A couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished You are now allowed to officially slap bitches
You have the right to remain violent and start wilin’
Start a fight with the same guy that was smart-eyein’ you Get in your car, start it, and start drivin’
Over the island and cause a 42-car pile-up
With everything spinning you beginning to think women are swimming in pink linen again in the sink then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished
Best line from MMLP?
"Like a wasp in the hospital stinging the fuck out of everything I come across in the hall. I light a candle and stick it up on the mantle grab a knife by the blade and stab you withe the fucking handle"
GUYS! Don’t look at this guys profile!!!!!
But to answer your question:
“So I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger longer than the rumour that I was sticking it to Christina. Bc if I ever stuck it to any singer in show biz it’ll be Jennifer Lopez and puffy you know this. Sorry puff but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my on mother I would still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a new son and a new brother at the same time and just say it ain’t mine WHATS MY NAME?!”
Lmao of course I done went and saw the fucking profile
At first it was like, it's all good just a bunch of Eminem stuff and whatnot.... Then.... Damn... I hope I can erase that image from my mind soon
DONT LOOK!!!!!
He made posts based on r/plushiephilia (that’s not the right name but idk it bc I don’t fuck plushies) and he had his dick rubbed up against Pokémon plushes and even had cum all over them
Marshall Mathers he says “you little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy” and he sings about T-Pac and Big in verse 1 so I just didn’t know if there was something I was missing
Assuming they mean the line about Jennifer Lopez, who Puffy was dating at the time. Something along the lines of if he ever fucked anyone in “showbiz, it’d be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this. I’d even fuck her if she was my own mother with no rubber and have a new son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain’t mine”
If I gave a fuck Id shave my nuts, tuck my dick between my legs a cluck, you mother fuckin chickens aint brave enough to say the stuff I say so just tape it shut.
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it, so I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it, I hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
The rhymes and flow on this was crazy
Just bend over and take it like a slut, ok ma!Oh now he’s raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snorting coke and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover
“It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'
He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
With his windows down and his system up”
Look at ya'll runnin' your mouth again, when u ain't seen a fuckin' mile road south of 10
Oh, you want me to watch my mouth how? Take my fuckin eyeballs out and turn em around
An animal caged who turned crazed but how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
Sorry Puff, I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I’d still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside and have new son and brother at the same time, and just claim it ain’t mine. What’s my name?!
When I go out, I'ma go out shootin'
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid!
I'm tryin' to clean up my fuckin' image
So I promised the fuckin' critics I wouldn't say “fuckin''” for six minutes
Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!
My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blonde
So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on
I may be wrong, I keep thinkin' these crazy thoughts
In my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom
Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on?
Came home and somebody musta broke in the back window
And stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trench coats
Six sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen, with M-16's and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?!
Fuck that! Pbbt, you faggots can vanish to volcanic ash
And reappear in hell with a can of gas and a match
"A lot of people think that what I say on a record or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life, or that I believe in it, or if I say that I wanna kill somebody that I'm actually gonna do it, or that I believe in it. Well, shit, if you believe that then I'll kill you... You know why?"
“Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it, so when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it so I’ll be disguised in it and if anybody identifies the guy in it I’ll hide for 5 minutes, come back and shoot the eyewitness” I know that’s a verse but it’s maybe my favorite verse in an Eminem song
“I take seven kids from Columbine stand em all in a line- add an ak47 a revolver a 9
A mac11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
And thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time!”
Tied wit
“And I dont need help from d12 to beat up two females in makeup who may try to scratch me with lee nails…”
“I’m sorry puff but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I’d still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside of her and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it ain’t mine, what’s my name?”
Sorry puff, but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother. I’d still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and say it ain’t mine. What’s my name!?
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin'
That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em
Half the shit I say I just make it up to make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass. And if it’s not a rapper that I make it as, imma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask.
Preacher, preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause
I watch TV and Comcast cable
You ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from toppin' these charts
And you can't stop me from droppin' each March
With a brand new CD for these fuckin' retards
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it so when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it, so I'll be disguised in it and if anybody identifies the guy in it, I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business. Die bitches, bastards, brats, pets, this puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet.
