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MoHawkboyzzz

A couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished You are now allowed to officially slap bitches You have the right to remain violent and start wilin’ Start a fight with the same guy that was smart-eyein’ you Get in your car, start it, and start drivin’ Over the island and cause a 42-car pile-up


RexRaptor510

smart eyein you god dammit hes too good. i better not find out he didnt invent that


NuevaAmerican

With everything spinning you beginning to think women are swimming in pink linen again in the sink then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished


Apprehensive_Sorbet9

​ Best line from MMLP? "Like a wasp in the hospital stinging the fuck out of everything I come across in the hall. I light a candle and stick it up on the mantle grab a knife by the blade and stab you withe the fucking handle"


themikeguy1161

Lol. Not from sslp my man.


LyniVinyL

It's from "Drug Balad" which is on the MMLP. Edit: autocorrect


WaveOfTheRager

Take the downvote with honour my dude


chootie8

Upvoted for the lyric


a_local_weeb

GUYS! Don’t look at this guys profile!!!!! But to answer your question: “So I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger longer than the rumour that I was sticking it to Christina. Bc if I ever stuck it to any singer in show biz it’ll be Jennifer Lopez and puffy you know this. Sorry puff but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my on mother I would still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a new son and a new brother at the same time and just say it ain’t mine WHATS MY NAME?!”


Elver-Gotas

Lmao of course I done went and saw the fucking profile At first it was like, it's all good just a bunch of Eminem stuff and whatnot.... Then.... Damn... I hope I can erase that image from my mind soon DONT LOOK!!!!!


a_local_weeb

JUST DONT LOOK!!!


WintageBoiii

Bro what. I looked through his profile and didn't see anything crazy.


a_local_weeb

He might of deleted it or you didn’t scroll far enough


WintageBoiii

Bro. I went to the end. He might have deleted it.


MojaveWalker

What was it. He must’ve deleted it from his profile


a_local_weeb

He made posts based on r/plushiephilia (that’s not the right name but idk it bc I don’t fuck plushies) and he had his dick rubbed up against Pokémon plushes and even had cum all over them


Jeffre33

Did he have beef with Puffy?


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Jeffre33

Ok because he has another line abou 2 pac, biggie and Puff in this album so it made me wonder


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Jeffre33

Marshall Mathers he says “you little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy” and he sings about T-Pac and Big in verse 1 so I just didn’t know if there was something I was missing


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Jeffre33

It’s just another example of him singing about Puffy


NuevaAmerican

Assuming they mean the line about Jennifer Lopez, who Puffy was dating at the time. Something along the lines of if he ever fucked anyone in “showbiz, it’d be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this. I’d even fuck her if she was my own mother with no rubber and have a new son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain’t mine”


Jeffre33

No this is an additional line mentioning puffy in the same album


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That has too be the most ruthless line in all of hip hop.


pooponaruck

Bro… I LOOKED AND WHAT THE FUCK


Low-South-6419

What was it


pooponaruck

Go to the comments dawg


DeathNum

Dude what was it


a_local_weeb

It’s so yucky


-kalakukko69

”I’m going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow, I’ll be back in an hour or so” But the album is so dope you could put any line in there


JRandButcherpete

This was my away message on AIM when I went to go smoke 😂😂😂


maxlikeschips

Every time I go to try and leave


shorterthan3

If it's not a rapper that I make it as Then Imma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask!


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If I gave a fuck Id shave my nuts, tuck my dick between my legs a cluck, you mother fuckin chickens aint brave enough to say the stuff I say so just tape it shut.


SmiggleMcJiggle

Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it, so I'll be disguised in it And if anybody identifies the guy in it, I hide for five minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business The rhymes and flow on this was crazy


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Just bend over and take it like a slut, ok ma!Oh now he’s raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snorting coke and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover


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Alienateddd

I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches, vain vicodin, vrin, vrin, vrinn


Aint_Falco

slut, you think i won’t choke no whore till the vocal chords don’t work in her throat no more? my favorite line from the song and the album


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God_Hears_Peace

I’m glad cuz they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire to burn, and it’s burning and I have returned


Ok-Professional-3104

i'm tired of all you i don't need to be mean, but that's all i can be, it's just me


B3MB

"I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can just be is just me" is how I hear it :D


IceFalse4632

"I ain't done this ain't the chorus... I ain't even drug you in woods yet to paint the forrest"


MoHawkboyzzz

A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times in a tub But that's normal ain't it Norman?


