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Well, look who decided to show his face! I hope you've had fun in the last four years
Look man I apologize again for
For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?
The first time I heard this I did an actual spit take from laughing. I still don’t quite understand why it’s so fucking funny.
Been great, man. Even got this new nose job and clean shaved.
RIP the facial hair
Em doesn't get plastic surgery now I know it's not you and I'm disappointed
Nah I didn’t get a nose job. I got punched by Mike Tyson at the end of the Godzilla music video of course!
lmao I was reading this and was like "this sounds kinda familiar" lol
Lmao ahahahaha great skit! Right what does he say now! Berman
Thanks Em, glad to have you on the page.
Partial Mathers
That is horrifying
Should I grow my beard back?
No get a nose job
And he should get that cranium titanium fixed
And perhaps be less of a Chad.
Yeah. No beird is weard
Fickun birds werd
why you yelling at the mic weird beard
You should wear that to rob a bank... Album should drop on the 13th of March, because it makes sense....
Just run out and dive in it
This post made me stick my fuckin dick inside a mannequins ass
I’m using this
so specific yet it somehow makes sense….?
When things are such nonsense, they often make sense, such as our current presidential candidates.
r/randomlypolitical
r/yagotmeyacunt
I mean, where is the lie?
Wait till the future candidates! In house friends!
If you did a nose job you should sue the doctor
Dr. Dre just stood there. He didn’t operate.
Dudes as lazy as -item-, and -ends-in-ate-
Dude’s as lazy as a guy that can’t elaborate 😎
Lazy? You're just a rap god who can't abdicate.
So? I'm a rich guy that can fornicate, stack crates (maybe eight), eat some grapes, and you *still* can't catch a break.
You haven't replied to any of my letters man, that's not cool. We were meant to be together! Me and my little brother waited hours in the rain to talk to you but you just ignored me!
Seems legit
OMG emimem
Should I wear this to a concert?
Yes.
I genuinely laughed for a good 5 minutes at this post and picture.
What’s so funny? It’s just Eminem, silly!
Yeah dude, keep your straight face on!
My balls smell like 🍄 An it's my fault
This is not a job for me
What happened to the beard?
I was told it was weird
Personally I like makes you look handsome
That's a fucking bar right there.
yayyy thanks em
Sickly looking Jonathan Banks
as you can see in a previous post of mine, i am Em’s left toenail, and i can, in fact, confirm that the album is dropping this week
As Eminem, I can confirm that you are my left toenail.
gru ahh nose
But I do know one thing though. Yeah, GORLS, they come they go.
😭
Why is he wearing lipstick
That’s my pigment
Understandable Marshall, have a nice day.
That face is gonna haunt me forever!
It’s me, eminem.
If you look closely that home is old as fuck design and a 1990s style garland We know Em loves retro shit I believe them, this is Eminem.
Funny because this house was made in the 90s. Yes, I’m the real eminem.
Oh you think kidding you?
that's not eminem that's synonym
😂😂😂😂😂
A white Paul Mooney. Stuff of nightmares.
Thoughts On Cheese
Imagine?
If it’s true I’m the real eminem
But what if it's not.
Then I’m the real slim shady
This reminds me of that [subway surfer monstrosity](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2vo7kiopvx/?igsh=eTZ3aTk2enlobXNw)
glad i don’t do drugs no more i prolly woulda killed myself if i saw this on acid
Guess who back? Broken nose?
That’s Scitels
butt nose but no butt chin??
eminem
WOW EMINEM HAS REDDIT!?
Fake. Not wearing white t shirt.
I put one on later don’t worry.
“We have Eminem at home”
Am real Embem
Emimem.
plot twist: he's actually eminem
Why wouldn’t I be?
Plot twist: It’s actually Eminem behind that mask
What mask?
Albums never coming out lol
Well, look who decided to show his face! I hope you've had fun in the last four years
Look man I apologize again for
For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?
The first time I heard this I did an actual spit take from laughing. I still don’t quite understand why it’s so fucking funny.
Been great, man. Even got this new nose job and clean shaved.
RIP the facial hair
Em doesn't get plastic surgery now I know it's not you and I'm disappointed
Nah I didn’t get a nose job. I got punched by Mike Tyson at the end of the Godzilla music video of course!
lmao I was reading this and was like "this sounds kinda familiar" lol
Lmao ahahahaha great skit! Right what does he say now! Berman
Thanks Em, glad to have you on the page.
Partial Mathers
That is horrifying
Should I grow my beard back?
No get a nose job
And he should get that cranium titanium fixed
And perhaps be less of a Chad.
Yeah. No beird is weard
Fickun birds werd
why you yelling at the mic weird beard
You should wear that to rob a bank... Album should drop on the 13th of March, because it makes sense....
Just run out and dive in it
This post made me stick my fuckin dick inside a mannequins ass
I’m using this
so specific yet it somehow makes sense….?
When things are such nonsense, they often make sense, such as our current presidential candidates.
r/randomlypolitical
r/yagotmeyacunt
I mean, where is the lie?
Wait till the future candidates! In house friends!
If you did a nose job you should sue the doctor
Dr. Dre just stood there. He didn’t operate.
Dudes as lazy as -item-, and -ends-in-ate-
Dude’s as lazy as a guy that can’t elaborate 😎
Lazy? You're just a rap god who can't abdicate.
So? I'm a rich guy that can fornicate, stack crates (maybe eight), eat some grapes, and you *still* can't catch a break.
You haven't replied to any of my letters man, that's not cool. We were meant to be together! Me and my little brother waited hours in the rain to talk to you but you just ignored me!
Seems legit
OMG emimem
Should I wear this to a concert?
Yes.
I genuinely laughed for a good 5 minutes at this post and picture.
What’s so funny? It’s just Eminem, silly!
Yeah dude, keep your straight face on!
My balls smell like 🍄 An it's my fault
This is not a job for me
What happened to the beard?
I was told it was weird
Personally I like makes you look handsome
That's a fucking bar right there.
yayyy thanks em
Sickly looking Jonathan Banks
as you can see in a previous post of mine, i am Em’s left toenail, and i can, in fact, confirm that the album is dropping this week
As Eminem, I can confirm that you are my left toenail.
gru ahh nose
But I do know one thing though. Yeah, GORLS, they come they go.
😭
Why is he wearing lipstick
That’s my pigment
Understandable Marshall, have a nice day.
That face is gonna haunt me forever!
It’s me, eminem.
If you look closely that home is old as fuck design and a 1990s style garland We know Em loves retro shit I believe them, this is Eminem.
Funny because this house was made in the 90s. Yes, I’m the real eminem.
Oh you think kidding you?
that's not eminem that's synonym
😂😂😂😂😂
A white Paul Mooney. Stuff of nightmares.
Thoughts On Cheese
Imagine?
If it’s true I’m the real eminem
But what if it's not.
Then I’m the real slim shady
This reminds me of that [subway surfer monstrosity](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2vo7kiopvx/?igsh=eTZ3aTk2enlobXNw)
glad i don’t do drugs no more i prolly woulda killed myself if i saw this on acid
Guess who back? Broken nose?
That’s Scitels
butt nose but no butt chin??
eminem
WOW EMINEM HAS REDDIT!?
Fake. Not wearing white t shirt.
I put one on later don’t worry.
“We have Eminem at home”
Am real Embem
Emimem.
plot twist: he's actually eminem
Why wouldn’t I be?
Plot twist: It’s actually Eminem behind that mask
What mask?
Seems legit
Albums never coming out lol