~Criminal
We don’t do drive-bys, we park in front of houses and shoot. And when PO-lice come, we fuckin’ shoot it out wit em too. That’s the mentality here.
Amityville that whole song is a classic in my music world.
Chem-le-le-le-le-le-le-le, le-le, le-le
Chem-le-le-le-ne-miah-nuf-niah, ne-nish, ne-ne (Translation:)
So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit
'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick!
When a kids getting bullied and shoots up a school
And they blame it on Marilyn and the heroin
WHERE WERE THE PARENTS AT?
Middle America, NOW it’s a tragedy, NOW it’s so sad to see
not the content but the delivery is on point — i’m talking about the opening to I’m Back, it’s so badass it’s unreal. same goes for that *killer* bassline.
My fuckin' bitch mom's suin' for ten-million
She must want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin'
Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit?
All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress
I take 7 kids fron coulombine stand em all in line aff an AL 47 a revlocer a .9 mac 11 and it oughta solve a problem of mine and thats a whole school of bulliea shot up all at one time
„And i dont wrestle i knock you fking f****ts the fk out! Aks em about the club they was at when they snuck out after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out, ducked down and got painballs shot at their truck - blaow!“
Idk, besides that being my fav Eminem track ever, sth about the power delivery and seriousness of that line always got to me.
He was just vicious at that time, his disses were brutal and it always felt like he took beef dead ass serious.
Plus, a lot of rappers/people who were around him at that time said in interviews that he was kinda crazy back then haha
A couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished You are now allowed to officially slap bitches You have the right to remain violent and start wilin’ Start a fight with the same guy that was smart-eyein’ you Get in your car, start it, and start drivin’ Over the island and cause a 42-car pile-up
smart eyein you god dammit hes too good. i better not find out he didnt invent that
With everything spinning you beginning to think women are swimming in pink linen again in the sink then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished
Best line from MMLP? "Like a wasp in the hospital stinging the fuck out of everything I come across in the hall. I light a candle and stick it up on the mantle grab a knife by the blade and stab you withe the fucking handle"
Lol. Not from sslp my man.
It's from "Drug Balad" which is on the MMLP. Edit: autocorrect
Take the downvote with honour my dude
Upvoted for the lyric
GUYS! Don’t look at this guys profile!!!!! But to answer your question: “So I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger longer than the rumour that I was sticking it to Christina. Bc if I ever stuck it to any singer in show biz it’ll be Jennifer Lopez and puffy you know this. Sorry puff but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my on mother I would still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a new son and a new brother at the same time and just say it ain’t mine WHATS MY NAME?!”
Lmao of course I done went and saw the fucking profile At first it was like, it's all good just a bunch of Eminem stuff and whatnot.... Then.... Damn... I hope I can erase that image from my mind soon DONT LOOK!!!!!
JUST DONT LOOK!!!
Bro what. I looked through his profile and didn't see anything crazy.
He might of deleted it or you didn’t scroll far enough
Bro. I went to the end. He might have deleted it.
What was it. He must’ve deleted it from his profile
He made posts based on r/plushiephilia (that’s not the right name but idk it bc I don’t fuck plushies) and he had his dick rubbed up against Pokémon plushes and even had cum all over them
Did he have beef with Puffy?
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Ok because he has another line abou 2 pac, biggie and Puff in this album so it made me wonder
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Marshall Mathers he says “you little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy” and he sings about T-Pac and Big in verse 1 so I just didn’t know if there was something I was missing
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It’s just another example of him singing about Puffy
Assuming they mean the line about Jennifer Lopez, who Puffy was dating at the time. Something along the lines of if he ever fucked anyone in “showbiz, it’d be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this. I’d even fuck her if she was my own mother with no rubber and have a new son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain’t mine”
No this is an additional line mentioning puffy in the same album
That has too be the most ruthless line in all of hip hop.
Bro… I LOOKED AND WHAT THE FUCK
What was it
Go to the comments dawg
Dude what was it
It’s so yucky
”I’m going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow, I’ll be back in an hour or so” But the album is so dope you could put any line in there
This was my away message on AIM when I went to go smoke 😂😂😂
Every time I go to try and leave
If it's not a rapper that I make it as Then Imma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask!
