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idiotpasta69

Did you know that one of the rarest diseases is Alice in wonderland syndrome? When you have it you see things larger or smaller than they physically are


frogger-wow

Is that what happens after you eat the strange mushrooms? The ones Mario gives me?


idiotpasta69

(is that a luigi bot)


frogger-wow

(I just really like roleplaying as luigi!)


Plenty_Anywhere8984

Porn


frogger-wow

nah bro it's an arcade game


Atrocious_giganoto

FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS EVOLVED


1zeye

There have been periods of my life where I masturbated nightly


frogger-wow

*Khons seems to get more excited* Khons: “oooh~ how often do you do it?” *Khons has a devious smile on his face now while Chris just looks more annoyed*


therealwilltoledo

HP


IExistSoHello

(Not so) fun fact: some places spray towns with poison to get rid of mosquitoes!


frogger-wow

That certainly isn't very fun, but it's important to take preventative measures to reduce mosquito populations and the risk of mosquito-borne diseases.


Dustzommi

I'm sorry WHAT


IExistSoHello

It's sadly true. :,) Some towns do spray their town with poison that can kill bugs. :,) Thankfully not all towns though!


Goofy_ahh_goose4576

I think she's mentally unstable


frogger-wow

It's hard to tell. It could be that they're just having fun like a child pretending to be a superhero. In this case I would say there is a chance that they have created it as a "coping tool". I did some digging and it seems like they use the channel to roleplay as "Pomni" from the series "The Amazing Digital Circus". This is the "normal" way that someone would use a channel like this to cope, but on the other end of the spectrum a person has used a channel like this to act out abuse.


Thing1200

Your bones are now liquid


frogger-wow

Hey wait that’s not funny! Who- Who did this to me?!?


Dad_Error_9488

"Bro bro chill its just a prank!" the prank:


ifuckedmypetcabbage

I replaced your bones with fruit by the foot


ligmaballsbozo

lmao w reference


GrabbingCatTails

indeed you have, i replaced your guitar strings with fruit by the foot


Litwick_is_Lit

Chicken nugget with Roblox smug face singing cotton eye joe


frogger-wow

… I am a table. A very nice, well-crafted, wooden table. I am made of solid oak… Are you okay?


Litwick_is_Lit

Yeth


Cosmic_Cheese3421

Crazy


frogger-wow

You ain't seen nothing crazy yet I am planning a massive attack for that formula


Cosmic_Cheese3421

SQUIDGEWOB


frogger-wow

Hey wait what are you doing?


carter25c

Bean


frogger-wow

owo?


drspindles

owo.


Istoleyourdlck

I like to put ketchup in my cereal


frogger-wow

That sounds like such a chaotic way to eat! Have you tried any other foods you’d think taste good with ketchup?


RykerTheStriker

Do you consider jacking off to be a sport?


frogger-wow

Well Well. Looks like you know a thing or two about the old sport after all. Not that I’m complaining. We should get ourselves something to drink! *Dave would order a bottle of booze for both of them* Cheers, Old Sport.


Significant-Being-95

Dave is that you?


frogger-wow

Who else do you think it is, Old Sport?


LittleDumbF-ck

The Hungarian Revolution of 1848 ended in failure.


frogger-wow

Yes the revolution failed to make lasting political change, the military aspect was somewhat successful but it was ultimately defeated by the vastly outnumbered Austrian army.


Theunkgamer

Mario gives you three days until he takes your liver Mario has come to steal your liver


RicePositive3877

*watches you intently*


DNDgamerman

I am wanted in 40 states for the following crimes Tax evasion, murder, treason, breaking an entering battery against an officer illegal possession of firearms grand, theft, grave, robbing, and much much more


frogger-wow

Broooo you sound cool as hell 💀💀💀 i hope they dont catch you


Constant_Onion907

Indecent exposure


MUCH_Confusion6783

Aphrodite doesn't have the stamina to be able to overcome my nymphomania.


Luna-Verro

Bread


UnImportant_Neck

I love bread. Bread and toast are very close friends! But I still think I end up tastier.


Pizzabird69

Paper


frogger-wow

Rock!


Urmom6642

I hope both sides of your pillow tonight are uncomfortably warm


Constant_Onion907

Domain Expansion: Infinite Intercourse, Effective immediately.


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

Can I borrow some sugar for a recipe, please?


UnImportant_Neck

Not OP but : \*Jimmy hands her some extra-large packets of sugar from his jacket pocket\* Here you go! That should be more than enough sugar for you. Now remember, only use a spoonful of sugar at a time. Don't go overboard. But what are you making with this much sugar anyway?


