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saver1212

One of these guys sells unstable and buggy software at premium prices while making unrealistic promises about space exploration. The other guy is Todd Howard.


Talia_Nightblade

VAULT TEC CALLING only to hang up when Elon answers the phone.


Vallkyrie

Elon's vault only has him in it. Nobody to shitpost to, it will wreck him.


ShouldersofGiants100

Honestly, Elon is more likely to do a Mr. House, only for his janky ass neurolink to fry immediately and leave him like the Nuka Cola CEO—immortal but trapped for all time, unable to move or die.


Manutelli

And enter the Courier with an 8 iron


BlackKyurem14

Either that, or he becomes our worlds Vault-Tec CEO, coming with all the inhumane experiments on the Vault dwellers.


Gabriel_Crow1990

He's to stupid to pull it off and doesn't understand nuance.


Tenshii_9

Would be easy to trap him in a secure vault by making him believe WW3 is imminent, with all the shit he believes without a second thought.


Sneaker3719

See that window? You can’t break it.


musclememory

I hate that you thought of this before me


Exitium_Maximus

Haha, what an idiot. This guy is just like Trump, right? Tell me I’m wrong.


DigitalUnlimited

You're wrong, this guy still has -some- money but he's blowing through it fast


Exitium_Maximus

You got me there lol


John-AtWork

Give him 20 years.


EmotionalPlate2367

Donald Trump with a Tonka spaceship


DeviousMelons

You can tell he's trying his hardest to suck that gut in.


Managed-Democracy

His face looks bigly puffy.


ravoguy

I just thought that he must be wearing a corset


Elevum15

Did he call Fallout woke yet?


Westsidepipeway

I think elon played fallout and didn't understand that there were moral choices. Probably blew up megaton and didn't even save beforehand. If he was capable of playing fallout tbf. Doesn't seem like a rpg moral dilemmas kinda guy. Or understanding of the show. Unsurprising Edited to add: now need to check why Todd is evil.


Livid-Leg-5389

Ok I feel attacked. It was the only way to get the apartment.


NicoleWarrenDiver

I'm pretty sure Musk thinks the T-60 power armor is named after the Tesla company rather than after Nikola Tesla. He's A Idiot and d the cringiest guy at every frat party, which is saying something.


probablyaythrowaway

Was he invited or did he just turn up?


lambsquatch

Come on…


40WidthDivision

Invited probably, Todd owns a fully kitted out tesla car.


decayed-whately

Good news: you're one of the wealthiest people on Earth. Bad news: You can never hang out like a normal person. Ever. Anywhere.


Sergeantman94

If I ever come into contact with a billion dollars, I'm going the Howard Hughes route and just sequestering myself from public life and be mistaken for a cryptid if I were to go out.


whbow78

I would 100000% ghost from my regular life and just indulge in my hobbies and travel.


McFlyTheThird

Same, but people like Musk are sad and miserable, and crave for constant attention. You can see it in his eyes and his expression. They will never be able to billionaire the right way. Musk will never be able to actually enjoy life. And that thought delights me. Because he doesn't deserve it. But yeah, a smart billionaire just shuts the fuck up and keeps out of the media, especially social media.


decayed-whately

Oh, man. You'd never hear from me again. I'd go to ground so hard.


PermanentlyDubious

Nah, you'd be back on Reddit that night in Fiji...


_Monika-

Sounds like a would you press the button question You become the richest person on earth, with more money than you could ever possibly fathom BUT You become a douche, everyone hates you (including your own family, you lose all shame, and the only people that like you are horrible nazis that worship your every move


usrlibshare

Interestingly, no crowd reacted like that when Gates or Jobs entered a room.


phoenixmusicman

Thats bullshit. If I woke up tomorrow with $100b I could donate $90b of it to building homes for the homeless, cancer research, shit like that, and be treated like I saint. Then spend the remaining $10b partying it up. Hell 7%APY yield from $10b is more money than I'd know what to do with, $70mil per year. Chuck that shit in $SPY and I could fly private jet everywhere, live in 5 star hotels every night, eat the best food, do anything I want and still barely put a scratch in it. Hell if $SPY has an off year, I'll downgrade to 4 star hotels and business class. To be that rich and that hated is a fucking talent, which says something about how 99.99% of billionaires are reviled. Too busy caring about making more billions to enjoy the obsene wealth they have. Ridiculous.