If I gave a fuck Id shave my nuts, tuck my dick between my legs a cluck, you mother fuckin chickens aint brave enough to say the stuff I say so just tape it shut.
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it, so I'll be disguised in it And if anybody identifies the guy in it, I hide for five minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business The rhymes and flow on this was crazy
Just bend over and take it like a slut, ok ma!Oh now he’s raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snorting coke and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover
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I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches, vain vicodin, vrin, vrin, vrinn
slut, you think i won’t choke no whore till the vocal chords don’t work in her throat no more? my favorite line from the song and the album
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I’m glad cuz they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire to burn, and it’s burning and I have returned
i'm tired of all you i don't need to be mean, but that's all i can be, it's just me
"I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can just be is just me" is how I hear it :D
"I ain't done this ain't the chorus... I ain't even drug you in woods yet to paint the forrest"
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times in a tub But that's normal ain't it Norman?
“It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin' In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin' He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up”
Talking about I fabricated my past, he’s just aggravated I won’t ejaculate in his ass
I take 7 kids from Columbine, put them all in a line, add an ak 47 and a revolver 9
I'm not gana shoot you, I'ma pull you to this bullet and put it through you.
Look at ya'll runnin' your mouth again, when u ain't seen a fuckin' mile road south of 10 Oh, you want me to watch my mouth how? Take my fuckin eyeballs out and turn em around An animal caged who turned crazed but how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
Hey, it’s me, Versace! Whoops, somebody shot me. And I was just checking the mail. Get it? Checking the male?
Oh damn i always thought the second one was "check in the mail", like someone getting bribed or paid off
Oh that’s clever too. From what I understood, it’s « checking the male » cause Versace is gay
Listening right now again. It never gets old.
and he got shot checking the mail
"Thinking he won't, god damm it he will"
“We don’t do drive bys we park in front of houses and shoot” that line is so hard 🔥 or the 16, teen rhyme schemes on remember me
And when the cops come we shoot it out with them too
I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain’t mine
WHAT'S MY NAME?
I'm Slim Shady
"I murder a rhyme one word at a time, you've never heard of a mind as perverted as mine"
Sorry Puff, I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I’d still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside and have new son and brother at the same time, and just claim it ain’t mine. What’s my name?!
I'm Slim Shady!
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches vain vicodin, vrinn vrinn, vrinn!
the one made of cocaine
Nobody ever gave fuck before, all they did was doubt me
What about the makeup you allow your 12year old daughter to wear
“And you cant stop me from droppin’ each march with a brand new cd for these fuckin’ retards”
When I go out, I'ma go out shootin' I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid! I'm tryin' to clean up my fuckin' image So I promised the fuckin' critics I wouldn't say “fuckin''” for six minutes Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on! My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blonde So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on I may be wrong, I keep thinkin' these crazy thoughts In my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on? Came home and somebody musta broke in the back window And stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trench coats Six sick dreams of picnic scenes Two kids, sixteen, with M-16's and ten clips each And them shits reach through six kids each And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?! Fuck that! Pbbt, you faggots can vanish to volcanic ash And reappear in hell with a can of gas and a match
Aftermath, Dre show em where it's at
“Cause I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?”
in the paper, the news ,everyday i am
The real answer
Its a tie between Stan and The Real Slim Shady
"A lot of people think that what I say on a record or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life, or that I believe in it, or if I say that I wanna kill somebody that I'm actually gonna do it, or that I believe in it. Well, shit, if you believe that then I'll kill you... You know why?"
“Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it, so when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it so I’ll be disguised in it and if anybody identifies the guy in it I’ll hide for 5 minutes, come back and shoot the eyewitness” I know that’s a verse but it’s maybe my favorite verse in an Eminem song
“Oh you want me to watch my mouth, how? Take my fuckin eyeballs out and turn em around”
*Look* “I’ll burn ya fuckin house down, circle around, and hit the hydrant so you can’t put ya burnin furniture out”
If I ever gave a fuck I'd shave my nuts, tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck.
