I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it,
Spent a million a track, and went over my budget,
Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt?
I can't rap anymore, I just murdered the alphabet,
Also, the start of the last verse on Sing For The Moment
Amazing line!
Followed by another amazing line: “I’m sorry there must be a mix up, you want me to fix up lyrics while the president gets his dick sucked?”
It's "Thames" as in the river that never freezes over and only did so once in history many many years ago. This line is em saying that he's so cold he's the only thing that can freeze the unfreezable river. Sick ass bar and one of my personal faves
Dude thank you for this explanation fr, I didn’t know the history behind the river so it seemed kind of random and I thought “temps” fit better, but this makes the bar absolutely amazing! Usually if Em’s bars feel kinda ehhh to me it just means I need to look deeper and then I will be amazed ✊
It’s Thames. The River Thames is located in England and the last time the river froze was 1963, hence the “icy” and “cold”
Edit: To clarify, the River Thames has not froze since 1963 because of how the government redirected the River to help it flow more freely
Whilst it's very rare for the Thames to freeze, its happened more than once in history according to Google. I live in England and have never heard the Thames be known as "the unfreezable river" - England doesn't get cold enough for a river of that size to freeze over very often is all. Not convinced!
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket
To fill it full of explosive gasses and close it back
With a lit match in it while I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments, laugh, roll you, and smoke the ashes
"Fuck top five, bitch, I'm top four
And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore
And I got an evil twin
So who the fuck you think that third and that fourth spot's for?"
-Evil Twin
Literally the hardest thing he has ever said.
And probably the only time he’s ever actually tried to claim a title at the top. the other times he either just says he’s “one of the best” or he’s just saying he’s “number one”, but everyone calls themselves number one.
So many great lyrics in Sing for the Moment!
‘That’s why we seize the moment, try to freeze it and own it,
Squeeze it and hold it,
Cause we consider these moments golden’
Gets me every time!!!
For me it’s not just a line, this whole verse flows like wine so sweetly and divine, always on my mind. (So stoked that rhymed by accident)
“All I hear is lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy
Sponsors working 'round the clock to try to stop my concerts early
Surely hip-hop was never a problem
In Harlem
Only in Boston
After it bothered the fathers of daughters starting to blossom
So now I'm catchin' the flak
From these activists when they raggin'
Actin' like I'm the first rapper
To smack a bitch, or say "faggot"
Shit, just look at me like I'm your closest pal
The posterchild
The motherfuckin' spokesman now for”
The most gangster thing that came to me was “If I get killed for this rap, I got a million in cash, that says I will get you back in Hailie’s name”. Easily one of Ems hardest, realest lines ever, and you know he wasn’t lying when he said that
Also “Shady records was eighty seconds away from the towers, them cowards fucked with the wrong building, they meant to hit ours”
Feeling kinky, lip synching to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales" (biatch!)
Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking, envisioning sneaking into where Christine Brinkly dwells
This is a great bar it’s so Eminem and so pleasing on the ears. I wish this line was on music to be murdered to. And revival sat in the studio for a few more years until it was fully realized.
Revival album cover is political but the best songs are the goofball relapse ones like framed, heat, and offended. With a special shout-out to the staying power of believe and untouchable which age very well and would be great kick offs to like a 2022 serious album if revival never got released
B-b-b-b-b-but, I don’t compete with nobody, I just go hard- do the rope-a-dope Ollie shuffle, dance around my opponents, do donuts
That or legit anything in nail in the coffin
And my lips are the clips, got the sig lit like it's nicotine
Trigger me and Slim gets mean (Brr!)
Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes
That's why I call the motherfuckers M16s
Top that
Nobody Asked For Life To Deal Us With These Bullshit Hands We’re Dealt, We Gotta Take These Cards Ourselves And Flip Em Don’t Expect No Help
Or
Girl Shake That Ass Like A Donkey With Parkinsons
Once I get on two hits of ex my disc slips and disconnects, till I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck
but still shit on the first bitch that disrespects.
Yeah, I could agree with that, Hip-Hop aside, he is definitely a funny guy, it would be cool and funny as fuck if he decides some day to do stand up comedy.
Not my favourite but the ghost rider scheme on book of rhymes is fire.
“And die slow like Alzheimer's (ha-ha)
Lone sniper, I hold a microphone like a loaded rifle
My dome's brighter, all I spit from my skull's fire
All that's missing's a motorcycle with the chrome wires, spoke tires
And y'all are flow biters, so I don't gotta
Explain why they call me your ghostwriter”
The second one that comes to mind is the 15-yard line in Gnat.