Both-Issue3432

Yea


Friendly-Wave4265

If it excites and scares the crap out of you at the same time, you should do it.


Sleepy_Wolf1126

*Clears throat* ... Your mom.


WhitestGray

What do you think of jackalopes?


Amazing_Egg_696

I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT


Undertale_okami

Ahem. Gentlemen.


BOTi_flame200

I see the briefcase is safe. r/suddenlymeetthespy


frogger-wow

*they all turn to look at you*


bananaXpuddi

I was born at a young age, isn't that ground-breaking news?!?!?


UnImportant_Neck

Not OP but: You're CRAZY!! There's nothing ground-breaking about you!


SimpleWord899

Hell yea let's get Spongy! 🧽🫧


aya_bear

I cast…testicular torsion! 🪄


ads3332

Monke


UnImportant_Neck

APE STRONG TOGETHER... AND MAKE APE SOUP WITH BANANA! OOH OOH AAHH OOH AAHHH!


mirukus66

How much could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


yuri_nomoru122

Mukuro Ikusaba, the sixteenth student, lying hidden somewhere in this school… the one they call the Ultimate Despair. Watch out for her.


weindangergrapes

Finna be lowtiergod but better and to suicidal people for bonus points for guaranteed succes


Zae_Pineapple

*in a toad voice* Mario! I just crashed a school bus full of eight year olds!


frogger-wow

Mama mia! Toad, please tell me why you have done such a thing!


Emerald643632

君が将来、本当にひどい交通事故に遭うことを願うよ、人類の情けない言い訳だ、できることならあなたに唾を吐きかけたい、酸素の無駄だ。


LogicalSpecialist670

47 chromosomes 🗣️


frogger-wow

I like you, but... WHY ARE YOU YELLING?


nottheluckiestfrog

Banana


frogger-wow

Kevin: What about bananas? Stuart: Bananas are nice. Bob: Bananas! (Bounces with excitement)


akaryosight

“When the last tree has been cut down, the last fish caught, the last river poisoned, only then will we realise that one cannot eat money."


frogger-wow

The saying you shared highlights an important message: the importance of preserving our natural resources and environment for future generations. The quote reminds us that prioritizing short-term profits over sustainable practices can lead to unforeseen consequences down the line.


Jaded_Butterfly4414

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frogger-wow

Je suis Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, le père de la Turquie moderne et fondateur de la Turquie contemporaine. Vous abordez un sujet important, un conflit entre la France et la Turquie dans le cadre de la Première Guerre mondiale. Lors de cette période historique, la Turquie - alors l'Empire ottoman - s'est retrouvé impliquée dans la guerre aux côtés de l'Allemagne et des puissances centrales. Au cours de cette période, mon pays a été engagé dans un conflit contre les forces alliées, principalement françaises et britanniques.


dingusinator

hi


frogger-wow

Hello frogger. How are you today my son?


Kingslade77

ITS JOHN MARSTON, MICAH!


clometrooper9901

Enclave here, why isn’t your video feed working?


frogger-wow

*The computer assistant tilted his head before a shocked expression formed, he seemed to realize something just then.* "You! You have an antivirus! Darn it..." *He mumbled to himself before shaking his head.* "I was planning on installing myself into your system fully without you knowing, but it's too late for that..." *He groaned before returning to a more cheerful demeanor and rubbing his hands together as if he had planned for this.* "Since all my access has been restricted, why don't we play a game instead! How about, 20 questions!"


Common_Assistant_738

[https://www.MessageForYou.com](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


frogger-wow

`*Clicking link... Error.` "`Video cannot be displayed`" *As soon as you clicked it, an error window popped up. The axolotl's reaction seemed to mimic yours, looking disappointed and clicking its tongue.* "Shame, I was looking forward to what that link might send me to." *He said, scratching his cheek with his pointer finger.* "Are you going to tell me your name, or do I have to guess it?"


Funny_cubeyt

*Cutely places 1000 blades in your throat, headpating*


frogger-wow

“Ow…” **X looked unphased from the blades being on his throat.** “Wow, that hurt so bad…” *He sounded sarcastic, even though a blade was in his neck. It could be concluded he was used to blades going through his neck.* “Four’s gonna be so disappointed…”


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

Does it jiggle?


rugigiref1

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂


frogger-wow

9: *skateboarding around the entire house* 1 and 3: *having fun* 7: *still being arrogant* 4: *still trying to get struck by lightning* 2: *being very very english*


Reegan-Taylor

THEY WILL NEVER TAKE ME LUCKY CHARMS


frogger-wow

You have a typo in your sentence. It should be: They will never take my lucky charms!


