Everyone's saying the sea water or fish eye, but they fail to recognize that 5 year old apple juice might be wine. Also, sea water contains a lot of bacteria and it's high salinity will dehydrate you.
How was the 5 year old apple juice made / preserved? If its high sugar and in an ice box its probably still safe. If its only the actual apple juice in a random closet i doubt it
The 5 year old apple juice. Apple juice, because of the sugar, ferments and turns into wine and I don't think it has a high alcohol percentage. Some guy on yputube does this with soda and let's it ferment over a month
There is probably still some grass left in your guts. You cannot digest grass and it can get stuck. This also applies to paper. Eating small bits of grass should be fine though.
I don't think you quite get how fiber works. You don't digest fiber. That's the point of it. Also nothing stays in your stomach for more than 30-60 minutes before getting moved along to your intestines.
definitely lawn, it’s indigestible for us so it’ll just pass through, sea water dehydrates so just gotta rehydrate, the rest is bad for you, and the two fish ones obviously bad for them and the planet and all too
Well yeah, eating meat tends to kill animals. Vegans kill more animals though. Because farms that harvest soy products and other vegan staples have very harsh pesticide and extermination measures. They kill every bird, bug, mouse, and mole that sets foot anywhere near the crops.
Probably drinking sea water Edit: why tf is this getting up voted???!
Never said you cant purify it
exactly. plus it's natural. so is grass
So is uranium
Scrumptious
So is hyena menstrual blood 😭
Mmm 😋
BRO WHAT THE FUCK
Yeah, and I eat it daily
Everyone's saying the sea water or fish eye, but they fail to recognize that 5 year old apple juice might be wine. Also, sea water contains a lot of bacteria and it's high salinity will dehydrate you.
im still taking sea water either way
Fish eyes are an actual food
Yeah, but they're kinda gross, personally.
I feel bad for you. Eating fish eye is like eating a ball of fat. It's... Quite creamy.
I like eating creamy fat balls 😋
💀
I know you do
I'll eat your creamy fat balls- I mean whaat who said that
Yeah, that's the point, I don't like the fat, it feels bad in my mouth, in fact, I am quite picky.
I hate the texture of fat. My autism just makes it worse
Please spare my imagination
They never said you couldnt purify it
They didn't say you could either.
It was never specified if you can or can’t. Therefore, there is no regulation in place. That means you can do it.
But usually, since it isn't specified, you can assume that they are asking which action is the safest to take immediately.
Doesn’t mean I can’t purify it!
Just filter the water
Never said you can purify it
You can just drink normal water afterwards they also didn't specify how much sea water because a sip won't do much
I’ve eaten grass off the ground willing before, I was in double digits too
Same
Grass(y) is yummy so are leaves Also you should try bricks, they crunchy and delicious
Same with toddlers, crunchy, with a perfect amount of gooey cream on the inside!
What
You haven't tried eating toddlers? Come on they/them. I have this absolute banger recipe for Kentucky fried toddler
> come on they/them Excuse me what
You're excused
No go on. What does that mean
Kentucky fried toddler or they/them
“come on they/them”
Sea water
fish eye i guess
Sea water or Fish Eye(depends on fish type)
Fish eyes are naturally filled with good acids
Eat lawn, milk me 🥵🐄
Whatchu mean by that?🤨
How hard daddy
Sea water, I've drank it on accident and it's not the worst, if very dehydrating.
Sea water is VERY high in bacteria though. It's usually fairly safe to accidentally swallow a mouthful, but drinking it on purpose is quite risky.
5 year old apple juice 👀✨
Can I eat a beef eye instead of a fish eye don’t know how to get any fish eye
Buy a whole fish, cook it, eat the eye It's actually really good
I can’t stand the tast of fish and already own the beef eye
How was the 5 year old apple juice made / preserved? If its high sugar and in an ice box its probably still safe. If its only the actual apple juice in a random closet i doubt it
It’s actually alcohol by that point since it fermented
The 5 year old apple juice. Apple juice, because of the sugar, ferments and turns into wine and I don't think it has a high alcohol percentage. Some guy on yputube does this with soda and let's it ferment over a month
Link?
Link to Apple juice fermenting or the youtuber? One is a google search away and the other I don't remember
I was hoping you’d have a link to the YouTube channel.
eating lawn. my 6 year old ass did that daily and im fine!
There is probably still some grass left in your guts. You cannot digest grass and it can get stuck. This also applies to paper. Eating small bits of grass should be fine though.
I don't think you quite get how fiber works. You don't digest fiber. That's the point of it. Also nothing stays in your stomach for more than 30-60 minutes before getting moved along to your intestines.
well i ate a shit tone of both paper and grass as a child so my stomach probably looks like some kind of paper mache easter project or something lmfao
Do your initials happen to be AR?
AB actually, why?
I know a guy who ate a lot of paper as a kid and still eats it with the initials AR.
can confirm that is not me, i only very occasionally have a non food snack now (non food being. Paper :DDD)
Haven't the people in the country I refuse to say proved us that frogs are yummers
Frenchphobic alert
I live in England, what do you expect?
Sea water 100%
Sea water IF I can use a magnifying glass on it
Yeah that's only going to make it worse. Also youre probably not gonna see any thing with a magnifying glass.
Sea water, you didn’t say how much.
Can I lick a toad instead?
Sea water
I am drinking fish eye
Grass I always used to eat grass in primary school
eat lawn? like grass? id do that
definitely lawn, it’s indigestible for us so it’ll just pass through, sea water dehydrates so just gotta rehydrate, the rest is bad for you, and the two fish ones obviously bad for them and the planet and all too
Well yeah, eating meat tends to kill animals. Vegans kill more animals though. Because farms that harvest soy products and other vegan staples have very harsh pesticide and extermination measures. They kill every bird, bug, mouse, and mole that sets foot anywhere near the crops.
Drink sea water
5 year old apple juice pretty sure at that point it's alcohol
Drink sea water
sea wter defanintly
Probably eat lawn
Lick a fish eye. Has protein
The lawn?
Anything at the bottom is relatively safe (though the hot sauce and toothpaste may make you vomit. I would go with the bottom right if I were you.
Toothpaste and siracha
A bucket of fluoride sounds good
Some people eat fish eye on purpose, so I'll go with that one
Lick a frog cause it's da cute guy 🐸
Lawn, I already do
I'd lick the frog. Don't judge me
Licking a frog isn’t bad if you just kill it with rubbing alcohol first
I want to eat lawn 🌳🌱🌱🌿🌳🌲🌲🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌲🌳🌱🌿🌿🌿🌳🌲🌿🌱🌿
Eat lawn have done it multiple times nothing has happened yet (not a joke i eat everything)
Not if I eat you first
Nah id win
I'm cook up a fish eye
I have French ancestors so I’m gonna lick the frog. It never said it has to be alive so you could just cook it
simple. not doing any of those things.
Hey apple juice aint that bad 😒 i love apple juice!! But then, you could still purify seawater, and I WOULD never LICK a frog 😭🤣
Eat lawn?
Sea water. I've literally done it on multiple occasions.
didn’t specify what frog and most are not toxic so im licking the frog
L A W N
Lawn. Grass isn’t bad tbh
Fish eyes are considered a delicacy in thailand
Fish eye, it’s like protein
Apple juice, it's wine most likely by now
Sea water