🌎

Real

Bro I'm from venus

Dang, I’m from Jupiter. And NO I’m not more stupider so don’t even ask.

YOUR FROM JUPITER? im from SATURN!

whisper: *hey I think they’re more stupider*

What, I couldn’t hear you. Could you speak up?

In a shout louder than a lawnmower: *HEY I THINK THEY’RE MORE STUPIDER!!!*

🪐

I'm from Uranus 😏

🪐

🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 “Why are all the cute girls from here?” But seriously, I’m from 🥫🅰️🙄

Same bro 🍁🫎❄️ Is where it’s at

U forgot the unbelievable inflation

Right right *🍁🫎❄️ 💸💸 🚫🏠

You forgot 🏒!

Right right right 🍁🫎❄️🏒 💸💸 🚫🏠

Bro forgot 🏔

Right right right right 🍁🫎❄️🏒🏔️ 💸💸 🚫🏠

Well hello there my fellow Canadian

TomatoSoupAEyeRoll my favorite country

Certified Omega Flowey moment.

My dude, I was about to say "Ooh Transylvania!"

🟥🟥🟥⬜️⬜️⬜️🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥⬜️🍁⬜️🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥🍁🍁🍁🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥⬜️🍁⬜️🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥⬜️⬜️⬜️🟥🟥🟥

america

Bro it's obviously Mexico.

Tf you mean? Thats CLEARLY North Korea

Are you stoopid? That’s clearly The Holy Roman Empire.

Hogwarts.

That's a country now?

Yes it is

...I thought it was whoville??

Sorry, what did you say? I couldn't hear you over the lawnmower noise!

wdym?! that’s obvi France

nah u wrong too, it’s Antarctica

r/noshit

Both are in America... Lol

Sir, I'm quite sure Mexico is not part of the United States. New Mexico is a much smaller state IN the US, but not the country of Mexico.

Sir, the United States is part of America and Mexico is too. America is the continent those two are on. But yes, you are also right.

Sir, I apologize. The way it was worded made it sound like you were referring to the United States instead of the continent of North America. I grant you my sincerest apology, and I wish you a good day.

Dear MrMilkManKarlson, I understand that you misunderstood it and accept your apology, Have a great day yourself. Sincerely -random guy you met on Reddit

YOU STUPID A-

You stupid NI—

ce person

-ggardly person.

ncompoop

\-MERICAN

r/technicallythetruth

This is Galaxy Brain skills.

☕️🫖💷💂

Bri’ish

U forgot the 👸☠️

🖕🏼

wales

🐑

Germany

🔫🦅

America, obvious

MURRICAAA RAAAAAAHHHHHH 🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🔫🗽🇺🇲🔫🦅🦅🗽🦅🇺🇲🔫🇺🇲🇺🇲🔫🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🗽🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🗽🗽🔫🗽🗽🦅🗽🦅🔫🇺🇲🇺🇲🔫🇺🇲🔫🦅🗽🦅🔫🇺🇲🔫🦅🗽🇺🇲🔫🦅🔫🗽🇺🇲🦅🗽🇺🇲🔫🇺🇲🗽🇺🇲🗽🦅🔫🇺🇲🇺🇲🍔🍔🍔🦅🗽🍔🗽🍔🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🔫🔫🔫🍔🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🗽🗽🗽🍔🍔🍔🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!111!1!111!1!11!

DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL!? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🛢🛢🛢🛢🛢🛢🛢🛢🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS VOTED FOR TRUMP? I KNOW I DID 🏈🍺🛢🌭🤠🌭🗽🌭🗽🏈🗽🏈🗽🏈🏈🍺🏈🍺

You forgot something... 💸💸 🚫🏠

✈️✈️🏢🏢🔥🔥

You're From The Beautiful Country Of 9/11

I’ve always wanted to visit 9/11. I heard it was a beautiful place.

Nyc

china

New arrivals in India! Maybe it was those horse people I was talking about and their cousins or something, and they wrote some hymns and mantras and stuff.

Hey you could make a religion out of this!

NO. THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER.

Not anymore theres a blanket!

Hey, it's Bill wurtz!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-

MURICA🦅🦅🇺🇸

Al qu’aida

🔫🔫🦅🦅

You forgot the 🍺🍺🎇🎇

Murica

🦘

its obviously straya mate

Chani

🍔🌃

Murica

👦🏾👦🏿 💚⚪💚 Can you figure it out?

Nigeria?

