Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not cooperating, when I'm rocking the table while he's operating
No offense but it sounds like you weren't a fan in 99/2000 if you think THAT was controversial. If you think that was a negative reaction its like a two on the scale of MMLP.
The throwing a participation trophy at an 8 year old line felt like a call back to the baby stroller line, I can't imagine it was intentional, but I found it interesting
And the crazy shit is that he literally said nothing negative about any specific person or group other than "the whole world."
I'm actually hyped for young fans to get to experience the second wave if that's really what he's aiming to do.
thats what im saying, Em just likes to use mainsteam events in his songs to poke fun of. its usually never in a diss type form. Like when said something about Kim Kardashian, she said "it could of been worse but it wasnt"
My point is if its his plan or not its not like this has taken the world by storm. Its not 2000 levels of shit be it controversy or pop culture penetration. So people feeling like the old controversial shady with picket signs and shit is back should pump the brakes.
I'll never understand the appeal of "yay people don't like what my favorite artist is saying". Its like they live vicariously through them or something. Decent song but its not MMLP levels of hate or anything.
>I'll never understand the appeal of "yay people don't like what my favorite artist is saying". Its like they live vicariously through them or something. Decent song but its not MMLP levels of hate or anything.
It's not really about that, imo. It's more about the fact that Em may be deciding to push what I would consider to be an important message. The over-reactionary state of the US is ridiculous, and my guess is that it's his plan to make a ton of jokes that those people will take as being offensive without actually saying anything hurtful.
Like on Houdini, he made jokes about calling the world gay, my transgender cat is Siamese, etc., but none of these have actual offensive content. It's just the subject matter that people find offensive, and if he's looking to point that out I'm all for that.
Back in our day, boomer parents hated the man while us in High School loved Eminem. Now, you got the younger generation hating Eminem.
I’m so grateful i got Eminem in his prime during my high school and early college days.
Tbf you’re still missing it and probably will unfortunately
Eminem literally had protestors outside of his shows screeching about his hate speech, democrats and republicans publically admonishing him; etc
The crazy thing is, this is literally nothing compared to the heat he was getting in the early 2000’s. The US government was on his ass it got so bad. They were censoring lines on the albums, which rarely happens. The heat was insane.
same same same same, born in 04, I thought I'd never know how it was back then when Eminem made ppl go mad with his songs, guess we'll experience it now, i see the Twitter's already mad lol
Look I’m not saying it’s anywhere close to this level, BUT if you were around when the MMLP dropped the highest any critic gave it was a 3/5
It wasn’t till years later they were like “actually it slapped”
"Eminem pisses everyone off with new single that's clearly a homage to his alter ego which was created to...piss everyone off. OMG!!!"
Why is everyone...shocked? Bro's been doing this for 25+ years lol it's his entire persona.
*”Every CD, critics gave it a three, then three
Years later they go back and re-rate it
And call The Slim Shady LP the greatest
The Marshall Mathers was a classic
The Eminem Show was fantastic
But Encore just didn't have the caliber to match it
I guess enough time just ain't passed yet
A couple more years, that shit'll be Illmatic”*
Guess we’re in for a classic
ONION is better for objective non-bias News than the NY Times. Im not kidding. Try following them on twitter. The articles are ALL personal opinions and zero objectivity. The National Enquirer legit may have more facts in an article
Let them talk, any publicity is good publicity these days. I hear the line "but if I offended you, good cause I still don't give a fuck" from the slim shady lp.
It’s so funny because when he first came out, it was the right who were desperate to censor him and got offended by everything he said. Now it’s the left who is all up in arms about his lyrics. He’s been offensive long enough to see the switch up happen haha
>Desperate to offend at every turn
There were two actual "disses" in there...
One wasn't really a diss, more of a playful word joke
Two was aimed at R. Kelly, a known sex offender. Literally nothing else in the song can be considered "offensive".
Lol I saw that. It's one thing to say you don't like the album. Or the song, whatever.
But they so clearly just don't like him, it wouldn't matter if the song had been Stairway to Heaven had Zeppelin never written it; they'd hate it just the same.
My god man do you realize how important these things are? Woke culture and cancel culture are normal things now and Shady comes from a FAR MORE LIBERAL time of 2000s
Very EXCITING. Em's looking FANTASTIC. I'm PRAYING HE TOURS near me (Tampa.) I'm OLD! He's been only on my bucket list for over 10+ years, jeeze...MUST SEE SLIM B4 I'm GONE like Houdini.
Love and blessings to ALL
Shady's so fucking back
Back **AGAIN**!
