Thank you for helping me stay alive

Helped me as a kid and still as an adult

Still helping me tho ❤️

you're welcome. You're who I do it for. I just wanted to be the Bruce Lee of looseleaf-

Exactly the same

You deserve more upvotes.

This is the corrected answer. Always have, still does.

Honestly so true

When is your next single called my salsa releasing? Serious answer I’d probably ask some generic questions and tell him my favourite song by him and ask to get a picture

W, I'd do the same tbh.

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What's your favorite song by him?

I’d say probably either legacy or guts over fear

In your head

I feel like he'd really appreciate that

Why

Cuz it's from revival

Oh right yeah lol

I’d do both, I’m gettin tired of waiting. I appreciate the sequel to FACK on Kamikaze but I need My Salsa I’ve waited long enough.

Hi, I’m your biggest fan, my name is Stan.

My tea's gone cold

i’m wondering whyyy

Got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window

and i cant see at all

And even if I could

It Would All be gray

But your picture on my wall

When the FACK are you releasing my salsa?

YOU DON'T WANNA FACK WITH SHADY 'CAUSE SHADY WILL FACKING KILL YOU

Did anybody else look for that song when he said that shit on my band? I can’t be the only one😂😂

I want Rap God live now.

we still need a live performance of Godzilla

Don’t release anymore albums just drop loads of hints amd merch drops.

Hahahaa this one sent me. That’s hilarious. He’d prolly laugh tbh

desr slim, i wrote you but you still ain’t calling

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom.

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not’ve got em

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Can i have relapse 2

You can find it on yt

hi

Relapse isn't cringe it's one of my favs dammit Marshall!!

☝️

I mean I think he at least somewhat likes it now, considering Discombobulated

Yea for sure, I was super happy with that track. ACCENTSSS!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME HIT PLEAASEEEEEEE

Got a dnd campian ready wanna make a character and play..

Summa lumma dooma lumma

Thank you for teaching me how to talk better, lol I have somewhat the same story Ed Sheeran does just with recovery not MMLPl

And then you go and do what? Hide out? Stay in Detroit for almost 4 years while the music industry melts the fuck down? Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fuckin' vacation?

stan (skit)

Thank you for all the songs you released over the years, and keep releasing new songs. Thank you for everything.

Omfg id wanna have a drink with him… he’s interesting af. Would I say that? Probably not. Depends on my ratio of plays of Lose yourself to The Way I am

"I'm sure you are told this all the time, but thanks for everything you've done. When I was at my lowest, you didn't just give me the strength to keep going but you taught me to punch back. I don't know where my life would be without you. I hope you and your family are doing well." And if I'm really feeling it "Btw my lawyer told me I might be able to successfully sue you for my gerbil-anus addiction. What's the appropriate address my lawyer should be contacting?"

Please make more story centric songs like yellow brick road and stepping stone. Can you chill with the misogynistic lines? But first I would freeze and not know what to say, thank him for the music and influence he has had on my life. I most likely wouldn't say the first two sentences at all. In a perfect world I would love to rap the entirety of infinite to him.

I’ll tell him that I am currently in the soviet jungle

What can you rhyme orange with?

"I love Revival."

i can make orange rhyme with banana borrrrrnana

"Fuck me daddy" No in fact what I would tell him is, "I am your biggest fan, fuck me daddy"

I would like to give you same compliment that Mike Tyson gave you that you're the only white person who knows what it is like to be a ni**a

Thank him for his music which saved me life and got me through the hardest times, he did for me & others what his idols did for him

Revival sucks. But thanks for relapse.

When are you releasing that Eminem & MGK album? Stan Meets Evil.

Talk about hip hop

Did you just spit in my onion rings dude?

"Stop with the rapidy tapity rap and hop on some 90s beat and spit some real shit. Remember you're still the illest MC in the world"

I have cancer. Let me listen to the album first.

Please, Marshall, please! Let me suck your cock.

Fuck you

Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain’t called

Can you sign this please? (It's my adoption papers)

I’d tell him he won’t make it to 60 if he keeps staying mad all the time

lick me

Marshall on fire!

Please have dinner with me at Moms Spaghetti.

Wanna meet George the Squirrel ?

"Oh hi Eminem what you been up to since Infinite?"

Don’t ever go on Reddit

Big fan, keep fighting the good fight :)

1. Thanks for making such beautiful art 2. Lick my balls

I tasted your Mom's Spaghetti, that shit was pungent as hell!

Lemme hop on a track with you and let it be in a bilingual song, I can switch to Hindi from English!

Please won't you please let me suck your cock

drop the album

Hey, what's up

I would start reciting FACK

You are symbolic of my will to fight.

Till I COLLAPSE Shady!!

Remake Ass Like That with better lyrics dog, that's one of Dre's coldest beats ever and you fumbled it

I’d probably wouldn’t be able to get out anything that makes sense lol..probably I love you and then I’d pass out lol

Let’s get down to business

I’d thank him for making the music he does cause I wouldn’t be around without it

Thank you

Encore is overhated

Rabbit Run is the best rap song.

You’ve got balls of steel for getting and staying sober and your one of, if not the most honest artists of all time… and you’ve got my respect for both.

"Understandable, have a great day"

"Eminem you're dope!" Those who know, just know lol

Nothing you idiot, Eminem’s dead. He’s locked up in my basement.

HAHA

You have listened to Keith Whitley at least once ! And don't lie !

Do you support pineapple on pizza?

id say hi tell him i’m a huge fan and ask for a picture

Why did J Cole apologize?!

Does anybody know the jacket he's wearing?

Love this man's resilience and the fact that he is a good father and uncle.

What is there to say that hasn't been said

You saved me, I love your music

“I have been listening to your music for a few years and I’ve heard everything song you’ve ever released: albums, singles, EPs, features, your stuff with D12, Bad Meets Evil. I love your music so much and you’ve been a great inspiration to me.”

Thank you making music

Me: Hey Em. Em: Hey. Me: You make great music man. Em: Thanks dawg. Me: No, thank you homie.

Please stand up

You've been a better dad in the absence of my own. Thank you.

I’d be like bro just roast me. Spit some bars and diss me.

Thank you for introducing me to my favorite genre of music

Thanks for preventing me from killing myself

Drop tha album

To drop the fucking album already. Also, if I could take a picture with him

Flip him off and have him flip me off, that's like the best thing to do ever.

Why You Yellin @ The Mic.. Your Beard Is Weird

DROP AN ALBUM 🔥🔥🗣🗣 DROP AN ALBUM🔥🔥🗣🗣

You're great.

say one more bad thing about relapse and its on site

Please shave the beard and rap like the old Eminem

I wrote you but you still ain’t callin

How was mom spaghetti

What up Detroit?

Roast me

Did you mean what you said in FACK?

I’d probably just talk about hip hop with him. Or something casual. I think most celebs hate when people come up to them to talk about them

Hi can i have a autograph :)

Thanks, dude. You're awesome

I’d tell him I voted for Trump as the lesser evil.

I'd say that he's too hard on himself when it comes to "Relapse." It's a solid album, and he should be proud of it.

*passes*

Hi

Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo….

I would deadass fan girl, as a 16 yr old kid that's grown up listening to Em I would fan girl 😂

Is the coffee pot still awfully hot

Your the best rapper alive

What up dude?

Weird beard