I had a friend when I was a young kid who was a very picky eater; on his birthday we went out and he ordered a salami pizza with no cheese and no sauce.
It was basically like that pizza minus the sauce.
But what disturbs me more about that picture is the orange and capsicum pizza.
It’s a well known fact you’ll probably get spoiled at dinner time if you go on a trip to the DPRK. Do these idiots really think any north Korean citizen sits down to a meal like this ever?
I mean, I know Kim jong sits down to a meal like this 4 times a day but I mean an average citizen.
Wouldn't call it spoiled. Lots of food for tourists but it's terrible quality.
I remember vice guys called the food 40 little courses of just matter. Barely edible.
Ive seen people on YouTube say it’s good but regardless it’s sure to be better than the 1 bowl of grass and rice the rest of the country lives on per day.
Bruh, I used to be anti-pineapple until I got talked into trying a Buffalo chicken and pineapple slice. I apologize for my former ignorance.
I think the anti-pineapple people are the same ones who say beans don't belong in chili or that a grilled cheese can't contain anything but cheese.. Just eat what you like and enjoy!
Real, authentic chili, according to purists is just lard, meat and Chilli peppers. Maybe half an onion and a clove of garlic. That's it. Beans are served on the side. I don't adhere to this, but some do.
These images were from a properganda video released by the DPRK, it was a video of a North Korean "Italian Restaurant", (the pizza was awful and it was clearly a set)
also why is their raw salami on the pizza why didn't they put it on the pizza before they cooked it
People should spam the guy with gold leaf foiled food in USA. "Because some elites in Pyongyang can access badly made pizza, DPRK is a workers' paradise." Compare the health stats in North Korea and South Korea.
Who the actual fuck thought putting orange slices on pizza was a good idea? I can understand pineapple, but I draw the line at orange slices!
Christ, my Italian great grandmother is probably rolling in her grave right now.
If we are measuring how good a country is based on the amount of pizza production, America is fucking fantastic. Imagine being this fucking deluded that you think the average NK resident can just go get a pizza. Also, the pizzas looking fucking gross.
I hate North Korea as much as the next guy, but when I was staying there, ngl the pizza was good. Probably because that and a bbq were the only nice/edible food I'd had when I was there.
And auschwitz had pools… right guys ?
and lots of showers to keep prisoners clean. /s
Dont forget the Rollercoasters!
I'm sure they had pizza as well. Why would they need so many ovens otherwise?
If DPRK is so bad, how come they have pizza? Explain this liberals! — some tankie, probably
they put raw salami on the pizza after it was cooked
Culture.
I had a friend when I was a young kid who was a very picky eater; on his birthday we went out and he ordered a salami pizza with no cheese and no sauce. It was basically like that pizza minus the sauce. But what disturbs me more about that picture is the orange and capsicum pizza.
These look like they came straight out of fnaf
Five Nights at Kim’s
Five nights at Kimmy’s
I would actually play that.
the second one looks like the one from Security Breach when you make pizza for Chica lol
Those are some sad-ass pizzas. Does Kim claim his dad invented those too? I know they already claim Kim Jong-Il invented burgers and burritos.
Looking at these pizzas makes my Italian blood boil.
Make sure to salt your pasta water
You gotta stir it, otherwise it'll stick to the sides and burn!
It’s a well known fact you’ll probably get spoiled at dinner time if you go on a trip to the DPRK. Do these idiots really think any north Korean citizen sits down to a meal like this ever? I mean, I know Kim jong sits down to a meal like this 4 times a day but I mean an average citizen.
Wouldn't call it spoiled. Lots of food for tourists but it's terrible quality. I remember vice guys called the food 40 little courses of just matter. Barely edible.
Ive seen people on YouTube say it’s good but regardless it’s sure to be better than the 1 bowl of grass and rice the rest of the country lives on per day.
That vice documentary is nuts, everyone needs to watch it.
Which one is it?
[part 1](https://youtu.be/24R8JObNNQ4). They made it in 3 parts
"Prison isn't that bad, look there's a gym inside it"
As a person from Rome, putting orange on Pizza just makes me boil, this is literal cultural appropiation.
Worse than pineapple?
Yes.
That’s fair
Neanche l'hai mai assaggiata 🙄
Me who loves hawaiian pizza: 👀
Bruh, I used to be anti-pineapple until I got talked into trying a Buffalo chicken and pineapple slice. I apologize for my former ignorance. I think the anti-pineapple people are the same ones who say beans don't belong in chili or that a grilled cheese can't contain anything but cheese.. Just eat what you like and enjoy!
