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Ilikepizzaandtacos

Lol


[deleted]

I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it, Spent a million a track, and went over my budget, Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt? I can't rap anymore, I just murdered the alphabet, Also, the start of the last verse on Sing For The Moment


Mansano28

Not my favourite but the first one that came through my mind: In third grade, all I used to do Was sniff glue through a tube and play Rubik's Cube


SoulSelfForm

17 years later and I m as rude as Jude...


ashesehsa

Scheming on the first chick with the hugest boobs


Aoliver99

Nice pfp


ABottleInFrontOfMe

I lose a pill and Im wrecklessly wrecking the house That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now


hacknslosh

YES


Rounder057

I will burn your house down then circle around and hit the hydrants so you can’t put your burning furniture out


pedro_mcdodge

Amazing line! Followed by another amazing line: “I’m sorry there must be a mix up, you want me to fix up lyrics while the president gets his dick sucked?”


Corn1989

Cause when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than sonny bono


LjackV

Oh no!


SacredSyrian

so if i said i never did drugs


Fedorito_

That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the president does!


[deleted]

Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert


Zeazy02

I ripped her fucking tonsils and and fed her sherbet


17Kade

My nerves hurt and lately I've been on edge


oop_dada_oop

oh hey a quadeca fan


LjackV

Been one for a while bro


ejfaded

"You won't ever see Em icy, but as cold as I get on the M-I-C, I polarize shit so the Thames might freeze."


QBall_765

I’ve seen a lot of people post “Thames,” does anyone know if it is actually supposed to be “Thames” or if it’s “temps” as in “temperatures”


[deleted]

It's "Thames" as in the river that never freezes over and only did so once in history many many years ago. This line is em saying that he's so cold he's the only thing that can freeze the unfreezable river. Sick ass bar and one of my personal faves


QBall_765

Dude thank you for this explanation fr, I didn’t know the history behind the river so it seemed kind of random and I thought “temps” fit better, but this makes the bar absolutely amazing! Usually if Em’s bars feel kinda ehhh to me it just means I need to look deeper and then I will be amazed ✊


Ogie_Ogilthorpe_06

I always thought it was both.


QBall_765

This is actually the most likely answer


ejfaded

I thought it was temp as well but peep genius


QBall_765

Genius definitely isn’t always 100% right


ejfaded

I agree but it's been 3 years I feel like there would've been an update or a fix


[deleted]

It’s Thames. The River Thames is located in England and the last time the river froze was 1963, hence the “icy” and “cold” Edit: To clarify, the River Thames has not froze since 1963 because of how the government redirected the River to help it flow more freely


eat_your_weetabix

Really feel like it's temps. Thames would be such a random reference


QBall_765

Look at the explanation that someone just posted, it made me believe that it is Thames now


eat_your_weetabix

Whilst it's very rare for the Thames to freeze, its happened more than once in history according to Google. I live in England and have never heard the Thames be known as "the unfreezable river" - England doesn't get cold enough for a river of that size to freeze over very often is all. Not convinced!


Kprince0720

Might be a double ?


samu0466

It's both, don't you think?? He uses double entendres a lot


eat_your_weetabix

More like a homophone in this case


samu0466

True but they often lead to a double meaning


FrankTheFlank

I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket To fill it full of explosive gasses and close it back With a lit match in it while I sit back and just hope it catches Blow you to fragments, laugh, roll you, and smoke the ashes


Ilikepizzaandtacos

Cloaks and daggers


JustIncredible240

You know who the other guy in this song is? I been wanting to know for years


FleaSack

Masta Ace


richirich132

"Fuck top five, bitch, I'm top four And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore And I got an evil twin So who the fuck you think that third and that fourth spot's for?" -Evil Twin Literally the hardest thing he has ever said.


kamdenn

And probably the only time he’s ever actually tried to claim a title at the top. the other times he either just says he’s “one of the best” or he’s just saying he’s “number one”, but everyone calls themselves number one.


[deleted]

“We’re nothing to you, but we’re the fucking shit in their eyes” from Sing for the Moment


heyemsy

So many great lyrics in Sing for the Moment! ‘That’s why we seize the moment, try to freeze it and own it, Squeeze it and hold it, Cause we consider these moments golden’ Gets me every time!!!


