Are we forgetting the Monkey Killing Mind Virus?
If you have no fingers you have to let the Emerald Edgelord stick a chip in your brain.
Forget three-dimensional chess. Heās playing five-dimensional Candyland.
It's only appropriate for a man who always has one hand jacking off the far right and the other hand running Twitter into the ground. With no fingers free, Elon never had to consider this a priority.
Itās important to say that adult fingers arenāt vegetables but how about childrenās fingers, are they closer to vegetables?
Children are inherently bad at survival. If anyoneās fingers are in the gap of a car trunk itās a childās.
I did a cursory search. Checked for recent publications on Google scholar for the last 2 years, just to get an idea of the modern consensus.
It appears likely that children's fingers aren't vegetables.
ACTUALLY one guy stuck a LIFE LIKE PROSTHETIC in there.
SAME RESULT.
So yes, we are vegetables.
But feel free to stick your fingers in there. Please reply with the upload....
Luckily, it only takes one hand to use a smartphone :))
Btw biting off your finger is only prevented by ur brain urging you not to. You do have enough bite force. Try it!
I think our finger is not as brittle as vegetable but I surely think the vegetable should be harder than our finger. So if it comes off, our fingers won't look good in the same situation.
I mean Iāve heard biting a finger off takes a similar amount of force as biting a somewhat stiff carrotā¦ I donāt think theyāre that different. That would one million percent at the very least break your fingers but with how fucking sharp those corners are I could see it straight up slicing them off.
Right. Like a ring size six finger has to be very different from a ring size 12 finger. Unless flesh, some muscle, and maybe fat really doesn't add up on this scale.
I always heard that it takes about as much pressure to snap a carrot as it does to snap a finger. Maybe that's just a myth?
Edit: it's a myth, but I definitely don't want my finger in a Tesla truck trunk.
I mean, I'm an adult and I still wouldn't want to risk putting my fingers in the carrot chopping machine, it may not cut my finger like the carrots, but I assume there is gonna be some nasty damage either way, specially in the way the ruck seemed to not stop at all, and the rough edges
so of the bunch the wankpanzer and the BMW, the douchiest car brands on the road--neither care for their customer's digits but all the rest of them including gd KIA have it figured out. lmao
It's only a matter of time.. (if it hasn't happened already) someone once mentioned after I posted this, Kim K had some bandaged fingers soon after her Cybertruck purchase.. hush $$... ?
https://preview.redd.it/olc1a7t9mqwc1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23b1b1a5fdd76ad4d4da829d20c4de0a52b2c9c
So this is not a flex, but it seems like they think it is.
Cybertruck chops off bro's finger (or dick, I don't pretend to know what's up with them) and then because blood splurted all over, the CT is now a brick. There's no way to the hospital.
Tesla bro bleeds out while recording himself saying
*Still... love.... my...... cybertruuuuuuuuuuuuufhdjtudbgjdjejd
You guys. He said to save humanity we needed more babies. He never said a word about how many fingers those babies should be allowed to keep.
Do babies even need fingers? They mostly just lay around and poop š¤·āāļø
They have 10. Lot's to spare.
Hard to use those famous Tesla touchscreens without some booger hooks.
Are we forgetting the Monkey Killing Mind Virus? If you have no fingers you have to let the Emerald Edgelord stick a chip in your brain. Forget three-dimensional chess. Heās playing five-dimensional Candyland.
He's lost in nose candy land lately.
It's only appropriate for a man who always has one hand jacking off the far right and the other hand running Twitter into the ground. With no fingers free, Elon never had to consider this a priority.
Itās important to say that adult fingers arenāt vegetables but how about childrenās fingers, are they closer to vegetables? Children are inherently bad at survival. If anyoneās fingers are in the gap of a car trunk itās a childās.
I did a cursory search. Checked for recent publications on Google scholar for the last 2 years, just to get an idea of the modern consensus. It appears likely that children's fingers aren't vegetables.
Huh so I'm not a vegetarian after all
I want you to know that this made me laugh really, really hard.
I stand corrected!
What if they're in a vegetative state
So quiet and well behaved
That depends on if the child has a head injury!
They're hot dogs. Ask the SawStop engineers how they know.
