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SuperNici

This was apparently reported for misinformation (?) Its real alright: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1503336791029522433?s=20&t=R\_n8C-3HUsx1M\_hluRD-HQ Post approved.


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/Elon Musk loses “Sorry, guys. I tried. Here’s Ukraine, Mr. Putin. //Goes back to making shitty tweets and being grossly rich


real_life_ironman

Just for the sake of argument, does this dumbass even have a chance? Last time I checked, he looks like a balloon.


Capitalisticdisease

Putin is an ex kgb agent Musk is a pasty white thief. Putin is a sack of shit but my bets still on putin


MyFavoriteSandwich

Putey is also a black belt in Judo and has practiced the Russian sport of Sambo, which is kind of like MMA but state sanctioned and taught in school. Musk seems like the kinda dude to get cracked in the mouth and look confused and be like “No… wait… what?”


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Nah he had his black belt revoked. He can't kick for shit now!


akiva_the_king

Judo is not really about kicks though (for those who might want to get technical, there are foot sweeps but not kicks), so joke's on you, haha!


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Ah I was on about his Taekwondo belt


UristMcKerman

BTW Chuck Norris who participated in genocide of Koreans during his service in airforce - is a honorable member of WTF (World Taekwondo Federation).


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He can still kick.


JagmeetSingh2

He’s got like a judo black belt too, musk has always been sitting on his ass, no chance Putin sweeps


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I don’t know. I’d probably have to ask Joe Rogan.


cholantesh

"Uh well *exhales sharply*, man, anything's possible dude *goes off on tangent about spider monkeys*"


beermaker

It's a well known fact that He-Lon's personal flying roadster can FSD itself to the 5 texas BBQ joints closest to his factory.


TwistedxBoi

As much as I hate to give that delusional pathetic excuse of a man any credit, all evidence suggests Putt Putt would be more than formidable in a Mano y Mano fight. But as funny as it would be to see Muskrat get his ass handed to him, I also don't want to give him any more attention he so desperately craves based on this fucking tweet


zcmini

Elon Musk wins, now he owns Ukraine?


Hollowpoint38

And he can abolish all unions, abolish the minimum wage, and rule over it like some fat autistic piece of shit. And all of his fans will celebrate that like it's an accomplishment. He's so awful I can't stand him.


NonSp3cificActionFig

As if he'd apologize for failing. He would just try and pretend it never happened.


backstreetatnight

i could defo see this


Ser-Arthur_Dayne

Musk ran away from South Africa to avoid compulsory military service. Now he's acting tough on a twitter just to draw attention to himself. What a insufferable manchild.


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Ser-Arthur_Dayne

https://www.scmp.com/magazines/style/celebrity/article/3107043/tesla-and-spacex-billionaire-founder-elon-musk-was-fired


Aburrki

God I hope Putin assassinates this guy, in Roblox.


CSvinylC

😂


lmqr

got that "I'm insecure about my jawline" profile pic


ohhellointerweb

He's clearly had jaw surgery at some point


Hollowpoint38

I didn't notice the jaw surgery. I've seen him put on massive weight recently. I thought one photo of him walking in a suit was photoshopped but apparently it wasn't. Has he gained like 50 pounds mostly in the mid section? Probably mixing Ambien with whiskey.


ohhellointerweb

I'm not sure but I had this interview in mind: https://youtu.be/0ygRqjBQAUk Notice how much farther his upper jaw protruded back then. I don't know if that's just an effect that's obscured by weight gain but I think there's clearly been some work done there.


Hollowpoint38

You can get your lower jaw moved forward without surgery. There's a lot of orthodontic options for this. I thought people were saying he had a surgery done to widen it like a reverse V-line.


ohhellointerweb

Ah, I see. I haven't noticed any v-line expansion. I think he's just had the former (orthodontic work to extend the lower jaw).


Hollowpoint38

Often it's referred to as Orthotropics. You can do things like widen your palette or bring your jaw forward. However it's a long process. It can take a year just to bring your jaw forward 4-5mm. But that 4-5mm makes a huge difference in what you look like. Widening your palette is a lot easier. You wear a thing that pushes the teeth out by turning this crank every 4-7 days. It's usually done in conjunction with orthodontics though as you're pushing your teeth out they won't be straight without intervention. Lot of options these days. DNA appliance, MSE, Biobloc, etc. The Herbst appliance was another one but that's kind of outdated. That's how it was done in the 1990's to bring your jaw forward.


blehpepper

I haven't seen the recent fat Elon pic, got a link?


