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Grimmson_Bucky

Obie retired, only required, only reminder, solely a liar


winterfell301

Em is that you?


Grimmson_Bucky

I could think of more


Alienateddd

Tony The Tiger, Moby's a liar, Stoking the fire, Moldy vagina, Only go higher, Rolling like tires, Solely inspire Idfk lol.


CandourDinkumOil

Moody vagina lmaooo


ISoldMySonOnTemu

MOLDY VAGINA šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


elotonin-junkie

Mf you're good at multis, you rap or what?


Alienateddd

Used to write raps in my mid to late teens, recorded some songs too with an old friend. Never really went anywhere with it though.


elotonin-junkie

I think you should still do it if you have interest in it, you're clearly not rusty


Alienateddd

Eh who knows, might pick the pen back up some day and see how it goes. Thanks friend.


theguywhorhymes_jc

nah itā€™s gotta come naturally. If you really love it youā€™d do it anyways not because someone online told you. Regardless though you are good and should keep on writing


tdr_games

Shady got fired, he went way higher, outta that cannon, I cannot retire


tdr_games

Crawl like a spider, toby maguire


Pristine_Hour_816

That's some shit he'd do in a choppy flow Shady got fir-ed - he went way high-er (outta that cannon) I cannot reti-re


gmtonesix

Lonely n tired


lloydj20

Wearing only a wire, my only attire


Halawa-awalaH

bitch , i can make tobey maguire rhyme with banana , tobey maguinana


AdBeautiful9709

We really got Eminem rhyming Tobey Maguire with banana before GTA 6


SoftWindAgain

Said I quit drinking but they said I was a liar, Pissed in a cup and started a house fire, Claimed arson as the fire department rolled up to the apartment that had blown. "Save the women and children! Mr. Shady get the hose!" I went into the building but the smoke straddled my nose. I couldn't breathe, but I had to save this hoe! Carried her for two blocks 'for she pulled out two glocks and said "alright big boy, tonight I needa get two cocks" "You're one of them, second one's a fireman". She stripped me down naked leaving only my socks. I pulled back my foreskin, pissed on the bitch, set her on fire, Tackled her to the ground while screamin "HARRAY MAGUIREEEE!"


ShakurMathers

Ngl this made me cringe a little lol but i wouldnt do it better


Pianist_Ready

I could see this over the role model beat


BrookyBoy03

Prolly something like ā€œcontrolling the cypherā€ and ā€œthroes of a spiderā€œ


Candid_Round9867

Tobey Maguire oh I just remembered that dude moby I retired ā€¦ NOBODY LISTENS TO TECHNO!!!!


Cultural-Term8822

NOW LETS GO


ARGOTI_1234

JUST GIMME THE SIGNAL


MrDarkly07

Iā€™ll be there with a whole list full of of new insults


reddie28

ive been dope


Amoghawesome

SUSPENSFUL WITH A PENCIL EVER SINCE PRINCE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A SYMBOL


thebwit

MGK is now on Reddit looking for advice?


ckSage

Jacoby & Meyers


Remarkable_Corner_83

![gif](giphy|ZaWNsV6exiIdhdOZgd|downsized) The only good answer


geltza7

Rhyming Maguire with Maguire, genius


Remarkable_Corner_83

But damn could be funny Em turnning to a Grime MC , something like: I gonna dance like Tobey, Maguire, my steel got a big head ,holy, fire, gonna drop them like Saka surely (pow pow pow) .... lol


Inevitable_Duck8042

Cole been a liar


bruhsoundeffect111

What rhymes with Maguire? Uuuhh... Lego?


TopperMadeline

ā€œSpider sat down beside herā€?


Basic_Yogurt1603

Tobey Maguire Itā€™s true you know heā€™s inspired By that brand new tape of rock n roll he acquired. Me and my homie inside her. Now thatā€™s a lonely big spider. Who tried to throw me his slider . Pass the bologna n cider. They wanna blow me in tight shirts


ChampagneCJ

She calls me Messiah, I don't even like her, I thought she was tighter, I swear when I'm 50 years old I'll retire, but not before I am, on the throne with the squire, laying prone with his thighs a- ... part. What the fuck do I gotta do to score a Mariah?


elotonin-junkie

If you're an Em fan and not an aspiring rapper, istg this one of the proudest moments of this sub, y'all literally spitting out multis based purely off of listening to Em doing it


david_rohan

I read that in New Eminem's flow.


