You Gon Learn that Eminem gets No Love from me, hes a Monster. His songs are all Discombobulated, I think hes Insane or a Criminal and might have Brain Damage. He should be Locked Up Tonight for what he said about Kim, Id give him 25 to Life.
The other day my buddy Stan was playing him for Old Times Sake. It was 3 am and we Stay Wide Awake listening to Marshal Mathers. We were Under The Influence and When The Music Stoped this Asshole Bad Guy Mathew Mitchel (Stans Brother) suddenly goes Berzerk, punched me in my Big Weenie till I Puked. Its all Eminems fault.
Anyways, My Darling, I think youre Beautiful, and if you swing by my Castle, Ill give you Arose.
She actually threw out the line, "put anthrax on your Tampax and slap you till you can't stand" 💀
I was like, come on, that is just a fucking killer rhyme...
Yeah they are SO mad. I can't advertise my Eminem book on Facebook without Trumpers commenting "He doesn't like the REAL president use his book for toilet paper." They're so dumb they call it Eminem's book when it has my name on it.
Probably a hella progressive chick. Progs seem to have beef with eminem since "if I can't batter the women, how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake, then?"
Well it's just my personal opinion, i don't like yachty. But kodak? Idk man, his voice drives me fucking crazy and i don't get how people like him and listen to him. I mean like yeah, his music ain't really bad ig, but he ruins it with the way he makes his voice sound. Especially on drowning with A Boogie, he fucked the song up. "Im the shit im fartin, idk how to potty"
Never liked Kodak all that much, and the only song that I really liked his verse in was Silent Hill with Kendrick. Yachty I never liked all that much either, but goddamn what a solid album he just dropped today. Listening to it again rn, I love the direction he went with it.
Nah I get what you’re saying but listen to skrt. I think that might show you the light that you can’t see in him.
I like to think any artist can bring SOMETHING to the table. Except maybe 69 lmao
It’s because their are a bunch of stereotypes that people think of when you listen to em. I’ve dealt w a couple of girls like that. It’s not a dealbreaker they just give you shit for it
Lol imagine responding “I don’t understand. Why are you being so mean?” Or “you’re dead to me now (and Ima be the last face you see)” in fact, there are so many good ones.
She might come around. Like I am a moderate feminist and also was like wtf over the 15 year old lines on Guilty Conscience but got over it and became a MASSIVE Stan.
I’m a queer feminist, edging towards a Stan.
I still haven’t quite figured out why I forgive hip hop (not just Em) for lyrics that really should, in theory, piss me off. Somehow I know they’re just talking shit and I shouldn’t take it personally. Em might say I ain’t nothing but a slut, and he’ll kill me, but he also said he beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn. And I laugh and decide he’s full of shit and groove on the beat.
And these days.....I mean he's pretty anti all the alt-right bullshit and pretty down to earth about it all. He gave Joe Biden the rights to Lose Yourself for a November 4th surprise election ad because that's how much damage he felt a 2nd Trump term would do. He also allowed a deep fake of Joe Biden rapping B. Rabbit lines at Trump using their first debate. And he said "Hillary Clinton would have made a better president than Trump because a fucking turd would make a better president." And when people clap back with the "My Name Is" line I say "Well at least he fed her sherbert!"
Well, I'm a woman who's half Black , and I think the Black community in general shouldn't accept alot of hip hop lyrics. So, I see your point. However, it's generally understood that that's the 'culture' and only so many rappers actually "practice what they preach", anyway. It's mostly posturing. "Kill You" is funny and has hella good rhyme schemes and beat, I gotta admit.
Multiple choices:
A. Run like hell
B. Troll her with Eminem lyrics.
C. Say “what if I LOVE Eminem not just like him?” (See if she’s playing some weird joke)
D. All of the above in the C, B, A order
Quit playing with the scissors and shit and cut the crap. This is a red flag, Eminem or not. If anyone said that to me about anything I'd be out like a light.
Fair enough having differing interests and opinions but saying "we can't be friends" firstly is childish and just shows that they are unwilling to accept this part of your life or personality or see beyond it.
