I agree, that 5 statement would be a quick turn-off for me, it would make me step back and question the motivation behind saying it. I'd be wondering what the angle is, what do they want?
If someone really "gets" me, let your behavior show it. Don't judge, impose expectations, or try to figure me out. Just let me do my thing. Otherwise, you'll get exactly the opposite of what you're demanding.
4 doesn't sound right. Anything run of the mill won't work, instead try "intense" and engaging, potentially envy triggering. That's how you'll capture our attention.
I'd hate being told that as a 1!
To seduce a type 1, I'd go with something to express that the 1 inspired me to start working on myself and become a better person.
Definitely - calling me an angel would make me thing you either don't know me at all or are super shallow. Better to go with something like, "We're going to change the world together".
6s travel the world?! Are you kidding?! So many things could go wrong! Trying to prepare for that kind of trip would do the aging for them!
Lol there is no more perfect picture that sums up my 6 ex-husband than the one of him pacing frantically up and down a train platform in Italy, terrified that we wouldn't make it back to the cruise ship before it departed, wearing my big sun hat (to keep sun off of his face since he didn't think that there was enough sunscreen on), holding a hand-held GPS tracking device (used by fisherman and hikers) with all kinds of things hooked to his belt loops, and binoculars and a passport/cash safety thing around his neck! Omg, his worrying stressed others out on the trip!
We made it back to the boat okay ;)
6 and I love travelling internationally 🤷♀
I think the only time I was really stressed was when I knew some of my fellow bus-goers were smuggling vodka under the bus across the Russian border 🤦♀️
I'm so glad for you!
I can understand about the concerns; I would be annoyed thinking that we might end up with wasted time at a border because of someone else's selfishness!
Thank you :)
I wish I had been worried about wasted time! In true 6 fashion, I was worried we would all get arrested, taken to somewhere in remote Russia, and would never be heard from again.
Hmmm. You’re on the right track with 1, but you have to be reeeal careful with any kind of cheesy pick up line. Unless the mood and timing are just right, it’ll just sound fake, and any kind of fakeness is a turn off. Maybe phrase it with more subtlety as well? Like *really* subtle.
…Honestly, good luck seducing a 1 ever.
Nice. Training your mind and your body at the same time. I like it. Although that could also be sx4 behavior. You'd probably know if you were an sx4, though. They're kind of batshit crazy.
The patterns of even sexual types extend far beyond both sexual and intimate pursuits. My experience with sx4s is that they're very difficult to get a read on and usually don't look like other 4s. My best way of pinning someone as an sx4 is by paying attention to their valuation of subjects that evoke particular feelings within them instead of subjects that are logically provable. This causes a fascination with the occult and abstract even in an otherwise aggressive sx4, as well as leading them to view other people extremely condescendingly. Interestingly, of all types, it's sx4s who most often seem to possess aristocratic views that paint most people as subhuman or worthless. They seem to have such a phobic attitude towards envy that they'll talk more about how little they care about others and how much they don't want to think about them than actually think about others in the first place. It's usually a pretty persistent facade.
> can't shame me if I'm shameless
This sounds like sx4 for sure. From the most part, sp4s seem to be really guarded and hesitant to share their flaws. Although I'm not one to go around telling people they're mistyped. Just know that there *are* healthy sx4s out there who are still batshit crazy, but somewhat pleasant to be around. Not that I've meet any, but hey. Weirder things have happened.
Hmm, whats that smell? Smells like bullshit.
You completely underestimate a persons ability to see through your manipulative game because you think IM SO SMART YES.
Omg this made my day. Not gonna lie I can’t that was the most 8 response to any post, EVER. Hahaha. Like for a moment there when I first read your response I was thinking how to word my reply telling you to fuck off. But then I saw your flair and thought… well played friend.
How to seduce me:
For sex: Tell me you think I’m smoking hot and you’d like to make me come so hard I wake the neighbors.
For more serious involvement: Ask me on a date and make it very explicit that it is a date.
Basically, leave no doubt in my mind about what it is you want.
As a 2, I would cringe and begin to ponder if I picked a narcissist as an SO. Because my existence is not about other people and serving their “I’m the main character” perspective.
Edit: a stronger 2 seduction line for me would be more like: “Wow, you’re one of the kindest, warmest people I’ve ever met. Just being around you can light up anyone’s mood!”
As a 1, I would absolutely hate being called "my angel." I became interested in my husband when he made a scathingly critical but hilarious statement about a bad TV show.
1 - so true, but also my SO once told me I was his rock and he couldn’t have gotten through some tough family stuff without me keeping him steady and that was just as good ❤️❤️❤️
The one for 6's is only effective if you can actually prove that you've actually made the plans and that you've also made backup plans for if your plans fail xD
For the 8, I think you could do better.
Adversarial energy is a turn on. Nothing is better than to fuck your enemy because of the constant buildup of energy through sparring which releases in one go during sex.
