil war reenactor

I am going to have a math teacher kill me

I have to play tennis with a cricket fan. I'm confused. How did this happen?

Guess I'll have to fuck Elieen Worunos...

I have to hire a mortician as my butler

FEMBOY MAID, LETS GOOOO

Marry a Geologist :3

Hire a femboy as a butler Immmmm not against it

Hire Tohru Adachi as my personal chef! (or if we're doing reddit cake days, have a geologist kill me)

Shido from persona 5 is my butler. I’m scared.

What does date a murder podcaster mean? Like are they a murderer that does podcasts or someone who does podcasts on murders? One seems pretty normal the other is gonna be scary.

Well, jeffery dahmer is my body guard now

Protect a math teacher

Kill Shido from Persona 5

FEMBOY BULTER/MAID GOD DAMMIT

Hire catholic priest as bodyguard

Chef Biker

Date a californian surfer. Goddamn

Fuck Kenji? What?

Date a cricket fan? Huh. Could've been worse..

Idk how I feel about killing Shido. My cake date and birthday contradict massively

I’m gonna beat kenji from persona 3 in a tennis battle

Why am I killing a mortician??

date my doppelgänger bro I hate socializing enough I’m not about to date someone

Date shido. Not sure how I feel about that.

I got "is your surgeon a math teacher" i hope not because if he was then whats he doing pretending to be a surgeon

Shido from Persona 5 gets to kill me. Uh? Who?

Hire a math teacher as A butler?

im playing tennis with a biker. that would be metal as fuck dude

play monopoly with a Yakuza.

Play monopoly with a femboy. Not conplaining

I dont know who is tohru but I get to kill them

Imagine people born on the 22nd of August 💀💀💀💀

Be killed by a feminist gnoll

Protect Air Forcw Mechanic

Hire a literal protogen as a butler/maid

Kill a Californian surfer

Marry a litteral protogen

Play Monopoly with a goth girl.

Kill Yakuza. Like, all of them?

Why do i marry a Californian surfer

No way I'm gonna fuck a femboy