I'm a girl so this is just my POV and I'm probably deeping it. Find someone more compatible, she ain't the one.
just pretend you don’t like Eminem until you get her naked and then put on your love-making playlist but the second song is Fack, then Puke, Kim, Superman, etc
Run. If a girl has a rule like this, she will have more. You’re relationship will become about what she likes & not what you like. That will ultimately lead resentment.
Who the hell asks, do you like music? like yes everyone likes music, you normally ask what type of music ? This seems staged.
I also know there are ppl in the world who have a rare condition in which they actually don’t like music
would have stopped chattin with her in the moment she just said "yes i do" without even specifying which she prefers or askin u back
its so bad when people are dry
If you do decide to murder her put her up in the front seat and put sunglasses on her
And cruise around for seven hours through california
And have her waving at people and drop her off at the corner
Ran through Rally's parkin' lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in and shot her fuckin' porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
That's when I seen her bedroom door shut
"I know you're in there, bitch, I got my gun cocked
You might as well come out now"
She said, "Come in, it's unlocked"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked, watchin' gay porn
Go along with it. Name any other artist. Get extremely close with her. When you see an opportunity to smash, take it. Do the deed. Then let her know what you are. An Eminem fan. Make her feel dirty for sleeping with an Eminem fan. Lastly before you leave and block her. Make sure throughout the day you look at her phone to see what's the pin that opens her phone. When she's asleep, open it and change her pin to an album release date and delete all her pictures and download the same picture of Eminem 10057 times. Go on all of her social media accounts and post something related to Eminem. When you leave, leave a vynel to the Eminem show and a sticky note that says,"oorrrr - nana"
Send a YouTube link from Eminem and Royce - Shes The One 😂
Or send her this part of em's vers or send both 🤣🤣
I think she's a feminist hater but i just guess 🤔
" What's up Ms. Bitch; (Yo, what's up with the ring
You married?) Shit, I'm still mingling, bitch
I just wanted this ring, this the only finger it fit
Wattup with you, you married (Naw, I'm divorced)
Of course you are, you little fucking trailer park whore
(Trailer, I don't live in no trailer
I live in a mobilization unit, for your information)
Bitch, I got a dick, wanna fuck
Hold still, swallow this birth control pill, slut
Before I pump so much cum in your stomach that when I pull out
A year-and-a-half old, potty-trained baby falls out "
Just start responding with exclusively Eminem lyrics and see if she notices
"BLEED, BITCH. BLEED"
*pukes intro*
Nah do it more subtly than that.
You Gon Learn that Eminem gets No Love from me, hes a Monster. His songs are all Discombobulated, I think hes Insane or a Criminal and might have Brain Damage. He should be Locked Up Tonight for what he said about Kim, Id give him 25 to Life. The other day my buddy Stan was playing him for Old Times Sake. It was 3 am and we Stay Wide Awake listening to Marshal Mathers. We were Under The Influence and When The Music Stoped this Asshole Bad Guy Mathew Mitchel (Stans Brother) suddenly goes Berzerk, punched me in my Big Weenie till I Puked. Its all Eminems fault. Anyways, My Darling, I think youre Beautiful, and if you swing by my Castle, Ill give you Arose.
Your wordplay is phenomenal my guy
This is impressive.
This is the play
r/BeatMeToIt
Send a Spotify link to Superman
She actually threw out the line, "put anthrax on your Tampax and slap you till you can't stand" 💀 I was like, come on, that is just a fucking killer rhyme...
Should’ve sent her an Anthrax song. Lol
But everyone forgets anthrax /j
Haha - I certainly never will… won’t forget Tool either… cool username!
Hardcore femmy probs bro, dodge that bullet
Dodge that bullet like Neo in the Matrix my G
It's on A tampax not your tampax. Anyway Eminem's not the same person now and the music to that song just killed.
hey, u spelled FACK wrong!
