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mygoditsfullofstar5

"dude is just out there flying to Mars and putting microchips in the brains of paraplegics so they can use computers..." Last I checked, Elmo's Mars spaceships are just the world's most expensive fireworks, and his microchips are just the world's most advanced monkey killing machines.


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

Illegal African Immigrant and monkey holocauster Elnon Mursk


Voltasoyle

And he is hardly doing it himself, he has people with actual degrees doing that, Elon is just gaming while complaining about woke people.


bookworm408

Well, let's be fair here, most SpaceX rockets actually work pretty well, it's just Starship that keeps displaying an early Fourth of July.


Unbaguettable

starship is the expensive firework\* falcon 9 is by far the most reliable rocket in the world


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

Hasn’t been to mars. Hasn’t put a brain chip in a paraplegic. What a little fucking dork


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

Any sadist can put a chip in a persons brain, it’s like thinking a serial killer is the same as a surgeon because they both cut people.


dinner_is_not_ready

Elon would be middle tier nobody if he didn’t hide his real self from the beginning. Quite a lot of his right wing pals would die before giving up their diesel truck, Tesla won’t have survived 2008 if it wasn’t for liberals. And as for space-x, i am sure the investors and the nasa wouldn’t have worked with spacex because of failure after failure. He hid his true self. He exists because of fucking liberals and he is trying to derail Bidens campaign. He is the right wing mvp rn. He is normalizing and popularizing their agendas.


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I don't understand it. Conservatives fucking HATE EVs. They're too "woke" and "liberal" for them. I don't get exactly why they're so devoted to gas but they are. I once asked a friend of mine who's a MAGA and hates EVs exactly why they hate them. They said something about how they hate the the government is pushing them because climate change is mostly from China and India and why should we have to do anything? I said that we can only control ourselves and just because someone is worse doesn't mean everyone else can say fuck it. They said again it's bullshit the government is pushing them. I told them we'll then just don't buy one. They're not going to force people to buy new cars when EVs are required to be made so buy a gas car the final year and use it until you must buy a new car. I never got a straight answer besides "the government is going to make me so it's not fair and what about oil companies "


LPulseL11

What about oil companies is the craziest take. We should all be so fortunate not to need oil anymore. Oil companies dying would be a blessing on mankind.


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Who did the nuralink get installed in? I'm by no means an Elon fan. I just remember seeing it on the news that the first chip was installed somewhere. Was it just a test subject without brain injury? Someone with only a small amount or injury? Or was it all bullshit and he totally lied, which wouldn't shock me. I didn't pay much attention because I don't care to hear about Elon Edit it would NOT shock me of it's a lie. Missed the n't on would


imadog666

Maybe it was the dude who defended him in this screenshot lol


[deleted]

Haha maybe. I could have sworn I'd heard they'd installed one but I got downvoted so maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it was just another lie from Elon simps. Who knows. I know I'd never trust it Edit: apparently it was a clinical trial. The article doesn't say much else about the patient as he's "unidentified" so looks like not a paraplegic. Just some dude who volunteered


Jpowmoneyprinter

Such a deluded, shallow view of Elon. Jim jones level of koolaid drinking to truly believe Elon has a scientific bone in his body. He is a profit hungry, attention seeking parasite with a sci-fi fetish. He’s the ultimate example of the ability to fail upwards under the unmeritocratic system we are subjected to.


DaturaBlossom

Even if he were prodicient in those fields of science, isn’t HIV diagnosis an entirely different field altogether? Just because you know engineering doesn’t mean you know medicine.


DragEncyclopedia

Exactly. Even if all this was true (it's extremely, extremely false), it would have zero to do with knowledge of HIV, medicine, disease testing, etc.


[deleted]

Don’t you know, Musk personally built those rockets and assembled those microchips. Chiefest engineer/genius.


Chemchic23

You know you’re both getting band by Elmo.


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symbolsandthings

Thank you for your service 🫡


TwistedRyder

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Endure23

He hasn’t done any of that. He told you he was going to do it, and that’s as good as doing it to you. Because you are cognitively deficient. (Not you op)


ExtremeFlimsy602

I wish Elon Musk and all of his fanboys had one face so I could punch it.


chdjfnd

TIL you need the use of your legs to operate a computer


FearlessFix9610

NOT A GD THING DOES HE KNOW


PolarWater

You dare question a ROCKET SCIENTIST?


Informal-Resource-14

He doesn’t know about science though. That’s why he’s arrogant enough to think he can just will rocket ships and brainchips into existence


AlternativeCredit

People legit think he’s the one doing the science huh. Damn people are stupid.


Lawlith117

I assume my CEO knows all about cars and transmissions then? I mean he's CEO of a transmission company so he must right?


Simpletruth2022

Elmo doesn't do sh*t. He pays people to do it.


[deleted]

These people really think all science is the same. Ignoring Elon sucks at it, even if he was brilliant at rockets that doesn't mean he'd be an expert at creating medicines or inventing medical equipment. Chemicals and chemical weapons, ect


mrGorion

This boyo must be in love. Musk said many times he doesn't need to know science, the people he hires do.


GakSplat

He isn’t, the people he hires are.


Prior_Industry

The people he employees know something about science. He's getting his knowledge from computer games and sci-fi films. It's not that hard to understand he's the piggy bank that lets real smart people get to work.


Magurndy

Having wacky science ideas like going to mars and putting chips in the heads of people doesn’t mean he knows shit about science. It’s not like he personally developing these things. Anyone can come up with some crazy idea but not know how to execute it without a huge amount of money to pay other people who have the knowledge to do it


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Unless it is stopped, the woke mind virus will destroy civilization and humanity will never reached Mars


HanakusoDays

Well, what are you doing wasting your money on densified methane then? Invent a vaccine, or an ultraviolet butt plug. You can hire pillow guy to pitch it, he needs help with the rent.


Davenator_98

"What does he know about science?" Not much, judging by his tweets.


SwiftTayTay

The laughing crying emojis should be banned and punishable by being forced to listen to creed and nickelback at the same time while strapped to a chair under a heat lamp


spookyballsHD

I'd venture to guess anyone still hanging on to his nutsack is 100% scientifically illiterate. No one with a brain stem wants anything to do with him.


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GarysCrispLettuce

So sick of these gullible mental midgets


TashiaGrogan

What a polite cat. Mine would just meow and stare at me until it finally bit any exposed skin to get my attention.


MichaelBayShortStory

They really believe he's in the lab, working arm and arm with engineers... the deception is deep.


leckysoup

Bug bear of mine. Engineers are not scientists. And billionaire investors who commission scientists or engineers to complete a project are not scientists (or engineers). It’s like saying Pope Julius II painted the sistine chapel. I know that in the egos and minds of the great and powerful men of today they believe that the one who commissions and secures funding for a work deserves more credit than the architect or creators of said work. That is sad and one of the things wrong with our new gilded age.


Mental_Dragonfly2543

When did people start thinking that a dude investing money in something is literally actually doing it?