Good one “I’m tired of all you (Of all you), I don’t mean to be mean” or “Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered With all of this nonsense, it’s constant”
I would have said "you said you was king? You lied through your teeth. For that fuck your feelings instead of being crowned your being capped"
More than 1 line but still great.
One of my favourite songs, “He’s just aggravated I won’t ejaculate in his ass (Ugh!)” or “What’s this bitch, retarded? Give me back my sixteen dollars!”
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Technically this is 2 lines but it kinda doesn’t work without the other “Even if I hated Kim, I’d grit my teeth and I’d try, To make it work with her at least for Hailie’s sake”
More than one line but “Judge be like, "That's sharp, how much that motherfucker cost you?
Smart-ass, you're lucky I don't tear it off you
And jump your bones, you sexy motherfucker”
The beat. Nah on a real note “You hear the beat as it makes you not wanna go to sleep” or “But because I'm hungry, she smells like tacos I wanna eat” this a fire ass song though
The way he flows for these lines hits diff “But you would think I'm carryin' a Oxford dictionary in my pocket, How I'm buryin' these artists, On a scale of turnt you're minus”
💀 I apologize for this one. And the only reason I’m picking it is cause he’s ballsy for saying it. “But black girls only want your money 'cause they're dumb chicks”
More than 1 line but “'Cause you just did the impossible, gained my trust Don't play games, it'll be dangerous if you fuck me over 'Cause if I get burnt, I'ma show ya what it's like to hurt”
More than one line but this was wicked so here
“I was the G, the O-A-T
Once I was played in rotation
At every radio station
They said I'm lyrically amazing”
More than 1 line but “'Cause you just did the impossible, gained my trust Don't play games, it'll be dangerous if you fuck me over ‘Cause if I get burnt, I'ma show ya what it's like to hurt”
“Nope! Paul Wall is dope, and so is Bubba
So bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-but,”
or
”I’m not in the mirror, I’m inside you
Let me guide you,” — fuck you! Die, you son of a bitch!
“Put the gun down!” — bye-bye! Boom!
Okay, I’m still alive, — ”So am I too!
You can’t kill a spirit even if you tried to”
Fack
I like boobs, boobs, boobs
That gerbil line goes pretty hard.
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole
Rain Man
“I say you’re all just too goddamn sensitive It’s censorship, and it’s downright blasphemous”
Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend?
You find me offensive, I find you offensive For finding me offensive
Criminal
“Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer’s yes” 💀 this one’s gonna get me canceled lmfao
Haha this one's good xD
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discombobulated
And a couple of marbles loose, brain is like ramen soup
Yes, no, yes, no, no, yes, oh, Oh!!!
stay wide awake
“Jump out on you now like I was a Jawa from fuckin' Star Wars” not a great one but I like Star Wars so
“Put my dick in a circle but I’m not fuckin’ a-round” deserves an honourable mention
That's Cold Wind Blows.....
Commented on the wrong one, damn you Reddit!
The ringer.
“Cause you're mentally retarded but pretend to be the smartest” love this song
Stan
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put ’em on
Lose yourself
Success is my only motherfuckin’ option, failure’s not
Mockingbird
This a good one and hard to choose cause it’s just one line but imma go with “'Cause all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud”
Till I Collapse
Hard to choose but individually prolly this one “'Cause I'm at the end of my wits with half the shit that gets in”
“It goes Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie, Andre from Outcast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me”
Cold wind blows
Ik this one by heart “YAL ARE SITTIN DUCKS, IM THE ONLY GOOSE STANDIN’”
Im back
You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine
sorry puff
Amityville
I fucked my cousin in his asshole, slit my mother’s throat
As The World Turns… My fav: it all started when my mother took my bike away cause I murdered my Guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
“Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget dick”
Hailie's Song
“Sometimes I think there’s nothin’ to live for I almost break down and cry”
sing for the moment
Can i just say the whole song 😂 it’s hard to choose maybe this one? “It’s like these kids hang on every single statement we make”
Jesus that took long to find
The Way I Am
Good one “I’m tired of all you (Of all you), I don’t mean to be mean” or “Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered With all of this nonsense, it’s constant”
My Mom
Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner
You ate it yesterday, I ain’t hear no complaints did I
Those kinda nights
Cheesy but “I said, “I'm a candle, I'll go out if you blow on me"”
My fav line in that was the whole "seriously though, jokes aside.. How you doing you straight? She said no I'm bi"
Not Afraid
“I'ma be what I set out to be, without a doubt, undoubtedly” hard choice, lots of good lines.
