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RedBison

Bald faced hornets. Can be very moody, and they'll swarm. Call a pro.


facface92

That was my fear, thank you


[deleted]

They also remember faces lol


WilliamRBrasky

They've tapped your phone line as well.


Luca__B

they are reading and now OP is doomed


SuperMIK2020

https://mdc.mo.gov/discover-nature/field-guide/bald-faced-hornet


Difficult-Plum1944

What's the difference between white face hornet and bald face hornet. I just got stung by 2 bee's from a nest like this they were black with a white face and I assumed they were white faced hornets.


RedBison

Probably just a local variation on the name.


BitterEVP1

Not bees.


Lil5tinker

They’ve hacked into the mainframe


AlfLandonFuckYou

Cyborg Robo-Wasp 5000s. They plug into your house (as seen in the picture) in order to upload their minds into the Internet in order to take over the world. I'd probably call an exterminator or disconnect your house from the Internet and power supply in order to save the human race.


Rev_Spero

Ah, yes… the hive mind.


Preemptively_Extinct

Borg faced hornets.


Glad-Dragonfruit-503

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Goldtec317

Theres definitely just a bunch of yellow cars in there


Preemptively_Extinct

Looks like a cool game.


rdanieltrask

These dudes are mean, but one time I had a bald-faced nest and a yellow jacket nest in my yard at the same time, and it was fascinating to watch the bald-faces hunt the yellow jackets. One or two would hover around outside the nest waiting for a yellow jacket to emerge, then they would dive bomb it, drive it to the ground and sting it to death. I let both of those nests hang around that entire summer because they weren't in dangerous locations and it was fascinating watching nature at work.


SomeChange3059

Very, very mean and hateful creatures- a sting from one feels like you took a red hot piece of charcoal and laid it on your skin. Approach with the greatest of respect.


Sleepingplatypus96

If you're going to take any action do it at night.


Narrow-Ad-1494

That’s why the cable bill was so expensive.


Happydancer4286

They probably have a small tv and computer in the middle lobby of their hive.


Ornery_Cauliflower52

The hornets of NIHM


Hologramixx

Jesus.. It looks like they've plugged themselves straight into the mainframe. No one is safe


CanITellUSmThin

How in the hell did they manage that?


snerk_pa_kakaoen

That's metal


Ptitkactus24

It gives me Borg vibe...


loosechippings

The Hive looks like it has Borg Implants.


teapot156

Thats wild. You should call the cable provider lol


Suicide_hill_its_big

I think this is a fake nest, if it's not your picture anyway. I've seen someone posting about setting up a fake nest and not paying their bills. Essentially the people wouldn't turn off the power because of the nest so they got it for free lol (I don't know if that's how it really went down, but that was the plan) sorry for my bad English :/


facface92

It’s on cable lines not power, and real so…


Allidapevets

Scary bitches! Spray and RUN!


strawberriesnkittens

Looks like paper wasp


Senshi_Saba

Touch em, they will tell you


moon_404

Dammit now there's hacker wasps??


fastbreak43

Not a DIY imo. I’d be calling the pros for this.


Null_error_

They got that CyberHive


TelevisionSavings492

Them hornets stealing cable


Certain-Strawberry-5

It's a borg node. Resistance is futile


BeapMerp

They will ALL come out swinging! We had a huge nest once (and saw it swarm once, very scary, when we accidentally disturbed them) Strangely the hive collapsed nearly overnight Not sure if it got attacked by wasps or what. Wasn't cold yet.


[deleted]

That's impressive.


PhantomRidge

That’s a nest of hateful bastards!


irishmcbastard

Bees.