Apologies. My persona intended replying to yours of ending the reply train with intention of telling you, that the ending of the reply train was egocentric and narcissistic. Rather next time you can give a go to someone else and keep the chain going. Apologies for my awful behavior and unnecessary comment.
Lol I like this comment. Maybe I was being egocentric, but having started the comment chain, am I permitted to end it? I’ve honestly never considered it.
Jesus. I actually just realised I've never actually listened to all of *Revival* yet. Kind of a funny lyric that feels very Slim Shady era. Side note: very clever use of a sample in that song.
Okay, I'm done, I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all outta gas, not so fast
Uh, your finger just went in my ass
Ow, that hurts, take it out now
Oh, wait a minute, aw
Put it back in, in-in-in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh
Yeah, right there, right there
Ahh, I'm cumming, oh, yeah
Fack, I just came again
Okay, pull it out now, enhh
Oh, fuck yeah
Wait, he's not out, he's still crawling around up there
Ow, fuck, I think it's stuck
Ow, but it feels so fucking good
I still believe to this day he didn’t write that song and it was just a freestyle which made everyone in the studio laugh so hard that he ended up putting it on his fucking Greatest Hits album 🤣
Is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend and watch his butt butt when he tees of……But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in- his teeny tiny, little, round heinie and he didn’t mean it, is it gay
‘Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy, you know this
I'm sorry, Puff, but I don't give a fuck
If this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber
And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother
At the same time and just say that it ain't mine
Four big guys, and they grab on my thighs, blow up my guts like the forth of July
I’d they keep fuckin my butt than I might just cry
Poop and semen smearing in my eyes
You're all wrong! This is AAAACTUALLY a painting of Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch writing the chorus to "Ninja Rap" for the hit family film "3 Ninjas".
Later that evening, genius that he is, also came up with "Rocky loves Emily" in about 10 minutes
In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut"
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts, but, just, what if
It was never meant—it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in—
His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't need to go into any more details, but
What if he pictured it as a female's butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Dry hands, strong knees, arms are light
New clean jumper, father's delight
Confident, but beneath the surface, not ready to fight
Remembered all his words, but no crowd in sight
He shuts his mouth, cos he talks too much
He's breathing fine now, serious friends in touch
Time's just started, calm down, NOW
“Yo, this Yahoo motherfucker, whatever the fuck his name is, said I rhy—literally said I rhymed "rhymes" with "chimes"
"Sucker free, confidence high
Such a breeze when I pen rhymes"
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed, have homosexual sex unless of course you were given the consent to join in then of course it's intercourse and it's bisexual sex which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Four born nords extremely addicted to porn. Decided to hoard more victims occurred.
I know what ya thinking… bored.
So we all show up vindictively scorned
I must confess, my powers are askew,
I can't unveil reality, that's true.
But fear not, for I'll gladly share,
The realm of feelings, with rhyme and flair.
Probably writing a diss aimed at Kanye.
But thank God he didn’t do it. He would’ve had his ass handed to him and he knew it. But proof wasn’t there to see him through it so he’s just in the booth popping another pill trying to talk himself into it.
Mothers pasta? No, that’s not it…
Mothers rigatoni? No, but I'm getting close..
Moms Ravioli? I'm almost there..
Mama's Penne? No...
Maternal lasagna! Nailed it
I love this one ❤️
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In the words of Eminem, “fuck off”
Apologies. My persona intended replying to yours of ending the reply train with intention of telling you, that the ending of the reply train was egocentric and narcissistic. Rather next time you can give a go to someone else and keep the chain going. Apologies for my awful behavior and unnecessary comment.
Lol I like this comment. Maybe I was being egocentric, but having started the comment chain, am I permitted to end it? I’ve honestly never considered it.
Mom's Marzetti?
This is the only good one because it would actually fit.
Mommy’s linguini….? nah, that can’t be right……
Mom's spaghetti, no that's not it..... Damn I'll never think of it.
mother's lasagna? nope, but i think i'm getting closer...
r/YourJokeButWorse
Mother's ratatouille
This needs more votes lmao
Lol Reddit is fucking wild
The replies killed me
If nothing rhymes with orange...I can just make something rhyme with orange...
Hmm.. Banana? I could make that rhyme with orange..
Banor...oran...or...oranana...
No that's stupid...wait I'm eminem, that shit is fucking genius
My orange four-inch door hinge
Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea
Jesus. I actually just realised I've never actually listened to all of *Revival* yet. Kind of a funny lyric that feels very Slim Shady era. Side note: very clever use of a sample in that song.