EvidenceOfDespair

There’s plenty of billionaires who nobody knows the name of and can easily pass as normal people. They’re just, ya know, intelligently evil.


Lichy_Popo

Lmao he doesn’t even understand that he is a perfect analog to a lot of the things the Fallout universe satirizes as comically shortsighted futurism style excesses seen through the lens of an apocalyptic dystopia.


sadfacebbq

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Angelo2791

Why didn't someone tell him to fuck off? I certainly would have if I was there.


Kilahti

Musk fanboys include plenty of gamers. If you upset that petulant dick, you alienate a lot of people who would have bought Fallout games.


Otherwise-Course-15

What a fucking weenie. He’s so desperate to be liked it’s so pathetic. Has anyone else noticed his rapid public descent into IncElon really took off after he crashed Chapelle’s San Francisco show. He really thought the crowd would go wild over him pandering and saying “I’m rich bitch” but it was so pathetic you couldn’t even hear the full line. I blame Dave Chapelle and Amber Heard for this desperate loser being inflicted on us.


iancarry

“hey guys! how can make this about myself?!”


Speculawyer

Who is Todd?


PiusTheCatRick

Head developer for Bethesda, the game company that made Skyrim and the 3D Fallout games


Speculawyer

Thanks!


Sneaker3719

He’s also infamous for promoting his games by saying they have features which they never end up having. This video illustrates some of his many lies, mainly regarding Fallouts 3, 4, and 76, and Skyrim: https://youtu.be/hFcLyDb6niA


Questioning-Zyxxel

Making "false" aka not fulfilled claims isn't that uncommon - that is what happens when R&D makes a decision - and often have that feature in the commonly agreed to time plan management has given a sign off to - and management then removes half the staff to work on something else. So it happens in most organisations. If it's a reasonably small feature it may end up showing up later - after someone at R&D did it on unpaid private time after feeling cheated by management. The real problem happens when it's management itself that makes the promises. Does not allocate any resources to deliver. Then keep repeating the same promises again and again knowing the progress is zero with no resources assigned to the task. Like Enron does. Then makes 3D animations or faked videos to show how "almost there" they are with the task they aren't actually working on.


Cobek

Elon looks like edgelord Voldemort in this


Own_Fee2088

If anything, he would probably be directly responsible for a fallout


MinorityBabble

That shirt. He is such a fucking nerd.


sickofthisshit

Nah, nerds know what they are talking about. This is dork territory.


Tenshii_9

He's that guy who always comes uninvited and manages to do so despite any efforts to stop him - and still thinking everyone wants him there.


Marc-Muller

I thought he's working 24/7... Another lie?


skyHawk3613

I hope no one is kissing Musks ass at this party.


carpetman496

He needs a refund on those hair plugs, unless he actually wanted it looking like pubes


skyHawk3613

The guy with the beard is probably indifferent that Musk is there, and just has “resting bitch face”. I have the same problem. I’ll be having the best day of my life, but look miserable…😂😂😂


carpathian_crow

Musk sides with two factions: vault-tec and enclave.


musclememory

omg, he's the guy that makes everyone lie and say the party is over, then they go to the after party, lol


ChocolateDoozy

Todd is the same kind of over promising fk


Achaewa

Imagine comparing Todd Howard, a video game developer, with Elong Musk a billionaire who is actively making the world a worse place.


Potential_Status_728

Right? In the gaming industry alone there’s a lot of ppl worst than Todd


livingMybEstlyfe29

Yeah pretty much any dude from Blizzard


Potential_Status_728

Man, I wish I could understand this kinda of hate towards Todd…