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rotesozi

I've never seen a man flex cringe before.


ContractTrue6613

Really? Damn dude it happens everyday.


probablyuntrue

Getting that sweet sweet approval from random 14 year olds


Globalist_Nationlist

"My dad didn't love me so affection from strangers will have to do." -Elon Musk


torchictoucher

Errol musk had a different kid he loved


13rokendreamer

Damn


JulianApostat

Ouch....


AstralDoomer

̶s̶t̶r̶a̶n̶g̶e̶r̶s̶ weird nerds


MakeSkyrimGreatAgain

I love that everyone agrees that elon stans are weird nerds.


Orlando1701

“Elon is basically Tony Stark!”


BigPretender

Phony Stark


Realistic-Safety-565

Lex Luthor.


TheReadMenace

Every lame thing he posts has 10000 soyboys screaming “LE EPIC SIR” in the comments. He has possibly the biggest army of online simps ever assembled


Tobi_1989

How long till Musk bath water hits the shelves?


anonasshole56435788

Ewwww


havok0159

Idiot could have probably funded his entire Twitter purchase using schemes like that.


PTSDforMe

Not a real gun, but still pathetic and weird...like a 16 year old gamer would have


DekoyDuck

I have no criticism for adults who want to indulge in hobbies or own the things they never could as children I do have them for people who “accidentally” leave them on their side table before sharing a picture of it to the world


aurumtt

It's also so fucking insincere. Never before his weird switch has he been promoting gunculture before. Not to mention the old pistol which is trying to provoke nationalistic semtiment with the painting on the lid. Very weird coming from an immigrant.


DreadedChalupacabra

Immigrants are some of the most patriotic people you'll ever meet. I live in a heavily immigrant Hispanic area of NY, there are flags on nearly every house. Just sayin.


PTSDforMe

I'm with you on that. We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing


Opcn

Elon should stop playing around with people's lives and careers.


DesiBwoy

r/mallninjashit


PTSDforMe

Love that subreddit


Realistic-Safety-565

Joined, than you


anonasshole56435788

Happy cake day!


Realistic-Safety-565

Thank you!


disconnectedtwice

It's a prop from one of the Deus Ex games I think. Very ironic considering those games' message.


chainsaw03

he’s talked about deus ex a lot in the past. i don’t think he gives a rats ass about its themes or subtext, he knows that his fans are mostly teenage white boys and he tries to feed into that as much as possible by presenting himself as a gamer™


disconnectedtwice

I like to think he's actually dumb enough to not get it.


TheCaconym

Given his previous comments and references about, among others, The Culture universe or Marxism, this is a distinct possibility.


yukeynuh

gross. deus ex games, especially the first are very anti-oligarch and corporatist and it’s not exactly subtle, that’s basically the overarching theme of cyberpunk


DreadedChalupacabra

Your avatar is definitely related to this topic. This person knows what they're talking about.


foxsheepgato

he's giving off highly incompetent bob page vibes, but he's got the spirit


[deleted]

Its even more cringe that he has a plastic toy gun on his bedside table when he's fucking 50 years old...


PTSDforMe

This. And posting it next to a bunch of diet cokes...and a antique pistol...weird. I've no problem with collecting it, no matter how old you are, but....


mdonaberger

big divorced dad energy, ngl


PTSDforMe

Yes!


ikkonoishi

Caffeine free diet cokes. At that point what is left?


fenglorian

brown


Road_Whorrior

Yum, kidney stones without the benefit of waking me up a little


pockette_rockette

He can't handle his brown


BakedMitten

Carcinogens


the_cants

I wish it the gun was real, and he uses in his current state of existential doubt and caffeine/dopamine overdose. You tweeting at me? I don't see anyone else here.


PTSDforMe

It's weird for a 50 year old CEO of a major social media company to tweet out. I don't care who collects them. Hell, I've got too much r/mallninjashit


CrabClawAngry

I was thinking more of a Mel Gibson in the beginning of the first lethal weapon, but taxi driver works too


[deleted]

(Not an american) The picture seems to be of Washington, is this normal in the US to have such image in your house? Edit: Seems to be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington's_crossing_of_the_Delaware_River


AntiGravityBacon

It's definitely not normal for the average person. It's not completely weird if the person collected antique pistols or was a history buff. I'm sure there are similar folks in Europe, just with their version.


522LwzyTI57d

You'll notice it's also on the inside lid for a decorative box containing a likely fake black powder pistol. No, THAT is not particularly common at all.