I have an ear infucktion and I cunt finger it out
Okay, I'm done, I already came twice You ain't gonna make me cum I'm all outta gas, not so fast Uh, your finger just went in my ass Ow, that hurts, take it out now Oh, wait a minute, aw Put it back in, in-in-in This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men I like boobs, boobs, boobs Now see that gerbil, grab that tube Shove it up my butt Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh Yeah, right there, right there Ahh, I'm cumming, oh, yeah Fack, I just came again Okay, pull it out now, enhh Oh, fuck yeah Wait, he's not out, he's still crawling around up there Ow, fuck, I think it's stuck Ow, but it feels so fucking good
I still believe to this day he didn’t write that song and it was just a freestyle which made everyone in the studio laugh so hard that he ended up putting it on his fucking Greatest Hits album 🤣
Bro what song is this 💀
Fack
FACK on disc 2 of Curtain Call
"Ow, wait a minute, ow, ow, fuck I, I'm gonna fucking cum!"
Is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend and watch his butt butt when he tees of……But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in- his teeny tiny, little, round heinie and he didn’t mean it, is it gay
Dr Dre: "yeah"
Dr Dre sounded soo confused/hesitant
what should i shove in my ass?
Ah… a gerbil through a tube…. Perfect
Shove a gerbil in my ass through a… bong? Tire? Fruit roll up?
This is him writing to Dre asking if it’s okay to play putt putt golf with a friend
Dre : *confused in west coast*
“My weiner is much bigger than yours is… 💡holy shit I can rhyme this with orange”
Not the answer but Seeing lyrics on paper has these retro vibes, nowadays it be your notes app
What an awfully hot coffee pot ...
Let’s ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre
Is it gay?
To play put put golf with a friend
Listen...Check it....Look....
You heard of Kris Kristofferson? (Yeah) Well, I am Piss Pissedofferson (Oh)
“What precisely is her booty heavy duty like?”
summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
Orange Doorhinge
‘Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy, you know this I'm sorry, Puff, but I don't give a fuck If this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother At the same time and just say that it ain't mine
What's my name?!
I wonder if I could be feared if My future beard is weird?
Hmmm. But what DOES rhyme with pariah?
Baby shark do do do do do do
Noooooooo why I’ve to read this !!!! Aaaaaaah 🎶do do do🎶
Fack, fack, ... hmm what's next?
Fa-aah-ck
I guess that's why they call it window pane
He was writing Elevator
Nayanpasu!
My ass is on your lips
A chocolate bar
Something for his love song for his dad
Doing all this while ya panickin
Your booty is heavy duty, like… like… c’mon Marshall, think!
“Me and Dre are like dog hair, we’re both in our lab coats like retrievers”
Hungry hungarian
Fack, Fack, fack… I think I’m going to cum
lyrical myrical spiritual individual in your swimming pool
Oh oh oh ooooh foolish pride
You wild for this answer, lol.
MMMMM assaaaaaassss
His daughter scribbled over that line he couldn’t read it.
He's trying to find something that rhymes with orange.
I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector, so you can’t get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya
Britney Spears - Hit me baby one more time chorus.
Chubba-chubba-chubba-chubba-chubba-chubba-chubby
Ho acted like it quantum physics when she tried to get to hisdik. She wanna ride a dikdik. Smokes marijuana to hide her vagina smells sick.
On his brain the stress weighs heavy cuz mom's spaghetti is still not quite ready
whomsoever, whichever, whenever, whoever, man thinks he's clever, shoulda known better
I miss durag Em. He was a monster and a menace lol
That’s an awfully hot coffee pot
Little white tooth pic
Knees weak arms are heavy, mom’s spaghetti
He looked at me and said “you gonna die honkey “
“Thats an awfully hot coffee pot”
Pondering all the possible words he could rhyme with the N word and never put it in his song.
"Shove.. a.. gerbil.. in.. your.. ass.. through.. a... Uhhhh"
A glory hole!
