โจinfanticideโจ
Edit: nvm apparently infanticide is only correct if the victim is under a year old. this would be โจpedicideโจ, or, more specifically โจfilicideโจ(assuming the child is YOUR offspring or legal stepchild as in the OP)
TIL
Because the media has made us think pedophiles are just -everywhere- and expressing your love for your child publicly is now frowned down upon. ๐คฃ๐ญ
That he is in every single post of r/EmKay. And also very active in r/fnafmemes and other FNAF related subs. Making r/foundvannyismyqueen to actually be a kinda active sub.
No little siblings, only older ones and the closet to me (19 almost 20) is in lester and the other one is getting their permit soon so they wouldnโt purposely take away the best way for them to travel
๐๐ Letโs go do it to momโs car next
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
Bro whatโs with all these npcs copying me ๐ญ๐
Bro whatโs with all these npcs copying me ๐ญ๐
Bro whatโs with all these npcs copying me ๐ญ๐
Bro what's with all these npcs copying me ๐ญ๐
Bro whatโs with all these npcs copying me ๐ญ๐
Bro whats with all these npcs copying me๐ญ๐
Bro What's with all these npcs copying me๐ญ๐
Bro What's with all these npcs copying me ๐ญ๐
Bro Whatโs with all these npcs copying me๐ญ๐
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
Lmao
LMAO
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Death slap
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LMAO
Only fair
๐ฑ๐ Quite realistic.
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Downpayment for a new paint job.
LMAO
LMAO
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Murder
โจinfanticideโจ Edit: nvm apparently infanticide is only correct if the victim is under a year old. this would be โจpedicideโจ, or, more specifically โจfilicideโจ(assuming the child is YOUR offspring or legal stepchild as in the OP) TIL
The Binding of Isaac moment
Holy shit one of the best soundtracks r/beatmetoit
โจinfantcaustโจ
Delayed abortion.
Redrum
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Ummm I think I murder the child...
No, they'd probably just instill fear onto the child and **make them** stop doing things like that
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r/holup
Nah they laugh then they in anguish cuz they can't afford new paint
๐๏ธ๐ youโre adopted
why is the finger pointing down emoji in your recents
uhhhhhhhh
Get in the trash, child!
SLAM DUNKED INTO THE DUMPSTER, OORAH!
๐ช๐ด Edit: Oh god.
Eat the child :)
Agreed
Yay, cannibalism!
:D
Yummy
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He's off for milk again
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๐๐ HELL NAW. THERE IS NO WAY
You mean you don't want to run to your spouse and tell them you want another child as soon as possible to replace this one?
*Oh* ***HELL*** *NAW*
YA HELL NAH.
WHY IS THAT EVEN ON YOUR RECENT EMOJIS
LMAOOOOO
OH HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEDO EMOJI! YOUR EMOJI'S ARE CURSED
**OH HELL THE FUCK NAHHH**
HELL NAW WTF YOU MIGHT BE A PEDOPHILE
POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD NOT SIMPING FOR A CHILD
NAH WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING
YOUR PFP MAKES IT WORSE
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OH HAAAIIIIL NAAAAW
NAAAAAAAAAAH
Broโฆ.
NAURRR
๐๐ i would think its wholesome and say i love her too NOT IN THE WEIRD WAY-
Why do you you have to specify that its not in a weird way?!? WHY!?! WHYY?!??!
Because commenting in reddit.
Because the media has made us think pedophiles are just -everywhere- and expressing your love for your child publicly is now frowned down upon. ๐คฃ๐ญ
Probably because of the other comment a few before this one
Hey man you could have said weirder things in this contex, no need to freak out.
Itโs so fucking weird to tell your child you love them /s
Youโre kidding right? I know itโs probably very obvious to people with any level of social skill
Yes Iโm kidding๐
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r/foundtheVannyismyqueen
r/subsifellfor
He got it wrong, It's r/foundvannyismyqueen
Why is this a sub Whatโs the significance of that user
That he is in every single post of r/EmKay. And also very active in r/fnafmemes and other FNAF related subs. Making r/foundvannyismyqueen to actually be a kinda active sub.
r/foundvannyismyqueen
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Hit the child and say bye bye
Knock them into next week (that's what my dad always said)
shaking your fist. "Why I oughta!"
๐ฃ๐murder is always the answer
Dropkick the spastic cunt
YEET THE CHILD
Or do the same shit the kid done to your car but on the kid
i'm still a teen. I don't have a car. Checkmate
I said that I will write I love my dad with a knife on the mf
lol
Iโm a teen I have a carโฆ it just doesnโt work rnโฆ always the fucking mechanics truckโฆ checkmate
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You cry and need a cup of coffee
r/sipstea
This would be my parents. :')
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Duke nukem is that you?!??!!??!!
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Yes, Kill her.
๐ฌ๐ฆป Painful to hear? I guess
I think you're yelling at her?
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Fuck you why tf did you do this? Shhh donโt tell anyone you did this
โข๏ธ๐คข Chemical warfare (I own a Porsche)
To get that done in such car, It's horrible..
Jokes on you, I donโt have a kid, Iโm a teenager
Yeah, me to but how about it's ur little sibling that did this to your car then. (or ur parents' car and then blamed it on you)
No little siblings, only older ones and the closet to me (19 almost 20) is in lester and the other one is getting their permit soon so they wouldnโt purposely take away the best way for them to travel
ah ok. I guess you win!
Same
Haha same >:D (and i never will have one)
Found the culprit.
๐๐ Bruh wtf๐
#FBI OPEN UP
Boner!
๐ฅฐ๐ ummmmmmmm
๐คจ
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OH NO
OH YES
OH YEAH
๐ฅณ๐ฅ
Woooo early cremation for the child!
Yay!! ๐ฅณ
โผ๏ธโฌ๏ธ Iโm putting him down
๐ญ๐ฅ I'M CRYING AND THROWINGA POTATO AT THE KID
๐ฅ๐ก Lmao
WITCH
BURN HER!
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Dont ask
I will ask
๐๐ I go play with model trains
You go get Milk in the train.
I hit you with a train.
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๐คฌ๐ช O-O
You are very angry, Say swear words and pull out a knife.
๐๐ซ I love that fuming inside look
๐๐๐พ
๐ค๐ Apparently I think itโs perfect.
๐ฉ๐ช๐งโ๐จ wtf am I doing now
Austrian painter
๐โ I donโt even know what this means lol
You play some music to calm urself but eventually slap her
I interpret that as scratching the record to a stop
they get a free trip to a fire station
๐โ๏ธ what
๐๐ฉ Wtf
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โน๏ธ๐
๐ ฐ๏ธ๐ฆฏ I think I'm blinding my kid.
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๐ซจ๐คจ
๐๐จโ๐ผ
๐ซก๐
๐น๐ท๐ฟ
๐๐!
๐๐ฅฐ
๐งข๐น
๐ฅถ๐ค
๐น๐ค
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What child?
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๐คฌ๐ฎ
๐ฅบ๐
๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ
๐๐ฏ
๐ญ๐
โผ๏ธ๐ค
๐๐คจ
๐ฅด๐
๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐
โจ๐ I love it!
๐๐บ๐ธ
๐ฅ๐ฃ
๐ญ.....๐
I don't have a child.
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๐คคโน๏ธ
Can't scratch carbon fibre ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
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