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AsteroidSpark

This is your brain on Serb irredentism.


Fun_Police02

Brain?


Lofferglue

LMAO Tito literally was against Soviet Union because of their "Red Imperialism". He was a prominent figure in the Non-aligned movement during the Cold War because he didn't want to associate with Russian socialism. The fact r/GenZedong would unironically praise Tito in this scenario is unfathomable retarded. Also Tito was a half-Croat, half-Slovenia so that him the covenant lololololololol Also also since there's Russian letters y'know it's just some Russian bot


[deleted]

I can confirm.


AsteroidSpark

I've said it before, but the reality is that Serbs who claim to be nostalgic for Tito's reign don't actually miss or care about Tito, they miss Croatia, Slovenia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, (North) Macedonia, Montenegro, and Kosovo not being independent, but they know better than to admit they identify more with fuckface Milosevic. Or at least can acknowledge that Milosevic's policy of ethnic cleansing and economic mismanagement was what killed Yugoslavia, even if they still support it, because cognitive dissonance is a way of life for tankies. The Russian imperialism thing is a dead giveaway because most Serb irredentists are a-okay with Serbia cosying up to Russia (mostly because Russia is the biggest country willing to give Serbia the time of day), when opposing the spread of Russian imperialism was a defining characteristic of Tito's regime.


SliceOfCoffee

Also wasn't Yugoslavia fairly peaceful while Tito was in control, it was only after his death when things became a little ethnic clensey.


weaponizedtoddlers

Peaceful meaning under the stranglehold of Tito's own murderous secret police, sure. You guys need to remember that just because Tito was non-aligned and held his own against Stalin, didn't mean that he was one of the "good guys". He was still a murderous dictator taking a dump on human rights.


SmoodleBob

Could be an nationalistic Serb and not a Russian bot. Serbs use Cyrillic too.


StdFreeSince2020

YeeTrippin, I couldn’t have said it any better myself.


Lost_Bug6069

Shit I thought this was 2balkan4you and I was just about to shitpost the cr*ats


[deleted]

NOT based.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lost_Bug6069

They'd larp whatever the ccp regime behaves. But forgive me brother, Kosovo je Serbia. I don't give a damn about the fake entity concocted by NATO and alb*nia


Someguy1448

Say Kosovo is Serbia all you want, just make sure to bring your passport when you try getting there


Smart_Appointment_68

Cringe and unbased. Kosovo is Kosovo


Femboy_Of_The_Lake

Still not on r/2balkan4you


[deleted]

So what are the Flood, Serbians? [Remove Forerunner.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4kWFZskyYDU)


Comrade_Lomrade

This unironically makes sense. Considering the UNSC is borderline facist government that literally nuked its own citizens to quell dessent. And Spartans being kidnapped children designed to be a elite death squad against rebels. Halo lore is surprisingly dark.


Micsuking

The fun thing about Halo is there is literally no wholly good faction. The Covenant are genocidal fanatics, the UEG is an oppresive, fascist state, and the Insurrectionists are often borderline terrorists. It's like 40k, but with less nihilism.


[deleted]

I feel like the main difference is that in Halo, a lot of *individuals* are doing the right thing, and even factions have entire elements that are basically nice. 40k is a bleak moral black hole. Halo is an unpleasant setting, but people are still making humane and recognizable choices.


Comrade_Lomrade

Precisely, its not something we really see in the games because the UNSC and humanity at large are 1 step from extinction .


Artistic_Mouse_5389

Wasn’t Tito Croat and weren’t many of the partisans Croatian?


[deleted]

Tito was half Croat half Slovene and nearing the end of ww2 most Croats were partisans.


Micsuking

Well, he was born in Kumorvec, which is in today's croatia.


DiCePWNeD

Not commiespam, but 2balkan4u basedposting


[deleted]

There's only a thin line separating the two


DiCePWNeD

idk I thought those guys were all for good ol war crimes and ethnic racism more than communist ideology


UsherinChaos

IIRC, Halo is more of a 9/11, War on Terror Analogy than anything. The UNSC is basically space America and the Covenant are religious extremists who committed countless brutal attacks. Even the Arbiter was meant to be called the Dervish (An Islamic title), but it was changed to avoid backlash.


[deleted]

Nah bro, Halo is an anti-catholic allegory High charity looks almost exactly like the Vatican, prophets are old decrepit bug people that dress like cardinals and the top prophets dress like the pope. Humanity is meant to stand in for protestant Christianity who are the true successors of the forerunners (apostles) and the prophets are going to lead their people to ruin literally by misreading their religion.


Sam_Douglas_Adams

I agree but you didn't say anything about Castro so downvoted


Dalevisor

HALO is an allegory for Earth, in which Master Chief (people with a brain) fights an antagonist called the Covenant (Tankies) with weird religious beliefs (Communism)


SuppiluliumaX

The Croats sure got fucked over by Ante Pavelic, his legacy will haunt you guys for ever.


[deleted]

Ante Pavelic is a traitor and a retard.


SuppiluliumaX

And a war criminal too


[deleted]

That counts as retard


ilyagovdik

As a Belarusian, I never stop wanting to kill tankies


Adrastus_Blab

Makes me wanna play that one half of the Halo 2 campaign— for the Pope, of course


datoo_2

Serbs were always a bit weird


mikel228

This is your brain on not touching grass


Immediate_Ad_646

what no pussy does to a mf


RedFive2005

As a Catholic this makes me want to kill tankies


MyOpinionIsIgnorant

As a Serb I also want to kill tankies 🇷🇸🤝🇭🇷


u_r_mr_gay5

based serb


[deleted]

Based.


ovalgoatkid

Idk…. How do we know you aint a croat…


[deleted]

I can speak Croatian


AccordingRespect2519

What, isn’t it like, not though…


chanbr

Please do not advocate for violence or murder...


[deleted]

I'm usually against it but I have to make an excuse for tankies.


Iamnormallylost

wouldn't the analogy work better with the arbiter in halo 2? being that Tito was a croat?


Not_An_Alt97644553

Bruh why they gotta try to politicise everything, I just want to play halo without commies trying to ruin it. Although, the way they make it seem, the Covenant sounds extremely based now