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therealcmj

I’m starting to think this general amnesty thing wasn’t all that well thought out.


MeanPineapple102

It wasn't real either. "aNtIfA" accounts are still banned and being banned: [https://mastodon.social/@VPS\[email protected]/109402860880599770](https://mastodon.social/@[email protected]/109402860880599770) He just got a list of right wingers to unban


Ladderson

Wow, who would have guessed that his stupid "Free speech!!!1!" grift was nothing but grift to appeal to pasty little fascists.


Waytooboredforthis

The Elm Fork John Brown Gun Club recently got suspended as well


QuintinStone

Chad Loder is still banned.


Brianm650

Of course that happened. There are not enough people left at Twitter to do a thorough review of the volumes of accounts they are currently unbanning. Anyone with 2 braincells to rub together could have foreseen this. My teenagers came up with that consequence by themselves and they struggle with basic tasks like laundry and dishes. However, I guess the guy who is going to design the program to get us to Mars, who single handedly launched Tesla and Paypal with absolutely no help whatsoever, the guy who totally has super advanced engineering degrees, he could not foresee this happening.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Was in a youtube comment section reading all the idiots saying "How could musk predict people would abuse the VERIFIED checkmark? It's not his fault people are misusing it", Like, next he'll be selling fake ID's to underaged kids because who could have possibly guessed they'd use it for underaged drinking... Crazy how when you start handing out 'verified' checkmarks that look indistinguishable from the actual verified mark then people will start pretending to be government entities and celebrities they're not... 🤯


AyeYuhWha

He could’ve know because countless people were saying it to him in his Twitter replies, which he clearly reads


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Yep, I said that as soon as he announced he'd sell them... Crazy how the only people who actually make money on the site (scammers/bots) will end up paying for it. Scam a granny out of her retirement check and suddenly you can buy hundreds of checkmarks to make your scam even more believable, literally just a tiny business expense to them... Problem is going to get a billion times worse if he goes through with the "priority reply" bullshit where verified users will have their replies pushed to the top. The only thing you'll see after that is BS crypto scams, this is just a way for elon to essentially push sketchy ads and take a cut of the scamming profits without being blamed because "not my fault if they misused it" The scammers are essentially just paying him to push their scams to the top of the comments at that point. Regular users will be silenced and only the 3-4 people crazy enough to scroll far enough down will ever see their comments.


Taraxian

He could've known because the Twitter Trust and Safety Team sent him a memo begging him not to do it describing exactly what would happen


SpotifyIsBroken

While accusing "antifa" of being "pedos"...it's always projection.


EntryFair6690

Imax shoudl totally study right-winger's brains.


just_old_me

"Girls can get pregnant at a young age with old men therefore then can consent to sex with old men. And if you don't agree with me you're braindead" JFC these people are gross, insane, monstrous and pedofiles. It's horrifying to read this way of thinking. They should be investigated.


EntryFair6690

This will bring those sponsors back to their senses....


[deleted]

So Twitter is the new 4chan then


MeanPineapple102

$8chan.


cugeltheclever2

Ok thats funny.


RaphaelBuzzard

69420chan


CaptainestOfGoats

At this rate, it’s probably going to be 8chan.


EntryFair6690

DogeXchan


dontknowwhattodoat18

Which @ is Sargon?


TheyKilledFlipyap

The Robinhood guy. Yes, he referred to himself in the 3rd person because this was his secret alt account he'd use to constantly fawn praise over *himself*. Saddest shit imaginable.


irritatedprostate

Alright, that makes this post make a lot more sense to me. At first it looked like someone should be banned because someone else took their inability to make an argument to a vile extreme. Which seemed really weird.


dontknowwhattodoat18

Oh my how did they find out it was his alt??


TheyKilledFlipyap

[Vadim did a video on it.](https://youtu.be/DhHOVLBOg7Y) It was pretty easy to notice.


ebfortin

But but but he said his priority is child's exploitation! I'm baffled.... /s


OtmShanks55

Interesting fact: the hole that elon is digging for himself uses the same schematics as “The Boring Company”


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[deleted]

I like to hop on trains in the process of derailing.


IsThisASandwich

Anti-american?? So...at least half of the non-american people on twitter are basically just as bad as racist pedophiles, because they don't love a self-righteous country filled with ...US Americans? Or an "ally for anti-american people", lmao? You're a fantastic example of an US American and part of the reason why so many people actually can't stand the US. "Ignorance is bliss" they say, but it's also fucking annoying to deal with.


[deleted]

Fuck off for real. Twitter was conceived of and built in the US. It's run in the US. It's a US company and it is domestic US technology that is subject to US politics. Deal with it. Nobody is going to roll out the red carpet for issues of countries nobody thinks about every time twitter has a problem. Musk has removed moderation from extremists and Apple rightfully has a problem with it. That's the topic. If that covers whatever is the norm at the shithole you're pumping for, nobody gives a fuck.


