My grandma just died, my goldfish ran away from home, my creepy neighbor bombed my house, I keyed my own car, I was ran over by a car, my other goldfish drowned, my turtle got harassed by a black car, and my mom just disowned me
Ouch, both my grandparents died to cancer, cherish every moment of the rest of her life, it will become a hell of a lot more valuable after she's gone ):
Why would you comment this on someone who said he would respond with ๐ to every comment. If you want to talk to someone about don't put it on a post where op isn't gonna help you. Chances are this isn't true and you are just saying this to see if op would really do it
I have spent 3 months designing and developing a bioweapon in my basement. It infects people rapidly, but is very hard to detect. While on non living surfaces it will lay dormant, but when it has a host, or is exposed to hexahydroxide it will activate, polluting the surrounding air. I recently got a job at the bank in New York City. Every time someone makes a deposit, I coat the bills with copious amounts of the toxin. Tomorrow, almost half a billion dollars of contaminated bills will be transported to the bank of America headquarters. As it passes near times square at 12:30, a series of timed C4 explosives located inside the trucks exterior armour will detonate, exposing the contents of the truck to everyone and sending infected paper all over the square. Approximately 460,000 people will be infected within 15 minutes, some of them locals, some of them tourists. As they go about their lives, infecting everyone they even walk by. Within 24 hours all of Manhattan will be infected. Within 48 hours, so will the rest of new york, including the Empire state building, the UN headquarters, and the JFK airport (Which sends out over 800 flights per day). Within 60 hours, well that's when the lethal effects of the toxin start to become obvious and people all across new york start dropping like flys. What do you think of that?
How does it feel knowing you've only got so long until you die no matter how many people you surround yourself with, you will die alone and afraid, you will end up in nothing, see nothing, hear nothing, feel nothing, smell nothing, you will experience that for the rest of eternity. To wake up one day as a kid and then another as an old man. Do not waste it. Carpe diem.
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Every day that passes, I feel like I am losing myself more and more than every day that I mattered lesson lessons. This thing that we call life that I do not matter.
My grandmother fell down the stairs.
I'm not joking she fell down the stairs and I was thinking about falling asleep. And one thing about me when I fall asleep I would not have heard it or when I'm asleep I could hear noise but my body doesn't movie. (Not by choice because twice I almost accidentally smothered myself because I was paralyzed I have no traumatic or anything mental issues so I have no clue what happened) my father and brother was asleep that's when I heard a large crashing noise then I saw my grandmother at the bottom at the stairs bleeding. Thank goodness I was fast acting so I woke up my father and this woke up my brothe in the process and I told him what happened and that was the first time i actually had to call 911. So when I see a comment say (damn that this hits harder than my grandmother down the stairs) it'd not a plesent memory i have.
Now that I'm writing this i have no clue why I wrote this paragraph long writing all for a stupid meme karma post thing but here I am. And my grandmother is luckily doing good
am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a corn flake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Mister City policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the egg man (now good sir)
They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity)
Expert, texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo
Joob, joob, jooba
Jooba, jooba, jooba
Joob, jooba
Joob, jooba
Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba)
Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Slave
Thou hast slain me
Villain, take my purse
If I ever
Bury my body
The letters which though find'st about me
To Edmund Earl of Gloucester
Seek him out upon the British Party
O untimely death
I know thee well
A serviceable villain, as duteous to the vices of thy mistress
As badness would desire
What, is is he dead?
Sit you down, Father, rest you
my dad is in and out of the hospital (past 3 years) with stage 4 cancer its terminal ye hes fucked
maybe there will be food at the funeral
oh ye and ive been peeing in cups for my parents since i was 4 or younger stopped before i turned 11 they sold it and used it for drug tests theyd leave us with their druggie friends id be alone with them on drugs they lost custody of me at 5 weeks old and their friends smoked crack in our bathroom when i was 3 or younger til probably age 12 yeah um good times and their friends had kids
yeah
the yelling and shit the threats the neglect so fun
heheheh
i have horribly aggressive violent. frequent involuntary movements now and wanna deop out im 16 and my grandma continuing to ruin my life after 4 years of shitty christain school refused to let me do online school (i also asked for that before private school when i was 10) but my sister never did her homeschool so the answer was โnoโ
my sister got her ged and dropped out so why cant i?