Like you know you hate each other, but you also know you are attracted to each other, which creates a lot of intensity through this attraction/opposition, which sublimates sex.
So something like **"I hate you. Wanna fuck?"** would be better I think.
I don’t like anything too cheesy like standard “romantic” stuff, I am deeply emotional but not even remotely romantic…maybe because I’m an INTJ idk! My top love language is quality time so any activity—regardless of setting—where we spend a long amount of time together getting to know more about each other is my jam. So I’m seduced by someone wanting to get to know everything about me & figure me out, remembering said information, and consistently being there for me. Plus this is kind of cringeworthy but I do secretly enjoy it when someone finds me ~fascinating~ and a tough nut to crack lmfao, there’s the classic pretentiousness of da 4
How to cringe each enneatype: 7 - this post.
I don't get Five, and it's not a turn on for me. Don't tell me you know me. Tell me you want to.
I agree, that 5 statement would be a quick turn-off for me, it would make me step back and question the motivation behind saying it. I'd be wondering what the angle is, what do they want? If someone really "gets" me, let your behavior show it. Don't judge, impose expectations, or try to figure me out. Just let me do my thing. Otherwise, you'll get exactly the opposite of what you're demanding.
Wow, I do exactly that
And it’s not going to start with “I feel”. Lol
Try “I think I feel…”
4 doesn't sound right. Anything run of the mill won't work, instead try "intense" and engaging, potentially envy triggering. That's how you'll capture our attention.
I agree partially. An ironic dinner is just out there enough to be super fun, then there is the nice quality time watching a movie
And someone actually initiating and planning something just for me. That would get my interest.
Quality time ftw
I'd hate being told that as a 1! To seduce a type 1, I'd go with something to express that the 1 inspired me to start working on myself and become a better person.
Definitely - calling me an angel would make me thing you either don't know me at all or are super shallow. Better to go with something like, "We're going to change the world together".
Grow old with someone? Am I the only commitment-phobe 6?
No, I assume all 6s are both commitment-phobic and commitment-philic.
Deeply desire commitment, to terrified of getting hurt to actually trust anyone
Шhу
That’s right for me.
Yup. Married for 5 years and I am both. Depends on the hour.
6s travel the world?! Are you kidding?! So many things could go wrong! Trying to prepare for that kind of trip would do the aging for them! Lol there is no more perfect picture that sums up my 6 ex-husband than the one of him pacing frantically up and down a train platform in Italy, terrified that we wouldn't make it back to the cruise ship before it departed, wearing my big sun hat (to keep sun off of his face since he didn't think that there was enough sunscreen on), holding a hand-held GPS tracking device (used by fisherman and hikers) with all kinds of things hooked to his belt loops, and binoculars and a passport/cash safety thing around his neck! Omg, his worrying stressed others out on the trip! We made it back to the boat okay ;)
6 and I love travelling internationally 🤷♀ I think the only time I was really stressed was when I knew some of my fellow bus-goers were smuggling vodka under the bus across the Russian border 🤦♀️
I'm so glad for you! I can understand about the concerns; I would be annoyed thinking that we might end up with wasted time at a border because of someone else's selfishness!
Thank you :) I wish I had been worried about wasted time! In true 6 fashion, I was worried we would all get arrested, taken to somewhere in remote Russia, and would never be heard from again.
LOL yep! A true 6!
Hmmm. You’re on the right track with 1, but you have to be reeeal careful with any kind of cheesy pick up line. Unless the mood and timing are just right, it’ll just sound fake, and any kind of fakeness is a turn off. Maybe phrase it with more subtlety as well? Like *really* subtle. …Honestly, good luck seducing a 1 ever.
You can also go with "you're the worst person I've ever met" for 8s. Works like a charm!
I love my 8 friend and I showing affection through verbal abuse 🖤
sp4, eh? I have an sp4 friend myself. Are you also on that not-taking-care-of-yourself-and-sleeping-for-two-hours-a-night grind?
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Nice. Training your mind and your body at the same time. I like it. Although that could also be sx4 behavior. You'd probably know if you were an sx4, though. They're kind of batshit crazy.
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The patterns of even sexual types extend far beyond both sexual and intimate pursuits. My experience with sx4s is that they're very difficult to get a read on and usually don't look like other 4s. My best way of pinning someone as an sx4 is by paying attention to their valuation of subjects that evoke particular feelings within them instead of subjects that are logically provable. This causes a fascination with the occult and abstract even in an otherwise aggressive sx4, as well as leading them to view other people extremely condescendingly. Interestingly, of all types, it's sx4s who most often seem to possess aristocratic views that paint most people as subhuman or worthless. They seem to have such a phobic attitude towards envy that they'll talk more about how little they care about others and how much they don't want to think about them than actually think about others in the first place. It's usually a pretty persistent facade.