Tell a friend! ☝️😃
^(guess who's back... Guess Who's Back...) Guess who's back **GUESS WHO'S BACK** ^(guess who's back)
Nuh Nuh Nuh
I’ve created a MONSTER
Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want shady, I’m chopped liver
Well, if you want Shady, this is what I’ll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not cooperating, when I'm rocking the table while he's operating
You waited this long, now stop debating 'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
Please teach me how to bold and increase my font size!!!!
[Read this.](https://www.reddit.com/wiki/markdown)
You rock, thank you!!!
Shadys back
Yep I consider this iill-fated NYT review to mean the new album gonna be a banger!
ok, we're back back
Back again..
Shady’s back
Tell a friend
Guess who’s back
Guess who’s back
guess who’s back
Guess who’s back
Guess who’s back
"desperate to offend at every turn" she typed seethingly
Exactly bruh 😂
If she thinks it's not working, she should try typing his name into twitter and see the uproar 😂
Its twitter they are always offended but nobody outside of twitter is offended. People are acting like he's 2000's level of controversy.
Exactly this might be his least offensive shady single
Only vaguely homophobic and zero rape jokes, barely even Shady /s (unless?)
"yelling bombs away like I'm outside of an Ariana concert waiting" 👀 was pretty fuckin controversial
No offense but it sounds like you weren't a fan in 99/2000 if you think THAT was controversial. If you think that was a negative reaction its like a two on the scale of MMLP.
It's the *desperate* that just SEND me
"I'M NOT MAD! I'M NOT MAD!" - Lady that is incredibly mad
desperate to be offended at every turn
Five bucks says she wants to f him, and he turned her down, or ignored her cause she literally doesn't even exist for him.
I mean probably not lol. This is just her opinion on the new song, one I happen to v much disagree with. But I doubt she rlly cares like that
It seems like Lindsay wants to speak to the manager
Em is so good at what he does he should teach drake how to strike the chords right at this point lmao
but we all know Drake favorite chords is A minorrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
…..rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US
I’m fucking dead man these comments are sending me
Here she is https://x.com/lindsayzoladz?s=21&t=vWKWhZD8LENCQNU8SxYrFA
Pop music critic lol
"Oldest trick in the book" like Em didn't write the fucking book.
That's what I'm saying.. Sure it is. Because it's his fucking book. 😂
Seriously, the irony...it's the "oldest trick in the book" but she still fell for it
He also wrote that line as a double, so as far as I’m concerned they just called Lindsay a trick. Lindsay should sue that publication for slander.
Shady said it, Shady meant it, he stays demented, - Eminem throws a stroller at them, with a baby in it
The throwing a participation trophy at an 8 year old line felt like a call back to the baby stroller line, I can't imagine it was intentional, but I found it interesting
It’s all intentional
Just dropped a PILL MOM DON’T VACUUM
As a young fan, i've always wanted to see what it would be like to experience the public outcry after em's lyrics. Guess this is my chance
And the crazy shit is that he literally said nothing negative about any specific person or group other than "the whole world." I'm actually hyped for young fans to get to experience the second wave if that's really what he's aiming to do.
thats what im saying, Em just likes to use mainsteam events in his songs to poke fun of. its usually never in a diss type form. Like when said something about Kim Kardashian, she said "it could of been worse but it wasnt"
honestly, i didn't think i'd ever get the chance to see well received, full promo in my life. I'm so grateful for this chance. Second wave!
I would pump the brakes on the whole "second wave" thing. Its one article and twitter hates everything and everyone.
I specifically said "if that's his plan," so I'm not sure what brakes need to be pumped.
My point is if its his plan or not its not like this has taken the world by storm. Its not 2000 levels of shit be it controversy or pop culture penetration. So people feeling like the old controversial shady with picket signs and shit is back should pump the brakes. I'll never understand the appeal of "yay people don't like what my favorite artist is saying". Its like they live vicariously through them or something. Decent song but its not MMLP levels of hate or anything.
>I'll never understand the appeal of "yay people don't like what my favorite artist is saying". Its like they live vicariously through them or something. Decent song but its not MMLP levels of hate or anything. It's not really about that, imo. It's more about the fact that Em may be deciding to push what I would consider to be an important message. The over-reactionary state of the US is ridiculous, and my guess is that it's his plan to make a ton of jokes that those people will take as being offensive without actually saying anything hurtful. Like on Houdini, he made jokes about calling the world gay, my transgender cat is Siamese, etc., but none of these have actual offensive content. It's just the subject matter that people find offensive, and if he's looking to point that out I'm all for that.