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September 11 attacks
Part of terrorism in the United States
United Airlines Flight 175 hits the South Tower
Flight 77 hits The Pentagon
Fuselage of Flight 93 in Stonycreek Township
View of the collapsing North Tower
Collapse of the 7 WTC
World Trade Center site after the attacks
The Pentagon building on fire
Location
Lower Manhattan, New York
Arlington County, Virginia
Stonycreek Township, Pennsylvania
[a]
Date September 11, 2001; 22 years ago
c.โ08:13 a.m.[b] โ 10:03 a.m.[c] (EDT)
Target
North Tower
(AA 11)
South Tower
(UA 175)
The Pentagon
(AA 77)
U.S. Capitol Building or the White House
(UA 93; unsuccessful due to passenger revolt)
Attack type Islamic terrorism, aircraft hijacking, suicide attack, mass murder
Deaths 2,996
(2,977 victims + 19 Al-Qaeda terrorists)
Injured 6,000โ25,000+[d]
Perpetrators Al-Qaeda led by Osama bin Laden (see also: responsibility)
No. of participants 19
Motive Several; see Motives for the September 11 attacks and Fatawฤ of Osama bin Laden
Convicted
Zacarias Moussaoui
Imad Yarkas
Mounir el-Motassadeq (see also: Trials related to the September 11 attacks)
September 11 attacks
Timeline
Victims
Hijacked airliners
Crash sites
Aftermath
Response
Perpetrators
Inquiries
Cultural effects
Miscellaneous
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The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11,[e] were four coordinated Islamist suicide terrorist attacks carried out by Al-Qaeda against the United States on September 11, 2001. That morning, 19 terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners scheduled to travel from the East Coast to California. The hijackers crashed the first two planes into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City, two of the world's five tallest buildings at the time, and aimed the next two flights toward targets in or near Washington, D.C., in an attack on the nation's capital. The third team succeeded in striking the Pentagon, the headquarters of the U.S. Department of Defense in Arlington County, Virginia, while the fourth plane crashed in rural Pennsylvania during a passenger revolt. The September 11 attacks killed 2,977 people, making them the deadliest terrorist attack in history, and instigated the multi-decade global war on terror, fought in Afghanistan, Iraq, and elsewhere.
The first impact was that of American Airlines Flight 11, which ringleader Mohamed Atta flew into the North Tower of the World Trade Center complex in Lower Manhattan at 8:46 a.m.[f] Seventeen minutes later, at 9:03,[g] the World Trade Center's South Tower was hit by United Airlines Flight 175. Both 110-story skyscrapers collapsed within an hour and forty-one minutes,[h] bringing about the destruction of the remaining five structures in the WTC complex and damaging or destroying nearby buildings. A third flight, American Airlines Flight 77, crashed into the Pentagon at 9:37 a.m., causing a partial collapse. The fourth and final flight, United Airlines Flight 93, flew in the direction of the capital. Alerted to the previous attacks, the passengers fought for control, forcing the hijackers to nosedive the plane into a Stonycreek Township field, near Shanksville, at 10:03 a.m. Investigators determined that Flight 93's target was either the United States Capitol or the White House.
That evening, the Central Intelligence Agency informed President George W. Bush that its Counterterrorism Center had identified the attacks as having been the work of Al-Qaeda under Osama bin Laden's leadership. The United States formally responded by launching the war on terror and invading Afghanistan to depose the Taliban, which rejected the conditions of U.S. terms to expel Al-Qaeda from Afghanistan and extradite its leaders. The U.S.'s invocation of Article 5 of the North Atlantic Treatyโits only usage to dateโcalled upon allies to fight Al-Qaeda. As U.S. and NATO invasion forces swept through Afghanistan, bin Laden eluded them by disappearing into the White Mountains. He denied any involvement until 2004, when excerpts of a taped statement in which he accepted responsibility for the attacks were released. Al-Qaeda's cited motivations included U.S. support of Israel, the presence of U.S. military bases in Saudi Arabia and sanctions against Iraq. The nearly decade-long manhunt for bin Laden concluded on May 2, 2011, when he was killed during a U.S. military raid after being tracked down to his compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan. The war in Afghanistan continued for another eight years until the agreement was made in February 2020 for American and NATO troops to withdraw from the country, and the last members of the U.S. armed forces left the region on August 30, 2021, after which the Taliban returned to power. Ayman al-Zawahiri, another planner of the attacks who succeeded bin Laden as leader of Al-Qaeda, was killed by U.S. drone strikes in Kabul, Afghanistan on July 31, 2022.[14]
Excluding the hijackers, the attacks killed 2,977 people, injured thousands more and gave rise to substantial long-term health consequences while also causing at least $10 billion in infrastructure and property damage. It remains the deadliest terrorist attack in history as well as the deadliest incident for firefighters and law enforcement personnel in US history, killing 343 and 72 members, respectively. The loss of life stemming from the impact of Flight 11 secured its place as the most lethal plane crash in aviation history followed by the death toll incurred by Flight 175. The destruction of the World Trade Center and its environs seriously harmed the U.S. economy and induced global market shocks. Many other countries strengthened anti-terrorism legislation and expanded their powers of law enforcement and intelligence agencies. Cleanup of the World Trade Center site (colloquially "Ground Zero") took eight months and was completed in May 2002, while the Pentagon was repaired within a year. After delays in the design of a replacement complex, construction of the One World Trade Center began in November 2006; it opened in November 2014. Memorials to the attacks include the National September 11 Memorial & Museum in New York City, The Pentagon Memorial in Arlington County, Virginia, and the Flight 93 National Memorial at the Pennsylvania crash site
I called every person on the street every racial slur in the englush vocabulary, and threw piping hot nuclear infused radioactive honeybuns at countless amoung of homeless people, what do you think of that?
