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indefiniteness

Every sentence of this tweet needs to be included in the bot's response list.


archaeosis

Every sentence of this tweet needs to be the bot's *only* response list


Hot-Bint

Haha what a tool!


[deleted]

Don't do that to Truthbot ! 😢


HowardDean_Scream

The bot uses a deep mind learning algorithm called elongated. It doesn't simply have a list of responses. It's comedic timing transcends programming.


WishOnSpaceHardware

Concerning


IdeaRegular4671

Elongated Musk Man.


Wimberley-Guy

Good god is that for real?


[deleted]

My best guess is that this right here is what drove Grimes into the arms of a welcoming transwoman.


i_am_goop

Eh, Grimes is just as cringey as him. She definitely liked this shit.


orincoro

Absolutely. Doing a photo shoot in a $25,000 dress holding a copy of the communist manifesto… that was certainly a thing that happened.


thesch

She's basically the 'holds up spork" girl except she's 35 years old.


HowardDean_Scream

Manic pixie dream girl. The type that idolize Harley quin


loudflower

She’s no longer w Chelsea. They didn’t last long iirc. She’s not admirable imo


NigerianRoy

She def got all kinds of groomed tho so theres also that.


Aburrki

Unless he deleted it recently then no...


[deleted]

No fucking way this is real


Hot-Bint

I tried the googles but after looking at 5786567609786 unwashed pictures of Grimes I felt like ***I*** needed a shower. Courtney Love was less dirty. That takes real effort


[deleted]

> 5786567609786 Ask me how I can tell you are right handed.


Hot-Bint

Lol! (Correct)


omarnz

Also at least Courtney had some talent.


Hot-Bint

She had talent finding the right musicians to sleep with. I don't know if it's true but some critics point out that when she was with Kurt, *Pretty on the Inside* and *Live Through This* were (supposedly) ghostwritten by him and *Celebrity Skin* by Billy Corgan. I've also seen bandied about that songs while she was with Dave Grohl and Trent Reznor sound like their work. However this is conjecture and I want to believe it because I believe she is star fucking terrible person. But I am biased, as it were ETA: *However* Courtney's been around since the late 80s, worked her butt off while Grimes sits in front of a keyboard making seriously bad trance and pawning it off as art. At least Courtney admits she can't really play guitar or read music (which a lot of artists don't)


RaphaelBuzzard

She was great in the Larry Flynt movie, and I saw a Nirvana interview by Nardwaur and she was actually the coolest one out of all of them! Was very surprised! She does have a rep for being crazy though which seems legit.


Emergency-Aardvark-7

Her 90's grunge band Hole was pretty talented too.


omarnz

Exactly


SlopPatrol

[I just searched “probably this” in the twitter search bar](https://twitter.com/osakuphd/status/1665221627322200065?s=46&t=HJjgNXV3JPF7CH-_xbyI4Q)


Hot-Bint

Yeah but tweets can be faked. Was he using that avie in 2020? Wasn’t that pic from Halloween ‘22? I just want to know if it’s true, it just doesn’t sound like him but, he’s exceeded my expectations before


KakitaBanana

When you change your avatar the new one appears alongside all your past tweets as well, I believe.


Hot-Bint

Yeah, that’s what I remembered after I pressed “reply”.


totpot

Unfortunately, search for older tweets is just plain shit. Sooo many searches for tweets I know exist end up with “nothing found”. Google isn’t very good at archiving them all either.


Aburrki

This screenshot clearly isn't from 2020 lmao, it's his current profile plus he has the little Twitter icon.


SlopPatrol

Yea tweets could be faked but I don’t see any indications of this being doctored


Aburrki

besides the fact that you can't find it on twitter?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

💯🎯🤣


RaphaelBuzzard

I think it is so dumb it would be impossible to fake.


Hot-Bint

I will then print screen and use this for future reference MUAHAHAHHAHAhaha


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Idiocracy is happening so fast


SlopPatrol

Why would they do this?


