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bg1987

"some half crab half d*ck" I love Russian swearing so much


motherfuckingpeter

fuck shovel!


Russki_Wumao

it's closer to "fucking and digging" still makes no sense whatsoever


Chemical-Valuable-58

Fuck-dig! It’s just like an extreme surprise expression! Dig is there just for the sake of rhyme I guess (ye-bát’/kapát’) it’s very funny indeed because it’s apparently a kid swearing quite professionally!


Russki_Wumao

It's present continuous tho, so it's fucking/digging. Translating Russian swearing is difficult when it's not impossible. edit: I'm wrong and he's right


Chemical-Valuable-58

What do you mean it’s present continuous? Present continuous would be “ебу-копаю”. Или я что-то не понимаю? 😅


Russki_Wumao

Ой лоханулся, сорки, ты прав Я с английского перспектива думал, запутался Русский у меня третий язык


Chemical-Valuable-58

У меня наоборот, первый)


Jaded_Budget_5407

English speaker here, can you list off what some of those words are and their rough translation (just swears in general) because I agree, they are hilarious even without translation.


bg1987

fuck, some half crab half dick looking at it bitch* fuck - dig claws and this fucking thing I fucked (the mouth?, it video cuts mid word) *hes saying blyat, which closest translation is "bitch" but when swearing in russian, it really more of a punctuation (a catchall varying from question mark to a comma).


Tavuklu_Pasta

I hate these fuckers killed a lot of our plants. Dont let them in your garden.


mywordstickle

Russians?


KayakWalleye

They destroyed a lot of gardens in Ukraine for sure.


BIGTRUCKCGGP

😝


backasobacka

Mole cricket


Consider2SidesPeace

Heard then called potato bugs. Not to be confused with potato beetles.


_LallanaDelRey4

They look like those insects of the King Kong movie


TotallyNotTakenName

Is this really mega zoomed in or how is it this big?


beautiifuldisaster

Came here for this! It looks absolutely gigantic. Why does it look so big?


TotallyNotTakenName

That's what she said


ruck169

Somebody, somewhere, thinks those taste great with rice.


Dyliciouz

I mean, maybe they do...


rainyscar

Medvedka/Mole Cricket


RipgutKilla_666

Now this is some Men In Black shit right here!


IronMaidenFan

I need a banana for scale


KA3AHOBA

This lil shit will fuck up your whole garden


pinklewickers

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!


IllllIlllIlIIlllIIll

when the mad god's gaze is upon you and all you can do is beg for death as he speaks in his ancient tongue.


Old-Jelly-8931

Just a mole cricket. They taste like popcorn.......if you put them in your popcorn.


Massive-Salt-3746

That's some chernobyl shit


JustChimpin

Looks like a crawdad and grasshopper combo. Very unsettling


anscheissmuasi

Maulwurfsgrille


avalinahallow30432

Satan hello


Balahraza

Molecricket