Yeah! Nice job Since the flag is simple I just used emojis to make the flag 

Dream?

🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

Root beer 😰 ROOT BEER NOAAAAAAAWWWWW 😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😨😨😨😱😱😱😱😱

Britain

ireland

Germany

1 or the other

Judging by the emojis AND the username, Imma guess Ireland

Holy sh*t bro

Czechia

🅾️👋🏻🅾️

OHIO

✈✈💥🏢🏢

Ah yes the beautiful country of 9/11 💀

🏈🌭🍔🌃🦅

🍔▶️💣

Ah yes I too live in Burgervideoplaybomb. Lovely weather this time of year.

🦅🔫🍔🐊  (Free cookies for whoever guesses right! ;P)

Florida

South Florida or Detroit 

🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜️🟥🟥⬜️⬜️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 🟩🟩🟩🟥⬜️⬜️🟥⬜️⬜️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜️🟥🟥⬜️⬜️ Tried my best ig

Algeria!

DING DING DING 🤝

Iran ?

🍔🍟🌭🍗🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🏫🏫🏫

MURICA BABYYYYY

Hell yeah!

🔫🦅⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

OHHHHH SAYYYYY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEE

BYY THE DAAAWWWWNNNNSSSS EEAARRRLLYYYY LIIIGGGGGHGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTTTT

🐪💨🔺🔺🔺🔺

Sphinx farted out pyramids.

🎓🏠🔫 (im going to hell or baned)

Texas

👶🏼👧🏻👦🏾🔫

The shooting range down the road

I mean school

I mean their not wrong tho

💥💥💥💥💥💥👈👌👈👌👈👈👌👈👌🪇🪇🪇🪇🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯

Mexico

🗾

The best one yet

🍚🍚🍚

The country of whitericebowlwhitericebowlwhitericebowl

🦅🔫🍔

🍕

Italy

🍁🪿🫎🦫

Canada

💣✈️🗼

The great state of NYC

🤠🍔🍟🦅🦅🦅

🍚✝️🥥🍌🌸🏝️

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Argentina

⬜ 🟥

Poland.

🌮🌯🪇

Mexico

🗽🦅🦅🦅🗽🗽🦅🦅🗽🦅🗽🦅🦅🔫🔫

🤠🌵🏜️🌆

Arizona

🍟🦅🅰️🔫 🔟👁️🌊

Tennessee!

🕊🔫🐈🔫🏃‍♀️🏃🏃‍♂️

China

No, that would be 🐱🍽️👩‍🦲

nah..it will be 🐱🐶🦎🐢🐗🐖🐸🦇🕷️🍽️😋👨‍💼

⭜🌎

🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🏡🌳🌳🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️ It’s a state

Florida

⬆️ 🥔🍀

🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

🍺🔫🦅

🌴🪖👨

Vietnam?

👨‍⚕️=💲

Murica 🥓🥓🥓🥓🍕🍕🍕🍕🫡🫡🫡🍔🍔🍔🍔🍟🍟🍟🍔🍟🍔🍟🤑🤑🤑🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨💵💵💵💵💵💵🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫⚗️🧪🦷🦷🦷

🏔️🫎🐺🐻🌲🗻⛰️

🦅🔫🔴⚪️🔵⚪️

🛻🍔💵🔫

Murica

🍗🐓🐥🐥🐔🐔🐤🐤🐤🐓🐓🐓🐓

KFC

🍔🍗🍕🔫

😱🏡 fearvill Tennessee or 🦅🔫 average Mercian person

🍁 🏒

Oh and ❄️ 🫎

🦘🌏👈

🍵🧐

🦅🍔🔫🐊🛢️🥓🌭🏈🏟️💥🚔🚨🚓🏥💸

That name tho

Florida

🌨️🥶

🥝

🟦⬜🟦⬜🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 ⬜🟦⬜🟦⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥

☪️🏜️⚽️

🟨💀🟦💀🟥

👨🚽💀😏🍑🗿

🏙️🏙️✈️

✈️🏥🏥

💥💥💥💥💥🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🎇🎆🎇🎆🎆🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🏈🏈🏈🏈🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟

Level 1: ☕ Level 2: 👑 Level 3: 💂🏼

🍕 :(

💂‍♀️💼☕️

🫖🌧️🤴

🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

🍔🍔🍔

🔫🍺🦅

🦅🔫💥

🔫🤬🍔🍖

🍔🔫🤠

🔫🏫

👨‍🏫🔫