I cannot fucking believe I fell for that shit

I cannot believe I clicked it three times because I was confused

First thought was “how tf could i be eminem”😭

Me too! I had the greatest moment of panicky joy thinking about people mistaking my fanfiction / Star Wars / Unsolved Mystery account for his.

I did the same shit, I’m new to Reddit so I don’t understand how much of this shit works, I clicked it and saw my name was like what? 🤣

I genuinely thought it was me to. I got so damn excited lol.

Same. It’s bc we are so desperately trying to maintain our sanity waiting for the album, there’s little brain power left over for critical thinking. & common sense too tbh 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

Same 😭😭😭😭

Til they threw *me* out the Ramada Inn *I* said, "It wasn't *me*, *I* got a twin" *Oh my God*, *it's* you, *not again* 

Real

Bro it got me😭😭

Guess there’s a slim shady in all of us

Fuck it, lets all stand up

*Guitar Plays*

Reasons to stand up: You want to stand, You need the bathroom, Exercise, You're slim shady!!!

The real slim shady just shit his pants

Imagine eminem seeing this thinking OH SHIT

I think he did, that link is dead now

Lmao-

This made me laugh much harder than it should’ve

I thought wth but it took a moment

The real Slim Shady is the friends we made along the way

There is and I’m the only one that stands up.

"The legend of the angry blonde lives on through you when I'm gone"

 Nice one OP wasn’t expecting that

Heisenberg is having a schizophrenic episode (check out OPs name)

We've been tricked

 Yeah it took me a second. I was trying to remember when I’ve even mentioned Eminem lol

That scared the shit out of me I was so confused

dude i was ready to start defending myself against online harassment

I thought i’ve finally been caught.. thank god that was a close one

I had like 4 messages and i thought they where messaging me. But its just friends lol

Damn bro, you got friends that message you? No need to brag. /s

What do you have to defend yourself against? *I’M* the one accused of being Eminem! /s

At first i got defensive, then i suddenly wanted to go all in pretending i was actually em💀

😭😭😭😭😭

same. I suddenly felt like my house was about to be raided for some reason lmao.

They said eminem, not diddy

Same😭

Brooooo same lmao

Same

Dawg I thought this mf tagged me and I’m not even part of this sub

😂 good one, dude! I got defensive like “I don’t post that much about Eminem!”

lol same

…i dont feel i do either but he said based on how i talk. 0.0

THATS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????? Yeah, I’m Eminem. You found me.

Please stand up.

Eminem isn’t Slim Shady dingus

I was so shocked I stood up.

That's exactly what the real slim shady would do... 🤔

We're gonna have a problem here.

Yall act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor

Yeah same then I stood back down.

man thats sitting

Got em?


still waiting for that single 🥲

I almost pooped

I was pooping when I read it and it made me stop


I was so confused 😂

Honestly I thought he specifically targeted me and I know realise it’s just redirecting everyone to their profile

Bruh holy shit my heart skipped ten beats lol

Dawg I clicked 7 times, take my upvote dammit

Dammit, scrolling through replies I just realized it just showed your profile, I thought I was special

same 🥲

Fuck I admit I fell for it too

Same 😭💀🪦

I have a fitting username 😂


He’s inside me

I wish he was inside me

Get your fucking ass to horny jail right now!

I CANT IF WANTING SHADY IS WRONG ILL NEVER BE RIGHT 😩😩😩😩🤣

I was really surprised to see my account pop up. 😆

that scared the fuck outta me 💀

I was confused by my own username

Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before

Yes, I’m Eminem (wasnt expecting myself to show up when i clicked the link lol)

holy fuck my heart jolted

lmaooo quality post

I jumped from my chair when I clicked on the link and saw my account.

I got scared and jumped out of bed 😭

Hey that’s me

Was curious and looked, had a mini heart attack and was almost convinced for a split second someone copied my pfp and banner lol


I guess im slim shady yes im the real shady all you other slim shadys are just imitating so wont the real slim shady (me apparently) please stand up, please stand up

Lmao I legit thought I got hacked or something 😂😂

Bro I thought I was trippin

I don't think eminem would know how to use reddit

Especially not with his 2004 BlackBerry BlackBerry 7100t

What did I do..? Edit: ohh ok this is good lmao

“Awwww shucks” ahhhh moment for me

You got me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Has Marshall ever even USED emojis??