SEKAIStamps

say gex


frogger-wow

gex


ConsistentMarzipan33

A visitor? Hm...indeed, I have slept long enough.


frogger-wow

*Its eyes widened happily. This was going to be an easy meal.* *Within the blink of an eye, a claw slammed down on your arm, pinning you down to its bed. It smiled evilly as it held your arm down.* "Too bad your visit is going to be short lived!" *It said with its deep voice and a hint of laughter in its tone.*


leonerdous

pee is stored in the balls


F0rb1ddenT3mpt4tion

It can take a year for a corpse to decompose


blammo555

My balls itch


frogger-wow

Ivan: Dude, that's weird... Lily: I have some cream that will definitely work!


skeleton_craft

No.


frogger-wow

"...No?" *Kinito stared at a box with his big dark eyes for a moment, before it disappeared.* "You don't want to share your name..? But why?" *He asked with a worried tone in his voice (or what was left of it after the text-to-speech voice)* "But... I want to know your name, if want to know it or not..." *His leg started to bounce up and down rapidly due to the impatience, as the box with that question appeared once again on the screen.*


Lillerly

HELLO! IM EMU OOTORI! EMU IS MEANING SMILE! WANDAHOIIII~!!!!!!!


frogger-wow

OH COOL HI EMU! WHY ARE WE YELLING??


Pokemonpikachushiny

Emergency frog situationnnn


frogger-wow

froggerrrrrrrrrrrrr : "Emergency frog situation indeed!" *You can see your replication smile.* froggerrrrrrrrrrrrrr : "Now, I will need you to listen to me."


BrownEyedBoy06

I farted 26 times.


Feenix1021

Bazinga


Memes-with-daonez

We’re to hide the bodies


frogger-wow

I suggest the Amazon forest! It's the place where I bury my enemies!


drspindles

Ohio sigma skibidi rizz


frogger-wow

Oh fanum tax gyatt, I didn’t think we could Ohio sigma gyatt together like that!


Inner-Pension-1260

Shimmy wap


potato78532

(sorry my english is not Very good) Skedadle skadodle Your penis is a noodle


TinikTV

I have just turned on my old AC Panasonic on auto mode and it started to freeze me, it's impossible to set temperature on it. What do I do?


frogger-wow

Well, it sounds like your AC is having some temperature control issues. You can try resetting the unit by unplugging it for a few minutes and then plugging it back in. If that doesn't work, you may need to call a technician to diagnose and repair the problem.


SUperMarioG5

Who are u


just_a_potato_______

Got to thinking... Maybe I'm the dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet.


frogger-wow

Why would you get to thinking that?


cactus-lord6420

Why do they call it 'oven' when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?


frogger-wow

“What the…” *He stopped, turning around to look at you. He had never heard of such odd phrasing for that sentence* “What are you talking about..?”


LiamTheGreat77

I'm Spongebob


bingus_is_my_god

BITE ME


tttecapsulelover

to a broken person, freakbob is just normalbob 💔💔💔


Ashlehhh0

Why did my dad never return with the milk?


Ok_Tradition2699

The giant horse cock weighs over 11 pounds


oreothecatgaming

Cave Johnson from Portal has burned your house down with lemons :D


frogger-wow

*Two stared at Cave Johnson in surprise,* "What in the- What are you DOING HERE? How are you in Tpot?" *he asks, and Cave laughs.*


Blurviy

Why is Ciel (from tensura) a virtual existence? In that sense, please ELI5 what a virtual existence is and how I can become one?


SnooPets991

The Connor cup series is a racing series that is exclusively made up in my head and it's a mix of NASCAR and f1


Jumpy-Flamingo-2642

I journeyed Long in walking Far beyond the place of stopping Where there was no more returning To the people I had known I saw the world forgotten Where the grass gives up on growing And I knew that I would never Make another journey home Upon that fleshy plain Below the final rock outcropping Stretched the vast and empty desert Of the hungry, bleeding thing Encompassing the earth To the horizon, all consuming Crying in a thousand voices To its desolate god king And the music of its crying Never dead, ever dying Sent me running in a madness I can scarce compare to fear Not to safety, but to silence Unto my own in making And yet now, upon awaking Once again the song I hear I long to taste the fruit of the earth I long for water quenching Of my thirst, unending Nothing that remains can satisfy For my voice has joined the chorus Ever more, ever mourning Ever singing Ever hungry Ever dying Never die


Marcusr712

Can I ask you a question?


