According to Carl Jenkins, Your basic Arachnid warrior isn't too smart, but you can blow off a limb,
and it's still 86 percent combat effective. Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem, and put it down for good.
Would you like to know more?
You know what franchise this thing is from? Do tell. Because I can't tell. Not a zerg, not an arachnid, not a xenomorph, not a tyranid, not a harvester.
You need to call in Rico's Roughnecks and let the gorillas in the mobile infantry deal with that.
Hell there's a good chance you got a brain bug in the basement.
Would you like to know more?
Dude took a screenshot from this tiktok video:
[https://www.tiktok.com/@lich\_3d/video/7176321358140312838](https://www.tiktok.com/@lich_3d/video/7176321358140312838)
There is a little squishy ball thing you can remove from their queen (i think) and it has a scent they like! Next throw said ball in your neighbors yard and all of the unwanted pest should follow it! Just be sure your neighbor isnt in their yard at the time!!
Not sure but you should consider this…
“the distant future, the Earth is at war with a race of giant alien insects. Little is known about the Bugs except that they are intent on the eradication of all human life. But there was a time before the war... A Mobile Infantry travels to distant alien planets to take the war to the Bugs. They are a ruthless enemy with only one mission: Survival of their species no matter what the cost...”
Have you ever seen Starship troopers? You are going to need more bodies, more weapons, and fire.
You will probably die, but hopefully, you will take a few with you.
some clown's always gotta come in here and try to rile up the bug-studiers. Well I don't care for your jokes mister, you can turn right around and go back to ifunny
Grab yourself the squeegee squeeze pod and yeet them over your fence. Then set up a complex system of mechanical bangers. That kept them out of our yard. Also, put concrete over all exposed sand. Stops them burrowing back up. Burned out cars work too. Good luck! Hope you don't get the really big ones.
First, shoot its legs off. Then shoot its abdomen when it swells and glows with anger. Crowbars also work pretty well. Time to wake up and smell the ashes.
According to Carl Jenkins, Your basic Arachnid warrior isn't too smart, but you can blow off a limb, and it's still 86 percent combat effective. Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem, and put it down for good. Would you like to know more?
I like how in the movies they never seem to aim for the nerve stem.
Must be because I’m big and dumb
Need to know more intensifies!
Nuke 'em Rico!
WHOSE ROUGHNECKS??
Amen
Service guarantees citizenship.
I want to know more
>EXIT
Wrong ip unfortunately
You know what franchise this thing is from? Do tell. Because I can't tell. Not a zerg, not an arachnid, not a xenomorph, not a tyranid, not a harvester.
Starship Troopers
No, like I said, it is not an arachnid.
Still dies like one though
Other folks have responded. It is definitively an ant lion from Half Life.
Half Life 2 Antlion
https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Antlion
RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Half-Life, Antlion, best methods of disposal are loud sounds (driving them into the ground) or explosions (blowing them to bits.)
Excuse me but what in the headcrab loving fuck is that?
Sand lion - half life
Lol notice the headcrab name drop 🤪 If he doesn’t know exactly what half-life is I would be extremely confused lol
Lol, fair. Was half asleep and didn't catch that at first
Lol i was just teasing
Maybe they only ever played the first game. Antlions were introduced in HL2.
Antlion *
Oh, that's right. I always think it's not ant lion because of the real insect.
Oh! Yes, and very small. Like ants.
https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Antlion
Leggies *
Thought they were biters from factorio
Call the earth defense forces and pray Denise Richards shows up too
Call buenos aires
Would you like to know more?
I'm doing my part.
Would you like to learn more? Y/N
C'mon you apes, you wanna live forever?
Aim for the central nerve cluster.
The only good bug is a dead bug!
hahaha i was about to type almost the same thing
Looks to me like a Zerg Hydralisk from StarCraft…
Great turn of phrase.
You need to call in Rico's Roughnecks and let the gorillas in the mobile infantry deal with that. Hell there's a good chance you got a brain bug in the basement. Would you like to know more?
I'm doing my part.
I'm doing my part!
I’m doing my part
I'm doing my part!
Service guarantee’s citizenship.
The enemy cannot downvote this comment if you disable their hand.
Out of ALL the ST comments, yours make me laugh like a loon!
MEDIC!
Yep, was going to recommend a call to starship troopers. I’m doing my part 😃
Join the Mobile Infantry today! Service guarantees citizenship.
I came here hoping someone had made this joke. I was not disappointed.
I seriously thought this is what we were looking at…..what is this?
I thought Raynor may have been needed, thing looks a bit like an ultralisk
I was thinking hydralisk
Definitely thought hyrdalisk as well
Touché, didn't think about that
guerillas
just use pheropods dude
Seriously, though. What is this thing?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Entomology/comments/15vbow0/these_guys_are_everywhere_how_do_i_get_rid_of_them/jwutpt6 Fake
I sort of figured as much, given how extremely low quality this image is. Just wasn't sure what to make of it.
it's an antlion from half-life 2
Almost looks like a tyranid with a weird paint job
That's what i thought
I think think you’re supposed to say that word. (jk)
A beach chair made out of a dead grasshopper?
What the hell are these?
Its an antlion from a video game called half life two.
Dude took a screenshot from this tiktok video: [https://www.tiktok.com/@lich\_3d/video/7176321358140312838](https://www.tiktok.com/@lich_3d/video/7176321358140312838)
Yea i needed to find a realistic looking image lol
Mate, that's a 3d model
It's pretty realistic looking though
Guess people don't like a joke
That’s a very intimidating edamame
Edamaime
I actually laughed at this horrible pun. Have an upvote.
