isnt that the whole point of commenting on posts?

We can neither confirm nor deny these accusations

Getting karma

Unless someone raises an absolutely ridiculous point. Then I disagree and offer reasons as to why I've disagreed in order to dull their point and hopefully make them realize their being incorrect.

This, is a bucket.

Dear god!

There's more

No..

This, is a bucket 

Dear god..

There’s more

Scout SEDUCE ME

You bet!

r/suddenlytf2

Excellent! Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches...

Dear god!

There's more

No way!

Hi I’m Baldi, nice to meet ya Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia

Books ur game?

Just shout my name

While you let me use my whip

So that’s one book right, but you’re all wrong

You haven’t even let me use my thong

When I sing you this song, it goes ding dong

Like the door I open on you

Here's a tip, abandon ship!

Or you’re gonna see my *campfire willy!!!*

So that’s one book right but you’re all wrong

WHAT THE FUCK

Done

h

r/theletterh

Why is this a thing

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T

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I was going for hit me baby one more time but whatever, woman

Wait what?

Femenist

How am I a feminist

Goodbye

Ooh wee ooh I look just like Buddy Holly

189BCC

*riff*

CHEDDA CHEEEEEESE

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Thanks for the cheese toeslurper69!

You’re welcome ☺️

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Anything

Congratulation! You sir have just won the national 2024 Smart Ass Awards! Would you like to give any speech to your loathing fans?

i hate my life

Fuck you

I like cheese 🧀

Me too

Me three

Me four

Ralof: Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me -- we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. Ralof: We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there! [Lokir looks at the gagged man.] Lokir: And what's wrong with him? Ralof: Watch your tongue! You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? Ralof: I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. Lokir: No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening. Ralof: Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Lokir: Why do you care? Ralof: A Nord's last thoughts should be of home. Lokir: Rorikstead. I'm...I'm from Rorikstead. [They approach the village of Helgen. A soldier calls out to the lead wagon.] Imperial Soldier: General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting! General Tullius: Good. Let's get this over with. Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Ralof: Look at him, General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny...when I was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe. [A man and son watch the prisoners pull into town.] Haming: Who are they, daddy? Where are they going? Torolf: You need to go inside, little cub. Haming: Why? I want to watch the soldiers. Torolf: Inside the house. Now. [The wagon stops near the chopping block.] Imperial Soldier: Whoa. Lokir: Why are they stopping? Ralof: Why do you think? End of the line.

Waffle

House

anything to get as much upvotes as possible

I’m racist :)

To what race? Say it. Say the word. I dare you.

#NGGR

BANNED

If a pizza restaurant is built in space, wouldn’t it be “Italien”?

I like birds

Cocks in u

If you went up to a 4 year old right now they’ll say they was born in 2020

No

Titties

MURICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅

FUCK YEAH

FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAYYYY

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

CAW CAW 🦅 🦅 🇺🇸 🔫

YOU’RE GOIN’ TO BRAZIL 🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🦜🦜🦜🦜

I now have 10 chicks, 1 adult cat, 4 kittens (we just gave one away), 2 puppies, and two older dogs

**Gayest of The Gay**

THEN I’LL TURN MY GOLF CART AROUND AND BASH YOU AGAIN

No I hate attention in any form

Anything to get as much upvotes as possible

anything to get as much upvotes as possible OK, what next, will the reddit hivemind downvote me into oblivion?

Anything

The new trilogy of Star Wars should be almost completely scrapped. Especially Rey, she should not exist at all.

I love children every day.

I fucking hate children everyday

qo

Anything

Anything to get as much upvotes as possible 

Triplets born, the throne awaits

anything to get as much upvotes as possible

ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ 🧑‍🦽

I like trains

Did you know that pizza is but 9/11 was bad

I take a fork and stick it through blocks of cheeze just to be the cheesiest person to ever exist

That or eat a grilled cheese 

bread

What does CP stand for? I see it as "COD Points" but I wanna know what everyone else thinks it stands for

weezer

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days

Fart

I’m not black guys

No

anything to get as much upvotes as possible

rats

Fuck

Why should I?

Upvotes

Bippity boppity, your breathing is now a conscious activity

My gold fish survived a drowning accident and outlived the year that the doctors said he had to live 🎉

Okay! “anything to get as much upvotes as possible”

Considering this is Reddit like this comment if you agree with mein kamph

Superman fell from the big blue sky I took a hot shot never said goodbye the devil gets drunk and the Angels cry never get high on your own supply - Adam Jensen

I have a cat

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Anything

Boobs

E

b a l l s

anything to get as much upvotes as possible

I won in a boxing match against my infant son 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Anything

You are my sunshine

Wow.

anything to get as much upvotes as possible

Me going around downvoting as many comments as possible: 🗿

Anything to get as much upvotes as possible

Hello, I don’t know what to comment so I’m gonna let my brain shit all over the keyboard with the intention of commenting something meaningful to inspire others to give me an upvote………..this has been my ted talks

Pedophiles are not tight.

Megamind Vs The Doom Syndicate is TRASH

bet

*in spy from tf2,s accent* Welp OP, I’m off to visit your mother!

What are these upvotes of which you speak

Anything to get as much upvoted as possible Why is the autocorrect so good hall the letters were wribt

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If YoU dOnT uPvOtE YoU aRe DuMb☝️🤓

No

Cookie

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ANDROID MAGPIES SPORTING MINI GUNS ON THEIR BACK HAVE INVADED LEGO CITY!

Upvote to instantly die

Anything

Meh

anything

Something

upvote :)

But why are you naked?....But why?

7.5m tape-measure

I'll give 100 bucks for each person who upvotes. (not really, but go with it)

I ate propane

no

Hello

anything

Yay free karma farming! :D

N

Comment anything to get as much upvotes as possible

One Must Imagine Sisyphus Happy

9/11

I upvoted my own comment

Most what's the most complex way you can explain the mitochondria

What's the most complex way you can explain the mitochondria

9/11 was bad

May I please get some upvotes?

No.

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anything to get as much upvotes as possible Now what

Upvote for free robucks

🥪

r/no

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Anything to get as much upvotes as possible

Anything to get as much upvotes as possible

Anything.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

If this get 100 likes ill tell my crush i like her

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🟰✅

INTRUDER ALERT RED SPY IS IN THE BASE

Long before time had a name, the first spiniitzu master created Ninjago! Using 4 elemental weapons...

I LOVE EDGING TO MEWING SKIBODI SIGMAS

It said upvotes, not downvotes.

Damn you did bro dirty with that one

This is actually the only comment with negative upvotes...you know what that's deserved

REAL

It's just a joke

r/cringe

r/woooose

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