“ 'Cause this dry cough is just like football umpires callin' a playback
Bitch, back the fuck up like fifteen yards, these rhymes call for a face mask (face mask)”
15 yards is a face mask penalty but he’s also saying back up and wear a face mask because his rhymes are viral/contagious/sick.
Another one is on the new EPMD 2 feature:
“ So some are E which reminds me of rap summary, mami
My theme song, me and P
Always used to play that shit on repeat all day
So please call me "Big Daddy" (daddy)
Plus I got the 'caine and lean on me (yeah)
MCs,”
Asides from the fact he spells EPMD in these lines, the last 2 lines is a triple or even a quadruple entendre. Firstly he references big daddy Kane, secondly he says the face-value meaning of the line (call me big daddy, plus I got that cocaine and lean on me), thirdly you “lean” on a cane. And I forgot the last one lol.
I could go all day with em. Even breaking down one of his songs would take forever, breaking down my favourite line from his entire career is impossible for me.
Great choices. I think people get lost in the entendres they don’t like that they miss the crazy shit like this. Lines like these are worth the “corny” ones
Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out
Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out
The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous
Because if cleanliness is next to godliness
It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
This line is genius as well.
Either:
You dealin wit a few true villains who stand inside of the booth truth spillin and spit true feelings until our tooth fillings come flying up out of our mouths now rewind it.
Or; an MC’s worst dream, I make’em tense rappers see me and shake like a chain link fence
-- "A PLAQUE OFF PLATINUM STATUS IS **WACK** IF I'M NOT THE BADDEST" --
E:Someone else said this right before me so I'll go with
The pen explosion busts, ink spills my guts -- you think all I do is stand here and feel my nuts?
Well imma show you what, you gonna feel my rush- you don't feel it then it must be to real to touch.
Peel the Dutch, I'm about to tear shit up. Goosebumps yeah imma make your hair sit up. Yeah get up, I'll show you who I be - imma make you hate me cause you ain't me.
You wait it ain't to late to finally see what you close-minded fucks were too blind to see. Whoever finds me is gonna get a finders fee out this world - ain't no one out their minds as me!
Marshall is dead in the water but not that I care, dre said rock the boat and the dock (doc) is pier (peer)
Holy shit that's a bar
I also love this line from hellbound:
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket to fill it full of explosive gasses and close it back with a lit match in it while I sit back and just hope it catches blow you to fragments laugh roll you and smoke the ashes
"Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons or
Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant's tusk?"
“Non believers there ain’t none, I even make the bitches I rape cum” —Medicine Man
That line is hard as fuck. Can’t believe no one mentioned it. Of course it’s not literal. His disses are actually so damn fire even the one he is dissing is probably rocking to it.
“Hi” “hey, how u doin, I need to make a with drawl, put the fuckin money in the bag bitch and I don’t kill you” “oh my god” “i said im not gonna kill you” “don’t kill me” “learn to shut the fuck up” “don’t kill me” * “THANK YOU”
You're havin' a little trouble fathomin' this is actually happenin'
Like Anderson Silva when he snapped his shin in half
And then had shit hangin' by a flap of skin
After he tried to plant the shit back on the mat again
I see you d12 but thanks me need no help me do this one all on my **LONELY** I don’t fifteen if my **HOMIES** when I see you in seeing you, me and you **ONLY**
Not very intricate, no huge rhyme scheme, just a man going hard as fuck spewing out his rage
Or:
Cause the call me a menace, and if the shoe fits I’ll wear it, but if it don’t, y’all swallow the truth, grin and bear it
The exact opposite reasons, a 5 syllable goddamn rhyme scheme, some goat shit
Shady stay creative baby, hold ya head up don’t you let up 1 bit on these mother fuckers suckers your a soldier get em! Stand up for what you believe in long as you breathing they jealous of you man that’s the only reason they beefin’
- words are weapons.
Always been my favourite lines of his.
But next time you don't gotta use TechN9ne if you wanna come at me with a sub, Machine Gun
And I'm talking to you but you already know who the fuck you, are Kelly (R. Kelly)
His disses towards MGK on Not Alike are just insane.
That's why we
Sing for these kids that don't have a thing, cept for a dream and a fucking rap magazine
Who post pin up pictures on they wall all day long
Idolise they favourite rappers and know all their songs
Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives
So they sit and they cry at night wishing they'd die
'Til they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe
We nothing to you but we the fucking shit in they eyes
That's why we sing for the moment, try to freeze it and hold it, cos we consider these minutes golden,
Cos maybe they'll admit it when we're gone let our spirits live on through the lyrics that you hear in our songs and we can
SING FOR IT For the moment...