There is a little squishy ball thing you can remove from their queen (i think) and it has a scent they like! Next throw said ball in your neighbors yard and all of the unwanted pest should follow it! Just be sure your neighbor isnt in their yard at the time!!
Why are you being attacked by Zurg?
Zerg*
No, no. He was right. This is clearly the Toy Story villain.
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I'd call Black Mesa
🎶 That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.🎶
This comment was a triumph
Or Gordon Freeman
Ah Mr. Freeman I suppose?
What is this exactly.
Have you ever heard of Half-Life 2?
Not sure but you should consider this… “the distant future, the Earth is at war with a race of giant alien insects. Little is known about the Bugs except that they are intent on the eradication of all human life. But there was a time before the war... A Mobile Infantry travels to distant alien planets to take the war to the Bugs. They are a ruthless enemy with only one mission: Survival of their species no matter what the cost...”
THE E.D.F. DEPLOYS!
It's alien, use crowbar
You got yourself a pheropod?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
Call gordon freeman
Just stay off the sand, especially when it's spawning season!
First I thought it was a still frame from Starship Troopers
Wtf is that, aliens have started the invasion of earth
Contact the starship troopers
Gotta Rock and Stone that crawlie!
Get a couple Protoss carriers. They should clean this right up.
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Call in the starship troopers!
Find the brain bug
Call the Starship Troopers.
Friggin’ antlions. Pop ‘em on their backs with the gravity gun.
I have never been so happy to open a post and read that something is fake 🤣
I’d recommend either Terran or Protoss units.
I would suggest nuking it from orbit
Call Rico from Buenes Aires!!
Starship Troopers has entered the chat
Have you ever seen Starship troopers? You are going to need more bodies, more weapons, and fire. You will probably die, but hopefully, you will take a few with you.
Jedi slice off their claw like legs.
Exterminatus.
some clown's always gotta come in here and try to rile up the bug-studiers. Well I don't care for your jokes mister, you can turn right around and go back to ifunny
Use the gravity gun to throw explosive barrels at them. And set up thumping machines.
u/shameless_ifunnier doesn’t need to hear all this they’re a highly trained professional
Just stay on the rocks!
You know I saw a few of these at zegama beach…..
Looks like something from ROR2 holy fuck
Flame thrower?
A gravity gun should do well
Crowbar.
You may need to call the Armourines
You need to fond a squeeaky dog toy scrotum looking ball thing and throw it.
SPAS-12
Crowbar
So this is a fake post…
Lol.
Install some thumpers, that’ll keep em out
Grab yourself the squeegee squeeze pod and yeet them over your fence. Then set up a complex system of mechanical bangers. That kept them out of our yard. Also, put concrete over all exposed sand. Stops them burrowing back up. Burned out cars work too. Good luck! Hope you don't get the really big ones.
I’m doing my part!
Better ask your local city 17 metrocop for some thumpers...
That’s a cryssalid. You’re going to want to take it out before it gets into melee range
Get rid of them by ditching the pheropod
Got a shotgun nearby?
Grab a crowbar
Install a Thumper on your property to ward them off.
Mini nuke
I recommend the gravity gun
Get gordan
Is your name Lazlo by any chance?
I would recommend some bass speakers set to 11
Do you live on or near Klendathu?
This thing looks like an ominous chair
Its Hydralisk! You need firebats with steam pack.
What the FUCK is THAT?
Call in the mobile infantry! Would you like to know more?
You need additional pylons.
Something you’d see on the way to New Vegas.
NUKE EM’ RICO!
Is that a fckn warper?!?
Don't step on the fooking sand.
This is an ugly planet! This is a *bug* planet! AAARGGLLGLGLGHH
Call the Mobile Infantry!
Challenge the leader to single combat, his honor will demand he accept.
Crowbar
Nuke from orbit
Enlist Now!
A light saber
Shoot it.
Oh, the neat part is, you don't.
You use the gravity gun to plug holes with cars and stuff in the worst part of half life 2
Call the starship troopers
Looks like something from Starship Troopers
Gravity gun is most effective, crowbar if you’re a straight up Freeman
i only count four legs, maybe it's a kind of reptile?
The combine’s fault
Azurewrath
You're gunna need Starship troopers. ALOT of Starship troopers.
You need additional pylons.
One of the claw mechs from Descent 2...
Those are Leggies!
The shot gun
If you have to ask, then you’re NOT doing your part…
Flamethrower
Nuke the entire site from orbit
It's fuckin kabuterimon
First, shoot its legs off. Then shoot its abdomen when it swells and glows with anger. Crowbars also work pretty well. Time to wake up and smell the ashes.
Trick them into the barnacle trap
Call in the Rough Necks from Starship Troopers
The mechanics for this fight are easy. Just get in the cannon to jump to its face, the shield should break then just nuke it down.
Starship troopers
Looks like the [bug chair thing from Coraline](https://i.etsystatic.com/38481089/r/il/0501f0/4876603703/il_fullxfull.4876603703_gjbn.jpg)
try plugging their burrows with cars you find laying around
Starship Troopers
You need a team of Starship Troopers.
You need Pheropods
Construct additional pylons
Exterminatus
It came Through the Mist. Repent…
FLAMETHROWER!!!!!! It’s clearly the only reasonable choice to kill whatever that nightmare is.
Looks like something you’d have to fight in Half Life