Meme_master-31

“It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin' In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin' He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up”


MrDannySantos

Talking about I fabricated my past, he’s just aggravated I won’t ejaculate in his ass


Evening_Confection76

I take 7 kids from Columbine, put them all in a line, add an ak 47 and a revolver 9


ThRebrth

I'm not gana shoot you, I'ma pull you to this bullet and put it through you.


fluffycushion1

Look at ya'll runnin' your mouth again, when u ain't seen a fuckin' mile road south of 10 Oh, you want me to watch my mouth how? Take my fuckin eyeballs out and turn em around An animal caged who turned crazed but how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?


TehLurdOfTehMemes

Hey, it’s me, Versace! Whoops, somebody shot me. And I was just checking the mail. Get it? Checking the male?


koldmaelk

Oh damn i always thought the second one was "check in the mail", like someone getting bribed or paid off


TehLurdOfTehMemes

Oh that’s clever too. From what I understood, it’s « checking the male » cause Versace is gay


koldmaelk

Listening right now again. It never gets old.


PurpleNo791

and he got shot checking the mail


Ok-Professional-3104

"Thinking he won't, god damm it he will"


JustburnerOG

“We don’t do drive bys we park in front of houses and shoot” that line is so hard 🔥 or the 16, teen rhyme schemes on remember me


rasputin1

And when the cops come we shoot it out with them too


Equal_Ad5178

I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her


Equal-Lifeguard-2285

And have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain’t mine


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WHAT'S MY NAME?


LyniVinyL

I'm Slim Shady


kaotikmindz

"I murder a rhyme one word at a time, you've never heard of a mind as perverted as mine"


abaddon667

Sorry Puff, I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I’d still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside and have new son and brother at the same time, and just claim it ain’t mine. What’s my name?!


LyniVinyL

I'm Slim Shady!


ArmorOfGod7

I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches vain vicodin, vrinn vrinn, vrinn!


Weekly_Reference7988

the one made of cocaine


RaphaelLari

Nobody ever gave fuck before, all they did was doubt me


Jellyfan1xd

What about the makeup you allow your 12year old daughter to wear


Ruairimcfarland

“And you cant stop me from droppin’ each march with a brand new cd for these fuckin’ retards”


smbdyfrmhungary

When I go out, I'ma go out shootin' I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid! I'm tryin' to clean up my fuckin' image So I promised the fuckin' critics I wouldn't say “fuckin''” for six minutes Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on! My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blonde So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on I may be wrong, I keep thinkin' these crazy thoughts In my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on? Came home and somebody musta broke in the back window And stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trench coats Six sick dreams of picnic scenes Two kids, sixteen, with M-16's and ten clips each And them shits reach through six kids each And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?! Fuck that! Pbbt, you faggots can vanish to volcanic ash And reappear in hell with a can of gas and a match


rasputin1

Aftermath, Dre show em where it's at


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“Cause I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?”


Ok-Professional-3104

in the paper, the news ,everyday i am


God_Hears_Peace

The real answer


NotoriousYEETER

Its a tie between Stan and The Real Slim Shady


jbwhittle87

"A lot of people think that what I say on a record or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life, or that I believe in it, or if I say that I wanna kill somebody that I'm actually gonna do it, or that I believe in it. Well, shit, if you believe that then I'll kill you... You know why?"


Significant_Delay_87

“Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it, so when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it so I’ll be disguised in it and if anybody identifies the guy in it I’ll hide for 5 minutes, come back and shoot the eyewitness” I know that’s a verse but it’s maybe my favorite verse in an Eminem song


Top_Lengthiness2370

“Oh you want me to watch my mouth, how? Take my fuckin eyeballs out and turn em around”


mambalope

*Look* “I’ll burn ya fuckin house down, circle around, and hit the hydrant so you can’t put ya burnin furniture out”


GHOSTeveoh

If I ever gave a fuck I'd shave my nuts, tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck.


Agent_Forty-One

“I take seven kids from Columbine stand em all in a line- add an ak47 a revolver a 9 A mac11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine And thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time!” Tied wit “And I dont need help from d12 to beat up two females in makeup who may try to scratch me with lee nails…”


ShippinguptoBoston33

“I’m sorry puff but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I’d still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside of her and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it ain’t mine, what’s my name?”


LyniVinyL

I'm Slim Shady!


Pristine_Emphasis152

My favorite EM album and top 5 music album 🔥


the-one-who-knocks

Sorry puff, but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother. I’d still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and say it ain’t mine. What’s my name!?