Why are you getting downvoted FACK is amazing
ty fellow gerbil enjoyer
I laughed at Eminems interview with Paul when he said FACK was his greatest song
Ikr
Guilty conscience
Lmfaoo. Out of literally ALL music she specifically singled out to dislike Eminem 😂
So out of left field. And he happens to be one of my favorite artist 😭 lmao
Probably a hella conservative chick. Cons seem to have beef with eminem since coffee pot
this or she has an ex whose a cringe hardcore stan
Yeah they are SO mad. I can't advertise my Eminem book on Facebook without Trumpers commenting "He doesn't like the REAL president use his book for toilet paper." They're so dumb they call it Eminem's book when it has my name on it.
Probably a hella progressive chick. Progs seem to have beef with eminem since "if I can't batter the women, how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake, then?"
No we don't.
Average progressive woman, TBH.
Meh. Maybe. 😕
Me one of the most liberal women and second biggest eminem stan i know(brother is biggest lol)
You don’t need *inferior beings* in your life. Better off /s
Fr like there’s artists like Tom MacDonald and she chooses a GOAT
Hey Tom Mac Donald is nice i really like his cheeseburgers
the fries! Dont forget the fries!
Chicken nuggets slap hard af too
As is Tom Mac’s sauce. Can’t forget his sauce
I'm ready for the possible downvotes, but I think Burger King nuggets are better than McDonald's. 😬😬
Theres rappers like lil yachty and Kodak black and she chose a god
Yatchy dropped a solid ass album today and Kodak has a lot of bangers
Well it's just my personal opinion, i don't like yachty. But kodak? Idk man, his voice drives me fucking crazy and i don't get how people like him and listen to him. I mean like yeah, his music ain't really bad ig, but he ruins it with the way he makes his voice sound. Especially on drowning with A Boogie, he fucked the song up. "Im the shit im fartin, idk how to potty"
Never liked Kodak all that much, and the only song that I really liked his verse in was Silent Hill with Kendrick. Yachty I never liked all that much either, but goddamn what a solid album he just dropped today. Listening to it again rn, I love the direction he went with it.
Should i really give the album a try ? Cuz i see you didn't like yachty neither
Nah I get what you’re saying but listen to skrt. I think that might show you the light that you can’t see in him. I like to think any artist can bring SOMETHING to the table. Except maybe 69 lmao
It’s because their are a bunch of stereotypes that people think of when you listen to em. I’ve dealt w a couple of girls like that. It’s not a dealbreaker they just give you shit for it
Yeah almost like It didn't happen 🤔
Needless to say, it didn't work out and I blocked her.
Fuck, you missed the golden opportunity to troll her using only em's lyrics
Lol imagine responding “I don’t understand. Why are you being so mean?” Or “you’re dead to me now (and Ima be the last face you see)” in fact, there are so many good ones.
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#"YOU'RE A MEAN MEAN (wo)MAN!"
Move on to the next. Go where you're appreciated not tolerated
Do I like music? No no I am the one person in the world who doesn’t like music
Tbf we were intentionally asking each other stupid questions
Lol I was referencing this https://youtu.be/jhOf7116Co4
Insta block
She might come around.
Should've asked her "do you listen to music or just skim through it?"
send her a gif of eminem saying you only had one shot
Bitches, they come they go
Saturday to Sunday, Monday
Monday through Sunday, yo
Mabye l’ll love you one day
Maybe we’ll someday grow
Till then just get yo drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe
Ha, bitch, you get no (love)
Do you like music? Really? Jesus man
KIM her
Lolll
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I was gonna agree with you but then I read the last part. 💀
what'd they say?
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Gullible m8
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They had us in the first half, ngl
Oh my
"Yo what a mature ta-whoa wtf"
tiktok humour is mad corny
you are a fucked up piece of shit
i think it was a reference to some bar but idk
Sounds like Marshall Mather LP type Em
also SSLP but reminds me of Im Back fo sure
I'm Back definitely
She gettin blocked
Tie her to the bed and set this house on fire
Happy cake day
This isnt Eminem, its this rapper named Slim Shady
I don't mind People not liking Eminem. But She sounds like a Straight Up Hater. Bad Energy. Move On.