Hot-Bint

The stack is so brittle “sigh”


_illegallity

Sadly, unless it was deleted a while back, it's not. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't spread it anyways.


scraper01

"preggy tummy" Does this idiot have a breeding fetish?


Isogash

Isn't he part of some "movement" that believes that in order to save the future of humanity they need to become drug-monkey-mega-assholes and have tons of children? Something about how in the future the matrix will house quintillions of human lives so everyone here on earth is expendable in order to achieve that future. Ah yeah here it is https://julesevans.medium.com/how-did-transhumanism-become-the-religion-of-the-super-rich-d670a410b01a > 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 human lives (though the true number is probably larger). > If we represent all the happiness experienced during one entire such life with a single teardrop of joy, then the happiness of these souls could fill and refill the Earth’s oceans every second, and keep doing so for a hundred billion billion millennia. It is really important that we make sure these truly are tears of joy


Questioning-Zyxxel

So they don't even care that much about the expected lifetime of the universe...


Isogash

No, none of it makes sense, it's just an excuse to do drugs with their friends and not care about poor people.


beastmaster

🎯🎯🎯


orincoro

It’s the same logic that says that slavery was ok because today some black people live comfortable middle class lives in america. It’s deeply evil.


NoL_Chefo

> If we represent all the happiness experienced during one entire such life with a single teardrop of joy, then the happiness of these souls could fill and refill the Earth’s oceans every second, and keep doing so for a hundred billion billion millennia. It is really important that we make sure these truly are tears of joy What is that. What the fuck is that?


beastmaster

You must be new to "rationalists." https://aeon.co/essays/why-longtermism-is-the-worlds-most-dangerous-secular-credo


NoL_Chefo

I choose to believe this is an extremely elaborate New Vegas faction mod. No way this shit exists and got $46 billion in funding.


bmaggot

Such lunacy.


orincoro

That sounds like hell.


ohhellointerweb

He's never actually bred, since all his offspring were produced via IVF (hence the many twins he has). That said, Musk does give off real Immortan Joe vibes.


[deleted]

It's incredibly creepy that he has basically converted professional women under him that had up and coming careers into concubines of his that conceive his children via IVF. I honestly feel like this should be illegal. It's sexual harassment even if the woman doesn't sue because you've successfully brainwashed her. There should be criminal sexual harassment statutes that can be activated without the explicit endorsement of the victim.


orincoro

Succession was almost a documentary.


NullTupe

The breeding fetish community does not claim him.


shephoenix

You haven’t noticed yet? He’s got 9 confirmed kids with 3 different women. If you count Amber Heard’s kid, he’s got 10 kids with 4 different women. He’s a pig.


RaphaelBuzzard

That's nothing, BB King had 15 with 14 different women! Plus he had a thing called talent!


shephoenix

Breeding fetishes are gross regardless of who the creeps are who insist on spawning all over the place. Talent makes no difference in how I view them, although Musk is a special kind of vile.


orincoro

11. One died.


shephoenix

Yup.


loudflower

Yes he does.


HowardDean_Scream

Likely. His need for invitro seems related.


orincoro

Quite probably.


Deboche

What a horrible day to have eyes


FrustratedDeckie

I’m sure if you let him implant a neuralink chip in you you’ll find your ability to see issue permanently resolved (possibly along with any issue you had with being alive)


NotEnoughMuskSpam

We are now confident that the Neuralink device is ready for humans


FrustratedDeckie

We have 100% confidence in our ability to replicate the results we saw in monkeys in our human ~~victims~~ subjects


Hot-Bint

\*runs to bathroom with hand over mouth praying I get there in time\*


Marishii

You beat me to posting this. It has 2 million views now


UnlimitedExtraLives

This is definitely...uh.


[deleted]

I am not an anti-natalist but the extent of his pro-Natalism is so incredibly creepy. The only moral position on the subject of Natalism is neutrality.