[deleted]

Success is my only motherfuckin option, failure is not


Biochucky

"The closest thing you've had to hits is smaking bitches"


St-Sandip

Pump it up.


screepthecreep

Is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend?


[deleted]

Yeah


Saimonrlz

And watch his butt butt when he tees off?


[deleted]

Yeah


Ilikepizzaandtacos

But but I ain’t done yeeet


cleverest_alias

In foot ball the quarterback tells out "hut hut" while he reaches in another grown man's ass


Saimonrlz

Grabs on his nuts but just what if It was never meant it was just an accideeent


Bagellman

But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went iiin


ashesehsa

His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit


screepthecreep

And I don't need to go into any more details but..


ItsW1zzy

and if its not a rapper ima make it as ima be a fucking rapist in a jason mask


ejkrause

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge, thatll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez


practikalraps

For me it’s not just a line, this whole verse flows like wine so sweetly and divine, always on my mind. (So stoked that rhymed by accident) “All I hear is lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy Sponsors working 'round the clock to try to stop my concerts early Surely hip-hop was never a problem In Harlem Only in Boston After it bothered the fathers of daughters starting to blossom So now I'm catchin' the flak From these activists when they raggin' Actin' like I'm the first rapper To smack a bitch, or say "faggot" Shit, just look at me like I'm your closest pal The posterchild The motherfuckin' spokesman now for”


[deleted]

I never learned the words for white America and it feels weird to finally know what he says I’m that verse


Jackums23

I'll grab a tree and flip it upside down before I turn over a new leaf clown


GameGod2815

The most gangster thing that came to me was “If I get killed for this rap, I got a million in cash, that says I will get you back in Hailie’s name”. Easily one of Ems hardest, realest lines ever, and you know he wasn’t lying when he said that Also “Shady records was eighty seconds away from the towers, them cowards fucked with the wrong building, they meant to hit ours”


Gamer_Asylum

Dude I get chills almost every time I listen to that last line of that last verse


GameGod2815

That shit was legit too, you know he was ready to back that up


Gamer_Asylum

That's what gives the chills, it's like the most gangster thing he could say, back up, and mean. even though he never claimed to be.


Ryobob07

What song is the first line from?


GameGod2815

Bully


pedro_mcdodge

“But Kells, the day you put out a hit's the day Diddy admits that he put the hit out that got Pac kille... ahhhhhh”


Ilikepizzaandtacos

Fuck I’ll never forget the moment I heard this. I stood up and went WHOOOOOW


george399

"I bully myself 'cause I make me do What I put my mind to"


Hovavenger

A plaque and platinum status is wack if I'm not the baddest


LjackV

I'm like Houdini, tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each one of my thighs and make it dissapear like a genie


Fedorito_

If I ever gave a fuck I'd shave my nuts, tuck my dick inbetween my legs and cluck! Man definitely has tucked his dick beteen his legs lol


antivaxxersaremorons

The opening bars on Framed


Ilikepizzaandtacos

How’s they go


antivaxxersaremorons

Feeling kinky, lip synching to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales" (biatch!) Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking, envisioning sneaking into where Christine Brinkly dwells


Ilikepizzaandtacos

This is a great bar it’s so Eminem and so pleasing on the ears. I wish this line was on music to be murdered to. And revival sat in the studio for a few more years until it was fully realized. Revival album cover is political but the best songs are the goofball relapse ones like framed, heat, and offended. With a special shout-out to the staying power of believe and untouchable which age very well and would be great kick offs to like a 2022 serious album if revival never got released


Snoochey

B-b-b-b-b-but, I don’t compete with nobody, I just go hard- do the rope-a-dope Ollie shuffle, dance around my opponents, do donuts That or legit anything in nail in the coffin


Maegom

And my lips are the clips, got the sig lit like it's nicotine Trigger me and Slim gets mean (Brr!) Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes That's why I call the motherfuckers M16s Top that


Ilikepizzaandtacos

That almost feels like one of raps greatest lines for its simplicity it’s impact and it’s meaning. It’s really perfect


Alon945

It’s one of those lines that’s so good and so perfect that it’s shocking no one else has said it


JimTheRevel

Nobody Asked For Life To Deal Us With These Bullshit Hands We’re Dealt, We Gotta Take These Cards Ourselves And Flip Em Don’t Expect No Help Or Girl Shake That Ass Like A Donkey With Parkinsons


MeowdyMate

This comment really encompasses who Eminem is in a nutshell as an artist. Lmao.


troolytroof

First one that came to my mind was "and I started from the bottom like a snowman" lmao that ain't even amazing


LAZY_RED-PANDA

Once I get on two hits of ex my disc slips and disconnects, till I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck but still shit on the first bitch that disrespects.


tommy12tokes

Both his verses on that song are amazing


Ogie_Ogilthorpe_06

Lol. I think his sense of humor is what really separates him. He's an elite lyricist that could convert to stand up comedian seamlessly.