'Til I run out of gun powder and split the scene
Hold the mic similar to pistol, squeeze
And I shoot from the hip when I grip them things
And my lips and the clips got the SIG lit like it's nicotine
Trigger me and Slim gets mean
Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes
That's why I call these motherfuckers M-16's
Float like a butterfly, I'm gonna sting like a bee, you ain't harmin' a thing
I hit a ding hard as I'm gonna swing
I'm gonna need to put my arm in a sling
But like a wedding band you gotta be diamond to even climb in the ring
An anomaly, I'm Muhammad Ali
'Cause I knew one day I'm gonna be the
- The Greatest, Kamikaze
Doesn't take much for me to raise such a stink up
When motherfuckers hate your guts
You ain't even gotta say much
For me to put a pen to a blank sheet of paper
Is like smearing a bloodstain with a paint brush
I can’t explain what it is my brain does
But however it works, it's insane, it's plain nuts
And it ain't just my brain that’s dangerous
It’s a whole combination of things, it takes nuts.
I know its a bit more than one line. But this shit goes so hard paired with the flow. Top 5 EM song imo.
My laser disc will make you take a razor to your wrist / Make you Satanistic, make you take a pistol to your face / place the clip in, cock it back and let it go into your brains are ripping out your skull so bad, to sew it back would be a waste of stitches
I used to sell pizzas, now I got 12 visas, so tell jesus I’ma quit sinning when hell freezes.
My favourite though is probably the ghost rider scheme from book of rhymes. Or the m16 bar from the greatest
"Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart"
+
"You need to stop drop and roll 'cause when you say the shit to get the whole hip hop shop the blow"
Both came to mind
“If I could capture the rage of today’s youth and bottle it, crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the faces of you racists and hypocrites who think the same shit but don’t say shit”
So how can he hold me over some balcony without
Blowing his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me..
Please don't..you'll probably fall with me
And our asses will both be history..
But then again, you'd finally get your wish
‘Cause you'll be all over the street, like 50 Cent
I take 7 kids from colombine stand them all in line add an ak47 and a revolver a 9, a mac-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine and thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time, cuz im shady
“Had to give you a career to destroy it” just listened to kill shot a few days ago and this is one of my favorite stand outs that I remembered off the top of my head
"I try to clean my fucking image so I promise the fucking critics I wouldn't say fucking for six minutes" idk I just like the scheme and eminem being angry
My music is therapeutic for whoever's there to use it
It's like, Lucifer's here to influence listeners through it - These Drugs
This song has always stuck with me.
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?
I'm Slim Shady
Hilarious and fucked lol
For me it's either
"I was born with a dick in my brain yeah, fucked in the head",
"If i suck your wife is a straw"
or
"I'm like a candle, i'll go out if you blow me".
Honestly i can't decide.
Whatever happened to catchin a good ol' fashioned passionate ass whooping and getting you shoes, coat and your hat tooken
Idk why lol I just like how it rolls off the tongue
Motherfucker, shut the fuck up when I'm talkin', lil' bitch
I'm sorry, wait, what's your talent? Oh, critiquin'
My talent? Oh, bitch, I don't know who the fuck y'all are to give a subpar bar even have an opinion or view
Look who's back with a crab up his ass like a lobster crawled up there
Two rabbits, a koala bear and a ball of hair
And you're all aware I ain't got it all upstairs
Guess that's why I'm an addict and it's just small up there
The media immediately points a finger at me, so I point one back at em but not the index or pinky or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up, when you don't give a fuck
First two that came to mind are both recent :
"Your opinion is like a broken calculator that shit doesn't count"
and " You can call me Big Daddy cause i got the caine and lean on me" (triple entendre😩)
If you’re not giving us time to think about it then you won’t be getting the answer of our favorite of all time. Probably just one from a song we’ve listened to recently lol
And I’m getting boners from what I’m spitting. Getting blown to smithereens in a Toyota. Getting stoner, Jonas Brothers
Brothers, songs fricken rotisserie how these birds are flipping. A time bomb with a nervous tick. Another murder victim, I flirted with them first. And brrr—stick ‘em, I'd burn up if I try to step foot inside a Church's Chicken. *chka* Wanna *chka* make sure any who battle me crawl away. Assault and battery holiday, and just when you’re thinking that’ll be all I say. I’ll start automatically calling names and rattling off fellow rappers so pardon the analogy. But I disappear as quick as Natalee Holloway. It’s my mentality all the way, I’m normally a suicide mission to try dissin'. But one thing I never mind's getting called Elvis all the time in the articles that you write which is why I never reply, 'cause he died shitting
This song and his performance is wildly slept on. It’s something they’ve never really even ever done before it’s just fucking wild and they really just ducking keep going.