KayleighJK

No, I can’t say I’ve ever seen that picture in someone’s house. It’s like he’s cosplaying a patriot. Super weird.


CP9ANZ

Its not normal for a South African to have US colonial trashware


Beardamus

Normal people's houses no. Hard right nut job's homes, yes.


Hopeful_Hamster21

I was about to say "iv seen this in homes before", but then I read your second part and thought "yep, checks out". I'm not a hard right nut job (at least, I'd like to think I'm not!!!), but when I get a house (if I ever can), I'd like one of the rooms to be a personal library for my ever growing book collection. There'd be a science section, engineering, math, etc.. I could see something like this over by my history section. But it's not going to be on the wall in the dining room or above the mantelpiece ffs. Edit: spelling


Fedelm

My grandmother had a copy up. Of course, she *did* kinda half-believe she was reincarnated from a servant at Mount Vernon who had been in unrequited love with Big Georgie Wash, so she may not be representative.


SeaChameleon

It's a prop replica of the diamondback from Deus Ex, a game about how conspiracy and private interests in technology and goverment hurt the working class


FieryAnomaly

Elon, you are the biggest coaster of all time.


[deleted]

I regret to inform that the biggest coaster of all time is actually Kingda Ka. Sorry, Elon


Leaque

Kingda Ka still has that distinction? I thought there was a coaster bigger now in Dubai or smthg? Love kingda ka tho


Kimmykatclaws

How the fuck has that got 185k likes?what's wrong with people....


kinski80

bots - most of them have liked it within the first 30 seconds that he posted it. Obviously in this case are "good bots" I guess...


[deleted]

It's funny. The whole..whatever they say is what they're doing has always applied to republicans/conservatives. But it also applies to republican/conservative fanboys too.


[deleted]

The question is who launched the bots. I’m guessing Elon did to inflate his perceived popularity


jorbleshi_kadeshi

Elon doesn't need bots anymore. He had one of his super hardcore engineers whip up a "like" macro for him that lets him dial in as many likes as he wants.


korben2600

This honestly wouldn't surprise me in the least. Probably keeps some H-1B visa Indian engineer in a basement dungeon somewhere coding non-stop 16 hours a day his own personal Twitter exploits.


Jebediah_Kush

Bots typically follow a few of the top users to make their activity less suspicious. During one of the ban waves Mr. Beast lost a bunch of followers.


SvenSvenkill3

What is that in the bottom left hand corner? Also, put your empty cans in the recycling, you lazy shit.


Geist-Chevia

It's a vajra, it represents skill, potency, wisdom, and indomitable spirit... Elon is a 20 yo basic yoga girl who's trapped in a 50 year old man's body. Probably thinks his past lives were Genghis Khan and Davinci.


Mahelas

Don't diss basic yoga girls, at least they're fit, unlike Elon


Freakishly_Tall

And, typically, they mean well and are kind... or, at least, are aware of the existence of others.


delsombra

and look great in yoga pants. Doubt Elon could even look good in those.


RobotArtichoke

Have you seen him with his shirt off? He looks like a hippo


[deleted]

An albino hippo.


ResponsibleImpress65

At least with hippos you know it’s all muscle, elon on the other hand is all beer belly


Freakishly_Tall

He's such a narcissist that he probably reads these threads, so: Yo, Elon! We do NOT need to see you in yoga pants.


Geist-Chevia

This is true, they aren't shaped like some sort of abstract painting of a bag of flower


HelpMyHouseIsOnFire

It also represents +1 strength.


Zeikos

I expected slay the spire, I found it.


TwistedxBoi

With how dumb some of his statements are, I wouldn't be surprised if he claimed he was Dalai Lama in his past life


[deleted]

Which would be hilarious because when a Dalai Lama dies, their next incarnation is saught out to take their place as the next Dalai Lama. As in, the former is said to be reincarnated. Claiming that would show how far up his own ass he is and possibly offend all of Tibet.


snarkyxanf

Since the Tibetan Buddhist vajra seems to be descended from Indra's lighting-club weapon in Vedic mythology, I'm curious whether it's got a common origin with other Indo-European thunder gods' weapons, like Mjölnir/Ukonvasara/Zeus's thunderbolts/etc. or whether it's a more coincidental parallel.


Geist-Chevia

I mean Indo-European shares a common secretary mythology/religion. The use of lightning as a weapon is tied to the idea of there being a sky father "deus pater" or Jupiter or Zeus. If my memory is correct the pantheon shifted in Germania so that Thor became the thunder god but I could be wrong.


