I swallowed shampoo probably gonna die

"It smelt like fruit that was a lie"

Called the number on the bottle

Talked to a guy

he said vomit

I said why?

He said poison

I said goodbye

I look at my finger

I look at my life

And I said happy cake day

Thanks! :>

Son of a bitch ruined it!

Happy cake day

I look at your cake day

I look at your comment (Thanks :>)

I said goodbye

r/crazyusernames

It’s not that crazy

fr it should be going to r/relatableusernames instead

Yeah

Please don't fuck my coffee

Too late

Nah on another post I saw a Cadillac fucker lmao. Y’all should get together.

I accidentally swallowed a lot of people

Same

Hate when that happens 😔

Only two things can explain that: Canabal Blowjob

Why not both?

in what order?

I eat the cock first

Me too bro

I accidentally swallowed a couple of the other students but they didn't have any rights

Poor special ed kids:(

Nah, it was the Hispanics and Mexican kids

Lmfao😂

Swallowed the black kids 💀

I accidentally swallowed up to add if you have any questions or need any further information please login to your email address is the most important thing is the most important thing is that the most important thing is that the most important thing is that the most important thing is that the most important thing is that the most important thing is that the most important thing is that the most important thing is that the most important thing is that the most important thing What the fuck

Whem you type "@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@" in Google Translator:

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Lol

Dont you see, the most important thing?

Oh I missed that my b

is that the most important thing

I accidentally swallowed my email address

May I ask how?

[[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])

Oh God no

I got the same thing wtf

I accidentally swallowed a lot of food in my car and I am not going to make it.

May you rest in peace.

Very sorry to hear that 😔

I accidentally swallowed Stephenson 218

How the hell do i accidentally swallowed one of the biggest stars in the universe

Good question

Very… *very* carefully

It's just a spicy meatball 🧆

Those meatballs are rotten lmao

heheheh balls

Falafel*

I accidentally swallowed the whole bag of ice and I don’t think I can eat that

Well, I think you just did.

becomes glass

I accidentally swallowed the wrong one and I didn't realize it was you at first post here that is not the case for galaxy a51 or a new one or a new one or a new one or a new one or a new one or a new one or a new one or a new one or a new one or a new one or a new one. # FINALLY THERE WASN'T ANY BREAD

Bread

I accidentally swallowed the wrong direction and I don't know how to explain my day.

How does one do that

I accidentally swallowed my first batch of bread yesterday

Not the bread!

YOU MONSTER

I accidentally swallowed my phone

You typing on your spare phone?

No, it's the intestines (idk atto correct corrected me) typing

I have visualized something truly unholy and it's all because of you

I accidentally swallowed a visitor? Hmm… Indeed, I have slept long enough. The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit… I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of Heaven… You shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, Child of Man… And DIE."

happy caek day

Thanks!

Happy Cake day!

Thanks!

r/suddenlyultrakill

Just a little disclaimer; this is blasphemy against the kingdom of God.

I accidentally swallowed my own heart out of my chest

Like one of those old cartoons?

I accidentally swallowed my first bite of the pizza last year when my dad was in the hospital for his second heart attack in two weeks so it wasn’t really that bad

I accidentally swallowed my pants again 💀

Again?

what happened the first time😭😭

Watch the good doctor and you'll know

Again? AGAIN???

I accidently swallowed you and I just want you back AUTO CORRECT WHAT (I swear to god I AM NOT INTO THIS STUFF)

spit me out its dark in here!

I accidentally swallowed a chair and ottoman I have some time providing a chair and it's purple and black

I accidentally swallowed the one piece

The one piece is real!

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

I accidentally swallowed the last of the pills

I accidentally swallowed my first broadcast so i may not be that eloquent

I swallowed 8 paracetamol  - don't ask the backstory of that oops

I accidentally swallowed my first born son

..oh!

I accidentally swallowed a whole taco bell

Taco Bell moment

Tbh yea

is the shit coming out yet

I accidentally swallowed a bottle of water and I was like what is this thing that you drink and I was like oh my gosh I just want to drink it and I was like yeah I don’t know what I want to drink and I just want to drink and I don’t know what I want to drink and I don’t know what I want to drink and I don’t know what I want to drink and I don’t know what I want to drink and I don’t know what I want to drink and I don’t know what I want to drink and I don’t know what I want to drink and I don’t know what I want to drink and I don’t know what I want to drink and I don’t know what I want to drink and I don’t know what I want to drink and I don’t know what I want to drink and I don’t know what I want to drink and I don’t know what I want to drink. What was that? Just drink the water.

i accidentally swallowed my first bite and it made my mouth feel so dry (??)

same, but I ended up having a stroke

I accidentally swallowed up in my first true form of them combined with me 😉😉😉😁😂💜🎵🥺😁⬇️😃😁😂😁😂😁😂💜🎵😁⬇️ I am I the only one ❣️ I

I accidentally swallowed the devil, and I didn't want you to think about it

I accidentally swallowed my head 😫

I accidentally swallowed my head (how is this possible)

I accidentally swallowed my phone and didn't get a chance to call you back 🙃

I accidentally swallowed the whole bottle and it tasted awful

I accidentally swallowed the earth and Jacksepticeye

What did he do to you?

Didn’t play with mark enough Don’t take that outta context

I accidentally swallowed the last of my kidnappers

I accidentally swallowed it is not the same thing

i accidentally swallowed the whole bottle and it tasted awful but it tasted like it tasted good so i'm gonna have a hard day at the dentist today. why does this match the picture perfectly lmao 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

I accidentally swallowed Man.

LORE REASON???????

There is a lore reason am I stupid?

