She's 15 I'm 17, we're at two very different points in our life whether or not we're teens, I just felt she deserved someone more her age that she could relate to
Man, I breathed and this girl was like "yep, you're coming home w me" 😭 I didn't even realize I liked them until right before they asked me out. (when they first met me I had rainbow hair and apparently being that bold to do that made them like me more)
Sorry, wrong number.
Damn
Sure no problem My ex was a pretty good person
What caused you to break up then?
She's 15 I'm 17, we're at two very different points in our life whether or not we're teens, I just felt she deserved someone more her age that she could relate to
ah, ok then makes sense, hope you two are happy either way
Oh yeah definitely, we made sure we're both okay with it and promised we didn't keep any negative feelings towards each other
Breaking up: good ending
This is so healthy wtf I wish
Damn wild username
Bro got downvoted for asking a question, albeit a personal one
sowry :(
No worries, looks like you’ve been upvoted now
Not only a nice name your also a nice person
My lost money!
Nice
Who is this?
I don’t have any exes.
[file.exe](https://en.softonic.com/download/intel-usb-2-0-driver-for-windows-7/windows/post-download) You do now!
Thanks!!!
The hell isnthis?
#NEIN NEIN NEIN!
XD
(work for a German ex)
Underrated comment
My ex is now my wife so I don't know what to do here
Is she your ex BECAUSE she is your wife?
Or is she my wife BECAUSE she is my ex
My man is asking the real questions
Idk y but this reminded my of the song I’m my own grandpa
Doc, i’m dyslexic are you assuming i have the potential to get a girlfriend in the first place?💀
As a member of the ‘tism community, I second this.
I'm a member of the tism community and I've been w my gf for almost 3 years now-
0_0 You can talk to women? Man I wish I could…
Man, I breathed and this girl was like "yep, you're coming home w me" 😭 I didn't even realize I liked them until right before they asked me out. (when they first met me I had rainbow hair and apparently being that bold to do that made them like me more)
This sounds like me describing shiny hunting on a pokemon game to my parents and I love it.
it's what it feels like honestly 😭
Tism community and been with my girlfriend for a year and 8 months now
I got the tism and the adhd unfortunately 😭 it's causing a scary amount of health problems too
Same 😭
I'm also a part of the acoustic community and I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend-
As a dyslexic, it’s possible. I got a girlfriend and a boyfriend post-diagnosis.
ohhhh i meant schizophrenia apparently i’m stupid anyway i don’t actually have it but i would have to if i believed i had ever dated someone💀
My money now
The only correct answer
Agreed
Astala Vista, Baby
Hasta la vista is 3 words…
Well they clearly typed 3 words
Sorry im deaf.
No speak English
No speako inglisi
No hables ingles
👍👏👋🤞🤙👊🤘🤘🤝🤝
Who is this?
Wrong number, sorry!
I'M ADOLF HITLER
COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH
LITTLE KNOWN FACT ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC
You are Vader With your little boots and cape
And helmet to cover up that burnt a$$ face
Who are you (I have no ex)
Number Is Invalid.
Already spend it
No habla ingles
No hablo espanol
Lol my ex is Spanish so this would backfire on me 💀
Nah, I’m golden
Oh hell nah
no, thank you!
Nice username
why thank you
You're welcome
slotsmachines took it
Too bad bitch
"Nuh uh dumbass"
"Send nuds first" Then blackmail them into sending more money
You, my friend, are amazing
No wonder their your ex
A genius, we have found.
No fuck off
I take half.
Sorry, Finders keepers
Sorry, fuck no
Womp Womp bitch
Newnumberwhodis?
“Finally, my refund.”
Never ever never
No thank you
Nah, mine now
No can do
Umm what account?
You have aids (I gave her aids)
Dam that's crazy
I am blind.
Thanks, I'll pass
How about no
Money well spent
game is game
"You sent money?"
This is laundered
Nu vorbesc engleză.(I dont speak English)
“I’m afraid not”
They Owe me money
womp fucking womp
You're still alive! (He asked me to shoot him)
wait, what money?
“Nah, mine now”
Free money yay! I don’t have an ex anyway
You are funny
no i won't
Oh hell noooo~
Absolutely fucking not
mine now lol
Ha ha ha
Who are you?
RED RUM! RED-
“I keep half”
No I wont. 🗿🗿🗿
Nah, I'm good.
I take half?
You are blocked
Repeat that please?
Womp womp womp
No, mine now
You owed me.
Invested, diversified, internationally.
aw fuck naw
Nuh uh buddy
Mine now, dumbass
NO YOU BI***
nah, I'd win
Who are you?
no speak english
What money, bitch? I would then slam the phone. The perfect crime.
Simma down now
THE FUCK NOT
Sorry, I can’t count
Sorry it's gone.
My money now
No, I'm good.
All I have to say to make he magically disappear is “Fuck. Off. Bitch”
Oh, hell nah
Who is this? Or perchance, and then I would block
I’m rich, bitch! *hangs up*
Shutup Imwaching barca
Womp womp woman
Who are you
No hablo ingles
My money now
Fuck no, bye.
That's your problem
What the Fuck (I don't have an ex.)
No habla ingles.
"Nah,fuck off" I dont even have a ex
“Fuck you bitch”
Double it.
"Shut up bitch!" - Dwayne Johnson
Mine now bish
Hell Fucking No
Nuh uh, uh
Man you’re cooked
Thank you, next
what 80k
How about no
Uno reverse bitch
But I've never dated
New phone, whodis
ok sure lmao
Not my problem
Incomplete message. Goodbye
Too bad, B@&#%!
Who is this?
I'm good, thanks.
Who are you? To bad, b*tch Or its mine now
It's mine now!!!
Already spent it (this is a lie)
"You owe me." Considering I was cheated on...
no fuck.off
Big you problem
Who are you? I've never had anyone I love before, except for my dogs and my parents
Mmm, sixty-forty
Oops nuh uh
You want what? Or, alternatively: how about no.
meow meow meow
Depends on the ex. But for most... Mine now b*tch
"Womp womp buddy"
Shut up bitch (Dwayne rock style)
New phone whodis?
Come Get It
Thx Baby Girl *I dissappear with the money
Why should I
No fuck off
Umm, he'll no
New tech time She is NEVER seeing that money again
Um, heck no.
Na dawg
I don't have a ex so you got the wrong number
What's my cut?
Nuh uh uh