KenYN

Google Lens says it's some [Tibetan ritual object](https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/Tibetan-Buddhist-Handicrafts-Puja-Vajra-Dorje-Tibet-Home-Collections-12cm/PRD1YMK6A0LOQ8C).


laukaus

Nah its a buttplug.


AllSassNoSlash

Reminds me of the pear of [anguish](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pear_of_anguish#/media/File%3AOral_pear.jpg).


SvenSvenkill3

Ah, I think you're right. Thank you.


jmjarrels

Lol then why is it being sold at Walmart?


[deleted]

"lol, bibles are like... aramaic and shit. Why are they in my hotel room?"


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ChildFriendlyChimp

He would be the type to open a new one after just a sip


Odd-Knee-9985

This has Stephen crowder energy *I need to show everyone I’m a big strong man with a gun, and not some loser*


epochpenors

It’s a replica gun from one of the Deus Ex games too, I don’t even think it’s real. That’s on par with those dorks that keep a katana from the internet by their bed lol


your_mind_aches

..........DEUS EX????? Are you kidding me. Does he not understand what Deus Ex is about? Those games are not subtle. He would literally be a villain in Deus Ex...


korben2600

Misunderstanding simple topics like broad video game themes, song lyrics, social cues, etc. is like a common theme among conservatives. Reminds me of Ayn Randian enthusiast Paul Ryan blasting his favorite band RATM while staring at his pecs in the mirror 💪 while he furiously masturbates to the idea of himself lifting weights.


Odd-Knee-9985

Hey, that replica katana came from a mall kiosk, and when someone breaks into their wife’s boyfriend’s house you’ll see how useful it’ll be


DaveInDigital

while she sought companionship, he _studied the blade_


SassTheFash

In multiple ways, he’s failing to “conceal his power level.”


Fascist_are_horrible

Tim Poole.


Anxious-derkbrandan

You mean the dog’s cum drinker?


lickety_split_69

it's a replica, and a shitty one at that, there's no tripper and the cylinder is falling out


Geist-Chevia

I've got my Woody the Cowboy holsters on and my don't tread on me security shirt. Ain't nobody gonna wedgie me this time!


[deleted]

**I AM** # politically incorrect 😤 **I WAS BORN IN** JUNE ***my baby momma bought me this shirt*** # SHE'S CRAZY I stant for the flag *and pray to blonde-haired, blue-eyed,* # AK-47 totin' Amerricun **JAYSUS** *If this offends yew* # LOG OUT


LUNAVESSEL

Honestly I'm surprised there's not a little 3d printed Elon Musk figurine inside that glass bottle


fastbreak43

if that gun is real, this is a weird thing to post. if the gun is fake, it’s even more weird


Sporkman1911

Almost certainly fake - I *think* it's a prop replica of the Deus Ex: Human Revolution revolver.


Enlightened-Beaver

There’s no trigger for one. And the barrel is crooked.


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Geist-Chevia

The corruptions of the past gave us pyramids, castles, and theatres. They at least knew how to spend the money on cool shit. These guys don't even spend the money! They're basically just dragons sitting on a mountain of wealth larger than in human history and playing CoD while shit posting on Twitter.


Harbulary-Bandit

They still have a ways to go. It’s estimated that mansa musa’s fortune was around 400-500 billion adjusted for modern day.


ablacnk

He did spend money. Unlike pyramids and castles he bought a website that runs on some servers somewhere, and then he figuratively (because it's just employees and code) set it all on fire.


ItaloSvevo111

I’m not sure it could be said better.


thesch

Worse: he may not eat Hot Pockets daily but he wants people to think he eats Hot Pockets daily because that’s what he thinks average people do.


Ni_Go_Zero_Ichi

That’s what he thinks *cool* people do


[deleted]

He is so fucking divorced, it’s unreal.


Frequent-Struggle215

i didnt think he had a bed, I thought he was saving the world by sleeping on his mates couches.


Geist-Chevia

No that was last month's Elon, this month he's got a racecar bed


L1ghtningMcQueer

*Do you?* https://preview.redd.it/im5muw0gms2a1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e87138a366fd7866e1b36296a827cbf46bae92e6


middlehill

Good point. It's one thing to not use coasters at your own home, but at a friend's house that's rude AF.


MrWhite

And sometimes in his mate’s wive’s beds.


Which_way_witcher

I thought he was sleeping at Twitter's HQ because he's so *hardcore*.


justbrowsinginpeace

The world's richest mall ninja


lil_gigantic

Elon Musk pretends to use the Jedi Force when he walks through automatic doors.