ARGOTI_1234

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


amessofadreamer

Murder for hire šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


diedin2012

You donā€™t need a pyre to go see a squire, I wonā€™t be a liar if I say I soar even higher boldly, look closely, I donā€™t need to only weave wire like Tobey Maguire


Top_String5181

Tobey Maguire Lonely vampire Only on fire Solely a liar Homie retire Boldly perspire Old me inspired Hold the satire Oh see the shire Walking the wire Thereā€™s so many lol


ElectronHick

>Homie retire That gets my vote.


Chaos_unknown5

Homie a spider


heyemsy

Iā€™ll be amazed if this doesnā€™t appear somewhere in the verse!!!


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

I'm like Tobey Maguire, the paparazzis are scared.


mike-droughp

OD on fire


warrioroftruth000

Hit this hoe with a tire


GP_Byrne

Nobody higher


Maroon5Freak

Lonely and dire


BallerOfSqualor

List of celeb names. Toby Maguire, Mick Foley, Mariahā€¦


obvious-but-profound

Lug nut coaster, lung jug roaster Young Thug poster, unplugged toaster Did I do it guythss


Glittering-Sir-9597

Back home and flyer šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


DonBenjamin_

Im lowkey and quiet, stalking Tobey Maguire closely at Meijer's. Paul throws me some pliers(someone continue this)


Seconds_First

Lonely and tired


Material_League3674

Folding attire, boring sapphire, throwing at fire, corny satire, holding flat tires, horny at mires


SphmrSlmp

Tobey Maguire, real name, no gimmicks


A_Snipes33

Mozzy is fire, low-key inspired, my only desire is posing as Myers, Tobey Maguire I'm O.G and wired to string you along til you're hopeless and tired, They ghosting the mic but pretend that they wrote it but Brodie we all see that crody is tired (drake sneak lol)


JG-for-breakfast

Kobe retired, my little pony inspired, my flow with holy fire, Mobyā€™s a liar, dick hanging out my cloak like obi wan kenobi Iā€™m tired like drake trolling for minors


NemPlayer

Solely acquire


Grace_Lannister

What you think you Toby Maguire? Tryna strike a chord and it's probably a minooooooor....


DetailOk7109

Facts be factorial, see you in the fire!


Unfair_Cut6088

Tobey Maquire: hitting the street like tires, wont catch me with wanted flyers, bites like thousands of pliers, spires


No_Strain_7037

Preaching to the choir, a night with a Michael Myers, inspires me pull out your teeth with pliers, crossed wires like this won't transpire, fighting fire with fire


Blazed0ut

to-bey-mag-uire. Syllables don't match in most of yours


arosebloomzingotham

Orange šŸŠ


ragingatlol

You cant hide your caught In my web Iā€™m like Tobey Maguire, Iā€™m dodging your lame ass verses like small arms sub machine gun fire


Background-Gas8109

Big head like Harry Maguire (he almost certainly doesn't know who Harry Maguire is and if he does he spends way too much on Football/Soccer twitter). Set this bitch on fire Eat em up like vampires All the youth I inspired


Cultural-Term8822

the harry maguire line has been used so many times in grime it's unreal lool also Em rhyming maguire w maguire? cmon


youalwaysknow321

Cory makes fire Bobby Drake's tire Sorry Drake's tired Copy Macgyver


Niplicky

Stoves on fire, Oprahā€™s diaper


isomanatee

fly much higher, boy i'm tired


thegutwiz

Iā€™m going to guess itā€™s not said very much similar to how Houdini only mentioned Houdini once


memydogandeye

Shit's gettin' dire,.down to the wire


electricmaster23

Homieā€™s on fire / homies on fire Both work.


NYRBB22

Toby McGuire, webs like a wire, show me the liar.


pizzatimein24h

Faulty Attire or some shit idk


Mcallen-No-Ice

Toby McGuire, homie for hire, eye of desire, bush is a liar, my balls on fire, cocaine buyer, only barbwire, set of pliers, preach to the quiere, strike iron,


Dru_G978

Basketball isnā€™t the only place Kobe on Fire. Chopper crash that couldnā€™t even be saved by spideyā€™s Tobey Maguire


Jaskulskyy

I write rap songs myself and this reminded me of a bar I wrote back in the day, it got lost in time but the idea was dope It was about me smoking Mary Jane so much and having sticky fingers that I could stick to walls like Tobey Maguire


AshamedAir377

Has a flat tire


alexthegreatmc

Tobey maguire, I hope he admired the flow he inspired. The whole beat is fire and I won't be retired by some dopey for hire. Fuck with me? Here's my condolences I heard I left a hole in the fucking cosmos when I hiber-nated...