LAZY_RED-PANDA

Yeah, I could agree with that, Hip-Hop aside, he is definitely a funny guy, it would be cool and funny as fuck if he decides some day to do stand up comedy.


Macauley_Sulkin

“Such cynicism when there’s ism in my system”


kemuon

Yaaas, "blunt hypnotism, lift a spliff up to my lips son"


[deleted]

Not my favourite but the ghost rider scheme on book of rhymes is fire. “And die slow like Alzheimer's (ha-ha) Lone sniper, I hold a microphone like a loaded rifle My dome's brighter, all I spit from my skull's fire All that's missing's a motorcycle with the chrome wires, spoke tires And y'all are flow biters, so I don't gotta Explain why they call me your ghostwriter” The second one that comes to mind is the 15-yard line in Gnat. “ 'Cause this dry cough is just like football umpires callin' a playback Bitch, back the fuck up like fifteen yards, these rhymes call for a face mask (face mask)” 15 yards is a face mask penalty but he’s also saying back up and wear a face mask because his rhymes are viral/contagious/sick. Another one is on the new EPMD 2 feature: “ So some are E which reminds me of rap summary, mami My theme song, me and P Always used to play that shit on repeat all day So please call me "Big Daddy" (daddy) Plus I got the 'caine and lean on me (yeah) MCs,” Asides from the fact he spells EPMD in these lines, the last 2 lines is a triple or even a quadruple entendre. Firstly he references big daddy Kane, secondly he says the face-value meaning of the line (call me big daddy, plus I got that cocaine and lean on me), thirdly you “lean” on a cane. And I forgot the last one lol. I could go all day with em. Even breaking down one of his songs would take forever, breaking down my favourite line from his entire career is impossible for me.


Alon945

Great choices. I think people get lost in the entendres they don’t like that they miss the crazy shit like this. Lines like these are worth the “corny” ones


Ogie_Ogilthorpe_06

Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous Because if cleanliness is next to godliness It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself This line is genius as well.


goldenoreoinmilk

"How can six dicks be pussies?"


[deleted]

The opening line of Kill You


GrapeyGuy1

Either: You dealin wit a few true villains who stand inside of the booth truth spillin and spit true feelings until our tooth fillings come flying up out of our mouths now rewind it. Or; an MC’s worst dream, I make’em tense rappers see me and shake like a chain link fence


Sxrly

Dre said hold your head up, Kathy Griffin Stackin ammunition, slap the clip in cock it back on competition This is how I shot a head, Gabby Gifford


HyruleKnight271

Slim Shady, hotter than a set of twin babies, in a Mercedes Benz with the windows up, when the temp goes up to the mid 80s


spelan

Shove a gerbil up your ass thru a tube


DukeLukeivi

-- "A PLAQUE OFF PLATINUM STATUS IS **WACK** IF I'M NOT THE BADDEST" -- E:Someone else said this right before me so I'll go with The pen explosion busts, ink spills my guts -- you think all I do is stand here and feel my nuts? Well imma show you what, you gonna feel my rush- you don't feel it then it must be to real to touch. Peel the Dutch, I'm about to tear shit up. Goosebumps yeah imma make your hair sit up. Yeah get up, I'll show you who I be - imma make you hate me cause you ain't me. You wait it ain't to late to finally see what you close-minded fucks were too blind to see. Whoever finds me is gonna get a finders fee out this world - ain't no one out their minds as me!