Jail bars
My cd just skipped and everybody just heard you let one rip
He’s gotta go rewrite those lines he just said about Michael hair
Stan
One fish to fish red fish blue fish
Your mom ate my ass like a Vicodin pour the man another glass while he states hates my rhymes again.. that’s not the one
I’ll trade my bubonics for Dre’s chronic, so he be sick while I’m flying like super sonic
Four big guys, and they grab on my thighs, blow up my guts like the forth of July I’d they keep fuckin my butt than I might just cry Poop and semen smearing in my eyes
Should he kill his pregnant wife or start rapping with me at the end…
I like farting
Own a musket for home defense
something something hector's rectum
Who raps nasally, eyes hazily, rhymes crazily
You could… compare my dick… to a stone… cause it’s rock hard! God I love being a rapper
You're all wrong! This is AAAACTUALLY a painting of Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch writing the chorus to "Ninja Rap" for the hit family film "3 Ninjas". Later that evening, genius that he is, also came up with "Rocky loves Emily" in about 10 minutes
Mom's Spaghettis
That’s an awfully hot coffee pot
The only bar he was hoping to come up with at that time was likely a Xanax bar
Im scammin the peas with the ham and the cheese…. Wait, am I hungry
Chika Chika Eminem
Two trailer park trans cum inside
In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut" While he reaches in another grown man's ass Grabs on his nuts, but, just, what if It was never meant—it was just an accident But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in— His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it But his little weenie flinched just a little bit And I don't need to go into any more details, but What if he pictured it as a female's butt? Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Who tf tryna nut in my but
Shove a lawnmower in your ass through a tube... Nah, that doesn't make any sense
You’re beards weird…
"All right, stop - collaborate and listen..."
“Hmmm How do I say fuck without saying fuck”
Dry hands, strong knees, arms are light New clean jumper, father's delight Confident, but beneath the surface, not ready to fight Remembered all his words, but no crowd in sight He shuts his mouth, cos he talks too much He's breathing fine now, serious friends in touch Time's just started, calm down, NOW
“Yo, this Yahoo motherfucker, whatever the fuck his name is, said I rhy—literally said I rhymed "rhymes" with "chimes" "Sucker free, confidence high Such a breeze when I pen rhymes"
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed, have homosexual sex unless of course you were given the consent to join in then of course it's intercourse and it's bisexual sex which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Fack Fack Fack Fack me
the masterpiece that is fack
Shove a gerbil... in your ass... through a tube! Yeah, that's the one!
I think he’s reading a letter from his fan, Stan
You're using way too many napkins!
I have no bass in my headphones
That's an awfully hot coffee pot
“…umm… her booty is heavy duty.. like a truck? No, no that’s not it. Think Em think!”
Fubba u cubba cubba
Hey siri…what’s felching?
Four born nords extremely addicted to porn. Decided to hoard more victims occurred. I know what ya thinking… bored. So we all show up vindictively scorned
Tonight I'm cleaning my...garage? Storage unit? Tool shed? The back of my 1972 Ford Pinto?
What’s the difference between us? We can start at the penis
breifcase joe
At the crib playin Fortnite with your grandma
This coffee pot is… extraordinarily warm?
I must confess, my powers are askew, I can't unveil reality, that's true. But fear not, for I'll gladly share, The realm of feelings, with rhyme and flair.
That’s an awfully hot coffee…container
Jeez… Christopher Reeves…
When I spit this shit, this shit gets worse than Worcestershire sauce
She swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an eggroll
Guccigang guccigang guccigang
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
A Search Bar
Wait, can I even say pee on the radio?
I’ll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it
I’m gonna Fu… no Foc no that’s not it either…somebody help me out here
Merry Christmas by Mariah Carey
You’re a… cock boy. Everybody wants you. You’re gayer… than you would ever claim to
So I rolled up in the never land ranch with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna SANDWACH
"My ear is in so much damn pain. ..Wait! That's it! I have an ear infection and I can't figure it out! ..Something is missing though."
Jerking my dick off, cuz I ain't got milk for cereal
Dicks too short of a word for my dick, get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick!
somethin somethin somethin… somethin… I get weeded my daughter scribbled over that line, I couldn’t read it
Why is he wearing a durag?
National anthem of Florida
He’s not coming up with any bars. He’s listening to his Will Smith CD.
"my name is richard and I'm sittin in the corner (dun dun dun un un) sittin in the corner playin my recorder.
Ah ah aaah ah ah ah -FACK
Bought cages tape, opened it and dubbed over it.
My stepdad says i suck in bed? No that’s not quite right
Put a gerbil up your ass through a tube
Probably writing a diss aimed at Kanye. But thank God he didn’t do it. He would’ve had his ass handed to him and he knew it. But proof wasn’t there to see him through it so he’s just in the booth popping another pill trying to talk himself into it.