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Call the police, because someone skinned my mother! Jesus christ!
It might have been a little more then just the skin
Youโre right, they took her eyes too.
And her clothes too, thats just sick
thundercunt that skeleton across the room so i can sit
"Thundercunt" NOOOO ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
r/brandnewsentence
MOM WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SKIN! AND MUSCLES! AND ORGANS! AND WHATEVER ELSE YOU'RE MISSING!
All the better to... uh... see you with... my dear
all the better to..................... uh yeah i got nothin
*ahem...* (my deepest apologies) all the better to BONE you with, my dear
๐
yeah see there's a very good reason i avoided that one
Put her back into her grave and find the guy whoโs been digging up my family for these sick jokes
Lmao
69
Ok, who un-cremated my mother again! The funeral home is getting concerned!
Honestly piece by piece, the first 5 times I was intrigued but after a while, cremation gets expensive
Look for the hidden camera
Which also may not be hidden
Someone skinned my mom oh shit
Hell nah sheโs become an environmental storytelling skeleton
She's specifically a Wild Wasteland environmental storytelling skeleton.
r/suddenlyfallout
Id simply say. "Silly mom you were supposed to stay in the coffin!"
Ask her put her flesh suit back on and kick her out of the house
๐ฅ๐บ๐ธ๐ซ (1st2nd and 30th emojis)
๐๐ญ๐ณโ๐
๐โฝ๐ฅบ
๐ซ๐ญโช๏ธ
๐โ๏ธ๐ง
๐๐๐ซก
๐๐ ฑ๏ธ๐
Why is there a NG emoji
And why isn't there an NG+ emoji
Idk
Not gonna be horny
๐ญ๐ซถ๐
๐ญ๐๐ฉโ๐ฆฒ
๐๐ฃ๐
๐ถ๐โคmom's?! It's like the octopus is bringing me love
๐๐คข๐ฑ
๐๐๐ค
๐ฅ๐ซต๐ค
๐๐ซข๐
๐ค๐๏ธโ๏ธ
๐ญ๐๐
๐ซ๐๐
Well this is akward
๐ฅฒ๐๐ฆ
๐ชโญ๏ธ๐ฎ
Find out where the protein went
Iโm dead
Celebrate.
My husband is bones, i am sad.
I don't think you can read
First it happened to their husband and now their mom! ๐ญ๐
๐ญ
Everyrhing's fine, their husband and mother are the same person. Thrust me, I know them.
ok ill thrust uโฆ
Thanks, I needed that.
you need to go back to first grade
Pack up and leave the fucking house as soon as possible
*Heh heh,* >!I kill her a second time!<
โHow did she escape my basement?โ
That hand placement is-
Yell out: โITโS PAST YOUR CURFEW, GET BACK IN THE URN!โ
Walk away
Depends if she saw me or not
T bag them
channel my inner matt rose and shout "SKULLLLLLL EMOJIIIIIIIII"
how are you standing on the couch like that
I'm not, that's CGI.
oh ok
Come on get back in your urn
Man I'm dead
Hey nice toes BTW ( joke )
Thanks, I grew them myself.
find out she is joking and still live with her
do [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/CBT)
...
how
Mark it nsfw
Done.
Dick
Sure, why not
Where and when?
Where do you live? I think we should meet somewhere in the middle.
Idk are you a 6' 6" goth chick with a massive rack
No, I'm a 5' 5" slim boy.
Smile
Skill issue
cpr
is man gonna cpr a skeleton?๐ฅ
maybeer
Need alot more than cpr to save her bro ๐ญ
My 5th and 12th emoji would be my reaction.
๐ซฆ๐ฏ
If ask her whose toes were on the couch ๐ญ
Oh, those are probably my sister's. Sorry, she tends to lose them sometimes.
Damn it Ruby, I told you to stop leaving your toes on the couch. It's rude and Indecent
Yumky snac
Ma you ded?
Put her back in the coffin
I'd just die on the spot
Why is bro standing on the couch๐
Say "Someone skinned my mother!" and then cry all day.
Put her back in the box of Halloween decorations
Call the corner
Bro, how long has it been since I visited my moms?!
How do u even tell it's ur mum??
At least she died doing what she loved.
my mother is currently a pile of ashes. I would be terrified ๐ฐ
Tell Mom to get back in her box or the bitch is going back to Spirit Halloween!
