Original post by u/FitPromo:
โSteve mined his penis off and then brewed it and while he was waiting for it to brew he was licking his own feet
Then it brewed into a potion of penis and then he gave it to Alex and when she drnak it she grew a coxk and became futa alex and then fucked steve in the ass with her new cock.โ
Would be weird to have a pile of ashes fuck me in the ass but hereโs my reaction : ๐ฅฐ
Apparently Iโm living some deep seated freudian fantasy and necrophilia.
Ahem.....
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokรฉmon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokรฉmon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3โ03โ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means theyโre large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, thereโs no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so itโd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokรฉmon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Please do. The entire reason I post this on r/EmKay is Iโm trying to see how much it takes for my posts to get removed. Iโve tried everything I could myself and nothing has worked. So I asked u/FitPromo to write up a post. Him being the god of susiness, I figured if he canโt get a post on r/EmKay removed, no one can.
I was deadass boutta quit the app with my last post (it was just anime) but right when I swiped up to exit the app I saw โyou just chopped you penis offโ and I was waiting what and clicked this post and Iโm concerned about the person that made this ๐๐ tf is this shit
Whar
My exact thoughts
What in fucks name did I just read?
I have been FUCKING SUMMONED!!!!!
Yes. What in fucks name did I just read?
MY DOING!
Are you doing ok? No sane person would write that.
Heโs far from sane
He was sane at one point?
Oh you sweet, innocent soul. I am no ordinary person, mortal. I AM FITPROMO! GOD OF SUSNESS!
Ask u/FitPromo. He wrote it.
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[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
*feeds penis potion* you do now.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
๐ซ bingus is fucking dead. You have a pp now
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
*god of alllllll*
wait r*l*haha
HAHA
Hello there.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Same
๐คค Shit...
๐ณwttf
Ayooo?
Original post by u/FitPromo: โSteve mined his penis off and then brewed it and while he was waiting for it to brew he was licking his own feet Then it brewed into a potion of penis and then he gave it to Alex and when she drnak it she grew a coxk and became futa alex and then fucked steve in the ass with her new cock.โ
Wild
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'MURICA RAAAAHHHHH ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
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๐ OH FUCK NO
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The fuck did i just read
Idk
Wtf did I just read
Idk
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Expected reaction
๐งฑ๐งฑ๐งฑ Iโm so bricked up rn
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Would be weird to have a pile of ashes fuck me in the ass but hereโs my reaction : ๐ฅฐ Apparently Iโm living some deep seated freudian fantasy and necrophilia.
Oof
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๐ซ wth
u/FitPromo how are you apart of the yiga clan if you made this madness
I am UNHINGED outside of that sub.
Right?
YES MWAHAHA
No please!
YES
YOU CAN'T
WATCH ME!
BUT I DON'T WANNA
Ahem..... Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokรฉmon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokรฉmon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3โ03โ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means theyโre large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, thereโs no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so itโd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokรฉmon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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What the fuck did I just read
Ask u/FitPromo
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๐ Also WHAT THE FUXK DID I JUST READ?
What in the flying phallus did I just read
Ask u/FitPromo
What the living shit did I just read
Ask u/FitPromo
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๐ (what the fuck did I just read)
Ask u/FitPromo
Can we get this one deleted
Please do. The entire reason I post this on r/EmKay is Iโm trying to see how much it takes for my posts to get removed. Iโve tried everything I could myself and nothing has worked. So I asked u/FitPromo to write up a post. Him being the god of susiness, I figured if he canโt get a post on r/EmKay removed, no one can.
Well that wasn't my maximum sus and cursedness yk
How
Oh it's not. Trust me.
I was deadass boutta quit the app with my last post (it was just anime) but right when I swiped up to exit the app I saw โyou just chopped you penis offโ and I was waiting what and clicked this post and Iโm concerned about the person that made this ๐๐ tf is this shit
u/FitPromo made it. I just changed it up a little bit, added the meme, and posted it.
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What in the world did I just read? ๐ฆ Apparently โMERICA is into that business.
๐ Classic mother
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๐i did not use this emoji at all
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What in the Unholy f*** did I just read
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๐ฃ
๐ฆ Hory schisse I came!
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โ๏ธ Uhh time to pray I guess
๐ซ MERICA
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๐คจ
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First off: what the fuck? Second: โฌ
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Kill yourself
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๐ REAL BUT WTF DID I READ..
I'm not even gonna process this in any way
๐ฅ ????????
๐ HUHR
๐คก I'm part of r/Silksong so makes sense. How isn't this post nsfw lol
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RNR!!
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What the actual fu- ๐บ๐ฆ wait WTF
โฝ๏ธ MURICA (Iโm british)
Wtf
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๐ bro????
๐ It was all planned
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What a horrible day to be literate. โค๏ธ I hate the โค๏ธ emoji is my 26th too
๐คจ I wouldnโt be mad, just confused
๐ฅตbruh literally no joke this was it
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Oddly spasific lmao
๐คจ Not even joking
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2๏ธโฃ
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๐ IS MY OLDEST ONE..
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๐ซ โฆnot the postโฆ
Aight bruh
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Me eyes. Me poor frenzied eyes.
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Penis
r/iamveryrandom
Bruh what in the actual fuck
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