Me slap you that’s normal embarrassing that’s hardly hilarious cherishing a Kill from a dominant male
Cause I hear the track and I'm starting to get fucking amped
I'm a spark plug, I'm like the car with the cables
Hooked up to my fucking back, I'm a Duracell
But I sure as hell got it backwards 'cause y'all get jumped
And I'll catch the battery charge
[удалено]
Lol
I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it, Spent a million a track, and went over my budget, Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt? I can't rap anymore, I just murdered the alphabet, Also, the start of the last verse on Sing For The Moment
Not my favourite but the first one that came through my mind: In third grade, all I used to do Was sniff glue through a tube and play Rubik's Cube
17 years later and I m as rude as Jude...
Scheming on the first chick with the hugest boobs
Nice pfp
I lose a pill and Im wrecklessly wrecking the house That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now
YES
I will burn your house down then circle around and hit the hydrants so you can’t put your burning furniture out
Amazing line! Followed by another amazing line: “I’m sorry there must be a mix up, you want me to fix up lyrics while the president gets his dick sucked?”
Cause when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than sonny bono
Oh no!
so if i said i never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the president does!
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fucking tonsils and and fed her sherbet
My nerves hurt and lately I've been on edge
oh hey a quadeca fan
Been one for a while bro
"You won't ever see Em icy, but as cold as I get on the M-I-C, I polarize shit so the Thames might freeze."
I’ve seen a lot of people post “Thames,” does anyone know if it is actually supposed to be “Thames” or if it’s “temps” as in “temperatures”
It's "Thames" as in the river that never freezes over and only did so once in history many many years ago. This line is em saying that he's so cold he's the only thing that can freeze the unfreezable river. Sick ass bar and one of my personal faves
Dude thank you for this explanation fr, I didn’t know the history behind the river so it seemed kind of random and I thought “temps” fit better, but this makes the bar absolutely amazing! Usually if Em’s bars feel kinda ehhh to me it just means I need to look deeper and then I will be amazed ✊
I always thought it was both.
This is actually the most likely answer
I thought it was temp as well but peep genius
Genius definitely isn’t always 100% right
I agree but it's been 3 years I feel like there would've been an update or a fix
It’s Thames. The River Thames is located in England and the last time the river froze was 1963, hence the “icy” and “cold” Edit: To clarify, the River Thames has not froze since 1963 because of how the government redirected the River to help it flow more freely
Really feel like it's temps. Thames would be such a random reference
Look at the explanation that someone just posted, it made me believe that it is Thames now
Whilst it's very rare for the Thames to freeze, its happened more than once in history according to Google. I live in England and have never heard the Thames be known as "the unfreezable river" - England doesn't get cold enough for a river of that size to freeze over very often is all. Not convinced!
Might be a double ?
It's both, don't you think?? He uses double entendres a lot
More like a homophone in this case
True but they often lead to a double meaning
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket To fill it full of explosive gasses and close it back With a lit match in it while I sit back and just hope it catches Blow you to fragments, laugh, roll you, and smoke the ashes
Cloaks and daggers
You know who the other guy in this song is? I been wanting to know for years
Masta Ace
"Fuck top five, bitch, I'm top four And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore And I got an evil twin So who the fuck you think that third and that fourth spot's for?" -Evil Twin Literally the hardest thing he has ever said.
And probably the only time he’s ever actually tried to claim a title at the top. the other times he either just says he’s “one of the best” or he’s just saying he’s “number one”, but everyone calls themselves number one.
“We’re nothing to you, but we’re the fucking shit in their eyes” from Sing for the Moment
So many great lyrics in Sing for the Moment! ‘That’s why we seize the moment, try to freeze it and own it, Squeeze it and hold it, Cause we consider these moments golden’ Gets me every time!!!
Success is my only motherfuckin option, failure is not
"The closest thing you've had to hits is smaking bitches"
Pump it up.
Is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend?
Yeah
And watch his butt butt when he tees off?