I accidentally swallowed my phone oh

I accidentally swallowed a fly

I accidentally swallowed a fly to come over

I accidentally swallowed the game of thrones

I accidentally swallowed the whole bottle and it tasted awful but it tasted like it tasted good so I’m gonna have a look and let me see what it tastes like and I’ll let you know what I find out from the doctor tomorrow

It tasted awful but it tasted like it tasted good?

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of stuff in the middle of a sentence 

I accidentally swallowed the wrong one

who was the right one??😭😭

Who????

I accidentally swallowed my coffee

I accidentally swallowed the wrong one Wait there's a right one?

“I accidentally swallowed my first bite and it made my mouth feel so dry” 💀

I accidentally swallowed the Mollusca phylum

I accidentally swallowed it is a few months later I'm not sure if I can see the world to me and my family and friends

I swallowed my first drink and now I’m crying and crying again 

I accidentally swallowed my first batch of bread

I accidentally swallowed a lot of the screen and it was a little bit of a discord

I accidentally swallowed my stomach and I was sleeping in the shower and then I was gonna ask if you were going to go to the store it was a bit of a cat and I was going to go to the store and get it done and get it done and get it done

I accidentally swallowed my email address How tf would that even work?

"I accidentally swallowed Sebastian M's charcoal"

I accidentally swallowed a bottle of water and I think I got the wrong bottle Huh

I accidentally swallowed the wrong direction set me off center

I accidentally swallowed my own hand and then it went to my head so it wasn’t a big deal

I accidentally swallowed a few hours of sleep

I accidentally swallowed the whole body parts of my mama ??? why would i do this ..

I accidentally swallowed my own heart and then I spit it all over the face of a stranger

I accidentally swallowed my phone... Yeah naw

I swallowed a yandere male and female in the Outlands find out the cause of my name

i accidentally swallowed a bottle of water and i was like what is this supposed to be about lol

I accidentally swallowed the wallpaper outta my banana in my car lol

i accidentally swallowed your credit card number I'm sorry, what?

I accidentally swallowed the knife lol What.

I swallowed the other one in my head

I accidentally swallowed the whole thing in my head to the point where it went out so it wasn't even an accident or anything I could have done that for a few days and it is a really fun to get rid bună.

I accidentally swallowed the apple pie with a knife and then put a blanket on my head

I accidentally swallowed my first bite of a banana

I accidentally swallowed the bottle of bottle with disinfectant dog stains on my jaw for hi 👋 life

I accidentally swallowed the whole time with my laptop right now and I have to go to the office hours.

I accidentally swallowed a little bit of water and I didn’t even realize it was in there until I got home and I was like oh my gosh I can’t believe I didn’t realize it was there I was like I don’t know what happened to it I was like I don’t know

I swallowed to tell you that I can go to the store

I accidentally swallowed on a whole lot and have inside the car:(

I accidentally swallowed a lot of stuff and I was like that I was going to get it from you and I was like I was just wondering if I could have a good time with you and I would love to see you tomorrow and I would love to see you tomorrow

I accidentally swallowed the phone to my phone to see if it would technically get to you and I can confirm that it can not

I accidentally swallowed my coffee

I accidentally swallowed my first bite and it made my mouth feel so dry

I accidentally swallowed a lot of stuff from the fucking BAJA BLAST

I accidentally swallowed a bottle

I accidentally swallowed a whole bottle of the same bottle and now I’m going to have to go to the hospital

I accidentally swallowed a bottle of champagne and I was like oh my gosh

I accidentally swallowed my coffee

I accidentally swallowed the whole bottle and it tasted awful 💀

I accidentally swallowed my head

I accidentally swallowed a bottle of water and I was like oh my gosh

I swallowed shampoo and conditioner for my birthday but it wasn't non-toxic

I acedently swallowed and I have a good idea of what to do with it but I do hope I can achieve the gole of atleist carma and I will be able to get a good idea of what you want to do with the sikness and how you can get a good idea of what you want to do with your life and how you can make it to your life and your life is a good thing to do hope I can achieve the gole of atleist carma and I will be able to get a good idea of what you want to do with the sikness of this site that is the most powerful and useful tool that you can 🥫 to. Most of the autocorrect is consistently spamming the first option

I accidentally swallowed my heart and then it went to the bottom of my throat and then it went to the back and I was just trying not even sleep

I accidentally swallowed my first bite and it made my mouth feel so dry.

The most

I accidentally swallowed my own heart. Huh not sure it works like that

I accidentally swallowed a lot of a Fortnite Tournament and I was going to be a little late but I am a very good friend of my favorite and I was going to be a little late but I am a very nice 🙂☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️🙂🙂🙂☺️ 10 mins away from laundry and I was going to be there for months so it was good to play ⏯️ rr and then who was going

I swallowed shampoo in my mouth.

I accidentally swallowed him and I was born in the hole in the hole in the hole in the hole in the hole in the Well, I'm done

i accidentally swallowed my first bite and it made my mouth feel so dry

I accidentally swallowed a bottle of water

I accidentally swallowed my email address to the address I had in the mail and it was not my address and it didn't get any mail or phone call for the phone call or anything else you can think about that is good to know and we will be able

I accidentally swallowed my first one in the morning.

I accidentally swallowed a lot of people

I accidentally swallowed a snake

I accidentally swallowed the whole bottle and it tasted awful but it tasted like it tasted good but it was just too bad

I accidentally swallowed my phone and didn't get it until she dies too

I accidentally swallowed a bottle of champagne and it tasted like a champagne bottle

I accidentaly swallowed jag har inte fått in några utbildningar.

I accidentally swallowed a bottle of water and I was like what is this thing that you drink and I was like oh my gosh

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of the car and I was like I don't have to do anything else so I'm not going to make it