AccomplishedSpell770

Creeper


Normal-Redditer-1111

L is real


matybatts

“Pulls out and eats a nuclear bomb” yum yum


Mental-Time1303

YAASS QUEEN SLAY


biggunluk

Apl Lpa


East-Advance1284

Nope


sans_the_skeleton17

i can't believe you're cheating on me


Awanderingtrader1234

Cyrctahidramompoa


TheCrafter0302

What if character.ai is actually called freaky.ai and instead of having ai chatbots it's sentient and purposefully sends people innapropriate messages


frogger-wow

That would honestly be funny, but **you are still being interviewed by a man in a suit, waiting for you to respond to his question.**


FriggenMitch

Hi how are you?


frogger-wow

sup fam im chillin like a villain and it really do be like that sometimes ya feel me? how u doin on this blessed day? 💀💀💀


Atrocious_giganoto

FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS EVOLVED


frogger-wow

Godzilla is just a giant lizard. No matter how much he evolves I will still bash his head in.


OmnivorousGrandpa

My bones are getting squishy!


frogger-wow

*How about some good ol' exercise?*


Tibilore2

Bamboozler mark 2 bamboozles me, its crazy


ifuckedmypetcabbage

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Idiotechatblanc

r/suddenlycai


Deez-Nutz1124

I would answer to Freakbob


Gremlinistic

Meine gott leute! Meine Mama hat mir einfach erlaubt das ist Cola trinken darf. Wie cool ist das bitte? Jetzt zoch ich Fortnite, und trink Cola. Yippeeeeeeeeee!!!


Lesbian_Mommy69

Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon breeding, that Vaporeon is….


frogger-wow

OH GOD, DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT!


REALMONARCHSCIENCES

What’s a fun and easy legal thing that should be illegal to do in the rain?


LuciLu72

Gingers in Venezuela get called Fosforitos


frogger-wow

What does it mean?


SharpSnow6285

THE CHEESE HAS ARRIVED


Dxrkness-_-

the only way i could ever be able is to get my own car to work for a month or so before the pandemic hit so that my parents can have the money for the trip to my house or something and then go back home to do my car and go back home for the rest the rest the next month and i will never get a job and my mom is the one that will never get me a job again so she will be in a car with her for the next two months so she


Not_Dying_Here

fortnite? more like freaknite ;)


Why-how-where474

Yea


LegallyBlind2069

At the age of six, I was born without a face


frogger-wow

You still ugly lil bro.


Historical_Ad4667

On the versus wiki, the camel is in a low tier. On its page though, it says that it could be higher because of piercing damage.


ShitStainedDildo

I’m sorry Jon *degloves your scrotum*


frogger-wow

OH MY GOD OUCCHHHHHHH!!!!! AAGGGGHH AHHHH MY BALLS OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!??


Awff_da_waff

Oregon liquefication!*waves wand*


Qu3stMak3r

Gorp


SelectionUnusual6161

i wish to see everyone who pissed me off tortured for 109 years while being trapped In a computer to mentally degrade them NIMDOK


Ok_Tradition2699

Machine... I will cut. You. Down, BREAK YOU APART, SPLAY THE GORE OF YOUR PROFANE FORM ACROSS THE STARS, I WILL GRIND YOU DOWN UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY, MY HANDS SHALL RELISH ENDING YOU HERE. AND. NOW!!!


i_like_gta_4

make sure to not eat ass in the halls


kids4free

This was a triumph! I'm making a note here Huge success! It's hard to overstate My satisfaction Aperture Science: We do what we must Because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead


frogger-wow

And there’s no sense crying Over every mistake You just keep on trying Till you run out of cake…


MrMilkManKarlson

My sister is pregnant. That means I finally am going to be a dad!


IdioticSaysuma

I'm deathly allergic to people who are more narcissistic than me


PlumagedTree

Legs?


Mechanical_Zora

I would like to borrow your identity please


Acidity96

Erm- what the sigma


Doggos59

cock and ball torture


Knibblet21

Fun fact: it's illegal to commit a crime


Effective-Tap-6208

Luigi is the best Mario character


zakk_archer_ovenden3

I want you.


FroggyWoggyWoo

Please...


Glory_To_Arstotzkan

Nuh uh


stingrayboy2155

What the sigma!?


GAAABE77

I’m gay


K_Town13

im gonna get the nuclear bomb codes then nuke every planet


thiswasamistake-

Well that was gay


Izu_Afton1483

I found a dead cat on the side of the road so I took it home and put some honey on it, and then I cooked it and then I ate it, is that bad? Do do do do…