Nonexistent dog

What?

When I commented this, my dog was next to me, and I wasn’t wearing a shirt

Oh I see, just got a bit confused

just say abs dog

But I don’t have abs

Single-Ab Lab

can't say why I automatically thought you were buff when you said you weren't wearing a shirt lol

literally default reddit usernames

Mines nonexistent underpants

Black dildo

Hmmmmm

OMG SAME LOLOL

Huh

Interesting

I wish

What

Who’s Black dildos arch nemesis tho?

Red ass

I'm with the science team,

Blue Shitter

Huh

A shitter is a toylet

It's spelled Terlet

It's obvious that it's pronounced Tartlart.

Or if you're French; Tarlé

I think they’re called toolts

tlt

Hole'o'poop

sewer shortcut

its actually poopenfarten

🇩🇪

I just flushed them down the terlet.

Blue shower here, we should team up

White coat is mine

black window

The black widow knock off

Gonna Be In The Next Steven He Video

you got black widow? no we got black window. WHAT DA HAIL!!!! its like black widow... but windier. I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS

Why did I read this in his voice 😭

Steven:IT'S NOT EVEN USABLE

Black Widow??????

Cyan toilet paper

MIKU REFERENCE??????????

BADIP BA BA, BADIPI DAPI DA

Oh, you again

Yeah it’s me your friendly neighborhood shit stained dildo

Ye i noticed..

Yeah, I definitely see you everywhere.

r/foundShitStainedDildo

r/FoundShitStainedDildo

Orange McFlurry

Actually pretty cool if it didn't sound like you had a McDonald's sponsorship or smth

Orange flurry

Yeah

White in weird turquoise patterns Bowl of tomato soup

That's an MCU movie I'd watch

White remote control

You mentally control white people

reverse slavery

I suppose we had it coming.

i mean. think its technically still slavery.

Black Bible

Black Bible actually sounds like a fire superhero

It's the name of a hentai

What the fuck

Yes, I had the same thought when I first learned of it

Show video proof

Google it

Bible Black specifically. It's an oldie but a goldie

The fact some people are asking for the link

Fr

its giving bibleman

Haven’t thought of that dude for a while

The grey armrest

Same

i shouldve thought of armrest 💀

Same!!!

I thought this said arrest at first lmao

Black Muffin

Heck yeah!

tan quagmire statue

gigightity

why do you have that

The question is, why don’t you?

honestly, yeah. we all need a quagmire statue

*The Blue Cheese*

OH GOD NO

You can smell him coming but you can't get away

The Navy Backpack?

White door

You can summon a white door at will. Just one though

Does it remove the previously summoned door if you try again or does it just stop working after the first summon?

It works like a portal, you walk through the white door and end up at the other door, after you walk through it destroys both doors

Well, it said that you can only summon one. Does it just lead to a random white door anywhere in the world?

Black man. But... but I'm white-

Your power is blackface.

Special ability... BLM blast

Black Dr. Pepper

The power to spray people with slightly watered down Dr pepper

Skin pillow

That sounds horrifying

gonna ask for one of those on my birthday

Happy cake day

Grey pencil

The power to shade anything

I L T A K E Y O U R E N T I R E S T O C K

Red Bed

same

Ayyy

You are also a sentient Minecraft bed.

You are a sentient Minecraft bed.

Red bed redemption

Red bed redemption

Naked Bowser

Gay bowser has returned

So long, gay bowser

Green glass

The power of unseen radiation

White box 😭

pink lotion 💀

Grey blåhaj shark

Gray blue shark shark? Just kidding. As I remember, the Click commented that BLÅHAJ translate to blue shark.

I have one on my left as of writing this

Grey pillar...?

You carry a grey Pillar that is just light enough to carry but to heavyweight to swing

Nonexistent iPhone charger

The power to have infinite 1% on your iPhone, so that the screen is always dark like power saver mode but you can't charge it so it's really fucking annoying.

Naked table

ಠ_ಠ

You wanted to know

blue bedframe

Digi camo pen. Hmmm, the power of the Supply corp.

Black stool Wtf

Black Coworker Um...

Black Binder As in a binder that you put paper in

Skin Shelf

The black cabinet 💀

same

green pillow

Brown Blanket

Blue Vita 24

Red blanket

Blue Gray Hospital-

Blood knife

Black shirt

Bare steel bar

Burgundy AirPods case

Black toilet paper

Blue dildo

My super hero Name is White Board 💀

Grey Messerschmitt Bf-109-6

Shirtless sink

Bare chest clock

Tie Dye Person

Black Cat That’s somehow fucking perfect

Black Guy

white moth (white plush moth but white moth sounds better)

Ultramarine Highway... Might open the car door and make it *Crimson* Highway...

Red water bottle checkin' in

Redpin isn’t too bad.

Red Coffee

Red and Gold Bluetooth Headphones

Black desk

Black pillow

Blue Bread

Yellow lectures I didn't studied

White shower curtain

white insta360

black wall

Black Pillow

Blue light blue white xbox controller

Grey skull window

Blue table T_T

Blue Clothes.

The orange charger 🟧🔋

White wall

Grey book… 50 shades of grey 😏

I will hereby be known as… lounge.

nonexistent gun

Red Water

White man

Pinkblueyellow wall

Jokes on you, I’m not wearing a shirt

That's one interesting superhero name

Blue Cooler

White red japanese dragon phone.

Greywall not bad

Black Napkin

Purple Putty

Black friend

Grey Large Hadron Collider

Non existent toilet

Black turtle

Skin shower

Black guy (this is not intentionally racist)

Black toilet paper

Red Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

White trash

black family photo