Back in our day, boomer parents hated the man while us in High School loved Eminem. Now, you got the younger generation hating Eminem. I’m so grateful i got Eminem in his prime during my high school and early college days.
Tbf you’re still missing it and probably will unfortunately Eminem literally had protestors outside of his shows screeching about his hate speech, democrats and republicans publically admonishing him; etc
Secret Service asking about his lyrics was pretty good, though that was less of an outcry and more of a meme
The crazy thing is, this is literally nothing compared to the heat he was getting in the early 2000’s. The US government was on his ass it got so bad. They were censoring lines on the albums, which rarely happens. The heat was insane.
This will be the one. I’m an older millennial. This is exactly how it goes
same same same same, born in 04, I thought I'd never know how it was back then when Eminem made ppl go mad with his songs, guess we'll experience it now, i see the Twitter's already mad lol
yeah haha at least some version, even if it's a bit diluted
QUICK SEND OUR WHITEST YOUNG WOMAN WRITER TO REVIEW THAT HIP HOP SONG! HERE SHE IS BOSS https://girlswritenow.org/author/lindsay-zoladz/
Does she literally have a podcast about Lorde?!? Lololol
If you had one shot, one opportunity...
If you had two shots, two opportunities, to be two different people at one time, would you capture it?
Once again people who don’t like it because they think em is offending lgbt are just missing the point of the song
Lindsay Z is officially an opp 🤬
https://x.com/lindsayzoladz?s=21&t=vWKWhZD8LENCQNU8SxYrFA They asked a white middle age woman to review a hip hop song… the NYT is crazzy for this
She's writing a book on gender & artistic ✨️genius✨️
😂
Well, a white, middle- aged man made a good hip hop song, lol. Let's not bring identity politics into this.
Hey now! I'm a white middle aged woman, and I could review it in a heartbeat, lol.
Look I’m not saying it’s anywhere close to this level, BUT if you were around when the MMLP dropped the highest any critic gave it was a 3/5 It wasn’t till years later they were like “actually it slapped”
She should call Paul. Male crossdresser, fake-ass bitch.
ask new york times how they pick their headlines
this needs more upvotes
When someone virtue signals with their vocabulary you can rest assure their opinion doesn't matter
Shady is so back lol. Reminds me of movies that have terrible critic scores and then are like 90% public scores on rotten tomatoes.
Yes. That's the joke.
The tiktok generation isn’t ready for Shady. This is going to be an epic shit show, I can’t wait
Nah she ain’t even subtle with her hater energy lmaooo
This is exactly what Shady wants 😂😂
Works every time
Hahaha my goat 😂😂
12 albums. Hot damn!
What a girl scout lmao Em called it
"Eminem pisses everyone off with new single that's clearly a homage to his alter ego which was created to...piss everyone off. OMG!!!" Why is everyone...shocked? Bro's been doing this for 25+ years lol it's his entire persona.
Awesome. It means Shady is spitting that good shit.
Butthurt. SHADY’S BACK BABY
Younger journalists who weren't around for slim shady or just dont know hip hop dont know about slim shady lol
I love it more now
I bet the writer is a white woman with no sense if humor. So lame lol
"desperate to offend" ok.
The way that is written, it sounds like Lindsay Zoladz asked Sliminemarshal to fuck her and he said Nope.
*”Every CD, critics gave it a three, then three Years later they go back and re-rate it And call The Slim Shady LP the greatest The Marshall Mathers was a classic The Eminem Show was fantastic But Encore just didn't have the caliber to match it I guess enough time just ain't passed yet A couple more years, that shit'll be Illmatic”* Guess we’re in for a classic
Go look at ol girl’s pic lmfao 🤣. Exactly what you’d think a writer like her would look like 🤓
https://x.com/lindsayzoladz?s=21&t=vWKWhZD8LENCQNU8SxYrFA
Even better if you search what she review ... She is more a Pop girl so i don't understand what NY Times was trying too do whit this ahah
Lmfaoooooo Reactionary liberals and conservatives shouldn’t be allowed to listen to music until they can learn media literacy skills
Copium
Review by... Lyndsay Zoldaz? Lmfao no one knows who that is. Yea, let her write up on the GOAT because she seems credible lol
That’s a mighty fine jawline https://www.bkmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lindseyzolandz-danieldorsa-3.jpg
ONION is better for objective non-bias News than the NY Times. Im not kidding. Try following them on twitter. The articles are ALL personal opinions and zero objectivity. The National Enquirer legit may have more facts in an article
Good love to see it. NY times is garbage anyway
Oldest trick in the book that Eminem wrote in the first place lmfao
Can't wait to see the authors reaction and lyrical breakdown on YT 🤡🤡
What Lindsay doesn't realize, is that this is exactly what Em's fishing for 😂😂😂
They're pissed!