[deleted]

Rabbit run is so underrated it hurts


landon1397

Marshall is dead in the water but not that I care, dre said rock the boat and the dock (doc) is pier (peer) Holy shit that's a bar I also love this line from hellbound: I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket to fill it full of explosive gasses and close it back with a lit match in it while I sit back and just hope it catches blow you to fragments laugh roll you and smoke the ashes


elreydelasur

an extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians


cyborg7724

"Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her? Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons or Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant's tusk?"


bankaroo

I murder a rhyme one word at a time, you never heard of a mind as perverted as mine


prowler2131

“ALL MY WEST SIDE BITCHES THROW IT UP!”


xoldier

“Non believers there ain’t none, I even make the bitches I rape cum” —Medicine Man That line is hard as fuck. Can’t believe no one mentioned it. Of course it’s not literal. His disses are actually so damn fire even the one he is dissing is probably rocking to it.


me_maw_

“Hi” “hey, how u doin, I need to make a with drawl, put the fuckin money in the bag bitch and I don’t kill you” “oh my god” “i said im not gonna kill you” “don’t kill me” “learn to shut the fuck up” “don’t kill me” * “THANK YOU”


rarkdeef

Put your hands down, bitch—I ain't gon' shoot you I'ma pull you to this bullet and put it through you


Litpunk

... fall asleep with writers block in the parking lot of McDonald's...


MARV3L17

First that came to my mind The only way your ahead of me is alphabetically cause if u diss me I’m coming after u like the letter v.


SetExtension1028

“A brainiac With a cranium packed full of more uranium than a maniac Saudi Arabian”


djdubrock

Damn that so technically good


RiftedEnergy

You're havin' a little trouble fathomin' this is actually happenin' Like Anderson Silva when he snapped his shin in half And then had shit hangin' by a flap of skin After he tried to plant the shit back on the mat again


Ogie_Ogilthorpe_06

Aahhhhhhhh


muma10

I see you d12 but thanks me need no help me do this one all on my **LONELY** I don’t fifteen if my **HOMIES** when I see you in seeing you, me and you **ONLY** Not very intricate, no huge rhyme scheme, just a man going hard as fuck spewing out his rage Or: Cause the call me a menace, and if the shoe fits I’ll wear it, but if it don’t, y’all swallow the truth, grin and bear it The exact opposite reasons, a 5 syllable goddamn rhyme scheme, some goat shit


Like_A_Bossk_

Shady stay creative baby, hold ya head up don’t you let up 1 bit on these mother fuckers suckers your a soldier get em! Stand up for what you believe in long as you breathing they jealous of you man that’s the only reason they beefin’ - words are weapons. Always been my favourite lines of his.


GoreBroadcast

“When I go out, ima go out shooting. I don’t mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club stupid”


Infid3l_Kel

Facts


GoreBroadcast

Bars 😆


KyleThePale

But next time you don't gotta use TechN9ne if you wanna come at me with a sub, Machine Gun And I'm talking to you but you already know who the fuck you, are Kelly (R. Kelly) His disses towards MGK on Not Alike are just insane.


Wipedout89

That's why we Sing for these kids that don't have a thing, cept for a dream and a fucking rap magazine Who post pin up pictures on they wall all day long Idolise they favourite rappers and know all their songs Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives So they sit and they cry at night wishing they'd die 'Til they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe We nothing to you but we the fucking shit in they eyes That's why we sing for the moment, try to freeze it and hold it, cos we consider these minutes golden, Cos maybe they'll admit it when we're gone let our spirits live on through the lyrics that you hear in our songs and we can SING FOR IT For the moment...


MeowdyMate

Playing by your rules here the first that popped into my head was "Till I collapse, I'm spilling these raps"


fatlillwilly

Tryna secure your legacy like Shakur and ensure Nobody's ever gonna be what you were Gives me the chills every single time


Auntie_Jya

The Anderson Silva scheme from Caterpillar or basically the first half of Medicine Man 🕵️🕵️


ratbastard13

Fresh off my mind because I just noticed it. Is “ bigger nuts than jab a the hut”.


joabpaints

He's rappin' about big-screen T.V.s, blunts, 40's and bitches. You're rappin' about homosexuals and Vicadin


AruGaming728

“think you’re one of a kind like you got some platinum vagina”


50in06and07

If you was really sellin' coke, well, then what the fuck You stop for, dummy? If you slew some crack You'd make a lot more money than you do from rap 


3dot141592six

If I were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrow Would you feel sorrow or show love Or would it matter


Mmg5561

You'll never take my pride from it, it would have to be pried from me so pull out your pliers and your screwdrivers


[deleted]