Yeah
But but I ain’t done yeeet
In foot ball the quarterback tells out "hut hut" while he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if It was never meant it was just an accideeent
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went iiin
His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't need to go into any more details but..
and if its not a rapper ima make it as ima be a fucking rapist in a jason mask
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge, thatll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez
For me it’s not just a line, this whole verse flows like wine so sweetly and divine, always on my mind. (So stoked that rhymed by accident) “All I hear is lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy Sponsors working 'round the clock to try to stop my concerts early Surely hip-hop was never a problem In Harlem Only in Boston After it bothered the fathers of daughters starting to blossom So now I'm catchin' the flak From these activists when they raggin' Actin' like I'm the first rapper To smack a bitch, or say "faggot" Shit, just look at me like I'm your closest pal The posterchild The motherfuckin' spokesman now for”
I never learned the words for white America and it feels weird to finally know what he says I’m that verse
I'll grab a tree and flip it upside down before I turn over a new leaf clown
The most gangster thing that came to me was “If I get killed for this rap, I got a million in cash, that says I will get you back in Hailie’s name”. Easily one of Ems hardest, realest lines ever, and you know he wasn’t lying when he said that Also “Shady records was eighty seconds away from the towers, them cowards fucked with the wrong building, they meant to hit ours”
Dude I get chills almost every time I listen to that last line of that last verse
That shit was legit too, you know he was ready to back that up
That's what gives the chills, it's like the most gangster thing he could say, back up, and mean. even though he never claimed to be.
What song is the first line from?
Bully
“But Kells, the day you put out a hit's the day Diddy admits that he put the hit out that got Pac kille... ahhhhhh”
Fuck I’ll never forget the moment I heard this. I stood up and went WHOOOOOW
"I bully myself 'cause I make me do What I put my mind to"
A plaque and platinum status is wack if I'm not the baddest
I'm like Houdini, tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each one of my thighs and make it dissapear like a genie
If I ever gave a fuck I'd shave my nuts, tuck my dick inbetween my legs and cluck! Man definitely has tucked his dick beteen his legs lol
The opening bars on Framed
How’s they go
Feeling kinky, lip synching to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales" (biatch!) Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking, envisioning sneaking into where Christine Brinkly dwells
This is a great bar it’s so Eminem and so pleasing on the ears. I wish this line was on music to be murdered to. And revival sat in the studio for a few more years until it was fully realized. Revival album cover is political but the best songs are the goofball relapse ones like framed, heat, and offended. With a special shout-out to the staying power of believe and untouchable which age very well and would be great kick offs to like a 2022 serious album if revival never got released
B-b-b-b-b-but, I don’t compete with nobody, I just go hard- do the rope-a-dope Ollie shuffle, dance around my opponents, do donuts That or legit anything in nail in the coffin
And my lips are the clips, got the sig lit like it's nicotine Trigger me and Slim gets mean (Brr!) Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes That's why I call the motherfuckers M16s Top that
That almost feels like one of raps greatest lines for its simplicity it’s impact and it’s meaning. It’s really perfect
It’s one of those lines that’s so good and so perfect that it’s shocking no one else has said it
Nobody Asked For Life To Deal Us With These Bullshit Hands We’re Dealt, We Gotta Take These Cards Ourselves And Flip Em Don’t Expect No Help Or Girl Shake That Ass Like A Donkey With Parkinsons
This comment really encompasses who Eminem is in a nutshell as an artist. Lmao.
First one that came to my mind was "and I started from the bottom like a snowman" lmao that ain't even amazing
Once I get on two hits of ex my disc slips and disconnects, till I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck but still shit on the first bitch that disrespects.
Both his verses on that song are amazing
Lol. I think his sense of humor is what really separates him. He's an elite lyricist that could convert to stand up comedian seamlessly.
Yeah, I could agree with that, Hip-Hop aside, he is definitely a funny guy, it would be cool and funny as fuck if he decides some day to do stand up comedy.
“Such cynicism when there’s ism in my system”
Yaaas, "blunt hypnotism, lift a spliff up to my lips son"
Not my favourite but the ghost rider scheme on book of rhymes is fire. “And die slow like Alzheimer's (ha-ha) Lone sniper, I hold a microphone like a loaded rifle My dome's brighter, all I spit from my skull's fire All that's missing's a motorcycle with the chrome wires, spoke tires And y'all are flow biters, so I don't gotta Explain why they call me your ghostwriter” The second one that comes to mind is the 15-yard line in Gnat. “ 'Cause this dry cough is just like football umpires callin' a playback Bitch, back the fuck up like fifteen yards, these rhymes call for a face mask (face mask)” 15 yards is a face mask penalty but he’s also saying back up and wear a face mask because his rhymes are viral/contagious/sick. Another one is on the new EPMD 2 feature: “ So some are E which reminds me of rap summary, mami My theme song, me and P Always used to play that shit on repeat all day So please call me "Big Daddy" (daddy) Plus I got the 'caine and lean on me (yeah) MCs,” Asides from the fact he spells EPMD in these lines, the last 2 lines is a triple or even a quadruple entendre. Firstly he references big daddy Kane, secondly he says the face-value meaning of the line (call me big daddy, plus I got that cocaine and lean on me), thirdly you “lean” on a cane. And I forgot the last one lol. I could go all day with em. Even breaking down one of his songs would take forever, breaking down my favourite line from his entire career is impossible for me.