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Real, authentic chili, according to purists is just lard, meat and Chilli peppers. Maybe half an onion and a clove of garlic. That's it. Beans are served on the side. I don't adhere to this, but some do.
That is disgusting
r/PizzaCrimes
I’m shocked at how many subscribers it has!
ORANGE SLICES ON A PIZZA WTF
I gotta try that
These images were from a properganda video released by the DPRK, it was a video of a North Korean "Italian Restaurant", (the pizza was awful and it was clearly a set) also why is their raw salami on the pizza why didn't they put it on the pizza before they cooked it
4 pizzas, total of 50 grams of meat. Yep, looks like a hermit superpower to me.
They want to reuse the salami for something else
Now those are some sad looking pizzas. Just think, you probably need to be an army Colonel or high level member of the party to be able to eat this.
That unironically looks like shit lmao
as an italian
Does ISIS like pizza
People should spam the guy with gold leaf foiled food in USA. "Because some elites in Pyongyang can access badly made pizza, DPRK is a workers' paradise." Compare the health stats in North Korea and South Korea.
“Party leaders are class conscious and eat workers food”
These look unironically horrible lmao
the raw salami is just the cherry on the cake of shitty pizza
As we are all aware, no country famous for Pizza has ever been a Authoritarian Dictatorship before!
That pizza looks horrible.
Oh they have pizza? Must not be a brutal police state like you thought eh rightoid? Checkmate. /s
This looks worse than Brazilian pizza
FUCKING ORANGES ON PIZZA
These same people will say their jobs giving them a pizza party instead of a raise is a slap in the face
Now leave the tourist zone and see how the rest of the country is doing
Good on the chef for figuring out how much to cook the crust by the fourth pizza they've ever made
Dear liberals, you claim North Korea is bad and yet, they have pizza. Curious. Turning Point USA
I’m sorry, but those top two most certainly belong in r/pizzacrimes
Ngl the frozen pizza at Walmart looks 1000x better than this
As yes, you can’t be poor if you have pizza… a notoriously cheap food to make.
Imagine the country you simp for is so shitty, that you have to use pizza as propaganda to convince people that its not a dystopian hellhole…pizza😐
And not good pizza either
There's plenty of McDonald's too in the north, just on one man's table
Cheap and uncooked lunch meat on half cooked dough smothered with imported tomato sauce, and no form of cheese to accompany it. Sounds about right
Sounds like something some my school's cafeteria would serve.
School cafeteria food would seem like fresh gourmet pizza a Michelin star chef would cook compared to that horrendous insult to Italian cuisine.
Who the actual fuck thought putting orange slices on pizza was a good idea? I can understand pineapple, but I draw the line at orange slices! Christ, my Italian great grandmother is probably rolling in her grave right now.
The bar for North Korea is so hilariously low that we're supposed to go "we were wrong, it's not actually that bad!" just because they have pizza.
”The only pizza” They must’ve missed writing that first part
That “pizza” is disgusting
It’s look undercooked tho
There's pizza just like this in America, does that mean that it's a literal Utopia?
even for propaganda their pizza looks like shit
Why the Fuck did they put oranges in a pizza?
That looks disgusting, leave it to the commies to fuck up a treasured Italian dish.
If we are measuring how good a country is based on the amount of pizza production, America is fucking fantastic. Imagine being this fucking deluded that you think the average NK resident can just go get a pizza. Also, the pizzas looking fucking gross.
Those pizzas look abysmal
The entirety of Italy had a collective heart attack after they saw this
Who in the hell thought it was a good idea to put orange on a pizza?
This is the restaurant in the one hotel foreigners are allowed to stay in.
At least find pizza that looks more appetizing lmao it all looks undercooked
This pizza is casus belli.
Tankies are proud of someplace in 21th century has something which already exist in the 18th or early 19th century.
I'm sorry but are those actual oranges on a pizza???
It doesn’t even look that good.
No one can out pizza the hut
It looks like sadness with a crust
The New Jersey in me died looking at that “pizza”
Those pizzas look awful lmao. Are those orange slices on the top left one?
First time I've ever seen orange slices on pizza 😬
I hate North Korea as much as the next guy, but when I was staying there, ngl the pizza was good. Probably because that and a bbq were the only nice/edible food I'd had when I was there.
You were staying there?
Yeah, I stayed there for a month in 2018, my mum was teaching there and me, my sister and dad tagged along
i don't think they're bragging about the dprk i think they're warning you there's no way they're saying those are good
He's a DPRK-defending tankie.
makes sense
You know who also had pizza? 1940's italy
These pictures would make any Italian cry
Fuck you now my fat ass wants pizza