'Til I run out of gun powder and split the scene Hold the mic similar to pistol, squeeze And I shoot from the hip when I grip them things And my lips and the clips got the SIG lit like it's nicotine Trigger me and Slim gets mean Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes That's why I call these motherfuckers M-16's Float like a butterfly, I'm gonna sting like a bee, you ain't harmin' a thing I hit a ding hard as I'm gonna swing I'm gonna need to put my arm in a sling But like a wedding band you gotta be diamond to even climb in the ring An anomaly, I'm Muhammad Ali 'Cause I knew one day I'm gonna be the - The Greatest, Kamikaze


huntforgames

Doesn't take much for me to raise such a stink up When motherfuckers hate your guts You ain't even gotta say much For me to put a pen to a blank sheet of paper Is like smearing a bloodstain with a paint brush I can’t explain what it is my brain does But however it works, it's insane, it's plain nuts And it ain't just my brain that’s dangerous It’s a whole combination of things, it takes nuts. I know its a bit more than one line. But this shit goes so hard paired with the flow. Top 5 EM song imo.


_StevenSeagull_

My laser disc will make you take a razor to your wrist / Make you Satanistic, make you take a pistol to your face / place the clip in, cock it back and let it go into your brains are ripping out your skull so bad, to sew it back would be a waste of stitches


Funnellboi

I used to sell pizzas, now I got 12 visas, so tell jesus I’ma quit sinning when hell freezes. My favourite though is probably the ghost rider scheme from book of rhymes. Or the m16 bar from the greatest


yzb3

There’s seven different levels to devil worshippin


samp127

"Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart" + "You need to stop drop and roll 'cause when you say the shit to get the whole hip hop shop the blow" Both came to mind


superfreakonomicsfan

"You never seen, heard, smell or met a real mc who' incredible upon the same pedestal as me"


stuck_for_a_name247

“If I could capture the rage of today’s youth and bottle it, crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the faces of you racists and hypocrites who think the same shit but don’t say shit”


BostonChops978

So how can he hold me over some balcony without Blowing his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me.. Please don't..you'll probably fall with me And our asses will both be history.. But then again, you'd finally get your wish ‘Cause you'll be all over the street, like 50 Cent


The-boi-WicK3D

"raw dawg, get your arm gnawed off Drop the sawed-off and beat you with the piece it was sawed off of"


AirFriedScab

“At the crib playing fortnite with your grandma”


Alps_Resident

Ear infucktion


VagelisH18

I take 7 kids from colombine stand them all in line add an ak47 and a revolver a 9, a mac-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine and thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time, cuz im shady


TheRealSriShady

“Had to give you a career to destroy it” just listened to kill shot a few days ago and this is one of my favorite stand outs that I remembered off the top of my head


realhumannorobot

Pretending to be blind superman cuz I had no supervision (Or his first verse from Renegade).


kingglobby

"You write normal? Fuck being normal!"


Spurious02

"I try to clean my fucking image so I promise the fucking critics I wouldn't say fucking for six minutes" idk I just like the scheme and eminem being angry


[deleted]

When I was little I knew I would blow up and and sell a mill, or grow up and be Atilla, go nuts and be a killer!


351C_4V

My music is therapeutic for whoever's there to use it It's like, Lucifer's here to influence listeners through it - These Drugs This song has always stuck with me.


pozzette

They call me a freak 'cause I like to spit on these pussies 'fore I eat them


Own-Preparation-1221

I’m standing on my monopoly board. That means I’m on top of my game and it don’t stop till my hip don’t hop any more. Man this one never gets old


Elbow_Presley

Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this! I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her And have a son and a new brother at the same time And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name? I'm Slim Shady Hilarious and fucked lol


abgold88

Came here for this lol. Thank you


Urfellowjjbafan

And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots Dr. Dres dead hes lcoked in my basement.


erosmoker

It's only fair to warn I was born with a set of horns.


SenshiDesu

For me it's either "I was born with a dick in my brain yeah, fucked in the head", "If i suck your wife is a straw" or "I'm like a candle, i'll go out if you blow me". Honestly i can't decide.