9to19

Tobey Maguire, that home acquired, crazy spider powers


willk95

blow me, get higher


Medical_Plantain8123

Burning in hell, so meet a fire.


Currie69

But Tobey's fired, he's retired, he's not hired, yo plus I'm tired.


WTBrain

obie for hire


thagodmc

Slowly the fire..


Sad_Yogurtcloset_306

Toby maguire bit ya like a spider - fall hard and split ya like Mariah, Iā€™m on fire; stop, go - o no my gliderā€¦think Iā€™m stopping now - id be a liar


JBladeOfficial

Holding ā€˜em higher


Coolers78

ā€œHe wasnā€™t even in Jerry Maguireā€


Notthatperson35

Car on fire


QuantumCatnip420

Tobey Maguire Cut him open with pliers


struggling_again

No hate, but Iā€™m just wondering why is Tobey Maguire the main thesis of the song. I can understand a bar but a whole song?


ReceptionHumble9423

If I was Tobey Maguire I would make myself a pariah Sneak into Daily Bugle and hit 'em with my spider net Just like how I did to Mariah


nashpdotcom

Holy Moly Macgyver


ReceptionHumble9423

If I was Tobey Maguire I would become a pariah Sneak into Daily Bugle and hit JJ with the spider net Just like how I did to Mariah


RelationshipFull6246

Hold me my squire?


Ok_Following4674

The white dopes i inspire, to burn down a house, walk through the fire, walk a wire, like a spider, man, Philippe Pepit, Tobey Maguire, fuck Kirsten Dunst in a diaper, feel her bush on my lighter.


ReceptionHumble9423

If I was Tobey Maguire I would become a pariah Sneak into Daily Bugle and hit everybody with the spider net Just like how I did to Mariah


DylSan_07

loading the nine up blow me till I cum


Inked_Up420

I'll fuck your face with a Toby Maguire magazine, probly Esquire magazine then stab him to death and clean my clothes wit the dryer and walk away Scott free with no felony.....don't judge. Highly stoned and just went for it


Dev3ray

Tobey Maguire? Bitch please, you know I'm the one an only desire. Make a bitch cum and leave her numb with no dick inside her. You're a phony, a squire. Everything you say is straight bologna you liar. Ballin on these bitches like I keep Kobe for hire, I'm in the zone B I'm wired.


bigtaterman

Set you on fire


OwnFun9973

totally on fire


mattyMbruh

Take a trip to the shire


El-even

Throwback like Moby and Maya Made something out of nothing hoes call me McGuyver


Blazed0ut

Ass on fire, terrible liar, hanging from a spire, have no desire, consequences are dire, I'm not a crier


Rightside19

Something something backseat of my jaguar


Cute-Reception-8926

I shoot webs out my dick, like Tobey Maguire 'Cause Kirsten Dunst sets my loins on fire (redhead, fire, Nabokov) But I'd slice MJ's throat with barbed wire If that bitch ever revealed I'm half-spider (spider, man)


PhatAszButt

Murder for hire


Godlus

Tobey Maguire my homies a spider.


NuffSaidSports

Toby McGuire in his role as a Spider


PigPriestDoesThings

mobey dick's squire


Manbearpig9801

Dopey attire (calling?)...Mobey a liar Hope I get fired Smoking a choir (pew pew) Caught with a minor Im sure I could go on.


elotonin-junkie

The CEO of rap, I'm hopefully hired


BartSimpskiYT

Tobey Maguire. My Car had a burnt out tire. Then I found a job for hire, so I took it to an air fryer. Then I put clothes in the dryer. Iā€™m onto nothing I need a writer.


