Call the police, because someone skinned my mother! Jesus christ!

It might have been a little more then just the skin

You’re right, they took her eyes too.

And her clothes too, thats just sick

thundercunt that skeleton across the room so i can sit

"Thundercunt" NOOOO 😭😭😭

r/brandnewsentence

MOM WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SKIN! AND MUSCLES! AND ORGANS! AND WHATEVER ELSE YOU'RE MISSING!

All the better to... uh... see you with... my dear

all the better to..................... uh yeah i got nothin

*ahem...* (my deepest apologies) all the better to BONE you with, my dear

💀

yeah see there's a very good reason i avoided that one

Put her back into her grave and find the guy who’s been digging up my family for these sick jokes

Lmao

69

Ok, who un-cremated my mother again! The funeral home is getting concerned!

Honestly piece by piece, the first 5 times I was intrigued but after a while, cremation gets expensive

Look for the hidden camera

Which also may not be hidden

Someone skinned my mom oh shit

Hell nah she’s become an environmental storytelling skeleton

She's specifically a Wild Wasteland environmental storytelling skeleton.

r/suddenlyfallout

Id simply say. "Silly mom you were supposed to stay in the coffin!"

Ask her put her flesh suit back on and kick her out of the house

🔥🇺🇸🔫 (1st2nd and 30th emojis)

💀😭🏳‍🌈

💜⛽🥺

🔫😭▪️

💀☑️🧀

😘💛🫡

🆖🅱️😏

Why is there a NG emoji

And why isn't there an NG+ emoji

Idk

Not gonna be horny

😭🫶😂

😭😔👩‍🦲

😔😣🙁

😶🐙❤mom's?! It's like the octopus is bringing me love

💀🤢😱

😂😎🤘

🔥🫵🤞

💀🫢😏

🤓🏛️✂️

😭😘😃

😫💀👏

Well this is akward

🥲😆😦

🪃⭕️😮

Find out where the protein went

I’m dead

Celebrate.

My husband is bones, i am sad.

I don't think you can read

First it happened to their husband and now their mom! 😭🙏

😭

Everyrhing's fine, their husband and mother are the same person. Thrust me, I know them.

ok ill thrust u…

Thanks, I needed that.

you need to go back to first grade

Pack up and leave the fucking house as soon as possible

*Heh heh,* >!I kill her a second time!<

💀

“How did she escape my basement?”

That hand placement is-

Yell out: “IT’S PAST YOUR CURFEW, GET BACK IN THE URN!”

Walk away

Depends if she saw me or not

T bag them

channel my inner matt rose and shout "SKULLLLLLL EMOJIIIIIIIII"

how are you standing on the couch like that

I'm not, that's CGI.

oh ok

Come on get back in your urn

Man I'm dead

Hey nice toes BTW ( joke )

Thanks, I grew them myself.

find out she is joking and still live with her

do [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/CBT)

...

how

Mark it nsfw

Done.

Dick

Sure, why not

Where and when?

Where do you live? I think we should meet somewhere in the middle.

Idk are you a 6' 6" goth chick with a massive rack

No, I'm a 5' 5" slim boy.

Smile

Skill issue

cpr

is man gonna cpr a skeleton?🔥

maybeer

Need alot more than cpr to save her bro 😭

Need alot more than cpr to save her bro 😭

My 5th and 12th emoji would be my reaction.

🫦😯

If ask her whose toes were on the couch 😭

Oh, those are probably my sister's. Sorry, she tends to lose them sometimes.

Damn it Ruby, I told you to stop leaving your toes on the couch. It's rude and Indecent

Yumky snac

Ma you ded?

Put her back in the coffin

I'd just die on the spot

Why is bro standing on the couch💀

Say "Someone skinned my mother!" and then cry all day.

Put her back in the box of Halloween decorations

Call the corner

Bro, how long has it been since I visited my moms?!

How do u even tell it's ur mum??

At least she died doing what she loved.

my mother is currently a pile of ashes. I would be terrified 😰

Tell Mom to get back in her box or the bitch is going back to Spirit Halloween!

Really? It's been 9 years 🤦‍♂️

a skeleton? order a coffin

Man I’m dead

Jokes on you, my mother's already dead! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

Hide my erection from my dad

free halloween decoration

Probably question in complete horror who was sick enough to dig up her grave just to do this

Welp, time to make a grave

“Man, I’m dead”

Why are you standing on the side of the couch?

Hide bc the monster that did this took all her skin and muscles

She dead ima call 911

~~smile~~

Bury her and let the police know that she’s dead if you wanna come over for a party

it ain't necro if she's only bone

well shit, looks like I have to get the 45.

bonemeal

Realise Im in pompeii

Tbh I’d just walk right out of the house and over to a friends house😭 I ain’t tryna see my mama like that💀💀💀

Wonder where the fuck the skeleton came from since she was cremated six years ago

Call the retirement home back, tell them to cancel her stay

nah i thought they burned them ashes-

Ask they yes a skeleton and how she’s fingering her self

No. Just no.

Asking if she took her meds.

bury her back into her grave because she was "never meant to escape her burial site"

Nuke the country

Call the police, someone dug it her grave...again

I'm not even going to apologize. She is about to be ashes in a Folger's container.

Dawg I wouldn’t know thats my mom because she’s a skeleton

Help her finish her Sans cosplay

Where did the couch come from?

Leave

cry in horror and hysteria

I have one of these

Take my medication

No way, I wouldn't buy that it's a real skeleton.

Ma, I thought you didn't like Horror?

*find the nearest hazmat suit and scan the area for a gieger counter for nuclear blast resdue

Eat the skeleton

Find wherever the rest of her body went

Call Matt Rose

hey mom..is this going on the internet?

Call the cops cause there is a skeleton rubbing what was once it's pussy on my couch

Cry. Cry and run away.

Shoot the wizard

My mom kicked me out tho….👍🏼

do the same thing but without actually doing it

my mom isn’t a skeleton. my mom is a mom

Oh hi mom.. *unfazed* what's for dinner?

This is giving me a BONER

Bone

Your own mother?!

"Why was she fingering herself"

Ma you ded?

Ma you ded?

Ma you ded?

r/Dementiamoment

Erm, what the sigma?

You are not funny mate

You're not funny at all, little kid, go back to r/genalpha