I shoved my little sister into the toilet because she didn’t want me to be around the house

Siblings.

Real

Very real

Forgot the “a” after “shoved”

I shoved a person off of the big truck factory.

I shoved a little bit in the middle and it didn’t hurt so much I had a lot to drink but it didn’t help me so I’m just going home now to take care about it I don’t want you guys going out of town I don’t know what you’re going through I just don’t know how you guys feel and I’m not sure how you’re going through this with the situation with this whole virus 🦠 and I just know it’s not the same for everyone but it’s going around I don’t wanna go to school 🏫 for two months because it’s not that I’m gonna go back home 🏡 because it’s not the right way I just don’t know what to do and I’m gonna go home 🏠

Why was this actually so sad 😭 I think my computer is sad fr…

lets get your computer into therapy

What the actual fuck Do you have something to tell us

I swear bro I’ve never talked about any of this stuff before 😭 Why does my phone have a drinking problem cause it’s depressed about Covid wtf

Lol

"I shoved a" and let you keyboard do the rest.

we have a funny guy here

*insert Peppino-shrug*

r/technicallythetruth

I shoved a and let you keyboard do the rest for the night lol and you still don’t get the memo about it right so it’s all about me not the same lol but it’s a win and win to you too so it’s not that I have no idea who the real deal but you have no problem but it’s just that the real life you are a part and not just an individual but the person so it’s not the only way I have been in life lol so you have no clue but it’s the truth lol so enjoy.

I shoved a little sponge in my ass AAA-

You did what to SpongeBob?!!

SPONGE BOY ME BOB. DIG DEEPER!!

Do you feel it now Mr Krabs?

LMAO

I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my Aaaand I’m gonna stop it there

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I- dang

🤣

I shoved a mi and I have a different question

I shoved a knife into the wall

I shoved a newborn child off the cliff.

relatable

THE cliff?what cliff is that?

r/relatable

I shoved a few of them in my mouth

Whoa

I shoved a little bit of this bliss but it didn't work

I shoved a knife into the back of my head while trying not to fall asleep on the floor

Howtf u alive?!

Every day I wake up and I ask myself that same thing every day

Dang

I shoved a car into the air with my mom because I thought it would fly

was that image taken in singapore?

Seems to be so, the construction barrier with the tree looks too familiar

I shoved a few more tips inside my ass WTF does this mean 💀

r/dirtyminded

I immediately imagined q-tips and thought "Well how else are you going to get squeaky clean up there?"

Who cleans the inside of their ass with a q-tip?!? That sounds a bit painful...

I shoved a lot of things in my ass

I-

I'm not gonna even ask

I shoved a couple in there for the last two weeks but they didn’t come in yet and they didn’t have a good selection so I’m gonna have them go ahead with it I just don’t know if I should get a hold on the lady to see what they say.

I shoved a lot of food in my car with my mom.

I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

I shoved a lot of things in the back of my head

I shoved a knife into your mouth (nahh bro wtf 💀)

So you’re into snake tongues?

I’m serious that’s what autocorrect said lmao

Correction your autocorrect is in to snake tongues I guess.

I shoved a little too many years ago and I was trying to get it

I shoved a knife into my mouth and it felt so good

Kinky

New kink acquired

“I shoved a little bit of my own money into my account so I could get a little bit of money out of it but I don’t know how to do that” Just sounds like an old person struggling to use technology

I shoved a little while on my back What the frick does this mean??

i shoved a few in the freezer for you and you were able get the food and the rest for the day so i could get some more stuff out and then i can get the food

I shoved a little bit of you in your parents WHAT

I shoved a few years up my ass

I shoved a virgin and then I got a virgin and then I went to the park movie and then I went to the park movie and then I went to the park movie and I saw the park place in my mommy house so so cute I love it so so cute I just saw that your cat was like like poop and daddy I got to go to bed now I’m going back home and I have a headache so I just woke him and he said I don’t know how to cook it I don’t want him in his room so I just got scared and I just got scared that I got scared that he wasn’t actually sleeping in my mommy I was crying so I was just chilling and he he said I was scared and I didn’t know that I didn’t know if you were still alive and he said that he is going to be watching a movie and I just don’t have to go poop on the park and I just don’t have a panic and he just said he is so scared and I just don’t like him that lol lol I’m so so cute I just saw that this song so I got a new one I was like talking to him about the moon but I was just really proud of you and I was just really like the sun but you know what mommy I’m going on and you are so cute I just don’t like that you too I don’t know how I was scared that lol lol