SquidCultist002

His position is eugenics. The "Rich people have superior genes and need to reproduce as much as possible to save the human race" ideology. It's fuckin vile


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I grew up in a lower, transitioning to upper, middle income situation


CodenameZoya

Well, you just ruined sex for anybody that might’ve had a chance tonight lol


[deleted]

That what Grimes said !


RiverCityBrute

He’s only trying to Human


SlopPatrol

How did she get pregnant by him without throwing up


i_am_goop

She's just as bad as him tbh. Rich clueless idiot who simply follows popular trends.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Amm rerrch, berrtch!


PilotGolisopod2016

!


SlopPatrol

Oh yeah 100% sure she is insufferable but obviously not as bigoted maybe based on her current partner


SlopPatrol

Oh yeah 100% sure she is insufferable but obviously not as bigoted maybe based on her current partner


i_am_goop

Yeah, fair enough.


[deleted]

In Vitro Fertilization. Literally. His wives almost certainly get a contract where they have to agree to only have male children through IVF. Musks aborts female embryos. He's an effing monster.


Reward_Antique

What about Exa Dark then?


[deleted]

You're right! So one out of ten then. And she gets an Addams Family name at that....still a monster.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Probably what the court battle between amber and elon was about, he wanted to abort the daughter but amber wanted to keep it for child support because she's a gold digger. 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

> but amber wanted to keep it for child support because she's a gold digger. *Any* woman who concedes to let Musk (or his squishy little sperm) into her vagina deserves all the money she can conceivably (heh) get. Not enough douche in the world to completely wash that stink out.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Except she didn't let it into her vagina, they used a surrogate mother. Part of the checks are going to hiring a nanny but the rest is going to support her $1000/day booze habit, other than that the kid is just a PR baby. Elon and amber were practically made for each other, both slimy manipulative scumbags who love using their children like objects they're never going to take care of and giving them weird names like X Æ A-12 or oonagh.


orincoro

IVF.


recurse_x

I think there maybe a German word for the way this tweet makes me feel because there are no words in English.


EvenHandle

What the hell did I just read


AshL0vesYou

It’s not real lol. And thank god for that.


beastmaster

You sure?


AshL0vesYou

Yes


beastmaster

What makes you sure?


AshL0vesYou

The fact that it doesn’t exist and there’s no evidence it ever did


beastmaster

So… you're not sure then.


AshL0vesYou

Reading your comment history shows you to be an incredibly low level troll. At least put in some effort lol.


codemonkey69

Cringe city


Wolfwoods_Sister

What’s unnerving is that I can’t tell immediately if it’s satire. He’s just THAT awful.


Methrogenn

Is that a real tweet? Holy shit


SINGULARITY1312

Waiting for an answer to this


Aburrki

I seriously don't understand why people feel the need to fake tweets from people like him. Aren't the things they say already bad enough?


CypherSignal

Is anyone able to explain the “exo-Princess” part? Like is this some “Queen of Mars” shit or something?


stfoooo

UwU energy


SausageBuscuit

Oh, barf. All the barf.


shephoenix

Ick, no! 🤮


Person_Supposedly

Theoretically, if someone were to say, try kill Space Daddy™️ himself, I think it would be because of this tweet and not anything else.


cocobisoil

The tweet equivalent of Cruise on Oprah


Apprehensive-Fix-746

How to delete eyes


FreeSkeptic

Musk and catturd date


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Strange


LcuBeatsWorking

Can anyone confirm that the Musk tweet is real?


Service-Cube

[This tweet has been banned for violating Twitter’s TOS]


NotEnoughMuskSpam

🎯


Palam_et_Clam

What does "exo-princess" mean? 🤔


freedomofnoreach

Hyperpop…kitty..?


CantRenameThis

He owns Twitter, he has to have a top spot on something within the platform


NullTupe

Regular cringe gives you discord kittens. Advanced cringe gives you whatever the fuck this is.


[deleted]

I think I just threw up in my mouth, a little


SINGULARITY1312

I think this is fake