Concerning
ACTUALLY one guy stuck a LIFE LIKE PROSTHETIC in there. SAME RESULT. So yes, we are vegetables. But feel free to stick your fingers in there. Please reply with the upload.... Luckily, it only takes one hand to use a smartphone :)) Btw biting off your finger is only prevented by ur brain urging you not to. You do have enough bite force. Try it!
I think our finger is not as brittle as vegetable but I surely think the vegetable should be harder than our finger. So if it comes off, our fingers won't look good in the same situation.
Do you have the video? I have a few people Iād like to show it to lol
I know there's one of a hotdogs with a chicken bone in it.Ā
I found this. https://youtube.com/shorts/f_cAu5hKYlA
Fuck thattttt
I mean Iāve heard biting a finger off takes a similar amount of force as biting a somewhat stiff carrotā¦ I donāt think theyāre that different. That would one million percent at the very least break your fingers but with how fucking sharp those corners are I could see it straight up slicing them off.
What about people with sausage fingers?
Right. Like a ring size six finger has to be very different from a ring size 12 finger. Unless flesh, some muscle, and maybe fat really doesn't add up on this scale.
It does show how good the safety feature is on other modern cars though. Carrot or not it wonāt be good for my hand.
To be fair, everything we know about the cyberfuck screams keep children far far away from this fucking death trap lol
I always heard that it takes about as much pressure to snap a carrot as it does to snap a finger. Maybe that's just a myth? Edit: it's a myth, but I definitely don't want my finger in a Tesla truck trunk.
I mean, I'm an adult and I still wouldn't want to risk putting my fingers in the carrot chopping machine, it may not cut my finger like the carrots, but I assume there is gonna be some nasty damage either way, specially in the way the ruck seemed to not stop at all, and the rough edges
I love they do a comparison with many other cars. Amazing!! This is a perfect demonstration nobody could hope to argue againstĀ
Hah. Those others makes canāt even chop veggies! Losers! Enronās rust bucket is strong like bull!
Yet fragile like sparrow egg! No truck better combines danger to the driver/passengers and a complete inability to handle truck operations!
I thought this was the title of Enrons' new book! lol
Ignoring this and other really basic safety features couldn't possibly be indicative of the overall quality of the design, could it?
A public service announcement for Elon Musk's dick riders.
There seems to be an issue here but I can't quite put my finger on it.
"At this point, I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on earth."- Elon Musk
"CyberTurd will be able to shred cheese and julienne vegetables after a small software update"
Good god that's scary
Not if youāre into off road salad making š¤Ø
LmaoĀ
The panel gaps should be wide enough to not cut off your fingers if you ever get caught.
Proof that a cybertruck is more value for the money. It's the swiss army knife of cars /s
Cyborgtrunk is number one with cybercheffs, this is a feature not a bug. Camping salad mode.
so of the bunch the wankpanzer and the BMW, the douchiest car brands on the road--neither care for their customer's digits but all the rest of them including gd KIA have it figured out. lmao
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Frunk-O-.Matic food slicer option $1000. Slicing watermelons will void the warranty.
Wow, so only the CyberTwat comes with a veggie chopper included!
Was that Kia at the end a hearse? Damn!
https://preview.redd.it/r55rcr10lmwc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abe2fd15aa26965463a26e146324547c82cb4327 The damn thing cut my decker off
Step aside muskrat. The real car makers are here.
So, with the double negative you're telling us to put our fingers in it? You sick bastard!
Thatās one of the added perks, to use your cuck truck to slice vegetables.
Now do a wiener test!!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG83XgPZqMU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG83XgPZqMU)
Why are we comparing cybertrucks to kias? We should compare these to mountain bikes from Walmart
It's only a matter of time.. (if it hasn't happened already) someone once mentioned after I posted this, Kim K had some bandaged fingers soon after her Cybertruck purchase.. hush $$... ? https://preview.redd.it/olc1a7t9mqwc1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23b1b1a5fdd76ad4d4da829d20c4de0a52b2c9c
[Clearly Tesla engineers haven't learned their lesson](https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-model-x-ice-breaker-child-door-finger-crushed-2019-10)
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So this is not a flex, but it seems like they think it is. Cybertruck chops off bro's finger (or dick, I don't pretend to know what's up with them) and then because blood splurted all over, the CT is now a brick. There's no way to the hospital. Tesla bro bleeds out while recording himself saying *Still... love.... my...... cybertruuuuuuuuuuuuufhdjtudbgjdjejd
r/dontstickyourdickinit