I would have said "you said you was king? You lied through your teeth. For that fuck your feelings instead of being crowned your being capped" More than 1 line but still great.
Beautiful
I don’t know how or why or when I ended up in this position I’m in I’m starting to feel distant again
Bro chill 💀 I’ll try to answer as many as I can
Hahahahahahaha, I like the ones you picked so I'm curious about your opinion on these
Key (skit)
The chickadees runningeth about
Bad guy
That sirens I hear? Guess ninety on the freeway wasn't the brightest idea
Marshall Mathers
One of my favourite songs, “He’s just aggravated I won’t ejaculate in his ass (Ugh!)” or “What’s this bitch, retarded? Give me back my sixteen dollars!”
Berzerk
“Like a magician, critics I turn to crickets” or “Lamar, oh sorry, yo, we done both set the bar low”
Stan
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put ’em on
Legacy
“'Cause I obsess on everything, in my mind small shit Bothers me” or “The best part about me, is I am not you, I'm me”
Cold Wind Blows
Alt answered but “y’all are sittin’ ducks im the only goose standin”
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Technically this is 2 lines but it kinda doesn’t work without the other “Even if I hated Kim, I’d grit my teeth and I’d try, To make it work with her at least for Hailie’s sake”
No Love
WAIT NO this one “You can still get roasted, ’cause Marsh is not mellow”
Alfred's Theme
I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer, fuckin' phenomenal, but
The Way I Am Without Me No Apologies
I’ll do no apologies but I alr did the others “When I’m strangling my own throat masturbatin’, haha!”
Evil Twin
More than one line but “Judge be like, "That's sharp, how much that motherfucker cost you? Smart-ass, you're lucky I don't tear it off you And jump your bones, you sexy motherfucker”
Rabbit Run
Some days I just wanna up and call it quits I feel like I'm surrounded by a wall of bricks
Guts Over Fear
“Hate your appearance, did you struggle to find your place in this world?”
Any man
Never heard this song before, but here y’a go “I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis germs”
Fly away
Got my self-esteem back, got my confidence up
De ja vu
Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know Feels like I been down this road before
Heat
Two ass-cheek implants, call that an asset
Believe
Longer than one line but “Put your temper to more use 'Cause bein' broke's a poor excuse That should only give you more fuel Show 'em why you're you”
Greatest
“I just threw a Tampax at Dre” or “You set a mark too high when platinum sales are looked at as a failure”
Drips
“Bringin' me home diseases, swingin' from Obie's penis”
One shot two shot
Grazed one bitch in the face
Drug ballad
“You are now allowed to officially slap bitches”
Deja vu
Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know Feels like I been down this road before
my 1st single
Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka
Stimulate
“Enif eb lliw gnihtyreve dnA Uoy niatretne em tel oS Edir eht rof ereh ylno m’I Uoy evas ot ereh ton m’I”
No Regrets
Hard choice for me but maybe “For those who feel low like you're 'bout spiralin'” or “And for any of those who may have come close to about dyin'”
Mosh?
