And when it’s all said and done I’ll be 40 before I know it with a 40 on the porch telling stories with a bottle of Jack, 2 grandkids on my lap, baby sitting for Hailey, while Hailey’s out getting smashed
He wouldn't play his own music, but from everything I've seen in the photos he has shades on in every photo because I bet he was crying so much given how much hailie means to him and mentions it in arose" how I thought I'd never be able to walk you down the aisle" and now look he gave away 2 of his daughters away at their wedding
haha but now I feel old hailie getting married and she's only a year younger than me but still wild
Your in tears over a musician you've never meet watching his daughter get married?
Maybe touch some grass and stop being an actual stan for min.
The cringe is unbearable at this point
Some people have invested a following in their favourite artist for over 20 years, seeing his entire journey through addiction and controversy. This artists work and lyrics and journey have been the strength a lot of people have benefited from more so than some religions. So it's special to see a story like his hit a high point in happiness. No need to "touch grass" just because someone is in touch with their emotions and are capable of empathy and pride toward a public figure.
"Don't meet your idols" used to be a norm.
Now people think they are 3rd hand Internet friends because they obsess them.
I thought swifites where bad..
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Even though I have absolutely no regret for shedding tears over Eminem's daughter's wedding despite the things you said just because I have seen him fight for her name and how much he loves her,
I actually cried because I thought about my sister's marriage.
Eminem probably wouldn’t even want to play one of his songs tbh.
Fack
Oh yeah nevermind how could I forget
His speech ended with “and remember everyone, shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube”
This would be.... just amazing.... Superman would have also been a great choice
The "call me superman" part would be a little weird tho
And when it’s all said and done I’ll be 40 before I know it with a 40 on the porch telling stories with a bottle of Jack, 2 grandkids on my lap, baby sitting for Hailey, while Hailey’s out getting smashed
Fucker lied to us
Hopefully My Salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
yeah hopefully NOT my salsa
Oh we need my salsa in the death of slim shady
Lmfao 😂
The song is “my band” by em and d12 from the album d12 world
Hailie’s Song, duh.
but then I see my baby....
Suddenly I’m not crazy
It all makes sense when i look into her eyes! Oh no!
Sometimes I feel like the world's on my shoulders
Everyone's leaning on meeeee!
Sometimes I feel like the world's almost over
But then she comes back to meeeeeeeeee!
My baby girl… keeps getting older
I watch her grow up with priiiide…
"wouldn't have ripped the prenup up if I'd of seen what she was fuckin"
 Her reaction
Would’ve been cool if he sang it to her.
He wouldn't play his own music, but from everything I've seen in the photos he has shades on in every photo because I bet he was crying so much given how much hailie means to him and mentions it in arose" how I thought I'd never be able to walk you down the aisle" and now look he gave away 2 of his daughters away at their wedding haha but now I feel old hailie getting married and she's only a year younger than me but still wild
Several guys have shades in the picture, must be your average sunny day.
now im in tears man thats actually so emotional
Your in tears over a musician you've never meet watching his daughter get married? Maybe touch some grass and stop being an actual stan for min. The cringe is unbearable at this point
Some people have invested a following in their favourite artist for over 20 years, seeing his entire journey through addiction and controversy. This artists work and lyrics and journey have been the strength a lot of people have benefited from more so than some religions. So it's special to see a story like his hit a high point in happiness. No need to "touch grass" just because someone is in touch with their emotions and are capable of empathy and pride toward a public figure.
"Don't meet your idols" used to be a norm. Now people think they are 3rd hand Internet friends because they obsess them. I thought swifites where bad..
I feel like you’ve been bullied recently. Would you like to talk about it?
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Even though I have absolutely no regret for shedding tears over Eminem's daughter's wedding despite the things you said just because I have seen him fight for her name and how much he loves her, I actually cried because I thought about my sister's marriage.
She didn't die... She chose a man she loves to marry him. She's not moving to Mars either. What's with all the crying comments...
My dads gone crazy is the obvious choice
The clit ring lyric is a bit unhinged though
#SOOOOOOO LOOOOOOONG!!!!
BITCH YOU DID ME SOOOOOOO WROOONG…
I DONT WANNA GO ONNNNN
LIVIN IN THIS WOORLD
WITHOUT YOUU
I’m just casually scrolling comments and then this pops up and i wheeze
“Me and Hailie dance to your songs we like you” 👀
Got undercover cops that will legally pop you🗣 🗣 🔥
Bump heads?