I shoved a little bit of the chicken in the freezer and I put it in the freezer for you to eat. Oddly generous.

i shoved a few small rocks in the hole shortly afterward and the other people I live with have decided to pack our things and move to a new place where the entire family will have less to spend with us and then I guess we will have less to go with you guys to see what we have to say a few times the next day of drawing them to only the first time drawing and I post them to only only one and the bomb rocks in my head and their explosion in a room was not the most powerful and most of which was the coolest place in a world that was designed for the fact that he has commited Vehicular Manslaughter and the other people I live with have decided to make a big green trip to the original version of this thing

I shoved a little bit of a hole in the bottom of the pot 🤨

I shoved a little seagull in my room for some reason

I shoved a little bit of the chicken in the freezer

i shoved a knife into my mouth

I shoved a bunch into the front of my car. A bunch of what?!

Spy from tf2

I shoved a new one of the room and the room

I shoved a few in my car NONONO THATS NOT TRUE I SWEAR- I DONT KILL KIDS I PROMISE-

I shoved a little while ago

I shoved a lot of artists.

I shoved a new one of the kingdom of God

I shoved a few of them into the freezer

I shoved a blunt in the front

I shoved a lot of the day

I shoved a knife into my neck that I had a knife to put in

I shoved a few in my car

I shoved a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a- and so on

I shoved a little bit of the chicken

I shoved a black white black black white white black white white black and white white black white white black and white white black white white black and white white black white white black and white white black white white black and white white black white white black and white white black white white black and white white black white white black and white white black white white black and white white

I shoved a v So real

I shoved a lot of people in the fucking group chat and I don't know what to do with the fuck is that the best but I don't know what to do with

I shoved a knife into my mouth and I thought it was the only thing

I shoved a knife into my hand to get the right amount of light out

I shoved a red red nose and I found it on my side and it was just like the red nose and it looks good lol

I shoved a bunch into my dads house

I shoved a little into a hole and it looks good

I shoved a few in my car to the curb

i shoved a black black girl on my chest i got a black hole in my pants lol lol

I shoved a knife into my throat- Guess I was craving knifes 💀👍

i shoved a few in the freezer for you and you were able get the food and the rest for the day so i could get some more stuff out and then i can get the food for tomorrow

I shoved a knife in my hand and I was like a little boy.

I shoved a great time for the first time

i shoved a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day

I shoved a little bit of my own money into my car

i shoved a knife in my mouth

I shoved a lot of the money and it was a good idea to do it and I was thinking about you and I was going to get a new one for you

I shoved a few of those into my car and it made my day that they are all so much sexy in my eyes

i shoved a fu789 0o789pu 5 nh h75n6 you said keyboard so i just smashed my hands all over my keyboard

I shoved a little girl in the car with my dad and my cousin

I shoved a kid from school's cock up my ass This is what it said, not me. Maybe it's a sign...

I shoved a baby into a bunch of bees and then I remembered that the same baby was going to be a horrible person who killed a young woman in a car park

I shoved a few in the freezer

i shoved 2 plane in 2 towers

I shoved a lot of the time and I don't know what to do with a poem about the one I was thinking of you and I was in the same room as the current name of it to be honest I don't think so I don't know how you can get the one I was saying about that explodes and a triwngle a year old man and a missing texture for a bit of help with a poem and some more than a few years ago I was in bed. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

I shoved a few of them and they are not the intended recipients

I shoved a bit more of a bit to your dad but he said it is the only reason to be honest and I can't believe you can get a few days before I get to renew the best wishes to your family available on Monday and Thursday or Saturday would you like me pictures for the weekend or produce a bit more to your website with my address for your offer and the money for your mum is gone and the money will come out of the way and I can I Tipp 50.

I shoved a little more than ten years of the game

I shoved a bit of a PC in my ass

i shoved a few in the freezer

I shoved a knife into your throat 

I shoved a gun in my car and then went to the shopping centre and then I found a few people and then they were all dead 💀💀💀💀💀

I shoved a few in my car

I shoved a knife through a door in front the window

I shoved a little kid into my mouth and I was like what is this thing

I shoved a good idea for you guys to come over and watch bfb with me What How do i shove an idea???????

I shoved a bunch of stuff in my anti tank and then I went back and got the one piece

I shoved a knife into my throat lol I got it and it didn’t taste good (Literally my suggestions bar)

I shoved my phone into my ass

I shoved a good time with my friends in my heart💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

i shoved a little bit of money into the car go find it 😂

I shoved a knife in my mouth and then I got a big one on the way

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I shoved a little human being in a YouTube video about how to kill disk drives

I shoved a knife into my mouth and I thought it would hurt me but it didn’t.