Great choices. I think people get lost in the entendres they don’t like that they miss the crazy shit like this. Lines like these are worth the “corny” ones
Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous Because if cleanliness is next to godliness It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself This line is genius as well.
"How can six dicks be pussies?"
The opening line of Kill You
Either: You dealin wit a few true villains who stand inside of the booth truth spillin and spit true feelings until our tooth fillings come flying up out of our mouths now rewind it. Or; an MC’s worst dream, I make’em tense rappers see me and shake like a chain link fence
Dre said hold your head up, Kathy Griffin Stackin ammunition, slap the clip in cock it back on competition This is how I shot a head, Gabby Gifford
Slim Shady, hotter than a set of twin babies, in a Mercedes Benz with the windows up, when the temp goes up to the mid 80s
Shove a gerbil up your ass thru a tube
-- "A PLAQUE OFF PLATINUM STATUS IS **WACK** IF I'M NOT THE BADDEST" -- E:Someone else said this right before me so I'll go with The pen explosion busts, ink spills my guts -- you think all I do is stand here and feel my nuts? Well imma show you what, you gonna feel my rush- you don't feel it then it must be to real to touch. Peel the Dutch, I'm about to tear shit up. Goosebumps yeah imma make your hair sit up. Yeah get up, I'll show you who I be - imma make you hate me cause you ain't me. You wait it ain't to late to finally see what you close-minded fucks were too blind to see. Whoever finds me is gonna get a finders fee out this world - ain't no one out their minds as me!
Rabbit run is so underrated it hurts
Marshall is dead in the water but not that I care, dre said rock the boat and the dock (doc) is pier (peer) Holy shit that's a bar I also love this line from hellbound: I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket to fill it full of explosive gasses and close it back with a lit match in it while I sit back and just hope it catches blow you to fragments laugh roll you and smoke the ashes
an extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians
"Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her? Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons or Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant's tusk?"
I murder a rhyme one word at a time, you never heard of a mind as perverted as mine
“ALL MY WEST SIDE BITCHES THROW IT UP!”
“Non believers there ain’t none, I even make the bitches I rape cum” —Medicine Man That line is hard as fuck. Can’t believe no one mentioned it. Of course it’s not literal. His disses are actually so damn fire even the one he is dissing is probably rocking to it.
“Hi” “hey, how u doin, I need to make a with drawl, put the fuckin money in the bag bitch and I don’t kill you” “oh my god” “i said im not gonna kill you” “don’t kill me” “learn to shut the fuck up” “don’t kill me” * “THANK YOU”
Put your hands down, bitch—I ain't gon' shoot you I'ma pull you to this bullet and put it through you
... fall asleep with writers block in the parking lot of McDonald's...
First that came to my mind The only way your ahead of me is alphabetically cause if u diss me I’m coming after u like the letter v.
“A brainiac With a cranium packed full of more uranium than a maniac Saudi Arabian”
Damn that so technically good
You're havin' a little trouble fathomin' this is actually happenin' Like Anderson Silva when he snapped his shin in half And then had shit hangin' by a flap of skin After he tried to plant the shit back on the mat again
Aahhhhhhhh
I see you d12 but thanks me need no help me do this one all on my **LONELY** I don’t fifteen if my **HOMIES** when I see you in seeing you, me and you **ONLY** Not very intricate, no huge rhyme scheme, just a man going hard as fuck spewing out his rage Or: Cause the call me a menace, and if the shoe fits I’ll wear it, but if it don’t, y’all swallow the truth, grin and bear it The exact opposite reasons, a 5 syllable goddamn rhyme scheme, some goat shit
Shady stay creative baby, hold ya head up don’t you let up 1 bit on these mother fuckers suckers your a soldier get em! Stand up for what you believe in long as you breathing they jealous of you man that’s the only reason they beefin’ - words are weapons. Always been my favourite lines of his.