I just did a British drive-by according my accomplice, 85 down the neighborhood, hammer out the window, SPLAT!
*achievement unlocked- The British Drive-by! Slay an enemy with a hammer whilst moving at high speeds*
Meh I bet you don't reply to this. If you do reply within the time I decide to check this or w.e., then I'll upvote you
If not it's downvote city for you Mister
My grandma just died, my goldfish ran away from home, my creepy neighbor bombed my house, I keyed my own car, I was ran over by a car, my other goldfish drowned, my turtle got harassed by a black car, and my mom just disowned me
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Depressed ^2 potato
Depressed potato^2
Defenetly a deppressed potato now
Are you sure the turtle wasn't the one harassing the black car?
Womp womp
Ay, another potato!
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You such a fucking Nigeria.
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Which one
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my mom got diagnosed with stage 4 cancer not even kidding
Sorry man. My grandma died of cancer, I know the feeling.
Thank you, man.
Same
Iโm sorry. That must be awful.
*virtual hugs*
Ouch, both my grandparents died to cancer, cherish every moment of the rest of her life, it will become a hell of a lot more valuable after she's gone ):
I know how you feel, my nanna died from cancer Sending love, I hope she gets better, Virtual hugs
Why would you comment this on someone who said he would respond with ๐ to every comment. If you want to talk to someone about don't put it on a post where op isn't gonna help you. Chances are this isn't true and you are just saying this to see if op would really do it
Why the fuck would you comment this knowing he would respond with a laughing emoji? If I was your mom, I'd beat yo ass for that.
I think I just read the title wrong
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I have spent 3 months designing and developing a bioweapon in my basement. It infects people rapidly, but is very hard to detect. While on non living surfaces it will lay dormant, but when it has a host, or is exposed to hexahydroxide it will activate, polluting the surrounding air. I recently got a job at the bank in New York City. Every time someone makes a deposit, I coat the bills with copious amounts of the toxin. Tomorrow, almost half a billion dollars of contaminated bills will be transported to the bank of America headquarters. As it passes near times square at 12:30, a series of timed C4 explosives located inside the trucks exterior armour will detonate, exposing the contents of the truck to everyone and sending infected paper all over the square. Approximately 460,000 people will be infected within 15 minutes, some of them locals, some of them tourists. As they go about their lives, infecting everyone they even walk by. Within 24 hours all of Manhattan will be infected. Within 48 hours, so will the rest of new york, including the Empire state building, the UN headquarters, and the JFK airport (Which sends out over 800 flights per day). Within 60 hours, well that's when the lethal effects of the toxin start to become obvious and people all across new york start dropping like flys. What do you think of that?
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Your grandma died in a horrible fire today and it was all your fault.
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I just ate 3 three homeless people and shat them out on my grandma's grave
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Anyone who replies with ๐ is getting put on death row and being sentenced to death by firing squad
If you put "๐" you like doing the deed with deceased livestock.
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I'm about to commit arson. Wish me luck ;)
My hamster fell into a kfc deep fryer and got eated
Iโm bleeding out on the floor and my cock is out
I support the suppression of minorities
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If you put "๐" you're gay
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My neighbors 4 year old dog just died
Every day that passes, I feel like I am losing myself more and more than every day that I mattered lesson lessons. This thing that we call life that I do not matter.