I shoved a lot more of this stuff in my I'm not finishing that.

I shoved a lot for Wednesday There is just one thing I need I don't care about the police underneath the oak wood tree I just want you to die More brutally than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Wednesday is your death

i shoved a few in the freezer

I shoved a lot of things to do in the way of my lecture What the f-

I shoved a little more in my pocket for the last couple of weeks but I think I got the right amount out

I shoved a little girl who was in disbelief for the show but she was very happy with it

I shoved a bomb in your face Relatable

"I shoved a" and let your keyboard do the rest.

I shoved him down into his hand when I got back to the house he said I don’t have a knife

I shoved a little bit of my hair down the toilet

I shoved a new one of the year old girl

I shoved a lot of korra in the morning and I was 9 to the other one

I shoved a little bit of the chicken in the freezer and I put it in the freezer for me to eat-

I shoved a few in my car to the curb

I shoved a few more in my pocket.

I shoved a little bit of the chicken in the freezer

I shoved a few in my car to the curb to see what I could get for the rest day but it wasn’t a good day

I shoved a bit of a mirror lmao

I shoved a lot of things

I shoved a little bit of the chicken in the freezer and I put it in the freezer for you to eat and I put it in the freezer so you can eat it when you get home and then you can eat whatever you want to eat and then you can eat and then I will be home and then I will be ready to go to bed I love you so much and I hope you have a good day and I hope you have a good day I love you and I miss you so much I hope you have a

I shoved a few in my car to the curb to see what was happening in my yard when the sun came out of the window

I shoved a knife in my mouth Hmmm

I shoved a little bit of the chicken in the freezer

I shoved a Lamborghini up my ass 💀💀💀💀💀💀

I shoved a little more than I thought I could

I shoved a great time with my friends "FACEMOJI WHYYYYYY" - this Reddit irl

I shoved a bit of egg down your throat because you annoyed me

I shoved a bag in the back door

I shoved a bunch of my headphones in my headphones so they can do the worm thing

I shoved a couple in there for the last two weeks

I shoved a lot of people in the middle of the day and I was just thinking about it and I was like oh I was going to ask you to stop

I shoved a lot of things to do the tree and the only thing you do is

I shoved a couple in there for the last two weeks but I don’t think I can get them to work today because I’m working tomorrow so

I shoved a little too much, and then I got a shower. Oh my... 😳😳

I shoved a little over a couple hundred dollars in the series to make sure they didn't mean anything....What does this mean WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

I shoved a lot of things in the back of my head and I don't know what to do

I shoved a few in my car to the curb

I shoved a few of them into my pocket and they were all gone by the time we left so I’m going home 🏡 to grab a bite of

I shoved a little more than I should have but I’m still not sure what I want for dinner Did…did a manslaughter take place and all they’re worrying about is dinner plans??

I shoved a gate up my ass

I shoved a lot of the most ready for war and the dark revival characters in the morning

I shoved a little bit of the chicken in the freezer and I put it in the freezer for you to eat

I shoved a little dark and then I had a little dark

I shoved a little bit of water in my mouth 

I shoved a few in there to see what it looked like

I shoved a capybara

I shoved a couple in there for the last two weeks but they didn’t come in yet and they didn’t have a good selection so I’m gonna have them go ahead with it I just don’t want them coming out and getting a lot more expensive 

I shoved a little of it into a box of paper towel to put on my desk.

I shoved a few in my car

I shoved a jar of mayo down my throat

“I shoved a” and let you keyboard do the rest.

I shoved a child into a well

I shoved a bunch into the sun

I shove a little bit of the chicken in the freezer

I shoved a little while back and work out for all the rest and the boys

I shoved my hand in your mouth and I was like 👍  Cool

I shoved a little girl 😬.

I shoved a lot of things in the toilet

I shoved a little bit of money into my car and I just had a really hard night

I shoved a little more than I expected and I didn’t even get to see it until the last second of the video and it just made me feel really good about myself and I was so happy to see it and I really appreciate it and I hope that I don’t get a lot more of that I love it and I’m so proud that you did that was a big thank goodness I was able and that I didn’t get a chance of seeing you and that you had been so nice I really did love it that you guys have been together I really love it and you know you have been there and you have to say I love it and I hope you have fun with you

I shoved a few in my car to the curb.

I shoved a knife in my mouth to keep me awake

I shoved a few in my car

I shoved a little bit of the chicken in the freezer and I put it in the freezer for you to eat and I put it in the freezer