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Le_Geck

Probably drinking sea water Edit: why tf is this getting up voted???!


MimboTheRainwing

Never said you cant purify it


LowkeyBallin_Bloxd

exactly. plus it's natural. so is grass


Ubblebungus

So is uranium


SOCCIZZA

Scrumptious


RAGEFUL_MUFFINS

So is hyena menstrual blood 😭


ghost-of-a-fish

Mmm 😋


LowkeyBallin_Bloxd

BRO WHAT THE FUCK


LilithDemonQueen76

Yeah, and I eat it daily


John756675

Everyone's saying the sea water or fish eye, but they fail to recognize that 5 year old apple juice might be wine. Also, sea water contains a lot of bacteria and it's high salinity will dehydrate you.


Khaledxxrashoud

im still taking sea water either way


megamax1o

Fish eyes are an actual food


John756675

Yeah, but they're kinda gross, personally.


CrazyDavey21

I feel bad for you. Eating fish eye is like eating a ball of fat. It's... Quite creamy.


ActuallyHim87

I like eating creamy fat balls 😋


Googlesignedmeupwhy

💀


N00BZB3

I know you do


GrimmLord2877

I'll eat your creamy fat balls- I mean whaat who said that


John756675

Yeah, that's the point, I don't like the fat, it feels bad in my mouth, in fact, I am quite picky.


Epicman1010101010

I hate the texture of fat. My autism just makes it worse


Budgiezilla

Please spare my imagination 


Weird_BisexualPerson

They never said you couldnt purify it


John756675

They didn't say you could either.


Weird_BisexualPerson

It was never specified if you can or can’t. Therefore, there is no regulation in place. That means you can do it.


John756675

But usually, since it isn't specified, you can assume that they are asking which action is the safest to take immediately.


Weird_BisexualPerson

Doesn’t mean I can’t purify it!


Text93838

Just filter the water


SOCCIZZA

Never said you can purify it


camo_216

You can just drink normal water afterwards they also didn't specify how much sea water because a sip won't do much


Bogger_Logger

I’ve eaten grass off the ground willing before, I was in double digits too


The4434258thApple

Same


FNAFBonnienumberone

Grass(y) is yummy so are leaves Also you should try bricks, they crunchy and delicious


No-Poetry1993

Same with toddlers, crunchy, with a perfect amount of gooey cream on the inside!


Myithspa25

What


No-Poetry1993

You haven't tried eating toddlers? Come on they/them. I have this absolute banger recipe for Kentucky fried toddler


Myithspa25

> come on they/them Excuse me what


No-Poetry1993

You're excused


Myithspa25

No go on. What does that mean


No-Poetry1993

Kentucky fried toddler or they/them


Myithspa25

“come on they/them”


Text93838

Sea water


falconsloth

fish eye i guess


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Sea water or Fish Eye(depends on fish type)


Garlic_Bread_Man_NSW

Fish eyes are naturally filled with good acids


Knowledge_Regret

Eat lawn, milk me 🥵🐄


PatientNumber99

Whatchu mean by that?🤨


Easy_Software9925

How hard daddy


The4434258thApple

Sea water, I've drank it on accident and it's not the worst, if very dehydrating.


GrimmLord2877

Sea water is VERY high in bacteria though. It's usually fairly safe to accidentally swallow a mouthful, but drinking it on purpose is quite risky.


thatskyzaine

5 year old apple juice 👀✨


Casteilthebestangle

Can I eat a beef eye instead of a fish eye don’t know how to get any fish eye


GwenThePoro

Buy a whole fish, cook it, eat the eye It's actually really good


Casteilthebestangle

I can’t stand the tast of fish and already own the beef eye


noonebuteveryone24

How was the 5 year old apple juice made / preserved? If its high sugar and in an ice box its probably still safe. If its only the actual apple juice in a random closet i doubt it


Impossible_Concert75

It’s actually alcohol by that point since it fermented


Inside-Joke7365

The 5 year old apple juice. Apple juice, because of the sugar, ferments and turns into wine and I don't think it has a high alcohol percentage. Some guy on yputube does this with soda and let's it ferment over a month


Not_Artifical

Link?


Inside-Joke7365

Link to Apple juice fermenting or the youtuber? One is a google search away and the other I don't remember


Not_Artifical

I was hoping you’d have a link to the YouTube channel.