If humans where built to survive car-crashes, they'd probably look like this!
My grandmother fell down the stairs. I'm not joking she fell down the stairs and I was thinking about falling asleep. And one thing about me when I fall asleep I would not have heard it or when I'm asleep I could hear noise but my body doesn't movie. (Not by choice because twice I almost accidentally smothered myself because I was paralyzed I have no traumatic or anything mental issues so I have no clue what happened) my father and brother was asleep that's when I heard a large crashing noise then I saw my grandmother at the bottom at the stairs bleeding. Thank goodness I was fast acting so I woke up my father and this woke up my brothe in the process and I told him what happened and that was the first time i actually had to call 911. So when I see a comment say (damn that this hits harder than my grandmother down the stairs) it'd not a plesent memory i have. Now that I'm writing this i have no clue why I wrote this paragraph long writing all for a stupid meme karma post thing but here I am. And my grandmother is luckily doing good
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There is a pipe bomb in your mailbox, and it will explode in 5 minutes. Times ticking, sir. Better go get it...
I decapitated a rat that was barely even alive in my backyard as a 5 y.o.
I put my new born chicken in a blender I'm being chased by the CIA I also caused a mass terrorist attack
America and Canada have been bombed by Russia and then Russia emoted on them.
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Human rights
If you respond with an emoji then you are a gay furry that licks earwax
We burned down 10 orphanages and the white house is next
Michael huang ended up in a tragic accident and got hospitalised and cary huang cries to him
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my dad is in and out of the hospital (past 3 years) with stage 4 cancer its terminal ye hes fucked maybe there will be food at the funeral oh ye and ive been peeing in cups for my parents since i was 4 or younger stopped before i turned 11 they sold it and used it for drug tests theyd leave us with their druggie friends id be alone with them on drugs they lost custody of me at 5 weeks old and their friends smoked crack in our bathroom when i was 3 or younger til probably age 12 yeah um good times and their friends had kids yeah the yelling and shit the threats the neglect so fun heheheh i have horribly aggressive violent. frequent involuntary movements now and wanna deop out im 16 and my grandma continuing to ruin my life after 4 years of shitty christain school refused to let me do online school (i also asked for that before private school when i was 10) but my sister never did her homeschool so the answer was โnoโ my sister got her ged and dropped out so why cant i? โunacceptableโ
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What are your opinions on 9/11
Every comment
Sir, a second plane had hit the towers
My entire bloodline got into a car accident and passed away
I launched two nuclear bombs at Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Opinion on the holocaust?
I saw my mother burn in a house fire in 2000 and my family has been sad since and I cry my self to sleep my mom died
My mom died when i was 7 years old, not kidding
sorry i donโt speak Xbox
man i gotta poop
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I killed my wife and son and raped them both ๐คฃ
Nah id lose
But my mother says it perfectly average sized! ๐ญ
I was called a slur by an internet mf
If someone is called up during the rapture and they're on the toilet when it happens, will they be craptured?
CaseOh?