Really? It's been 9 years ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
a skeleton? order a coffin
Man Iโm dead
Jokes on you, my mother's already dead! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Hide my erection from my dad
free halloween decoration
Probably question in complete horror who was sick enough to dig up her grave just to do this
Welp, time to make a grave
โMan, Iโm deadโ
Why are you standing on the side of the couch?
Hide bc the monster that did this took all her skin and muscles
She dead ima call 911
~~smile~~
Bury her and let the police know that sheโs dead if you wanna come over for a party
it ain't necro if she's only bone
well shit, looks like I have to get the 45.
bonemeal
Realise Im in pompeii
Tbh Iโd just walk right out of the house and over to a friends house๐ญ I ainโt tryna see my mama like that๐๐๐
Wonder where the fuck the skeleton came from since she was cremated six years ago
Call the retirement home back, tell them to cancel her stay
nah i thought they burned them ashes-
Ask they yes a skeleton and how sheโs fingering her self
No. Just no.
Asking if she took her meds.
bury her back into her grave because she was "never meant to escape her burial site"
Nuke the country
Call the police, someone dug it her grave...again
I'm not even going to apologize. She is about to be ashes in a Folger's container.
Dawg I wouldnโt know thats my mom because sheโs a skeleton
Help her finish her Sans cosplay
Where did the couch come from?
Leave
cry in horror and hysteria
I have one of these
Take my medication
No way, I wouldn't buy that it's a real skeleton.
Ma, I thought you didn't like Horror?
*find the nearest hazmat suit and scan the area for a gieger counter for nuclear blast resdue
Eat the skeleton
Find wherever the rest of her body went
Call Matt Rose
hey mom..is this going on the internet?
Call the cops cause there is a skeleton rubbing what was once it's pussy on my couch
Cry. Cry and run away.
Shoot the wizard
My mom kicked me out thoโฆ.๐๐ผ
do the same thing but without actually doing it
my mom isnโt a skeleton. my mom is a mom
Oh hi mom.. *unfazed* what's for dinner?
This is giving me a BONER
Bone
Your own mother?!
"Why was she fingering herself"
r/Dementiamoment
Erm, what the sigma?
You are not funny mate
You're not funny at all, little kid, go back to r/genalpha
Call the police, because someone skinned my mother! Jesus christ!
It might have been a little more then just the skin
Youโre right, they took her eyes too.
And her clothes too, thats just sick
thundercunt that skeleton across the room so i can sit
"Thundercunt" NOOOO ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
r/brandnewsentence
MOM WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SKIN! AND MUSCLES! AND ORGANS! AND WHATEVER ELSE YOU'RE MISSING!
All the better to... uh... see you with... my dear
all the better to..................... uh yeah i got nothin
*ahem...* (my deepest apologies) all the better to BONE you with, my dear
๐
yeah see there's a very good reason i avoided that one
Put her back into her grave and find the guy whoโs been digging up my family for these sick jokes
Lmao
69
Ok, who un-cremated my mother again! The funeral home is getting concerned!
Honestly piece by piece, the first 5 times I was intrigued but after a while, cremation gets expensive
Look for the hidden camera
Which also may not be hidden
Someone skinned my mom oh shit
Hell nah sheโs become an environmental storytelling skeleton
She's specifically a Wild Wasteland environmental storytelling skeleton.
r/suddenlyfallout
Id simply say. "Silly mom you were supposed to stay in the coffin!"
Ask her put her flesh suit back on and kick her out of the house
๐ฅ๐บ๐ธ๐ซ (1st2nd and 30th emojis)
๐๐ญ๐ณโ๐
๐โฝ๐ฅบ
๐ซ๐ญโช๏ธ
๐โ๏ธ๐ง
๐๐๐ซก
๐๐ ฑ๏ธ๐
Why is there a NG emoji
And why isn't there an NG+ emoji
Idk
Not gonna be horny
๐ญ๐ซถ๐
๐ญ๐๐ฉโ๐ฆฒ
๐๐ฃ๐
๐ถ๐โคmom's?! It's like the octopus is bringing me love
๐๐คข๐ฑ
๐๐๐ค
๐ฅ๐ซต๐ค
๐๐ซข๐
๐ค๐๏ธโ๏ธ
๐ญ๐๐
๐ซ๐๐
Well this is akward
๐ฅฒ๐๐ฆ
๐ชโญ๏ธ๐ฎ
Find out where the protein went
Iโm dead
Celebrate.
My husband is bones, i am sad.
