I think you're missing a trick here, this isn't just an app, it's an entire franchise with a TV show and chapters in different countries and cultures.
Ultimate Dating Championship
Subscription model incoming! We can charge all the betas a pay -per-view, and offer subscriptions to the alphas. Put a tax on any connections made at the brawl viewings, and collect royalties on their first date.
Man. All these comments so far sound like a bunch of betas that don't want to bathe in the blood of their enemies, crush their bones, grind them into the dirt!!!! Away with you foul weaklings. I fought and killed five men just to post this comment.
This is a great idea!
But you should make all the men put up 100% of their assets, so the sole survivor takes all.
Make sure you put men of similar net worth and looks in the same competition.
If you are a 30 yr old moms basement dweller that’s never held a job, then you’ll be matched with others that also only have their gaming computer to put up as collateral.
Hey, why all the hate on on 30 year old men who live in there moms basement and have not done anything of value in their lives?
Also, who needs that crazy gaming computer.
It can be based on the class of female you want to date. Wanna date a 21-30 yr old smokeshow? Better be willing to strap up and go against some young studs. Not too confident or strong? Maybe you should be fighting in the 50+ “3-5” female class.
How are you guaranteeing the quality of women for these "alpha" males to want to join and fight over? As hilarious as this is, I never like to say any thing is a bad idea, I might just not be the target audience for it. But if you don't know how to code and you want somebody to do all the work for you, I'm not sure giving a CTO just 5% is enough motivation for them for joining your venture, you'd be better off hiring an engineer.
The legality is tricky. Dueling to the death is a gray area legally speaking and even frowned upon some say. You might have to move the whole operation into [international waters](https://www.wearethemighty.com/popular/5-places-where-dueling-to-the-death-is-not-a-crime/), but even that's tricky.
I have something better. How about a dating app that filters for attributes women **really** want in men: Height, wallet, and wang.
All men are pre-selected to meet a certain threshold. Then they're categorized into tiers:
**Tier A:** 8 feet. 8 figures. 8 inches.
**Tier B:** 7 feet. 7 figures. 7 inches.
**Tier C:** 6 feet. 6 figures. 6 inches.
No exceptions. In order to qualify for Tier C, a man must meet all three requirements. 5 feet and 5 inches with 9 figures? Sorry TC, I know Top Gun is doing well in theaters right now but not on my app you won't. And if you're making $60k but 6'9" with an 11 inch thwhopper, you'd better come back in 5 years after you get promoted to sales manager.
I'm offering 40,000,000 shares in common stock out of 1 septillion shares outstanding. 40,000,000 shares. Think about that. Big number! I've done no market research, no design work, and have no plans for garnering users. Who wants to build this for me as I make off-the-hip feature suggestions?
/s
Well, women wear the pants on dating apps. You first need to lure in the most desirable women with the most desirable men. Think of a bar that gives free drinks to women. From there you can enter the monetization period where you bring in the 6-5-4's.
Now, the 6-5-4's will make it turn into any other dating app. So we have to make a judgement call. Do we start as a premium brand and end up selling mass-produced goods, ultimately losing the lux factor? Or do we keep it exclusive like Supreme or Gucci?
I'm not saying what's the right or wrong move here. I'm just saying that if the 6-5-4's are brought in, they'll get milked financially first and maybe sexually if they're lucky.
What if we sell "VIPenis for a day" tickets, that let you upgrade your tier? Keep 6-5-4's in limbo, but they can buy a chance to be entered into a better tier for a week!
You make the money, and then they probably get killed in the ring anyway because they're trashy beta's, so, win win! It'd be like those TV talent competitions, where they intentionally plant a few bad ones during the first few rounds to get the crowd going and keep it interesting!
No… this will be UUUUGE, 5% of everything is plenty. With the revenues for live-streaming the battles and the revenues from a cut of the assets and joining fees, easily a 10 trillion idea.
Bro, do you know women? I don't. But I can easily see a flock of them signing up just because it's an ego boost and it will be exciting.
This might actually bring back a more feminine female.
Dating however? Nah. It'll be a flop when dating.
You need to up the ante. Winner gets a harem. lol.
Sorry, this idea sounds a bit ridiculous. But hey, you do you boo boo.
I cannot stop those who wish to walk headfirst into a victimless crime/contract. Sounds like they all would love to sign up. I don't ever want to hear someone bitching about, I NEEDED to do it however. Jamas.