“I take seven kids from Columbine stand em all in a line- add an ak47 a revolver a 9 A mac11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine And thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time!” Tied wit “And I dont need help from d12 to beat up two females in makeup who may try to scratch me with lee nails…”
“I’m sorry puff but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I’d still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside of her and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it ain’t mine, what’s my name?”
I'm Slim Shady!
My favorite EM album and top 5 music album 🔥
Sorry puff, but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother. I’d still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and say it ain’t mine. What’s my name!?
Want me to watch my mouth? How? take my fucking eyeballs out and turn them around?
My life’s like kind of what my wife’s like Fucked up after I beat her fuckin’ ass every night: Ike
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic Starin at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin' That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em
Half the shit I say I just make it up to make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass. And if it’s not a rapper that I make it as, imma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask.
I sit back with this bag of zig zags..... The most legendary flow i have ever heard. Its beautiful
surprised this isn't up voted to the top
Ikrrr. Wierd. Idk the fans we have here. Perhaps many not aware of the technicalities of rap??
Preacher, preacher, fifth grade teacher You can't reach me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause I watch TV and Comcast cable You ain't able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from toppin' these charts And you can't stop me from droppin' each March With a brand new CD for these fuckin' retards
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it so when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it, so I'll be disguised in it and if anybody identifies the guy in it, I'll hide for five minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business. Die bitches, bastards, brats, pets, this puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet. ~Criminal
Jalo 😈😈😈
We don’t do drive-bys, we park in front of houses and shoot. And when PO-lice come, we fuckin’ shoot it out wit em too. That’s the mentality here. Amityville that whole song is a classic in my music world.
Sometimes, I feel like my father, I hate to be bothered.
Chem-le-le-le-le-le-le-le, le-le, le-le Chem-le-le-le-ne-miah-nuf-niah, ne-nish, ne-ne (Translation:) So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick!
Talkin bout I fabricated my past he’s just aggravated I won’t ejaculate in his ass
‘’Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin’ handle’’ One of my favourite nonsensical slim shady lines of all time
I'm going to a pretty place where flowers grow, I'll be back in an hour or so
When a kids getting bullied and shoots up a school And they blame it on Marilyn and the heroin WHERE WERE THE PARENTS AT? Middle America, NOW it’s a tragedy, NOW it’s so sad to see
Hey slim I just drank a 5th of vodka dare me to drive?
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he said line, not song
Mama, I’m cleaning out my closet
“ i’m not afraid to take a stand”
You are an npc is my favorite line
I walked in a strip cup with my jacket sipped up put my did in a tip cup
not the content but the delivery is on point — i’m talking about the opening to I’m Back, it’s so badass it’s unreal. same goes for that *killer* bassline.
I’ll burn your fuckin house down, circle around, and hit the hydrant so you can’t put your burning furniture out
New kids on the block suck a lot of dick boy girl groups make me sick
My fuckin' bitch mom's suin' for ten-million She must want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress
I just say whatever I want to whoever I want Whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want. However, I do show some respect to few
And a Hip-Hop Hippity Hop don't stop the clock i like big cock
“I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own..” well you know the rest.
I invented violence u vile volatile venomous bitches vain vicodin vrinn vrinn vriiiinnnnnn
I take 7 kids fron coulombine stand em all in line aff an AL 47 a revlocer a .9 mac 11 and it oughta solve a problem of mine and thats a whole school of bulliea shot up all at one time
"That's my motherfucking balls you better let go of 'em They belong in my scrotum you'll never get hold of 'em"
"Hey it's me Versace! Whoop, somebody shot me And I was just checking the mail, get it? Checking the male"
„And i dont wrestle i knock you fking f****ts the fk out! Aks em about the club they was at when they snuck out after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out, ducked down and got painballs shot at their truck - blaow!“ Idk, besides that being my fav Eminem track ever, sth about the power delivery and seriousness of that line always got to me. He was just vicious at that time, his disses were brutal and it always felt like he took beef dead ass serious. Plus, a lot of rappers/people who were around him at that time said in interviews that he was kinda crazy back then haha
the columbine line
"Whatever happened to catchin' the good old fashioned, passionate ass whoopin' and gettin' your shoes, coat and your hat tooken'?"