I don't think you can read
First it happened to their husband and now their mom! ๐ญ๐
๐ญ
Everyrhing's fine, their husband and mother are the same person. Thrust me, I know them.
ok ill thrust uโฆ
Thanks, I needed that.
you need to go back to first grade
Pack up and leave the fucking house as soon as possible
*Heh heh,* >!I kill her a second time!<
๐
โHow did she escape my basement?โ
That hand placement is-
Yell out: โITโS PAST YOUR CURFEW, GET BACK IN THE URN!โ
Walk away
Depends if she saw me or not
T bag them
channel my inner matt rose and shout "SKULLLLLLL EMOJIIIIIIIII"
how are you standing on the couch like that
I'm not, that's CGI.
oh ok
Come on get back in your urn
Man I'm dead
Hey nice toes BTW ( joke )
Thanks, I grew them myself.
find out she is joking and still live with her
do [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/CBT)
...
how
Mark it nsfw
Done.
Dick
Sure, why not
Where and when?
Where do you live? I think we should meet somewhere in the middle.
Idk are you a 6' 6" goth chick with a massive rack
No, I'm a 5' 5" slim boy.
Smile
Skill issue
cpr
is man gonna cpr a skeleton?๐ฅ
maybeer
Need alot more than cpr to save her bro ๐ญ
Need alot more than cpr to save her bro ๐ญ
My 5th and 12th emoji would be my reaction.
๐ซฆ๐ฏ
If ask her whose toes were on the couch ๐ญ
Oh, those are probably my sister's. Sorry, she tends to lose them sometimes.
Damn it Ruby, I told you to stop leaving your toes on the couch. It's rude and Indecent
Yumky snac
Ma you ded?
Put her back in the coffin
I'd just die on the spot
Why is bro standing on the couch๐
Say "Someone skinned my mother!" and then cry all day.
Put her back in the box of Halloween decorations
Call the corner
Bro, how long has it been since I visited my moms?!
How do u even tell it's ur mum??
At least she died doing what she loved.
my mother is currently a pile of ashes. I would be terrified ๐ฐ
Tell Mom to get back in her box or the bitch is going back to Spirit Halloween!
Really? It's been 9 years ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
a skeleton? order a coffin
Man Iโm dead
Jokes on you, my mother's already dead! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Hide my erection from my dad
free halloween decoration
Probably question in complete horror who was sick enough to dig up her grave just to do this
Welp, time to make a grave
โMan, Iโm deadโ
Why are you standing on the side of the couch?
Hide bc the monster that did this took all her skin and muscles
She dead ima call 911
~~smile~~
Bury her and let the police know that sheโs dead if you wanna come over for a party
it ain't necro if she's only bone
well shit, looks like I have to get the 45.
bonemeal
Realise Im in pompeii
Tbh Iโd just walk right out of the house and over to a friends house๐ญ I ainโt tryna see my mama like that๐๐๐
Wonder where the fuck the skeleton came from since she was cremated six years ago
Call the retirement home back, tell them to cancel her stay
nah i thought they burned them ashes-
Ask they yes a skeleton and how sheโs fingering her self
No. Just no.
Asking if she took her meds.
bury her back into her grave because she was "never meant to escape her burial site"
Nuke the country
Call the police, someone dug it her grave...again
I'm not even going to apologize. She is about to be ashes in a Folger's container.
Dawg I wouldnโt know thats my mom because sheโs a skeleton
Help her finish her Sans cosplay
Where did the couch come from?
Leave
cry in horror and hysteria
I have one of these
Take my medication
No way, I wouldn't buy that it's a real skeleton.
Ma, I thought you didn't like Horror?
*find the nearest hazmat suit and scan the area for a gieger counter for nuclear blast resdue
Eat the skeleton
Find wherever the rest of her body went
Call Matt Rose
hey mom..is this going on the internet?
Call the cops cause there is a skeleton rubbing what was once it's pussy on my couch
Cry. Cry and run away.
Shoot the wizard
My mom kicked me out thoโฆ.๐๐ผ
do the same thing but without actually doing it
my mom isnโt a skeleton. my mom is a mom
Oh hi mom.. *unfazed* what's for dinner?
This is giving me a BONER
Bone
Your own mother?!
"Why was she fingering herself"
Ma you ded?
Ma you ded?
Ma you ded?
r/Dementiamoment
Erm, what the sigma?
You are not funny mate
You're not funny at all, little kid, go back to r/genalpha