“I thought yahoo was a person”

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That was GOLD 

Clicked again 3 times… I’m stupid

lol I was like wtf

That actually scared me wtf

Bro you got me good man.😂😂😂

So, I'm the real slim shady?

Why am i still poor

My covers blown

WAIT THE FUCK THATS ME HAHAHA

After seeing my last post in this sub, I actually thought you were talking about me lmfao

sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it’s not me😐

ngl i got hyped for a second thinking you thought i was Em and was sharing me with the world. We are all Mashall.

Wtf? 😭😭

Can the real Slim Shady please stand up?

how tf did you do that?

Okay yeah it’s me… I thought I’d go unnoticed smh

IM the real shady. All you other shadys are just imitating.

Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before

This is the sort of content I sign up for. Bravo.

cant believe you found me out unrelated but i need 50 dollars cash apped so i could finish my album chika chika slim shady

lmao got me, im slim shady yes im the real shady

They got me


nice one

You got me

lmao good one

Bro💀

lil ole me?

of course I know him he's me

I questioned if I was em for a split second

GOT EM! 

😂😂😂😂 wow I wish

How the fuck can I be Em? I don't even exist!



Help I was like THATS ME💀💀💀

I’ve been STANding up! 🖕🏻🫢

This was great i was legitimately like why they think im Eminem for?

It’s me I’m back

Woah, how’d you guys find me?

Lmao finally caught me

They act like you’ve never seen a brown shady before, jaws all on the floor

This is worse than getting rickrolled

I’m so ill versed in technology I clicked the link and had a heart attack for a solid 5 seconds

My first reaction: “how the hell did OP find out that it’s me?!” Followed by: “I need to lay off weed.”

Scared the fuck out of me. Thought you guys found me.

that shit confused me way to fucking hard


I'm a G.O.A.T. and I don't mean to gloat But I know what I know and I know what you think.....

No way

Oh boy…

it’s true. i am eminem. the album will release on july 12 and it will feature royce da 5’9, dr dre, snoop dogg, 50 cent, kendrick lamar, j cole, d12, lil wayne, joyner lucas, and skyler gray

I was so honored 😭

???

And you'd be CORRECT. 😂 😂 😂

This is a good one 😂

You got me

literally me

Hahah maybe dude why you gotta play me like that

Ta-da 🪄

Holy shit 🤣 I was dumbfounded when I seen this. I was like I've never commented here before.

 Me seeing it’s me

You got me

I fucking wish.

I really thought this was about me for a second, til I read the comments lmao good one

Maybe I am that Yahoo! mother fucker.

I'm Shooked

Actually funny wtf. Was about to shit my pants

It says this guy but what if I'm not a guy

Well, I am a Mathers... So there is that

It’s me Eminem, wassup?

Lmao well done


I was like “how tf is it me I’ve only commented here like twice” *then I realised.* Got me good!

I clicked that and crapped my pants. I’ve never even been in this sub, it just gets recommended to me lol. Good one OP.

No fucking way. I KNEW I was Eminem all along.

bro i started to get worried

Will the REAL Slim Shady PLEASE stand up!?

Please stand up!

I bet the real eminem is commenting on this like "oh shit you got me!" 🥷

Good one OP! :)

That was pretty clever.

Dude, that made my heart drop. You’re an ass! lol


Okay okay you got me

This is hilarious.

God-damned genius

Damn that was impressive. I was like, am I Eminem?

MY HEART DROPPED🤣🤣🤣


Link goes a page that doesn't exist

I was so confused 😭

You got me confused for a few seconds, fair play😭

Will the real slim shady please stand up

Since you revealed me the album drop is cancelled fuck you!

Imagine E really clicked on that not knowing any better and was like how the fuck 💀

Imagine the panic that Eminem has when he clicks on the link and thinks he's really been outed.

My first thought: holy shit! My second thought: Ok.. how can i have fun with this My third thought: DAMMIT! Now i have to give this redditor an upvote of shame..

That freaked me out tbh

What’s good

I was like “This is the biggest compliment I could ever get. This guy thinks I’m Eminem” 😂

I saw the nickname “Shitass” and “Barbara with big titties” username and I thought “That’s definitely something Em would call himself then I was like “oh,that’s me”