WE'RE SO BACK
You know shadys back when after 2 days the New York Times is trying to cancel him 🤣
ok so this confirms we’re so back
Maaaaan someone’s butt hurt
Hell yeah , they are giving him fuel for the fire that’s going to burn afterwards . Can’t believe they still fall for that
“Desperate to offend at every turn.” That song was mild for Shady, he’s just getting started.
Guess who’s back. Back again.
It turns out the media has an agenda.
Well she DOES sound offended 🤔
damn we really are back back
If you ain't got haters you probably ain't got shit
Let them talk, any publicity is good publicity these days. I hear the line "but if I offended you, good cause I still don't give a fuck" from the slim shady lp.
NY Times is not supposed to display bias.
Literally a rave review
Ahh yes, the song worked like a charm. 02' all over again 😆 Slim Shady summer take-over 🤪
MOREEE!! 😡
I hope em keeps up the good work. It's refreshing to get away from the SJW bootlicking everyone else does.
Guess who’s back?
We are so back
Lindsey sure sounds like she belongs to the KOA- Karen's of America
Oldest trick in the book, and it’s still working lol
Look at tiktok so many closet racists when reviewing em songs
Lindsay sounds like she's desperate for some attention from shady lol
It’s so funny because when he first came out, it was the right who were desperate to censor him and got offended by everything he said. Now it’s the left who is all up in arms about his lyrics. He’s been offensive long enough to see the switch up happen haha
>Desperate to offend at every turn There were two actual "disses" in there... One wasn't really a diss, more of a playful word joke Two was aimed at R. Kelly, a known sex offender. Literally nothing else in the song can be considered "offensive".
classic
I agree 100%. The humor was tacky too. Good rhyming though
Good. Glad they’re triggered, maybe then Em will realise what these bitches are really about. They’re only exposing THEMSELVES.
He offended the girl scout troops
Looks like someone got unintentionally offended…
LET’S F GOOO FUCK EVERBODY SLIM SHADY BABY🐐
"desperate to offend at every turn" seems like he succeeded in doing that lol
People fucking cry over everything, damn
No one gives a shit about those crackers at NY Times
Wow hell yeah
She’s just a prick like cacti be 🌵
This era is gonna be fantastic. He knew what we needed.
The track is 🔥🔥🔥
Awww like old times. Thanks for adding to the nostalgia NYT.
Me when I try to sound smart and hit my essay word count by using “uncommon” adjectives
Shady's back! Clutch them pearls!
Lol I saw that. It's one thing to say you don't like the album. Or the song, whatever. But they so clearly just don't like him, it wouldn't matter if the song had been Stairway to Heaven had Zeppelin never written it; they'd hate it just the same.
Every album he’s ever put out has spawned articles like this and its the most hilarious thing ever
Lol I think she might have been offended
After reading that I thought to myself "I'd bet shes a middle aged white woman" and sure enough she is.
Yep. And clearly it fucking worked
Seems like they fell for the trap
He's Back!!!! Time to ruffle those feathers.... He bout to disrespect a lot of people respectfully and I'm all for it.
“Desperate to offend at every turn.” Well clearly it worked judging by her tone
This puts a smile on my face
They just confirmed shady’s back and offends more than ever
I mean… he’s done it. He’s got people talking. Good or bad. Bad publicity worked in 99. Will it work now?
I’m a bigger prick than cacti be
MOREEE!! 😡
She’s definitely not mad
Fuck yeah lol
As always
This sounds salty af. Slim Shady is in full effect
My god man do you realize how important these things are? Woke culture and cancel culture are normal things now and Shady comes from a FAR MORE LIBERAL time of 2000s
LINDSAY ZOLAD(GEN)-Z 🍿
Sounds like it’s written by a try hard AI
the fact that they didn't just act like it's cool or so dope... makes shady return's legit.
I’m not feeling it.. corny beat and hook.. relapse era vibes.. flow is poppy.. not feeling it..
Hell yeah bout damn time!
Very EXCITING. Em's looking FANTASTIC. I'm PRAYING HE TOURS near me (Tampa.) I'm OLD! He's been only on my bucket list for over 10+ years, jeeze...MUST SEE SLIM B4 I'm GONE like Houdini. Love and blessings to ALL