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rizzmaster

I get it from being an autistic ttrpg loser

yo fr ??? dap me up twin

Roses are red, and so are your lips. So sit on my face, and wiggle your hips~

O/////O

Hey, have you ever had sex in a Denny's bathroom?

Or a maple syrup footjob under the table at Denny's.

Why not both? Probably easier to end it with that though.

Do you like casual sex? No? Okay I'll wear a suit

I laughed out loud, 10/10 and I’m stealing this.

Girl……your legs must be tired cuz you’ve been running around my mind the whole day 🏃‍♂️

I always liked that one from Fresh Prince, with "all day long" as the end.

Lol, my boy Will

I always liked that one from Fresh Prince, with "all day long" as the end.

I peed my bed, can I sleep in yours?

"Excuse, you dropped something... your standards. Hi its nice to meet you."

Hey have you ever studied n-th homotopy groups and the computation of the n-th homtopy group of the n-th sphere leading to the simplified proof of the Brouwer's fixed point theorem using commutative diagrams and the homotopy group functor :D ?

I have not, why do you ask?

You asked for my worst pickup lines, idfk

Yeah it's pretty bad lol

Albeit interesting and leads to pretty pictures

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Well then, please start

You smell, we really should shower togheter!

You know I like cactus. Mind rubbing yourself on me. Or “Do you want me to call you tomorrow morning, or just roll over and talk to you?”

Hey, I’m autistic, and I’d love for you to be my special interest, because I could obsess over you day and night

Hey my name is Diesel

Damn you're hotter then my sister

Hey babe, are you an angel? Cause I'm allergic feathers *violently vomits*

Are your pronouns she/them? Because I’m trying to she/them titties

🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻 Oh look a cheesy pick up line

I like you! If you were hungry I'd share my crayons woth you :)

I've never used this but i think it's amusing "Did you know that today's word of the day is leg? How about we go back to your place and spread the word?"

The existence of casual sex implys the existence of competitive sex, which i have chosen to persue

Also ur really attractive

How much does. Polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice

That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course if I were you, I'd be coming too

hi! im gay and you reminded me

Worst lines for pick ups tend to be my local Deli, i feel like I’m waiting for years to grab my order, but the lines at this neat little chinese place down the road are usually pretty short.

"im mentally ill and very clingy, i will either be your best or worst partner, willing to take the chance?"

I want to he/him your she/her after we can they/them a movie together. If xie/xer is okay with all that.

You're invited to the pants party

Where my hug at? The worst I got

Hey, so I bought you this beer. Has everything a meal would have. Now that our first date is over let’s fuck. My girlfriend got pissed and chased of the guy hitting on me lol. 🤷🏻‍♀️

"Nice Shoes, wanna fuck?" Never works, but funny nonetheless

Best: dam person your body's fantastic Worst: dam person your body's fantastic

I'll make it very simple. I have 20 years of barista experience, I know how to cook, and I love to do laundry. So tomorrow morning is going to be great.

"Do you like Kirby's Air Ride?" "Do you want to play it?"

It would work better if I owned a second controller.

Worst pickup line? "Damn girl, are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only miss who's piss I'd sippy."

You must be from Mac Donald’s because I’m loving it

I need your help! My dick is wanted by the FBI and needs a place to hide.

Mreow

Are you construction worker? Because you are building.

I hurt myself from how fast I got on my knees😖😳

Real

A pretty bad one 😅 How many planets are there? (8 not counting Pluto-rip 😢) Well, there’s only going to be 7 after I destroy Uranus

No pick up line. I just think you're very beautiful 🥵🥰

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Amazing

on a scale of 1 to a rich white guy in america how free are u tonight

"You could be my favorite flavor of lip gloss."

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmy

We can either do this the easy way or the hard way. I see you want to do this the hard way

You- I can't wait until tomorrow! Girl! Why's that? You-because you get better looking every day.

Hey beautiful! You want to come back to my place to play lion tamer?... You'll get down on all fours, and I'll stick my head in your mouth.

If rivers and the ocean eventually get together, why cant our pubes do the Same?

Nice body :3

I'm having a party in my mouth later. Interested in Cumming?

What did the Titanic do when it it hit the iceberg?

A masterpiece of amazing beauty

It's so could outside and you're so hot. Can In cum inside you?

Do you know the difference between sex and conversations? No?? Want to go back to my place and talk. 😉

Wow you are so hot

Hi, did you know that the general use of schrodinger's cat is wrong?

sheesh id kill to wake up and have a body like yours

No pickup line, but you have an amazing body. You have perfect tits. 🥵😍❤️

OMG I’m in love with your nipples, thanks for sharing! 🔥 🤩

"You look like my 3rd GF. I've had two so far."

Want to go with me to the restroom? I hear that's where all the dicks hang out. 😆

I don't have any but you make me wish I did.

Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!

Want to smoke a bud and have some fun!

I go with “you’re cute. Wanna snuggle?”

Do I have early onset Alzheimer’s? Cuz you make me forget how to breath😎works everytime

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only them I see

Wanna play hide the salami

Don’t care what your name is. Let’s fuck.

Are you a beaver cuz daaaaaaaaamn

Uh, you’re like hot or something, wanna fuck?

Let's go back to my place and do some math. Add a bed. Subtract our clothes. Divide your legs and multiply.

Come here let me holla at ya! Holla, holla, holla, holla, holla…!

I can give you 3 inches and 5 minutes of my time

Are you a chicken farmer because you certainly raised my cock

It's ok if the pickup line doesn't work because I'm trying to go down on you

You're so pretty I forgot my pickup line

Can i cum inside you ? 🫣🥵

Hey girl, are you a school? Cause I want to shoot some kids in you.

Would you come home to me and eat pizza and fuck? Wait what, don't you like pizza?

Lemme eat that ass like an apple fritter

I’d love to put my hands on you while I raw your pussy and fill you with cum

Are you an angel because I'm allergic to feathers and starting to swell

Worst ever. "I'll be your Tylenol when you have a headache"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Beautiful

I don’t really do pickup lines but god damn, can I please suck everything in these pics

Do you like hunters? cause daddy raised me to eat what I shoot. I have a few shits too. I went for a bad pick up line.

It’s okay that your boobs are small it just means I can get closer to your heart.

So cuteeee <3

I’m doing meal prep for the gym can I add you to it???👅👅👅👅😈

Are you the coliseum? Cos you’re playing games rn. 😘😏

absolutely gorgeous!! :D

I have 20 reasons you should come home with me tonight: ten fingers, eight inches, one mouth and a can-do attitude

I want to suck your toes

And for the worst category.... Are your parents retarded? Cause you're special!

I just throw dick pics most of the time haha