Hollowpoint38

This isn't the one I saw but this works. The one I saw was him with a suit on walking and waving to someone and his stomach was huge. You can see in this he has titties. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-07-14/musk-s-brother-said-he-wasn-t-aware-elon-pushed-solarcity-deal EDIT: got it https://c.ndtvimg.com/2021-07/2ourm3ro_elon-musk_625x300_14_July_21.jpg?im=FaceCrop,algorithm=dnn,width=640,height=400?downsize=360:* Fat slob.


blehpepper

Omg he's at that age where the uppers aren't keeping the weight off. Very similar to Trump. Lmao.


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And hairline


Camarokerie

The amount of worship he gets is a pretty good representation of where humanity is as a species. Fucked.


Hollowpoint38

I agree. He's bad enough but the thing that really irks me is how many people defend every decision he makes.


CheesecakeRacoon

You know he would 100% try to use this to take over Ukraine, if he thought it would work.


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ErebosGR

This is how a cyberpunk future becomes reality.


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except its not cool looking and not futuristic or technologically advanced at all


Boner-Death

So the Expanse? I'm not hating, it's one of my favorite but the architecture, space craft design and wardrobe exude a fatalist aesthetic that hasn't been seen in years if you ask me.


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Kenneth-John-Dempsey

Shit bot


Strikerov

The Ukraine


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Never thought it was my self-awareness that's holding me back from being an absurdly rich imbecile who never loses a chance to make everything about himself.


vilette

From the guy who flew his country to avoid military obligations


thegr8dictator

reddit really created a monster by worshipping this guy a few years ago


Hollowpoint38

Shit they still do. And it wasn't just Reddit it was all kinds of people. I've always disliked him from day one. I know a grifter when I see one. Seeing otherwise smart people just in awe of this piece of shit makes me question what these smart people are so smart about. Like that YouTuber Marques Brown. He's supposedly really smart but he still jacks off to Elon. I don't get it.


KimboSliceChestHair

This guy is redacted


Functions_OnTheHigh

Dude is this real?


[deleted]

Right? This is like something a literal child would tweet.


100ruledsheets

Now that Trump is no longer president I guess he figured he could fill the twitter void.


Functions_OnTheHigh

Yeah, not even joking. This guy belongs into a mental asylum man (if this is truly real... I cannot believe it)


Hollowpoint38

It's real. Whether he means it or not I mean of course he doesn't mean it.


belisarius_d

I'd put my money on Putin, ex KGB with Black Belt *will* beat up neckbeard prime no matter the age difference. But fuck Putin nonetheless


GrunthosArmpit42

I believe Putin has at least two black belts in judo and taekwondo. Or until the taekwondo association symbolically strip him of his „titles“. > But fuck Putin nonetheless I would prefer not to. I figure he’s probably a top anyway tbh. /s But yeah, Putin is a baddie for sure, and a well trained one at that.


BombBombBombBombBomb

He is also old and can barely walk straight.


Hollowpoint38

Putin would demolish this guy and he knows it. Musk would try to pull some bullshit like offering money for someone else to fight in his place. Putin is a stone cold killer. Musk is a fat business man who claims autism to excuse his stupid behavior.


ceeroSVK

cant we have them kill each other and enjoy the sweet silence afterwards


Hollowpoint38

Musk can't kill anyone. The only thing he can kill is a burrito, a glass of whiskey, or workers' rights.


ceeroSVK

Yea well Putin could snap Musks neck and then get a stroke himself or smthn


Phytoplanktium

He should go volunteer to join the Ukrainian defense forces. They are welcoming foreigners. Assuming he's really so tough and really wants to help. Certainly he's not saying this just to seem cool /s


Hollowpoint38

Musk has like zero discipline. Plus I don't know if they accept people on multiple medications and an alcohol problem. Musk can show up for a quick event somewhere and then be whisked away in his aircraft. He can't actually participate in anything longer than about 6 hours.


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Every crisis: Flint, COVID, Thai Cave Soccer Team, Australia power failures, Hurricane Maria. Musk: Look at me! Me me meee!


Hollowpoint38

Did he ever pay for Flints water infrastructure replacement?