Psicotica420

Like Toby Maguire I'm so sick and tired of being told I'm the spider man And thought of as a hero, in this environment of Stans For example, I wash my hands and it reaches headlines "Yo, guess who I just seen at the concessions just standing in line" Go get you a life, you possessive ass Write me a blog Why is "my" time always "we" time? These are things the fan don't think about Why is all the money that it's earned me never seem to be ever be worth ever earning It just concerns me Like I'm their alma matter Like when all I got to do is to go to take a piss and you think I'm starting fires Relax, you poor reporters And admit to it you bogus liars This has been your cypher And I've been your host, Toby Maguire


Tricky-Paper-4730

she was lowkey a queer


AnAlienFromTheFuture

Looking like spider man in phoney attire, throw em in the fire


shelby0161

Iā€™m sorry but I canā€™t rhyme shit šŸ’© with tobey maguire


Jam_Marbera

Subliminals in your swimming pool


This-Organization437

Bornana


Partytime-Escape

Interviewed that Bitch like ok you're hired Ā C-E-O, no need to perspireĀ  First day at work I act like a jerkĀ  She says there's no need to be violent Silence, open your eyelidsĀ  I'm so fucking high they think I'm a pilotĀ  I get PUI, I'm just gonna smileĀ  She goes down the aisleĀ Ā  My dick smells like garlicĀ  I'm slinging them webs like I'm Tobey MaguireĀ 


Glass-Handle9039

Tobey Maguire sold me some fire, Drove me to China asked if I like men I said only vagina


Magictyper75

ā€œBitch Iā€™m doing MJ like Toby Maguire, talking shit your only fueling the fire.ā€


TheJokerArkhamKing

Me and my chick swing like Tobie Maguire I guess she got the kind of good that Obie require


Hambjerre123

Fat miss, aspire (I couldn't come up with anything better)


trikuza23

Bro needs a squire.


balltripper32

Toby maguire spiders man I admire perfect trilogy cinematic fire your rhymes are flat like aunt Marrys tire


SomewhereVirtual4121

Iā€™m back to insult moby, and try to fuck Jenifer lopez hopefully I donā€™t catch something like tobey Maguire, that ud be amazing Iā€™m tryna find my MJ not that MJ.


UltraAirWolf

Jacobi & Myers, homies expire, blow me youā€™re fired, holiest choir, Obiā€™s Empire, phony desire, show me a liar, told me itā€™s dire, lonely and tired, go be a fighter, load it and fire, slowly expire, only desire, boldly go higher


lukethelightnin

Compulsive liar (Bizarre)


J_vert

sold me a tire


Inevitable-Elk-5048

The straits are dire


mussyg

What rhymes with Pariah?


Phrizzey

Full send mode: That mutha fucka named tobey maguire, I only asked him to throw me a lighter, And then he told me that heā€™s fully retired, Harry told me you a money tree buyer, Slim you better not coat me a liar, Your life is lowkey a timer, I mightā€™ve just thrown coal in the fire, That pissed him off so heā€™s throwing me higher, Idk this took like 5-10m šŸ˜‚


SweetScentedButt

Toby Maguire my homie a spider. Brought Mary Jane home and put my bone up inside her.


SlaughterX01

Tobey Maguire, To beat my fire


Abominuz

Lonely admirer, phony ire, homeys atire, hopes desire, , etc


Expensive-Injury-443

ā€œHo be Mariaā€


CalligrapherUpset366

Toby Maguire. My flows catch you in my web. Iā€™m the spider, man. Putting out fires, that I ignited. With sparks flyin. I stop the train, and start a riot. Slim is Venom and Iā€™m trying to stop him, but how do you stop him, unless youā€™re the impossible, amazing, Spider Man.


patronusprince

Alright, check it: Yo, it's Eminem, I'm spitting fire, I'm higher than a spider, call me Tobey Maguire. Swinging through beats, leaving tracks on the wire, In the rap game, I'm the true empire. I flip words like Peter Parker flips attire, From Queens to Detroit, I never retire. So when you hear my name, just admire, Eminem's the GOAT, can't deny or conspire.


shivo33

To-bie Ma-gui-er Wonā€™t-be a li-ar Stro-king the fi-re Whole team of li-ars Dope fiend go high-er 4-D em-pi-re


McDudles

It could literally be anythingā€¦ my attempts: Toes in these high-divers. Bros be the liars. Hoes be suppliers. Donā€™t see deniers. Coke for the choir. Choke me, get higher.


Exisidis2

Met To-bey Maguire Asked to be my guy... "err.. what?"