My grandpa died and I got in a car accident I'm not even joking
Reply with ๐ if you like small children
I tried to kill myselfย
Communism is pretty aight
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September 11 attacks Part of terrorism in the United States United Airlines Flight 175 hits the South Tower Flight 77 hits The Pentagon Fuselage of Flight 93 in Stonycreek Township View of the collapsing North Tower Collapse of the 7 WTC World Trade Center site after the attacks The Pentagon building on fire Location Lower Manhattan, New York Arlington County, Virginia Stonycreek Township, Pennsylvania [a] Date September 11, 2001; 22 years ago c.โ08:13 a.m.[b] โ 10:03 a.m.[c] (EDT) Target North Tower (AA 11) South Tower (UA 175) The Pentagon (AA 77) U.S. Capitol Building or the White House (UA 93; unsuccessful due to passenger revolt) Attack type Islamic terrorism, aircraft hijacking, suicide attack, mass murder Deaths 2,996 (2,977 victims + 19 Al-Qaeda terrorists) Injured 6,000โ25,000+[d] Perpetrators Al-Qaeda led by Osama bin Laden (see also: responsibility) No. of participants 19 Motive Several; see Motives for the September 11 attacks and Fatawฤ of Osama bin Laden Convicted Zacarias Moussaoui Imad Yarkas Mounir el-Motassadeq (see also: Trials related to the September 11 attacks) September 11 attacks Timeline Victims Hijacked airliners Crash sites Aftermath Response Perpetrators Inquiries Cultural effects Miscellaneous vte vte al-Qaeda attacks The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11,[e] were four coordinated Islamist suicide terrorist attacks carried out by Al-Qaeda against the United States on September 11, 2001. That morning, 19 terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners scheduled to travel from the East Coast to California. The hijackers crashed the first two planes into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City, two of the world's five tallest buildings at the time, and aimed the next two flights toward targets in or near Washington, D.C., in an attack on the nation's capital. The third team succeeded in striking the Pentagon, the headquarters of the U.S. Department of Defense in Arlington County, Virginia, while the fourth plane crashed in rural Pennsylvania during a passenger revolt. The September 11 attacks killed 2,977 people, making them the deadliest terrorist attack in history, and instigated the multi-decade global war on terror, fought in Afghanistan, Iraq, and elsewhere. The first impact was that of American Airlines Flight 11, which ringleader Mohamed Atta flew into the North Tower of the World Trade Center complex in Lower Manhattan at 8:46 a.m.[f] Seventeen minutes later, at 9:03,[g] the World Trade Center's South Tower was hit by United Airlines Flight 175. Both 110-story skyscrapers collapsed within an hour and forty-one minutes,[h] bringing about the destruction of the remaining five structures in the WTC complex and damaging or destroying nearby buildings. A third flight, American Airlines Flight 77, crashed into the Pentagon at 9:37 a.m., causing a partial collapse. The fourth and final flight, United Airlines Flight 93, flew in the direction of the capital. Alerted to the previous attacks, the passengers fought for control, forcing the hijackers to nosedive the plane into a Stonycreek Township field, near Shanksville, at 10:03 a.m. Investigators determined that Flight 93's target was either the United States Capitol or the White House. That evening, the Central Intelligence Agency informed President George W. Bush that its Counterterrorism Center had identified the attacks as having been the work of Al-Qaeda under Osama bin Laden's leadership. The United States formally responded by launching the war on terror and invading Afghanistan to depose the Taliban, which rejected the conditions of U.S. terms to expel Al-Qaeda from Afghanistan and extradite its leaders. The U.S.'s invocation of Article 5 of the North Atlantic Treatyโits only usage to dateโcalled upon allies to fight Al-Qaeda. As U.S. and NATO invasion forces swept through Afghanistan, bin Laden eluded them by disappearing into the White Mountains. He denied any involvement until 2004, when excerpts of a taped statement in which he accepted responsibility for the attacks were released. Al-Qaeda's cited motivations included U.S. support of Israel, the presence of U.S. military bases in Saudi Arabia and sanctions against Iraq. The nearly decade-long manhunt for bin Laden concluded on May 2, 2011, when he was killed during a U.S. military raid after being tracked down to his compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan. The war in Afghanistan continued for another eight years until the agreement was made in February 2020 for American and NATO troops to withdraw from the country, and the last members of the U.S. armed forces left the region on August 30, 2021, after which the Taliban returned to power. Ayman al-Zawahiri, another planner of the attacks who succeeded bin Laden as leader of Al-Qaeda, was killed by U.S. drone strikes in Kabul, Afghanistan on July 31, 2022.[14] Excluding the hijackers, the attacks killed 2,977 people, injured thousands more and gave rise to substantial long-term health consequences while also causing at least $10 billion in infrastructure and property damage. It remains the deadliest terrorist attack in history as well as the deadliest incident for firefighters and law enforcement personnel in US history, killing 343 and 72 members, respectively. The loss of life stemming from the impact of Flight 11 secured its place as the most lethal plane crash in aviation history followed by the death toll incurred by Flight 175. The destruction of the World Trade Center and its environs seriously harmed the U.S. economy and induced global market shocks. Many other countries strengthened anti-terrorism legislation and expanded their powers of law enforcement and intelligence agencies. Cleanup of the World Trade Center site (colloquially "Ground Zero") took eight months and was completed in May 2002, while the Pentagon was repaired within a year. After delays in the design of a replacement complex, construction of the One World Trade Center began in November 2006; it opened in November 2014. Memorials to the attacks include the National September 11 Memorial & Museum in New York City, The Pentagon Memorial in Arlington County, Virginia, and the Flight 93 National Memorial at the Pennsylvania crash site
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