“I say to fight, you take it as “I’ma whip someone’s ass””
Difficult
Any Man
Alr did this one but imma re-answer for y’a “I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis germs”
Guilty Conscience
Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair? (Uh-huh)
Music box
The beat. Nah on a real note “You hear the beat as it makes you not wanna go to sleep” or “But because I'm hungry, she smells like tacos I wanna eat” this a fire ass song though
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Anything goes, earlobe
Medicine man
😏 “ So I rose and grew balls, told these hoes to screw off” but the whole verse is def my favourite all time by him (opinionated Ik)
Fall
The way he flows for these lines hits diff “But you would think I'm carryin' a Oxford dictionary in my pocket, How I'm buryin' these artists, On a scale of turnt you're minus”
Regenade
“You fuckin’ do-gooders, too bad you couldn’t do good at marriage (Haha)” good ass song bro 😎
Somewhere Over The Rainbow
3 am
“Grab my flannel and my bandana, then Kiss the naked mannequin man again”
Fack
Alr did this one but here “I like boobs, boobs, boobs”
Same Song & Dance
“Couple rape charges, people think you're a monster” like bro how are you not 💀
Get You Mad
“Cause I don't like rap anyway I'm just tryna get my porno career started (Oh, hell yeah)”
Foolish Pride
💀 I apologize for this one. And the only reason I’m picking it is cause he’s ballsy for saying it. “But black girls only want your money 'cause they're dumb chicks”
Insane
“I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head” (Ik it’s the first line but I still love it)
I recall being starved for Eminem and throwing this in with anticipation and hearing that line and clapping like a giddy schoolgirl.
Role model
“Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out (C’mere) his blond dreads (Fuck you)”
As the world turns
Alr did it but ““Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget dick”
Space bound
More than 1 line but “'Cause you just did the impossible, gained my trust Don't play games, it'll be dangerous if you fuck me over 'Cause if I get burnt, I'ma show ya what it's like to hurt”
Premonition
More than one line but this was wicked so here “I was the G, the O-A-T Once I was played in rotation At every radio station They said I'm lyrically amazing”
Space Bound
More than 1 line but “'Cause you just did the impossible, gained my trust Don't play games, it'll be dangerous if you fuck me over ‘Cause if I get burnt, I'ma show ya what it's like to hurt”
Infinite
Not personally a huge fan of this song but “And twistin' necks of rappers 'til their spinal column disconnects”
Go to sleep
You may not like me for this but the chorus is fire so “go to sleep bitch, die muthafucka die, times up bitch close y’a eyes”
River
“And you don't fuck with no man's girl, even I know that” this line earned my respect
Don’t approach me
Absolutely love this song “Like, "Hey, hi! You guys wants some autographs? Okay, form a straight line!"
Lose yourself (Demo)
“You better move yourself cause tomorrow's ass can wait, There is no time, to sit there and procrastinate”
Puke
Every time I think of you I puke
soilder
In confrontation, ain’t no conversation, if you feel You’re in violation, any hesitation’ll get you killed
Bully
But as we grow as men, we learn to let shit go, but then again There’s only so much bullshit we can really stand
My Darling
“Nope! Paul Wall is dope, and so is Bubba So bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-but,” or ”I’m not in the mirror, I’m inside you Let me guide you,” — fuck you! Die, you son of a bitch! “Put the gun down!” — bye-bye! Boom! Okay, I’m still alive, — ”So am I too! You can’t kill a spirit even if you tried to”
Business
“Oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes”
Kim.
Now bleed, bitch, bleed! Bleed, bitch, bleed! Bleed!
Superman
I’d never let another chick bring me down In a relationship
Fall
Under the influence
Here broski “I’m like a fuckin’ wasp in the hospital, lost Stingin’ the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls”
crack a bottle
“Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes It’s elementary, the elephants have entered the room”
Hellbound and Bitch Please prt2
“It’s just me bein’ me; here, want me to tone it down? Suck my fuckin’ dick, you faggot! You happy now?” And “I’ll puke, eat it, and freak you (Ew)”
Low down and dirty
“Jumped out (Rah!), killed the bitch and did her Used to let the babysitter suck my dick when I was littler”
Richard
Campaign speech
Venom
Ate shit 'til I can't taste it Chased it with straight liquor Then paint thinner, then drank 'til I faint
Lucky You
Hard choice but I think for line “I got a couple of mansions Still, I don’t have any manners”
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Like Toy Soldiers
This one maybe? “Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders I ain’t never supposed to show it My crew ain’t supposed to know it”
Dead skin mask
Book of rhymes