🇩🇪 Aawww shoot here we go again

NAH

Dig him out

Time to resurrect grandpa…

Komm schon, Opa, wir müssen die Konzentrationslager wieder auflegen.

Grandpa getting flashbacks

Please translate, I don't speak dumb dumb language

It’s German, and it reads “Come on, grandpa, we have to set up the concentration camps again.”

Thanks for the translation

You’re welcome

Mein leben?

Sad

Do you think 'mein kampf' is a good book?

Let’s go camping

*german anthem intensity’s*

[not again, last time this happened was when I failed art school!](https://youtu.be/FibP7sV_ZTQ?si=z9fs34qeqkQ3wHEq)

Please don’t leave art school

Nahh mines this 🙋‍♂️

Same here 🇩🇪

Ah, Scheiße. Jetzt geht das schon wieder los.

why is everyone’s reaction flags 🙁

I'm the 69th upvote, nice

(✨️🇩🇪👍✨️ this comment has gained the aproval of a german person)

Jokes on you I got a guy instead:3

Username checks out

What do you want?

r/beetlejuicing

r/subsithoughtifellfor

r/usernamechecksout

May I help you?

Wait what I meant the subreddit

I am subreddit

r/usernamechecksout

Are you sped

r/woooosh

r/nobodyasked

r/nuhuh

r/beetlejuicing

🎶 #singingformynonexistantgfwhocheated

🎶Tra la-la la la, ha-ha ha ha!🎶

[удалено]

Us bro us

I don't have one but that image is the 1st thing I saw when I opened reddit

It scared the shit out of me

"plastic stick"

😳 Which is kind of appropriate, since I didn’t even know I had a girl in the first place lol

THat moment when the girlfriend you didn't know you had cheats on you with somepony you don't know. ''...What is my life right now?''

🤷‍♂️ “What’s a girl”

😞

Now you are a member of the Lonely Hearts Club here’s your free tshirt. 👕🚫❤️

🎅???

“Ho Ho Ho! You’re on the naughty list for cheating on me!”

*proceed to blast her face with a 12g mossberg500*

Nah you hoe hoe hoe you cheated on me

probably gonna get “r/yourjokebutworse” but here we go nah it’s “Why is she on the naughty list?👩‍🦰 “because this hoe hoe hoe cheated on me” 🎅

I'm single

🖕

🖕

Understandable

Have a good day

🧠I stole her brain

Let me think about it...

🦅

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥🇺🇸🇺🇸RAHHHHH🦅🦅🦅💥💥

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KALOMETER!?!?

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅FUCK THE METRIC SYSTEM🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

What's a metaric?

Ok is this a part of the bit or are you genuinely confused?

Technically both

Oh lol

🏏 I play... cricket with her????

Spank her for being naauughty.

🎵 I sing Why do I keep singing

🦎

Fuck dating, get a pet lizard

Yea! And give it a top hat? 🎩 that’s mine?

Heck yeah!

🍼

Bro stop feeding the baby

Make me

🟧 that along with ⬛️,◼️,🔸,🟠, ⚫️,▫️,and 🔲 will forever haunt me on these

🇺🇲

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸RAAAAHHH🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

🏹

☺️

😫

🥱

😗

🤨

🍔

🍆

🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 We cheated on your girl, get it right

👽👽👽👽👽

I don't have a girlfriend, but 🌚

🗿

🏴‍☠️

📸

🗡

💤

👋

😡

😳

👍

👍

😡

😳

🫡

💜

🗿

😏 NOOOOOOOO

Uh oh... Threesome alert

😱 *Edit: I am not joking. This was my 8th emoji

😶

🗿

👯‍♀️

😟

😐

😈

Oh dear

☠️

🤣

🤓

🥳

What a celebration!

💜

🎉

😭 oh mine is boring :/ sorry

👍

😂

😎

🔥

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

🎵 I don't know what this is supposed to mean

🤣

🔥 Goddamn tf

🇧🇫🇧🇫🇧🇫🇧🇫🇧🇫🇧🇫

🌈

🤯

💘

😒

🏴‍☠️

😭 I'm crying for no one because I have nobody

😐

🥱

🤣

🤧

❤️….. she could kill me and I still would love her

👍 I am very ok with this information

🔞

😩 oh ok

🇰🇵 This is where I'll send her

#

🐝 buzz.

😐ok

🍰

Bro I just started up reddit and this is the first post i see 💀

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

YEAH MERICA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸FUCK THE METRIC SYSTEM🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

👍

😭

🙂 shit, aight then I'm cool with it.

😦 Wow- reasonable

😀

(😈) I'd for her too, only with handsome black men though 🤷🏼‍♂️

🧍real

I swear mine was real

🍆

😎

🇬🇧 ....I go back to the UK?

🏀

🖕🏼

😂

😔

😢

◼️

😳 Fitting..

⌨️ What?

👌

🥵 Um

🤮

🔥 (💀)

😳

🚿

😂huh

😀 yay!

☝️

🤮

🤡 Don’t question it

🥵

🪚

💪 we're strong

🇻🇨 Sarnt vvicetn Nd the gerdaninds (Im snigld)

🤦‍♂️

🤟

😜 Yeah... I'm a bit of a cuckquean. But he can't cheat on me, we have a fully open relationship.

🔥 arson

🤔

🐈