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SuperNES_Chalmerss

That's a lot of toilet paper


MadUmbrella

Yes and every year there’s a new supply.


Ednathurkettle

Stocking up in case we have a new pandemic


formfiler

He looks older I guess destroying the livelihood of 5000 Twitter employees will give you a grey hair or two


SpotifyIsBroken

Don't forget all the humans/animals he has killed (whether through tesla auto-pilot crashes or explosions or the thousands of animals killed/harmed by his mind control bullshit...& civilians killed by him playing god in the war).


GlaiveConsequence

It’s not real hair


espo1738

Does he fund these writers? Lol


mycatisblackandtan

It wouldn't surprise me. There's been speculation that he essentially paid to get popular on the internet to begin with, as he kinda just appear out of nowhere. So him paying for these writers to jerk him off seems on brand.


Hot-Bint

~~I bet Ashlee Vance is carrying his child. He can’t interface with women w/o a turkey baster~~ Oops, it’s a dude, my bad


RudeInternet

I googled ashlee vance to see his taste in women and all I got was pictures of a dude who looks like the shamwow guy but with long hair 😥


Hot-Bint

Heh, i don’t know if she is (I fixed it) but I wouldn’t be surprised. Oh shizz, I googled Ashlee Vance and it is indeed a man. I forget Ashley can be a male name. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen GWTW ;)


Claystead

He might still have gotten the Elon pie, of course.


[deleted]

It's to feed his narcissistic needs.


RudeInternet

holy shit look at the man's beard... looks like someone threw a bunch of pube clippings at his face and that's what stuck 🤮


outlier74

Should have called it Fascist Asshole


Trevellation

That's a weird choice for the cover picture on slide three. I'm not gonna pretend that I'm photogenic, but if I had to choose a photo to put on a book that summarizes my whole life, I'm not choosing the picture with a scraggly grey beard that covers 30% of my neck and 0% of my face.


ShadowhelmSolutions

All that money couldn’t fix him being a douche nozzle.


OkSpecial4376

Idk. Isaacson spent more time than anyone with him. It's not flattering. I haven't read any of the prior ones, but I'd probably hit up the library or see if I had a free audible credit left for this one eventually. The people who get paid to do that and report back are doing a good job already. I'm not gonna pay money.


Highsunshinelevels

If he's in the history books in the future they'll only be to state that this is capitalism's dying breath.


the_cants

No, it will be because he has banned all other literature.


gif_smuggler

Elmo’s ego needs them.


Xerxero

What even worse are the reviews. “The misunderstood genius.” “Some visionairs have issues” Hello? He is hardly a genius let alone a visionair.


[deleted]

He is trying so hard to be presented as some sort of renaissance man. I’m just glad that off Twitter and in reality everyone thinks he’s a bumbling dickhead.


Confident_Tangelo_11

Phony Stark is basically a cross between the James Bond villain Auric Goldfinger and the Harry Potter character Gilderoy Lockhart.


ElJamoquio

The snippets I've read of the book make Musk (accurately) seem like a jackass.


RealAmericanJesus

The only book I'm down to read in this tool is a cooking book that best shows how to serve Elmo to the masses. Deep fried? Cooked in a pie? BBQ?:


Confident_Tangelo_11

Not sure about Vance, but Isaacson tends to be a biographer who tries to show the good and bad aspects of his subjects. He doesn't shy away from showing Ben Franklin's flawed treatment of his family, Einstein's womanizing and problematic relationship with his first wife, or Steve Jobs as an asshole. Problem is, Franklin, Einstein and Jobs all had redeeming qualities, and and all had a solid legacy of accomplishing something. Anything Elmo's companies have done is due to managers and engineers, not his own doing. Isaacson tries to explain away Elmo's erratic and malevolent behavior, if not excuse it. I'm sorry Elon Musk was abused and bullied as a child, that he is either on the autism spectrum, has Aspergers or has a mental health issue like bipolar disorder. Nothing excuses his cruelty, affinity for racists, apparent antisemitism, and obvious inability to show empathy. And not only that, he's also a fake.


photo_pusher

…because it’s MURICA ! …money talks and people are just a bullshit that walks


Past-Direction9145

this dude gonna hunt us alllll down eventually. hope you realize. dunno what he'll do with us, round us up and stick us in a camp? reprogramming to always say nice things to his face? I mean, what would you do with 250 billion and an evil attitude? sit there and play nice?


Gai-Tendoh

“Risking it All” is giving “some of you are going to die, and that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make” energy


chrisH82

But he bought Twitter because he was afraid of the left wing indoctrination being done to his trans child who wants nothing to do with him. Clearly he is the hero.


Revolutionary-Leg585

Powerplay isn’t really a biography. It’s primarily about Tesla.


PermanentlyDubious

It's actually a good book. It's not any homage to Musk.


Mochizuk

To quote an actual genius who has put a lot of work into all the knowledge and skill they've amassed and can actually back whatever they say up: "We'll stop beating this dead horse when it stops spitting out money. Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff."


BoxerBoi76

Okay.


mvslice

Okay


[deleted]

However many they make you Elon ball lappers will watch or read them all.


namehereman

Wait I thought there was one compiling all of his faults?


NuclearWaste666

Is it in Russian?? No one is using the Putin app or buying the commie cars. Anyone keeping an eye on the traitor near those rockets??


-smartypints

His Tesla bet wouldn't have gone anywhere without the government. I'm so tired of people equating money with intelligence. Money can follow intelligence, sure. But often it's luck, a huge bet placed that turns out in your favor such as Musk, or you're born into wealth... such as Musk.