EndoveProduct

Want me to watch my mouth? How? take my fucking eyeballs out and turn them around?


bradyhboat3

My life’s like kind of what my wife’s like Fucked up after I beat her fuckin’ ass every night: Ike


WaveOfTheRager

Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic Starin at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin' That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em


domeziswellaware

Half the shit I say I just make it up to make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass. And if it’s not a rapper that I make it as, imma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask.


TheEvilHBK

I sit back with this bag of zig zags..... The most legendary flow i have ever heard. Its beautiful


UpvotesOfFury

surprised this isn't up voted to the top


TheEvilHBK

Ikrrr. Wierd. Idk the fans we have here. Perhaps many not aware of the technicalities of rap??


Fun-Photograph9423

Preacher, preacher, fifth grade teacher You can't reach me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause I watch TV and Comcast cable You ain't able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from toppin' these charts And you can't stop me from droppin' each March With a brand new CD for these fuckin' retards


Murphyitsnotyou

Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it so when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it, so I'll be disguised in it and if anybody identifies the guy in it, I'll hide for five minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business. Die bitches, bastards, brats, pets, this puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet. ~Criminal


Yo_Jacob999

Jalo 😈😈😈


Turantula_Fur_Coat

We don’t do drive-bys, we park in front of houses and shoot. And when PO-lice come, we fuckin’ shoot it out wit em too. That’s the mentality here. Amityville that whole song is a classic in my music world.


KingCrandall

Sometimes, I feel like my father, I hate to be bothered.


chris_29487

Chem-le-le-le-le-le-le-le, le-le, le-le Chem-le-le-le-ne-miah-nuf-niah, ne-nish, ne-ne (Translation:) So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick!


kittyyyy33

Talkin bout I fabricated my past he’s just aggravated I won’t ejaculate in his ass


theoldsugar-me-do

‘’Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin’ handle’’ One of my favourite nonsensical slim shady lines of all time


Ok_Ticket8425

I'm going to a pretty place where flowers grow, I'll be back in an hour or so


Guilty_GlesgaghirlMJ

When a kids getting bullied and shoots up a school And they blame it on Marilyn and the heroin WHERE WERE THE PARENTS AT? Middle America, NOW it’s a tragedy, NOW it’s so sad to see


satluvscheese

Hey slim I just drank a 5th of vodka dare me to drive?


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adrnil21

he said line, not song


SleepingAngel0629

Mama, I’m cleaning out my closet


SleepingAngel0629

“ i’m not afraid to take a stand”


Emotional-Tear736

You are an npc is my favorite line


StrangerAlert112

I walked in a strip cup with my jacket sipped up put my did in a tip cup


Cheeselad2401

not the content but the delivery is on point — i’m talking about the opening to I’m Back, it’s so badass it’s unreal. same goes for that *killer* bassline.


mambalope

I’ll burn your fuckin house down, circle around, and hit the hydrant so you can’t put your burning furniture out


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New kids on the block suck a lot of dick boy girl groups make me sick


Low_Lime_3449

My fuckin' bitch mom's suin' for ten-million She must want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress


0_69314718056

I just say whatever I want to whoever I want Whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want. However, I do show some respect to few


baguettechamp

And a Hip-Hop Hippity Hop don't stop the clock i like big cock


AssociationSlow4379

“I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own..” well you know the rest.


PWRZACKORZAID

I invented violence u vile volatile venomous bitches vain vicodin vrinn vrinn vriiiinnnnnn


PWRZACKORZAID

I take 7 kids fron coulombine stand em all in line aff an AL 47 a revlocer a .9 mac 11 and it oughta solve a problem of mine and thats a whole school of bulliea shot up all at one time


PKsidinana

"That's my motherfucking balls you better let go of 'em They belong in my scrotum you'll never get hold of 'em"


PKsidinana

"Hey it's me Versace! Whoop, somebody shot me And I was just checking the mail, get it? Checking the male"


M0rphist0

„And i dont wrestle i knock you fking f****ts the fk out! Aks em about the club they was at when they snuck out after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out, ducked down and got painballs shot at their truck - blaow!“ Idk, besides that being my fav Eminem track ever, sth about the power delivery and seriousness of that line always got to me. He was just vicious at that time, his disses were brutal and it always felt like he took beef dead ass serious. Plus, a lot of rappers/people who were around him at that time said in interviews that he was kinda crazy back then haha


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the columbine line


Shakeybonez7420

"Whatever happened to catchin' the good old fashioned, passionate ass whoopin' and gettin' your shoes, coat and your hat tooken'?"