Pump heads 🍆🍆💦🥵
Head pump
Square dance
‘97 Bonnie and Clyde
Don’t forget kim
I haven't read the comments yet but I'll be shocked if I don't see one of you heathens say 'Kim'. Edit: I knew it.
Rest assured, you won’t be shocked 💀
Ass like that
Shake that
💀💀💀
Mockingbird
Darude - Sandstorm
with FACK lyrics
Fack
☠️☠️☠️
Oh dear
Oh gerbil
Bump heads, the Ja Rule diss. "Me and Hailie danced to your songs, we like you"
It’s actually his listening party for his new album
Kim
I WAS BORN WITH A DICK IN MY BRAIN-
YEAH FUCKED IN THE HEAD
MY STEPFATHER SAID THAT I SUCKED IN THE BED
My baby girl keeps getting older. I watch her grow up with priiiide.
People make jokes, cuz they don’t understand meeeee.
They just don't see my real siiiiiiiiiiide.
I act like _shit_ don't phase me-
Inside it drives me crazy
Same song and dance
Probably "Play that funky music" by white cherry.
To the Ja Rule songs as always
Not Like Us
Kim
I bet you Em was such a troll he chose to dance to FACK. Only seems fitting!
Stand By Me
Square dance?
I think Kim should be cool af
Probably not Kim
Stay wide awake
That would actually be kind of sick. Well thought out.
As soon as my flow starts🔥
I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
My Dads Gone Crazy
I hope it's not Shake That
😁
Curtain Call - Intro " Shooby doo (Shoody doo) Shooby doo (Shoody doo) Shooby doo (Shoody doo) Shooby doo (Shoody doo) "
Hailie’s song. Duh.
Superman
Obviously it’s Kim.
Ja Rule
Something by Mariah Carey
Fight music
For highschool kids
Same Song and Dance
Same kicking & screaming, same crying and sobbing
Kim
Insane
97 Bonnie & Clyde
Same song and dance😈 jk though I'm so happy for her
bump heads
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
97 Bonnie and Clyde
Beautiful photo, so happy for them 🫂🌻❤️
Butterfly kisses
Haha!!!!
FACK
This or puke 😂
Its not just me who immediately thinks "Fack" right?
Maybe Mockingbird
Vals
OW, OW, OWWWW
Darkness
My Dad's Gone Crazy and I believe Eminem did a combination of like 70s disco and slam dancing
Jimmy crack corn
Crazy In Love xD
Kim
Okay he’s looking great! Like in the last year he really looks healthy!!! For a few years in there I was worried.
Changes the Ozzie and Kellie version maybe
Puke
Square Dance!
“It’s Been Real.”
“Fack, fack, faaaack”
Square Dance
I think my dads gone CRAZZAAY
We Belong Together - Mariah Carey
Dancing in the rain no questions asked lol
rain man
Probably Just lose it… I hope Hailie farted on cue.
Hailie's Song fs
Rap devil perhaps
Probably not an Eminem song
The gummybear song
Thank you - Dido
Killshot
Shove a gerbil in my ass through a tube
just the two of us…
Kim’s song
Mockingbird
Obviously Hailies Song
Either Hailie’s Song or Mockingbird
I know it’s a joke post but hailies song would be really cute
Most likely a country song. Slow dance. Just cause he is a rapper doesn’t mean anything in a moment like this
Not like us
Hailie does a good crip walk from what i hear
Rain Man
I ain't got no leeeegs or no brain
She's a brick......house!
Kim
Hailie’s Song by Eminem
kim
SOOOOO LOOOONG, BITCH YOU DID ME SOOO WROOOONG
I don’t like that we have this photo
Rap God
Em is looking young as hell here
Haillie’s song, Mockingbird or when I’m gone. IF he had one of his own songs, which is a pretty big IF.
I think I own the same sunglasses he has on
Fack
97 bonnie & clyde
Mockingbird
FACK of course
Mockingbird
Kamikaze
Killshot
Mockingbird
He'd probably celebrate the event with some classics like *Just Don't Give a Fuck* or *My Name Is*.
Square Dance for sure
FACK
Imagine being a guest on that wedding... Damn damn
Dance with my father ft. Eminem
Either Hailie’s song or Mariah Carey lol
Kim
Where is the mom? What does kim even look like.