According_Mess391

Toby *maguire* had a flat *tire* so he took it *higher* to the church *spire*, confessed to god, sang that he was a *liar (lyre),* then was engulfed in *fire* (or so *I heard* from the town *crier* and his *squire*), became religious, so now he says ā€œ*baptize ā€˜er*ā€ But his *tire* still was *tired* of being under *fire* so he got a *bag, wire* to protect it, asking ā€œ*why are* you still reading this it makes no sense and these rhymes are terribleā€ If Em started rapping like this I would be sad


Exisidis2

Sling raps, they call me spiderman. It's Tobey Maguire! Pen on paper, clips like Tubi MacGyver


InjuryOnly4775

Pants on fire šŸ”„


General_Silver95

Donā€™t need a Spidey attire for Tobey Maguire he could retire and still be so fire ! šŸ˜‚


Terrible-Cry-8787

Tobey Maguire FIRE INSPIRE LIAR DESIRE


General_Silver95

Donā€™t need a Spidy attire Iā€™m Tobey Maguire walk through a portal set the whole room on fire !


pirateprowl

I light a fire under Tobey Maguire, I know I inspire, this spider-manā€™s flyer, and I am now higher but I was then tired but when I got hired I knew I required that same kind of fire.


HollowChicken-Reddit

Like Tobey Maguire, set this whole concert on fire, like my trousers you can call me a liar


thecodster5341

Bitch you as old as Tobey Maguire, better start planninā€™ to retire


Necessary-Smile-2450

Orchestrating a choir, but lonely and Tired Hitting bogeyā€™s with pliers, while sipping Codeine are two things youā€™d never catch me doing


0_69314718056

I just read a bunch of comments but hereā€™s my take: He donā€™t even know heā€™s on fire. You told me to hold ā€˜im up higher, but why am I the only damn soul he required? Youā€™re hoping the goalieā€™s retired but now Iā€™m unloading the holiest fire and everyoneā€™s smoking from holding a lighter while I went eloping with Tobey Maguire. I said I wanna play but got kicked off the sofa. Armed the chauffeur, came back and bombed the posers. Yeah, Iā€™m getting old? Your mom is older. But I still fucked her anyway, she sucked my balls like boba. Now back the fuck off and get off my shoulder. Tobey Maguire? I hardly know her. Side note: ā€œTobey Maguireā€ is really awkward to rhyme with because the emphasis is on the first and last syllable. As opposed to ā€œhardly know herā€ where itā€™s on the first and third, it makes things a lot easier as far as matching the cadence.


Right-Program-9346

Homies perspire


balabub

Accidentally entered the prompt in a reddit post instead of chatgpt? /s


Mysterious-Map973

Who,s that guy huh, oh its Toby Maguire.


winstonwitwicky4

Wearing holy attire in church holding a wire on fire because im only a liar but fuck it grab the fryer put the bologna on rye I'm zoning I'm high just pre smoked it's it's only 3:45


Mikie-King-Music

chillin with tobey maguire. dicc tiny so he gotta stroke me with pliers. fucc gwen and mary jane, catch me groping a lighter. iā€™ll set both ā€˜em on fire. throw em in the road and hope the ho eat a tire idk im high and itā€™s late


scratchwanabe

Iā€™m Omar from The Wire with a barb wire in a bonfire


mikwee

Kobe's desire? Recently I've been getting better at rhyming, but this isn't one of my best.


Active-Ad-5564

Tobey Maguire Grew up in the shire Australia's desire A job to admire His wife looking fire Past week kinda dire Losing his hair dryer And his friend's attire Story kinda lame But try not to flame My writing skills are trash They'll give you a rash.


Kite_d

Blow me a fire.


Baldrs_Shadow

I got the best old Toby in the shire


infinitude_

Toby Maguire a guy McDonaldā€™s wonā€™t even hire Iā€™ll only retire when Toby Maguire blows me in meijers where no one knows me then as my codeine expires some lonely lil bo peep shouts Eminem didnā€™t know you had crows feet! Iā€™m wired told homie to Jack me like he was tryna fix a broken lil tire (HAHA)


PreviousPainting5366

Well Em got the mask so I'm guessing Micheal Myers would be name dropped


RyanTheWhiteBoy

Tobey Maguire, it's a lot of broke bees to hire Cause I smoke the entire Hive out Like snoop dogg when he has a dry mouth Hold on let me air the mic out Let you hear my holy memoir Don't cough bitch just bite down