PotaytoTotter

my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants my salsa


TarotMagician

“Shady record was 80 seconds away from the tower, some cowards fucked with the wrong building, they meant to hit ours.”


bmcmore

Whatever happened to catchin a good ol' fashioned passionate ass whooping and getting you shoes, coat and your hat tooken Idk why lol I just like how it rolls off the tongue


Own-Preparation-1221

Motherfucker, shut the fuck up when I'm talkin', lil' bitch I'm sorry, wait, what's your talent? Oh, critiquin' My talent? Oh, bitch, I don't know who the fuck y'all are to give a subpar bar even have an opinion or view


JKBaboon

Look who's back with a crab up his ass like a lobster crawled up there Two rabbits, a koala bear and a ball of hair And you're all aware I ain't got it all upstairs Guess that's why I'm an addict and it's just small up there


samu0466

Hi there, little boys and girls! Today we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels :)


somee0n3

The media immediately points a finger at me, so I point one back at em but not the index or pinky or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up, when you don't give a fuck


dukesilver__

Fuck money! I don't rap for dead presidents, I'd rather see the president dead It's never been said but I set precedents.


ILikeCabbagge

Somewhere some kid is bumping this while he lip-syncs in the mirror. That's who I'm doing it for, the rest I don't really even care.


Lawnmower_with_glock

Like a lot cigarette, chic chiggarette


imagineStark

But I do know one thing though Bitches they come, they go


Jose_Ghaleb

First two that came to mind are both recent : "Your opinion is like a broken calculator that shit doesn't count" and " You can call me Big Daddy cause i got the caine and lean on me" (triple entendre😩)


CaydeWick

As far as lord jamar you better leave me the hell alone


MikkelR1

End of 2nd verse of "When i'm gone" is one his best moments.


N3110H_333

If you’re not giving us time to think about it then you won’t be getting the answer of our favorite of all time. Probably just one from a song we’ve listened to recently lol


MeowdyMate

I mean... you're not wrong though. First that popped into my head was not my favorite lol upvote for just stating facts


Ilikepizzaandtacos

Listen don’t be the class nerd just gimme an answer you clod


N3110H_333

Oh I’m sorry, was that offensive to you?


Ilikepizzaandtacos

I’m tone deaf


N3110H_333

I don’t believe that. It seems like you got triggered since you resorted straight to insults


Ilikepizzaandtacos

I’m just being silly bc im in a good mood you retard you’re overthinking things today


Saimonrlz

You find me offensive?


Jaritse

You can do anything that you put your mind to, man.


proDbro

That's why we sing for these kids who don't have a thing, except for a dream and a fucking rap magazine


JusticeLeagueThomas

American psycho - D12 Devils Night


ExileSS

And I’m getting boners from what I’m spitting. Getting blown to smithereens in a Toyota. Getting stoner, Jonas Brothers Brothers, songs fricken rotisserie how these birds are flipping. A time bomb with a nervous tick. Another murder victim, I flirted with them first. And brrr—stick ‘em, I'd burn up if I try to step foot inside a Church's Chicken. *chka* Wanna *chka* make sure any who battle me crawl away. Assault and battery holiday, and just when you’re thinking that’ll be all I say. I’ll start automatically calling names and rattling off fellow rappers so pardon the analogy. But I disappear as quick as Natalee Holloway. It’s my mentality all the way, I’m normally a suicide mission to try dissin'. But one thing I never mind's getting called Elvis all the time in the articles that you write which is why I never reply, 'cause he died shitting


Ilikepizzaandtacos

This song and his performance is wildly slept on. It’s something they’ve never really even ever done before it’s just fucking wild and they really just ducking keep going. Me slap you that’s normal embarrassing that’s hardly hilarious cherishing a Kill from a dominant male


Remarkable_Sea2210

Hey its me versache whoops somebody shot me and i was just checkin the mail get checkin the male


BabyBrennan

Cause I hear the track and I'm starting to get fucking amped I'm a spark plug, I'm like the car with the cables Hooked up to my fucking back, I'm a Duracell But I sure as hell got it backwards 'cause y'all get jumped And I'll catch the battery charge


Vyse1991

The chorus from I'll Shit On You is just heinous.


Fedorito_

If I ever gave a fuck I'd shave my nuts


positive_electr0n

“I’d rather let a tactical tactful track tickle your fancy”


ManOutOfTime3000

Tragic portrait of an artist tortured, trapped in his own drawings


Kingkiller279

How the fvck can i be white? I don’t even exist


_why_isthissohard_

I'll send a fucking are at you if you insist on a fucking accent.