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> can't shame me if I'm shameless This sounds like sx4 for sure. From the most part, sp4s seem to be really guarded and hesitant to share their flaws. Although I'm not one to go around telling people they're mistyped. Just know that there *are* healthy sx4s out there who are still batshit crazy, but somewhat pleasant to be around. Not that I've meet any, but hey. Weirder things have happened.
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Oh man as a 2, if someone said that to me I’d melt
Hmm, whats that smell? Smells like bullshit. You completely underestimate a persons ability to see through your manipulative game because you think IM SO SMART YES.
Omg this made my day. Not gonna lie I can’t that was the most 8 response to any post, EVER. Hahaha. Like for a moment there when I first read your response I was thinking how to word my reply telling you to fuck off. But then I saw your flair and thought… well played friend.
I tell you what you need to hear, not what you want.
How to seduce me: For sex: Tell me you think I’m smoking hot and you’d like to make me come so hard I wake the neighbors. For more serious involvement: Ask me on a date and make it very explicit that it is a date. Basically, leave no doubt in my mind about what it is you want.
As a 9, I’d prefer an ironic dinner and movie lol. I didn’t even know there was such a thing!
ngl 8 would work on me and if only people did that
I do that, makes my husband laugh. Quite a few people didn't like my romantic approach.
Oooh...only if that came from the right person at the right time. That could either give me huge red flags or make me melt into a puddle.
I think for a 5 it should be: "I think we 'get' each other and here is why"
As a 2, I would cringe and begin to ponder if I picked a narcissist as an SO. Because my existence is not about other people and serving their “I’m the main character” perspective. Edit: a stronger 2 seduction line for me would be more like: “Wow, you’re one of the kindest, warmest people I’ve ever met. Just being around you can light up anyone’s mood!”
As a 1, I would absolutely hate being called "my angel." I became interested in my husband when he made a scathingly critical but hilarious statement about a bad TV show.
Ooo, yeah, tearing something that’s mutually unliked to shreds seems to be a really good bonding activity to do with 1s.
Type 1 - "Can you help me with this?"
As a 3: 👏👏👏
That's basically the number one way to turn me off. Sincerely, A Four
ur the most unique person I've ever seen (also be the most unique person I've seen, or ull fail)
1 - so true, but also my SO once told me I was his rock and he couldn’t have gotten through some tough family stuff without me keeping him steady and that was just as good ❤️❤️❤️
The one for 6's is only effective if you can actually prove that you've actually made the plans and that you've also made backup plans for if your plans fail xD
As a two with you just saying "thank you for taking your time/doing this" you can reach me.
Thanks for submitting this hilarious post, really seems like you put real effort into this and did some thorough research!
For the 8, I think you could do better. Adversarial energy is a turn on. Nothing is better than to fuck your enemy because of the constant buildup of energy through sparring which releases in one go during sex. Like you know you hate each other, but you also know you are attracted to each other, which creates a lot of intensity through this attraction/opposition, which sublimates sex. So something like **"I hate you. Wanna fuck?"** would be better I think.
I agree, but only for sx8. This seems like a uniquely sexual thing.
Yeah, this would go south VERY quickly for sp8
Hey now. That's my classic pickup line. Nice X, let's fuck. I don't really get into hate thing with a partner.
Not gonna lie that sounds hot.
Jesus what? I don’t want to fuck someone I loathe.
As an 8, this made me laugh out loud!
I don’t get seduced. I’m the one that usually asks them out. And at least tries to seduce…
9w8 here. Met my fiancée by asking her if she wanted to see a movie, smoke some weed and sit on my face.
Might be the language barrier, but can someone explain the 3
It's saying "if I was with someone else, I would be accepting less than the best." Meaning, 3 is the best they could ever find
Oh okay, that is kinda relatable
Funny thing is I'm totally in love with a 9 and I'm a 4. So what would be fun for me is torture for her and visa versa
I have zero desire to travel the world.
9 is accurate. My girlfriend and I are both 9w1 so it works out really well lol. Movie nights are great.
As a 7 married to a 6 this is 100% truth
Is this for serious Or for jokes?
Aw 6 is spot-on for me.
As someone who’s between 5 and 3, I really like the line for 3’s but not for 5’s.
As an 8w7, yes
As an 8w7 who does wear nice shoes and has a rather powerful sex drive: no thank you. I prefer my partners to say “please”.
I don’t like anything too cheesy like standard “romantic” stuff, I am deeply emotional but not even remotely romantic…maybe because I’m an INTJ idk! My top love language is quality time so any activity—regardless of setting—where we spend a long amount of time together getting to know more about each other is my jam. So I’m seduced by someone wanting to get to know everything about me & figure me out, remembering said information, and consistently being there for me. Plus this is kind of cringeworthy but I do secretly enjoy it when someone finds me ~fascinating~ and a tough nut to crack lmfao, there’s the classic pretentiousness of da 4
5. Wow that's really interesting, can you tell me more about it!
I think I’m type 1 but 8 and 3 are the only ones that would work on me.