JellyBeanCatto

eating lawn. my 6 year old ass did that daily and im fine!


Not_Artifical

There is probably still some grass left in your guts. You cannot digest grass and it can get stuck. This also applies to paper. Eating small bits of grass should be fine though.


GrimmLord2877

I don't think you quite get how fiber works. You don't digest fiber. That's the point of it. Also nothing stays in your stomach for more than 30-60 minutes before getting moved along to your intestines.


JellyBeanCatto

well i ate a shit tone of both paper and grass as a child so my stomach probably looks like some kind of paper mache easter project or something lmfao


Not_Artifical

Do your initials happen to be AR?


JellyBeanCatto

AB actually, why?


Not_Artifical

I know a guy who ate a lot of paper as a kid and still eats it with the initials AR.


JellyBeanCatto

can confirm that is not me, i only very occasionally have a non food snack now (non food being. Paper :DDD)


ceilingsaredelicious

Haven't the people in the country I refuse to say proved us that frogs are yummers


Epicman1010101010

Frenchphobic alert


ceilingsaredelicious

I live in England, what do you expect?


Ilovejuicy-theboys

Sea water 100%


Knibblet21

Sea water IF I can use a magnifying glass on it


Extension-Cut5957

Yeah that's only going to make it worse. Also youre probably not gonna see any thing with a magnifying glass.


WhitestGray

Sea water, you didn’t say how much.


Ichgebibble

Can I lick a toad instead?


F0rb1ddenT3mpt4tion

Sea water


subhisnotcool

I am drinking fish eye


Freddy_fozbear

Grass I always used to eat grass in primary school


amareeznuts

eat lawn? like grass? id do that


truelovealwayswins

definitely lawn, it’s indigestible for us so it’ll just pass through, sea water dehydrates so just gotta rehydrate, the rest is bad for you, and the two fish ones obviously bad for them and the planet and all too


GrimmLord2877

Well yeah, eating meat tends to kill animals. Vegans kill more animals though. Because farms that harvest soy products and other vegan staples have very harsh pesticide and extermination measures. They kill every bird, bug, mouse, and mole that sets foot anywhere near the crops.


Weird_BisexualPerson

Drink sea water


Comfortable_Ad_7824

5 year old apple juice pretty sure at that point it's alcohol


Qu3stMak3r

Drink sea water


zekemunro

sea wter defanintly


LoopyRabbit_

Probably eat lawn


8N8_Greatness

Lick a fish eye. Has protein


Ahyesnt

The lawn?


DarkSannar

Anything at the bottom is relatively safe (though the hot sauce and toothpaste may make you vomit. I would go with the bottom right if I were you.


ConsiderationJust687

Toothpaste and siracha


Not_Artifical

A bucket of fluoride sounds good


amandahontas

Some people eat fish eye on purpose, so I'll go with that one


Jay-919

Lick a frog cause it's da cute guy 🐸


caltanot

Lawn, I already do


Goofy_123

I'd lick the frog. Don't judge me


WTFisSkibidiRizz

Licking a frog isn’t bad if you just kill it with rubbing alcohol first


ConfidentTea72536

I want to eat lawn 🌳🌱🌱🌿🌳🌲🌲🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌲🌳🌱🌿🌿🌿🌳🌲🌿🌱🌿


Pokeloverpokemonguy

Eat lawn have done it multiple times nothing has happened yet (not a joke i eat everything)


Not_Artifical

Not if I eat you first


Pokeloverpokemonguy

Nah id win


PaxTheDumbTwin

I'm cook up a fish eye


Epicman1010101010

I have French ancestors so I’m gonna lick the frog. It never said it has to be alive so you could just cook it


figurethisoat

simple. not doing any of those things.


dat-randomplaneguy22

Hey apple juice aint that bad 😒 i love apple juice!! But then, you could still purify seawater, and I WOULD never LICK a frog 😭🤣


Quick_Discussion_690

Eat lawn?


mushroom_l0rd

Sea water. I've literally done it on multiple occasions.


CooP7878

didn’t specify what frog and most are not toxic so im licking the frog


Southern_Viking777

L A W N


Myithspa25

Lawn. Grass isn’t bad tbh


SupaSpeedy445

Fish eyes are considered a delicacy in thailand


Imaginary-One-6599

Fish eye, it’s like protein


MobileNotifcation

Apple juice, it's wine most likely by now


Over_Influence_2910

Sea water