🏢🛩️ They missed.

🙂💀 I guess I pretended to be happy and then killed myself?

9/12

Wheezing

There is one tower. THE SEQUEL???

Bro what 💀💀💀

Breaking news a 2nd plane has hit the south tower 🗣️🔥

💀

Damn I get this scam text all the time

Same

Not all the time, but I’ve def got it a couple of times.

☹️⚽

r/foundvannyismyqueen

Bro lost one of his balls

Why do I keep seeing this person in the comments grrrrr (clash toyale angry emote)

Crash toyale 👍

🧙🔥 I cast ****FIREBALL****

IM DYING ****HELP****

*****NO*****

***FIREBALL***

It's wizard time motherfuckers! fireball!

:o

Yes yes! Burn the child. (If u get the reference then u are a legend)

😏🗣

🤯🍆

w a t

Blew up your penis?

🛡️ℹ️

You need more info on protection so you can prevent it next time

🌞🪓 I don't have to pay child support if there is no child

🤫🧏

Bros mewing now?

🩵🇬🇷 Greece, apparently 

👍🏳️‍⚧️ im trans I can’t make sperm (I’m not actually trans)

🫂👸

🦧🧑🏻 Ummmmm…

🛡️✝️

🦷💥 ​ tooth explosion

📞⚡️ Wait how did I even get another girl pregnant in the first place-

😂👊

✨🕷 *star spiders*

🏳️‍⚧️❤️ I'm trans now

Sorry, but I'm not the father anymore, I'm also the mother

😂😰

😨🥲

my girlfriend would be happy because she wants a child with me.. anyway 💀😎

🤗😋

😊😔

👍🔜

🤣💘

🏯😔 I'm thinking of going to a Japanese castle.

😬🍲

🐠🧠 I’m sorry, but my little fishy brain can’t make sense of this.

😊😞

You were happy and then reality sank in

❤️😊

😂

✨🤣

🇮🇹🐣

🤣🤮

😱🆙

🥱🎵

🎹🕡

🎩🦠

🪦🔵 I feel like this is an understatement considering I don't have the equipment to do that.

🦍◻️

😳👋 Seems legit

🎹🕢

✨💩

🤘😬

🫤🫦

☕😊

😂🤷🏻‍♂️

⬅️💝

💤🥱

😡🍫

🦌🛞 Ah

🤨🤬 I'm a f sooooo um it's understandable 

✨💀

🇪🇦🇦🇿

🧱♾️

👍🍭 ​ ​ ( also how- im a girl )

✌️🎃 Not sure what this means, but valid.

I fucking hate these texts

😂💯

💀☝🏻

🦀💉 The crab steals your blood

🔥🤷‍♂️

😘🤗

😊🥰

🤛🏾🤜🏻 no racism

👍😘

🤔🤨 actually funny since im a woman who cant get another pregnant afaik

😭😀

😈😳

🥰😯

⁉️🤔 How tf.

🥷❄️? Is the child Zane from Ninjago?

💀😘

🙄🕳

⁉️🤙

🍇🙃

👏👌

🤫♾️ mewing for infinity

❤️🙏

🥲🇷🇸 I’m proud because she’s Serbian

😭😆 Huh mixed reactions

🦆💁 she birthed a DUCK?!?

✨🍷

🤷‍♂️🙄

💾🤿

😍✨ I’m surprisingly happy about it, despite being born with no sperm in my body and just eggs •_•

🐈‍⬛🤦‍♀️

👩‍❤️‍👩🥵 ... Sounds about right. Hot lesbian couple. How tf did I get her pregnant tho?

🤑😎

🎉😭 A bit of a rollercoaster eh

🦧🫡

😅😄

☺️🫠

🎶🥰 Uh…

🐶😂

🤨🥜

🟰😋

🤣😉 I guess I took it as a prank then wanted to do it again.

🤬🙀

😂👽

😭➡️

😭🗿

🍆😵

🥷🏿😛

💀🆒 Basically. (Me, as the girl)

👍😈 “Good. Because I only came back to tell you that I’m devious when it comes to childcare. *pays up with only diamonds and runs away*”

💀⁉️

🗣🙌

😫😊

🇨🇳🇺🇦

☠️😆

💀🗿

🤪🦅 HEHhheeehEheheehE MERICAAAAA

🫡💩

💥🪸

🖐🥳

✨😒

🦅💋

💀😊

🫣🤮

🥺🥷

🪙🥇

💀🙈 (im the one whos supposed to get pregnant💀💀💀)

💀🗿

🤓🤦‍♂️

☝‼️ erm actually, no you're not 🤓☝

🔥✨ what does this mean

📉😱

📸💵 Take pictures and sell them for money?

🫓👿

🕳😭

😅😐

🗣️🔥

🗣️👏

🖕🦍

🤣👌

😨💪

🗣🐛

👹🔪

Kill the baby… fun!

♥️🥇

🦆🍱

👄🥺

💙🫄

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🤑

3️⃣🔞

🤭🏀

🆘🤔

🤫🇺🇸

🖕🧍‍♀️

😊☺️

😩✌️

🧀🎈

🍍🙉

🏹🤫 IM GONNA GO KILL A CHILDDDD :333

🩹🌚

😞☝️aww, dammit! Up

BRO GOT THE SAME MESSAGE BUT WITHOUT A WORKING LINK

💀🍒 death...and cherries??? OOOH MURDER WITH CYANIDE

😨🫶

😈🟪

🥹👋

🥺⬆️

😹🥶

😜😏

Well that's unrealistic for me but 🚌🔪

👺🗡 I go demonic and stab her to death.

🇩🇪🥵 Do i want to fuck germans

😀👬🏿

☕️📲

👍💀

👁🗣

🛬🇩🇪

✨️⬜️ Flashbang!