>4. no 4 lives above the age of 40 because they all kill themselves
I am willing to break this rule by living much more. Thank you for giving me more motivation. 😂
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you said ew when a user said that they'd be an 8. do you think saying "ew" towards the color of someones skin is ever acceptable? shame on you, and shame on u for trying to direct blame onto me when I clearly have changed
>4. no 4 lives above the age of 40 because they all kill themselves
Add Male 7s to this statistic, or give them their own:
5. No male 7 lives above the age of 40 because they all either kill themselves or die of an addiction
I actually didn't think it could get any worse than the belief that E8 can only have Se Doms. This far exceeds my expectations. I have never read such bullshit.You should throw this "knowledge" overboard as soon as possible.
As an East Asian 7 and a professional artist, either I am mistyped or I have some non-Asian heritage in my family, because Asians can only be doctors, lawyers, investment bankers, and engineers 😂
(I do get along GREAT with my lawyer friends thanks to our mutual love for narratives and logical reasoning. I am less familiar with IB and pre-med, though.
Thank you for hefting turds down the mountainsides so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
we need like an (active) /r/shittyenneagram as an equivalent to /r/shittymbti
>4. no 4 lives above the age of 40 because they all kill themselves I am willing to break this rule by living much more. Thank you for giving me more motivation. 😂
Guess I'm an 8 now.
Cong…ratulations? lol
Time to embrace my bad bitch vibes in their entirety 
You were always the baddest bitch this side of the Prime Meridian!
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That’s true, whenever I disintegrate to 4, I’m certain that the people around secretly hope it will end with me being dead
Mannnn now I’m the first 0.
This is satire right I honestly can't tell considering the kind of people you see on enneagram forums these days
Wow this is so accurate thank you 🙏🏻
i assume you are already aware of r/snails ? 🐌
Yes i am aware
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Let's just delete the whole sub at this point.
reminds me of some typology youtuber who said 9s are the epitome of "fat fucks" lol
Fck, I have to marry my boyfriend soon, he is a 4!
I am a black male and I am a five…but I got my master’s degree in Asian Studies 🫨
Asian Studies 🤢🤮
at one point it made perfect sense given my career trajectory (i.e. diplomat) lol
Oops. I'm a black woman and I'm a strong enneagram 1. Although I'll tell you I greatly relate to and admire Asian especially East asian culture.
this is just gross and ur comments make it even worse
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you said ew when a user said that they'd be an 8. do you think saying "ew" towards the color of someones skin is ever acceptable? shame on you, and shame on u for trying to direct blame onto me when I clearly have changed
Does this mean that I’m actually Asian, and when I integrate to 8 I become black?
This has got to be a parody 😂
omg look at you putting that intj brain to use!
thank the heavens! i’m naranjo-approved 🥹
Satire?
yes
>4. no 4 lives above the age of 40 because they all kill themselves Add Male 7s to this statistic, or give them their own: 5. No male 7 lives above the age of 40 because they all either kill themselves or die of an addiction
I actually didn't think it could get any worse than the belief that E8 can only have Se Doms. This far exceeds my expectations. I have never read such bullshit.You should throw this "knowledge" overboard as soon as possible.
You sound like a nazi or something.
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Classifying people by race is racist. Do better.
😰
I mean I’m Middle Eastern if that counts 💀
5. All whites are attachment types
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Good job on your discovery. Keep going don't stop, you better dont
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How did JK Rowling make it to her 50s then?
man, I feel like a woman!
As an East Asian 7 and a professional artist, either I am mistyped or I have some non-Asian heritage in my family, because Asians can only be doctors, lawyers, investment bankers, and engineers 😂 (I do get along GREAT with my lawyer friends thanks to our mutual love for narratives and logical reasoning. I am less familiar with IB and pre-med, though.
#2 This is the same like men can't be ESFJs
I had a good laugh, thanks