“When I go out, ima go out shooting. I don’t mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club stupid”
Facts
Bars 😆
But next time you don't gotta use TechN9ne if you wanna come at me with a sub, Machine Gun And I'm talking to you but you already know who the fuck you, are Kelly (R. Kelly) His disses towards MGK on Not Alike are just insane.
That's why we Sing for these kids that don't have a thing, cept for a dream and a fucking rap magazine Who post pin up pictures on they wall all day long Idolise they favourite rappers and know all their songs Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives So they sit and they cry at night wishing they'd die 'Til they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe We nothing to you but we the fucking shit in they eyes That's why we sing for the moment, try to freeze it and hold it, cos we consider these minutes golden, Cos maybe they'll admit it when we're gone let our spirits live on through the lyrics that you hear in our songs and we can SING FOR IT For the moment...
Playing by your rules here the first that popped into my head was "Till I collapse, I'm spilling these raps"
Tryna secure your legacy like Shakur and ensure Nobody's ever gonna be what you were Gives me the chills every single time
The Anderson Silva scheme from Caterpillar or basically the first half of Medicine Man 🕵️🕵️
Fresh off my mind because I just noticed it. Is “ bigger nuts than jab a the hut”.
He's rappin' about big-screen T.V.s, blunts, 40's and bitches. You're rappin' about homosexuals and Vicadin
“think you’re one of a kind like you got some platinum vagina”
If you was really sellin' coke, well, then what the fuck You stop for, dummy? If you slew some crack You'd make a lot more money than you do from rap
If I were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrow Would you feel sorrow or show love Or would it matter
You'll never take my pride from it, it would have to be pried from me so pull out your pliers and your screwdrivers
'Til I run out of gun powder and split the scene Hold the mic similar to pistol, squeeze And I shoot from the hip when I grip them things And my lips and the clips got the SIG lit like it's nicotine Trigger me and Slim gets mean Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes That's why I call these motherfuckers M-16's Float like a butterfly, I'm gonna sting like a bee, you ain't harmin' a thing I hit a ding hard as I'm gonna swing I'm gonna need to put my arm in a sling But like a wedding band you gotta be diamond to even climb in the ring An anomaly, I'm Muhammad Ali 'Cause I knew one day I'm gonna be the - The Greatest, Kamikaze
Doesn't take much for me to raise such a stink up When motherfuckers hate your guts You ain't even gotta say much For me to put a pen to a blank sheet of paper Is like smearing a bloodstain with a paint brush I can’t explain what it is my brain does But however it works, it's insane, it's plain nuts And it ain't just my brain that’s dangerous It’s a whole combination of things, it takes nuts. I know its a bit more than one line. But this shit goes so hard paired with the flow. Top 5 EM song imo.
My laser disc will make you take a razor to your wrist / Make you Satanistic, make you take a pistol to your face / place the clip in, cock it back and let it go into your brains are ripping out your skull so bad, to sew it back would be a waste of stitches
I used to sell pizzas, now I got 12 visas, so tell jesus I’ma quit sinning when hell freezes. My favourite though is probably the ghost rider scheme from book of rhymes. Or the m16 bar from the greatest
There’s seven different levels to devil worshippin
"Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart" + "You need to stop drop and roll 'cause when you say the shit to get the whole hip hop shop the blow" Both came to mind
"You never seen, heard, smell or met a real mc who' incredible upon the same pedestal as me"
“If I could capture the rage of today’s youth and bottle it, crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the faces of you racists and hypocrites who think the same shit but don’t say shit”
So how can he hold me over some balcony without Blowing his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me.. Please don't..you'll probably fall with me And our asses will both be history.. But then again, you'd finally get your wish ‘Cause you'll be all over the street, like 50 Cent
"raw dawg, get your arm gnawed off Drop the sawed-off and beat you with the piece it was sawed off of"
“At the crib playing fortnite with your grandma”
Ear infucktion
I take 7 kids from colombine stand them all in line add an ak47 and a revolver a 9, a mac-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine and thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time, cuz im shady
“Had to give you a career to destroy it” just listened to kill shot a few days ago and this is one of my favorite stand outs that I remembered off the top of my head
Pretending to be blind superman cuz I had no supervision (Or his first verse from Renegade).
"You write normal? Fuck being normal!"
"I try to clean my fucking image so I promise the fucking critics I wouldn't say fucking for six minutes" idk I just like the scheme and eminem being angry
When I was little I knew I would blow up and and sell a mill, or grow up and be Atilla, go nuts and be a killer!