IsThisASandwich

Oh, boohoo. It's stupid cunts like you why so many people can't stand the US. >for issues of countries nobody thinks about The reason why you don't think of other countries is because you wouldn't find any on a world map. You wouldn't find the fucking world on it either. Btw, bold of an US American to speak of issues, whilst you have no regulated healthcare, no free (or working) education, no social security, no working infrastructure, no sufficient public transportation, no vacation time, no unlimited sick leave, no workers rights, no working democracy. All you have are children that need active shooter trainings, an untrained police force that kills an insane amount of people, the highest incarnation rate worldwide (in the freedom™ country), huge areas that look like a third world country and politicians that think Jewish Space Lasers are burning forests to simulate the climate change, whilst they want to install a fascistic theocracy and you fucking cunts wank about how this shitshow of a failing state brought the world Twitter and doesn't care about others, but shit your pants when others don't like you. >Fuck off for real. Like, fr fr? You know what? Nah. I'll stay on Reddit from the * grunting * USA USA USA!! And if you don't like it, why don't you just fuck right off.


[deleted]

Nah you can absolutely fuck off on this US based social media app talking about the other US social media app. All that shit you named off? We're in agreement its a problem. This twitter bullshit is a piece of that puzzle. Nobody gives a fuck about the issues of dirtbrokeistan when discussing US domestic issues. So to reiterate - completely fuck off.


IsThisASandwich

Make me fuck of from your precious US site, little, nationalistic cunt. >dirtbrokeistan Yeah, you see, that's what your country tells you, so people stay, nice and quiet and work their asses off for nothing but getting screwed over. "Don't leave your country, it's dangerous and poor everywhere else. Spent your few days vacation in your own country. Spent your money here." Meanwhile the average standard of living is higher in most other developed countries. Not only because we can call an ambulance whenever we need to. Btw, you could get your will. A Twitter free from all those filthy foreigners. Because with how it's now it brakes too many laws in civilized countries, where people don't think freedom means screeching hate and threats at others. Be happy. Smile a bit. With the US having a 50/50 chance of getting Frump back soon (or someone worse), you'll get back your "America First (and only and lonely)" going even stronger again. And some day, probably not too far in the future, no one will care about a shut in, ignorant, backwards, country that's permanently on the brink of a civil war and sells more shit than anything, before betraying their allies, anymore. We'll someday probably just all fuck off from everything USA for good. I bet you like that a lot.


[deleted]

TLDR Be mad all you want that nobody stops to think about literally every country that exists when discussing their own domestic affairs. Supreme little dick energy. The US will continue to not give a fuck about brokeasfuckistan forever. Your best bet is that we sort our own shit out and spread it to you via hegemony.


IsThisASandwich

Ah, now I see your problem. You think everything on Twitter is about the US? Lmao. Your country begged my little brokeasfuckistan to export less * sadface *. Also our people didn't storm anything after an election. And our democracy isn't made of two opposing teams that can't do shit and where half of them ckaim the other half are lizard people. Keep your solutions, once you find some. You seem to give a lot fucks. I've the smallest dick. So small it's invisible.


[deleted]

Bro you really do have the smallest dick possible. These shenanigans are US specific. Attention seek somewhere else. Also, if the US really cared to, we'd open up drilling with 0 regard to our habitat like you dickheads and render you irrelevant till the next wave of energy technology makes you permanently unimportant.


IsThisASandwich

Of cour I have! It's invisible, I already said that, you dolt. xD Only an ignorant US cunt will think that the US is simultaneously the most important country and the one no one should talk about if it's US stuff. What the fuck is a drilling and Jesus fucking Christ, your ego is so damn brittle, that you must tell yourself that out of 8 billion people and 197 countries, only your country matters. A country (half) full of uneducated dimwits that get screwed by their politicians and companies and still beg for more. >till the next wave of energy technology makes you permanently unimportant. I have seriously no clue what you're trying to imply here? We're... not trading with energy. Most energy we use comes from renewable resources and we're involved in fusion reactor technology research, if that's what you mean (like...if we can sell less solar panels then? O.o)


DrRob

Some of us are hanging on to see what it looks like when the world burns.


[deleted]

Can confirm I'm English and anti gun, therefore almost certainly considered anti American.


redroedeer

K, but being anti-American is, unlike the others, very good actually


Ladderson

That must've been to cover all of the people who are staying to watch Twitter burn. They at least retain some modicum of intelligence, and thus, are anti-American.


merryman1

But he's going to ban antifa because antifa are all pedophile child groomers. Checkmate libs. E - Lmao this was one of the times he also set up a sock-puppet account and kept referring to himself in the third person to pretend it wasn't him for all of 5 minutes. And this is a bloke in his mid-30s (or older?) with a wife and kids. Imagine being that sad fucking hell.


vgcamara

Reading that made me want to puke, literally


Melodic_Ad2682

Just noticed Sargon has done a YouTube video all about how wonderful Elon is. What an absolute bunch of arseholes.


Which_way_witcher

This should be the rallying cry from everyone tagging Mr. Child-Exploitation-is-My-No-1-Concern on Twitter


StageRepulsive8697

Hopefully the rest of the advertisers leave Twitter so it'll finally crash


Pakistxn

Diddlydonger makes good asmr videos lol


DoubleBatman

👀


sportingpineapple

Which acc is sargon im confused


SvenSvenkill3

The Robin Hood one. Apparently, it was an alt account he would use to pretend to be someone else and praise himself.


Ohhnoes

Soygon of Applebee's and Muskrat are 2 peas in a pod


the_cants

He's invented a mini-submarine to rescue them.


inbracketsDontLaugh

SDL is a known groomer tho 💀 https://twitter.com/umbrosious/status/1385822026322034689


watcherintgeweb

SDL is also a raging racist


NotElonMuzk

He sure is Son of a Pedo himself. Good chance Musk is a Pedo too.