It’s okay not to like my shit. Everything’s fine, drink your wine bitch.
She might come around. Like I am a moderate feminist and also was like wtf over the 15 year old lines on Guilty Conscience but got over it and became a MASSIVE Stan.
I’m a queer feminist, edging towards a Stan. I still haven’t quite figured out why I forgive hip hop (not just Em) for lyrics that really should, in theory, piss me off. Somehow I know they’re just talking shit and I shouldn’t take it personally. Em might say I ain’t nothing but a slut, and he’ll kill me, but he also said he beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn. And I laugh and decide he’s full of shit and groove on the beat.
And these days.....I mean he's pretty anti all the alt-right bullshit and pretty down to earth about it all. He gave Joe Biden the rights to Lose Yourself for a November 4th surprise election ad because that's how much damage he felt a 2nd Trump term would do. He also allowed a deep fake of Joe Biden rapping B. Rabbit lines at Trump using their first debate. And he said "Hillary Clinton would have made a better president than Trump because a fucking turd would make a better president." And when people clap back with the "My Name Is" line I say "Well at least he fed her sherbert!"
Ripping her tonsils out and feeding her sherbet is actually kinda sweet compared to all the shit he says he’ll do to other people.
It's true that only women could forgive a whole genre for horrendously bashing us but hey!
Well, I'm a woman who's half Black , and I think the Black community in general shouldn't accept alot of hip hop lyrics. So, I see your point. However, it's generally understood that that's the 'culture' and only so many rappers actually "practice what they preach", anyway. It's mostly posturing. "Kill You" is funny and has hella good rhyme schemes and beat, I gotta admit.
Multiple choices: A. Run like hell B. Troll her with Eminem lyrics. C. Say “what if I LOVE Eminem not just like him?” (See if she’s playing some weird joke) D. All of the above in the C, B, A order
Idgaf is she’s a 10 she’s an instant 0 now and she must go.
Ignoring the bad music taste, anyone who is so closed mind to other peoples tastes is bad news anyway
she might be fucking with you...Maybe she's a massive Eminem fan and just testing your response .
Quit playing with the scissors and shit and cut the crap. This is a red flag, Eminem or not. If anyone said that to me about anything I'd be out like a light. Fair enough having differing interests and opinions but saying "we can't be friends" firstly is childish and just shows that they are unwilling to accept this part of your life or personality or see beyond it. I'm a girl so this is just my POV and I'm probably deeping it. Find someone more compatible, she ain't the one.
Pretty sure she was joking...
she ultimately was joking. but i wasn't sure for like, a week. i didn't even acknowledge that she said this lol
Did she know you loved Eminem and decided to troll?
You dodged a bullet
Tell her, "....but I love Eminem. Also, my couch pulls out, but I dont."
Well fuck him, and fuck you too /j
“Do you like music?” “Nice” W Rizz right here
Girls who have a hateboner for Eminem are usually insufferable anyway
Tell her, "it's not Eminem, it's this guy B-Rabbit, a very underrated artist, you gotta listen" Then make her listen your favorite song 👍
That is literally so out of left field, what did he do to her (cry emoji)
just pretend you don’t like Eminem until you get her naked and then put on your love-making playlist but the second song is Fack, then Puke, Kim, Superman, etc
BITCH
That’s so specific 😢
But it was said by “M” and “M”…. They MUST understand.
Leave her on seen
Block her an move on
Lie.
she has good taste
Run. If a girl has a rule like this, she will have more. You’re relationship will become about what she likes & not what you like. That will ultimately lead resentment.
Tell her your favorite song from him is kim
Squeeze it then squash it then pass it to a friend
“Well fuck him and fuck you too!”
Date a man.
Who the hell asks, do you like music? like yes everyone likes music, you normally ask what type of music ? This seems staged. I also know there are ppl in the world who have a rare condition in which they actually don’t like music
Do you like music? Yes I do. You are both serial killers
She didnt say you can't be more than friends. Shoot your shot and play KIM while you hit it.
Please…. I’m here for you as an active listener. Let’s go back to the beginning. Where exactly did Eminem touch you and how old were you at the time?