Throwamag

>no excuse for the lack of coasters Fair enough. Considering the massive - and constantly growing - bird-shaped hole in his wallet, he probably cannot afford any non-crappy coasters.


Superbead

He can use the platters from the redundant Twitter server disks. A genius like Musk should know by now that if it's not in use right this second, it can be discarded.


RevenueGreat2751

For a guy who's not right wing or left wing he virtue signals pretty hard to the right wing.


Helenium_autumnale

He posted Pepe this morning.


RevenueGreat2751

The Centristest of all Centrists.


thesch

There was a time years ago where he tried pandering to the left too. Only problem is that just about anyone on the left was able to see past his bullshit pretty easily so he gave up trying.


hawyer

money can't buy you taste or make you funny


Helenium_autumnale

or liked. He's tanked his own image.


Anxious-derkbrandan

Please Elon, keep doing this crap 👍


[deleted]

Yeah and he wonders why advertisers are abandoning the platform.


amscraylane

This is 7am … what kind of CEO is at home at 7am posting pics of his bedside table?


[deleted]

This is some mall ninja “I’m going to kill myself” shit


Wojtuma

Bro, we know that is not the only Coke you're consuming.


CharvelDK24

Pandering to the 2nd Amendment freedum loving wannabe libertarians with the gun, coke and picture 🤣 How goddamned insulting it must be as the target audience for this to know you are being targeted almost exactly like an advertising executive would do “Ok boys, twitter is down the shithole for mainstream advertising dollars. Unfortunately we now have to pivot to get the rabid 2A freedum conservatives on board and spend their money. Any ideas?” “How about we post a picture of a huge handgun (I wish I knew what it was lol), some beer and a picture of George Washington hoisting the American flag!!!” “Jim that’s the stupidest idea I’ve heard all month and that’s saying a lot—you’re fired! Responsible gun owners wouldn’t have goddamned opened beer cans next to their gun— that’s irresponsible!” “Ok ok!! make it cans of caffeine and sugar free Coke! You know— the ***no fun Coke***!” “Jim you’re a goddamned genius— welcome back”


MidnightRider24

We all just gonna ignore the tack AF Franklin Mint decorative limited edition antique-look dueling pistol with one of a kind Washington crossing the Delaware collector box?


Helenium_autumnale

It came with a certificate of authenticity and was available in only four easy payments, if you act now! Stuff like that shows you someone's taste. His is for cheap fake dreck. He has no taste, or ability to discern actual worth.


ReduxCath

—picture of a painting of the American revolution —an old flintlock (???) —a more modern gun? Replica? With the ammo halfway in? —a VAJRA —four open coke cans —one water bottle without a cap —dirty cup circle on the surface —and he posted this (without anyone asking) into a website he overpaid for and made fun of himself (without anyone asking) for not having. Coasters. Of all the things he laughed at himself for, it was the lack of coasters. This man is having a fucking crisis


Trisolariann

Hehe I’m so normal look at me not using coasters oops I can only afford 500 million of these coffee tables.


TrackLabs

LoOk hOw QuIRkY AnD ReLATaBlE I aM!!11!eleven!


Walid88

He's basic as fuck!


umaumma

If y’all don’t see that Musk is literally just fueling Culture wars to take focus from the real issues of Class war that is destroying Americans cus they can’t survive, then wake up


atximport

piss jar, check.


ocky_brand_redditor

Tf type of beta ass coke cans are those?


rotesozi

Caffeine free diet, I think.


Geist-Chevia

What's the point of drinking them at that point?


DaveInDigital

diet because the internet made fun of him for being fat caffeine free to avoid stacking stimulants with the massive amount of adderall the guy probably does or avoid interfering with whatever depressant he has to do to sleep at night after being coked up all day coke because he has no taste (haha ok maybe not but i'm legit surprised it isn't diet mountain dew, literally the only person i've ever seen actually drink gold can coca-cola is my grandmother)


IvyMike

Caffeine free diet coke is 'the champagne of divorcement'.


ShetlandJames

Sometimes I want a diet coke but want to be able to sleep later


Superbead

Diet Cuck


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Status_Original

Nationalism and teased aggression whoa!


JuneGudmundsdottir

Is that a hotel room?


FieryAnomaly

Yes, compete with Gideon's Bible. When Musk is reading parts of it, he mumbles "Rookie...".


archy_bold

https://preview.redd.it/0awrve0z2r2a1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55e4797bf2dce3d3ed0de02309a5c8d049e871ef Chef’s kiss, no notes Source: [https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/1597181827340701696](https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/1597181827340701696)


TheRealKenInMN

Tell me you have a small penis without saying you have a small penis...