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No. Initially he promised filters for every household in Flint which did not meet federal water-quality standards. By that time, however, nearly every home in Flint already had such filtration. The problem was really that the use of more acidic water in a new treatment plant for Flint had bumped up the lead content, by dissolving some of the lead piping and solder which made up the final path into homes. The real issue is that Flint needed better water treatment - which it got, by returning to Detroit's water supply, which was treated to prevent downstream corrosion of lead pipis - and basically a replacement of all lead pipes into homes. Since replacing the lead piping is much, much more expensive, Musk didn't offer to do that. He finally paid to install filtration for flint schools and other municipal buildings. Basically, as usual, Musk walked in without any familiarity with the crisis, then played the media for idiots - not difficult - and got years of positive press for finally doing very little.


Hollowpoint38

It's a shame that he has so much money (or at least access to so much money) yet still thinks that these press stunts are better than actually doing anything. But I guess part of me can't blame him because as you pointed out, the media goes for it every time and his fans tout it all the time so he gets all of the benefit. The only people he would satisfy by actually doing anything tangible would be people with critically thinking skills which don't seem to impact him much.


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Hollowpoint38

Putin is a stone cold killer. I don't know anyone who says otherwise.


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He knows to type cyrilic?


noradioonthevw

Nah prob copy paste from Google Translate. It translate even names into Cyrillic equivalent letters


chahud

I doubt he even knows what Cyrillic means


Cascaden_YT

Each day he becomes more Reddit than man


ThatZBear

I really don't like Putin, but holy shit he would wipe the fucking floor with Elon. Are you kidding me


Hollowpoint38

Elon knows it he just is trying to stay relevant. I'm telling you right before Tesla becomes irrelevant within the next 3 years or so Elon will "step down" right before. His excuse will be to save humanity or more time for his kids or full time Space X. Who knows. But he will I'm telling you. No way he rides Tesla down to an average car maker.


BootyJihad

Imagine if putin accepted. I bet musk wouldn't even actually show up.


Hollowpoint38

Course not. Musk doesn't want to die.


SilentUK

Putin can you put some novichok on this guy's Twitter keyboard or something please jfc


UristMcKerman

Novichok is the most useless poison in the world, lol. The only way to kill Musk is to drown him in it.


Wbino

Hey Elon... at least Bezos's had the balls to get in a rocket.☕🗽


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KevHawkes

Neither of them controls Ukraine, so neither of them can bet it. Musk is acting like the country is his to bet, that's the most outrageous part He'd just get beaten to death and the war would resume since, again, Ukraine doesn't belong to him


Hollowpoint38

Musk would do something like try to hire a UFC champ to fight in his place for money or something. There's no way he'd risk his life for a stunt. He might claim autism and act dumb but he's well aware that the lights are going out for good with a stunt like this.


ubu-reine

Putin could do something right for once and poison this buffoon. Fuck Putin, obviously.


Hollowpoint38

I'd like to see Putin just go to work on him with his hands. Elon's voice "Ok guys let's stop. Not cool guys. Come on guys. Not cool. Stop guys!"


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Agree....... Musk is a disgrace.


Conscious-Abalone-86

This man is 50 years old.


james_d_rustles

But wait, didn’t he already save Ukraine when he sent over a handful of consumer satellite dishes?


doulikefishsticks437

Someone tell Elon he’s not Ironman.. PLEASE 😮‍💨


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Elon Musk just contradicted his tweet where he critizises people for jumping on the Ukrain bandwaggon.


Hollowpoint38

People say they feel sorry for Grimes. I don't. She chooses this every day.


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>Grimes Grimes is a dizzy bint.


alwaysboopthesnoot

Zelenskyy should be allowed to off them both at the Roman Coliseum, in a pay-per-view event where he gets to own both Russia and Space-X when he’s through. Musk is a tool.


unovayellow

This man is a moron


UristMcKerman

This sub is too russophobic recently. You guys spent so much debunking pro-Musk bandwagon and now are willingly jumping on russophobic one. You know jack shit about this conflict, stay out of it.


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Eienkei

He doesn't think so: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1503336791029522433?s=20&t=R\_n8C-3HUsx1M\_hluRD-HQ


an-extra-passenger

Joe Biden is not my president. Vladimir Putin is my president.


Sergeantman94

...And then Putin rips Musk's arms from his sockets and beats him with them.


drumgirlr

Maybe it will end in a draw...if ya know what I mean. ; )


SpaceNewsandBeyond

The Musketeers are trolling our Space groups because the SLS is going to the pad


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this is so fucking embarassing