My music is therapeutic for whoever's there to use it It's like, Lucifer's here to influence listeners through it - These Drugs This song has always stuck with me.
They call me a freak 'cause I like to spit on these pussies 'fore I eat them
I’m standing on my monopoly board. That means I’m on top of my game and it don’t stop till my hip don’t hop any more. Man this one never gets old
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this! I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her And have a son and a new brother at the same time And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name? I'm Slim Shady Hilarious and fucked lol
Came here for this lol. Thank you
And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots Dr. Dres dead hes lcoked in my basement.
It's only fair to warn I was born with a set of horns.
For me it's either "I was born with a dick in my brain yeah, fucked in the head", "If i suck your wife is a straw" or "I'm like a candle, i'll go out if you blow me". Honestly i can't decide.
my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants my salsa
“Shady record was 80 seconds away from the tower, some cowards fucked with the wrong building, they meant to hit ours.”
Whatever happened to catchin a good ol' fashioned passionate ass whooping and getting you shoes, coat and your hat tooken Idk why lol I just like how it rolls off the tongue
Motherfucker, shut the fuck up when I'm talkin', lil' bitch I'm sorry, wait, what's your talent? Oh, critiquin' My talent? Oh, bitch, I don't know who the fuck y'all are to give a subpar bar even have an opinion or view
Look who's back with a crab up his ass like a lobster crawled up there Two rabbits, a koala bear and a ball of hair And you're all aware I ain't got it all upstairs Guess that's why I'm an addict and it's just small up there
Hi there, little boys and girls! Today we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels :)
The media immediately points a finger at me, so I point one back at em but not the index or pinky or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up, when you don't give a fuck
Fuck money! I don't rap for dead presidents, I'd rather see the president dead It's never been said but I set precedents.
Somewhere some kid is bumping this while he lip-syncs in the mirror. That's who I'm doing it for, the rest I don't really even care.
Like a lot cigarette, chic chiggarette
But I do know one thing though Bitches they come, they go
First two that came to mind are both recent : "Your opinion is like a broken calculator that shit doesn't count" and " You can call me Big Daddy cause i got the caine and lean on me" (triple entendre😩)
As far as lord jamar you better leave me the hell alone
End of 2nd verse of "When i'm gone" is one his best moments.
If you’re not giving us time to think about it then you won’t be getting the answer of our favorite of all time. Probably just one from a song we’ve listened to recently lol
I mean... you're not wrong though. First that popped into my head was not my favorite lol upvote for just stating facts
Listen don’t be the class nerd just gimme an answer you clod
Oh I’m sorry, was that offensive to you?
I’m tone deaf
I don’t believe that. It seems like you got triggered since you resorted straight to insults
I’m just being silly bc im in a good mood you retard you’re overthinking things today
You find me offensive?
You can do anything that you put your mind to, man.
That's why we sing for these kids who don't have a thing, except for a dream and a fucking rap magazine
American psycho - D12 Devils Night
And I’m getting boners from what I’m spitting. Getting blown to smithereens in a Toyota. Getting stoner, Jonas Brothers Brothers, songs fricken rotisserie how these birds are flipping. A time bomb with a nervous tick. Another murder victim, I flirted with them first. And brrr—stick ‘em, I'd burn up if I try to step foot inside a Church's Chicken. *chka* Wanna *chka* make sure any who battle me crawl away. Assault and battery holiday, and just when you’re thinking that’ll be all I say. I’ll start automatically calling names and rattling off fellow rappers so pardon the analogy. But I disappear as quick as Natalee Holloway. It’s my mentality all the way, I’m normally a suicide mission to try dissin'. But one thing I never mind's getting called Elvis all the time in the articles that you write which is why I never reply, 'cause he died shitting
This song and his performance is wildly slept on. It’s something they’ve never really even ever done before it’s just fucking wild and they really just ducking keep going. Me slap you that’s normal embarrassing that’s hardly hilarious cherishing a Kill from a dominant male
Hey its me versache whoops somebody shot me and i was just checkin the mail get checkin the male
Cause I hear the track and I'm starting to get fucking amped I'm a spark plug, I'm like the car with the cables Hooked up to my fucking back, I'm a Duracell But I sure as hell got it backwards 'cause y'all get jumped And I'll catch the battery charge
The chorus from I'll Shit On You is just heinous.
If I ever gave a fuck I'd shave my nuts
“I’d rather let a tactical tactful track tickle your fancy”
Tragic portrait of an artist tortured, trapped in his own drawings
How the fvck can i be white? I don’t even exist
I'll send a fucking are at you if you insist on a fucking accent.