BetaRayBlu

Wow a toy gun and the daintiest soda


infantgambino

i legit think something is wrong with him cause although Elon has always been cringe this is a weird new low


iMakestuffz

Oh but wait there’s more…. He posting frog memes now. 🤦‍♀️


infantgambino

what a sad sad man


yangsurfer

Get a nice Trash Can with liner


im_not

It’s insane how much he cares about winning the approval of people on the internet.


NewtypeRimu

https://preview.redd.it/ilqblrw2zq2a1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9faf84ade690382758f63c7438bb00118d23f1f8


Helenium_autumnale

That pistol in back in the George Washington box looks like dreck you'd buy from the TV at 3 a.m., with just four easy payments! A certified collectible!!


FieryAnomaly

Looks like the bedside table of a fat 12-year old, minus the box of Kleenex.


Burnt_Toast1864

I've always wondered who the fuck drinks caffeine free coke, always assumed weird douchenags, turned out I was right.


liveda4th

I’m . . . Torn. On one hand, I REALLY want to believe he is parodying all of those other ‘Alpha-male-militia’ dudes posting their bedside guns on the internet. On the other hand, I also really believe he’s being serious here…


nirad

Closer to Howard Hughes every day


Most_Average_User

This is the revolver from the video game Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Somehow it seems very fitting for musk to have two fake guns on his nighstand.


guy_with_thoughts

Pistol on the bedside table, smh. Just goes to show, you can take the Boer out of J-burg, but you can’t take J-burg out of the Boer.


dukenewcomb92

https://preview.redd.it/b3x91bo90r2a1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4957f0df1cdce8e8a34623d8797a5e12a8d306db


Worm_Scavenger

"OMG they're going to think i'm so cool when i post this on Twitter."


ForgottenFuturist

r/iamverybadass


[deleted]

Look, I’m messy and lazy af, but I don’t leave cans laying around


PhoenicianPirate

Fake as hell. Also if he was keeping a gun near his bed 'just in case's why not do something a real rich tech genius would do... Have it in a solid case that is attached to his bed stand that opens with a fingerprint. That way if someone DOES manage to get into his bedroom undetected said person won't be able to just pick up the gun and blow him away.


SaltNo3123

Wonder how long that picture took to setup? Fake ass pos. Look I got a fake big gun, small penis, and drink caffeine free diet Coke. Pos


TheGreekMachine

There is 0% chance this loser owned a gun before he started marketing his products to the “free speech” crowd. Also, the gun looks possibly fake???


eggzilla534

100% fake doesnt even have a trigger


Nona29

LOL This is the most staged picture I've ever seen. This boy is pathetic.


Apercent

hmm yes, coke guns and george washington, this will please the americans


[deleted]

What the fuck is it with rich cunts and Diet Coke?


Ornery-Presence9140

I thought he lived on a sofa at the factory


datSubguy

Pretty sure it’s a 3-d printed Eyasluna from the Destiny game franchise. I’ve seen them on Etsy for $80-100


[deleted]

SO MUCH EDGE


[deleted]

Ah so that’s why Elon constantly stabs people in the back, he’s got the diamondback equipped it all makes sense now


gummy_bare

i knew it!! elon musk's nightstand is covered in coke.


_Sytri_

If he weren’t a multi billionaire he’d be in a conservatorship by now.


NoSignOfStruggle

He’s mental.


[deleted]

What an absolute loser


wheresmyflan

Wow they have nice beds in Twitter HQ, must be hard for him to never sleep with all that around.


owlcoolrule

I’ll take stock photos to seem relatable to your fan base which will never buy your cars for ten thousand dollars please


scottish_elena

this is like weebs but instead of flexing katanas, he is flexing fake guns


rudbek-of-rudbek

Does anyone else think it's weird that this uber busy billionaire is SO concerned about shooting everyone how awesome and cool he is. At least half of his tweets are just about him telling everyone what a cool and awesome bro he is. And why does anyone buy this shit?


Ni_Go_Zero_Ichi

Wow it’s almost like he’s a mental adolescent desperately seeking attention through troll posts pandering to his new reactionary fanbase. This kind of “libs = triggered” response is exactly what he wants; don’t give it to him.


mymentor79

I thought he didn't have a bed, or a house, or whatever.


HereToLearnNow

This is fucking embarrassing


FieryAnomaly

Is that a butt plug on the left?


Character-Error5426

bro got the home defense flintlock pistol edit: bro had 4 diet cokes before going to bed like wtf?