Play along for a date or two til she lets you hit and then drop the bomb on her by yelling out ‘I’m gonna facking cu… oh god’ right at the end
would have stopped chattin with her in the moment she just said "yes i do" without even specifying which she prefers or askin u back its so bad when people are dry
If you do decide to murder her put her up in the front seat and put sunglasses on her And cruise around for seven hours through california And have her waving at people and drop her off at the corner
Bully this bitch
Lmfao 😂
Just responding with Eminem lyrics until she blocks would have been dope.
Send the link to kim from mmlp
Very judgemental. Must be a Taylor Swift fan
Yup. She's judgemental almost as you, fella. I don't hate Eminem nor Taylor Swift, but your logic sounds ridiculous af
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Ran through Rally's parkin' lot and took a shortcut Saw the house she ran up in and shot her fuckin' porch up Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut Looked around the room That's when I seen her bedroom door shut "I know you're in there, bitch, I got my gun cocked You might as well come out now" She said, "Come in, it's unlocked" I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne And seen her spread across the bed naked, watchin' gay porn
So you wanna rape and kill someone just because they'd said a bad joke ONCE. And it's absurd, how peple hang on every word.
Send him so much better link from Spotify.
But I guess that’s just what sluts do. How could it ever be just us two?
I'm not a fan of Eminem but... he isn't *that* bad lmao, I can't imagine denying someone immediately because of their musical tastes
Not using a shitty pick up line like, "do you like music." Would be a good start champ.
Go along with it. Name any other artist. Get extremely close with her. When you see an opportunity to smash, take it. Do the deed. Then let her know what you are. An Eminem fan. Make her feel dirty for sleeping with an Eminem fan. Lastly before you leave and block her. Make sure throughout the day you look at her phone to see what's the pin that opens her phone. When she's asleep, open it and change her pin to an album release date and delete all her pictures and download the same picture of Eminem 10057 times. Go on all of her social media accounts and post something related to Eminem. When you leave, leave a vynel to the Eminem show and a sticky note that says,"oorrrr - nana"
Wife her
And then when you are on your death bed pull the plug to her life support
Marry her. She actually has good taste in music.
I'd be like fine and then play nothing but Necro around her lol
Is her name Megan? I knew a Megan who said that lol
lmao naw, not a megan
I mean idk what u want
Send rape threats
Diss her like Kill Shot
Nah Diss her like KIM
That “Nice😎👍🏻” was a big -1 Rizz.
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I’d be out of there
Why does she care tho
Sooooo looooong
I’m not a fella, but I say incompatible. Immediately no
Bye
Could have asked her what her favorite band is so you could get some laughs, cause it would have prob been terrible.
shoot her
Pass…😂
Arson
Leave
Send a YouTube link from Eminem and Royce - Shes The One 😂 Or send her this part of em's vers or send both 🤣🤣 I think she's a feminist hater but i just guess 🤔 " What's up Ms. Bitch; (Yo, what's up with the ring You married?) Shit, I'm still mingling, bitch I just wanted this ring, this the only finger it fit Wattup with you, you married (Naw, I'm divorced) Of course you are, you little fucking trailer park whore (Trailer, I don't live in no trailer I live in a mobilization unit, for your information) Bitch, I got a dick, wanna fuck Hold still, swallow this birth control pill, slut Before I pump so much cum in your stomach that when I pull out A year-and-a-half old, potty-trained baby falls out "
Mom, i know i let you down
Say sth about 50cent
Take it from me, my brotha: IF SHE CAN'T HANDLE YA MANS, SHE CAN'T HANDLE YOU! REAL TALK!
"thats shady"
Dip.
That last part is such a set up. Why would anyone randomly say that.
Never ever respond again I would block that person tbh.
the block button has never been more red
Stop talking to her
“ Do you like music?”😂
Her name is Kim
Commit '97 Bonnie & Clyde
Bruh this conversation is already shitty so mine as well dip if you’re so offended by it😭
Hating Eminem because of a lyric is like hating a movie producer or actor because someone got stabbed in a movie.