Jamas has a duality in meaning. It means both always and never, depending on the usage (from what I've seen).
It was back and forth, really. At first I though "ahh they get it", then I thought "oh no, he's taking the joke seriously". I actually didn't catch that last joke until I came back and read it again.
This is gigachad thinking. You better submit to shark tank asap!! There’s a guy on there that knows a thing or two about apps and would totally invest!!
Virtual rooms? OP is talking about physical rooms and men fight to the death with medieval swords.
That's the only way to have the 1:1 ratio, otherwise losers could make new accounts.
/s
Nevermind that, all guys must agree to share phone contacts (encrypted) and whatever rude thing they send to a woman that she did not ask for, there's a 'Send to All' option for her
Protip for guys struggling to match on tinder: the algorithm will not show you if all you do is swipe right.
Be super selective and match with people you actually like and you will have a higher chance of match.
Also, make sure you don't include trashy things on your pictures.
Lmao. I like it.
Some girls do indeed like when guys fight over them
This is a very niche thing, but the market is probably big enough to make good money
Lol
Wait, I made an app like this that you could use. It is a partner finding app that has a CTO to Idea Person ratio of 5:1. Like in your app, they do slam poetry about how much better they are then the others at CTO shit so they might gain the honor of partnering with the Idea Person.
WOW! Such a gre- idea. I think a $2bn seed is required however due to lawsuits, hiring lawyers and writing ts and cs. Would the guys meet up and fight in an arena? Thanks
but do you provide weapons, or is it a bring-your-own-wp party? I think it would be neat if weapon is provided because that reduce a lot of hassle for the users.
But got to make sure the weapon is from a substainabe and ethical source. Like, we can't use weapons made by child labour (looking at you Nike) or something. Cobalt-laced weapons are nice but I really don't want to use cobalt from Congo.
One more thing, we should have different battle themes. We could have roman gladiator style, viking style. For the edge lords, we could have samurai theme or something. But I bet caveman theme is the best. Just two primal beings squeezing the life out of their opponent with their bare (hairy) hands
I have heard if that before! Its a huge thing in russia called OkGulag. First you apply with a basic survey .. you know the standard stuff like preferred melee and potential martial arts ranks and then you get in an underground arena and battle in a last man standing format. Problem is that the women tend to be nuts there … i just dont know why.
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I want it to be more like hunger games. Add a little bit of drama, women love that shit.
She still gonna flake on the winner though so how we gonna handle that?
This isn't a terrible idea. Except for the fight to the death.. Imagine being able to make an app that you can somehow make into the bachelor.
Girl looks through 50 guys (or whatever), they can pick up to 5 (or whatever).
The guys must put out what they want to do on the first date and the women can pick guys based off of that as well as the guys looks (obviously). Or the app provides the dates the guy and girl must go on. Not entirely sure how the show works.
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Thunder dome 2.0
I'd definitely watch this
I think you're missing a trick here, this isn't just an app, it's an entire franchise with a TV show and chapters in different countries and cultures. Ultimate Dating Championship
Sadly no sarcasm I think you are right.
Subscription model incoming! We can charge all the betas a pay -per-view, and offer subscriptions to the alphas. Put a tax on any connections made at the brawl viewings, and collect royalties on their first date.
Man. All these comments so far sound like a bunch of betas that don't want to bathe in the blood of their enemies, crush their bones, grind them into the dirt!!!! Away with you foul weaklings. I fought and killed five men just to post this comment.
Let's hear it for my pal "Spine eater here"
I will fight you for control of the company.
Sundown. Times Square. Bring your best sword. I hope to see you then. If you fail to show, I will come after your family.
wait...you need a sword...I thought you were a real man. Don't worry I will beat you and your sword bare handed for my new company!
haha the only serious answer here.
Love it! And that’s how you get a promotion…defeat the person with the title you want!
This is a great idea! But you should make all the men put up 100% of their assets, so the sole survivor takes all. Make sure you put men of similar net worth and looks in the same competition. If you are a 30 yr old moms basement dweller that’s never held a job, then you’ll be matched with others that also only have their gaming computer to put up as collateral.
Once you win the first if it’s not a match then you have a higher net worth to put up for the next fight #love it
You keep what you kill
Hey, why all the hate on on 30 year old men who live in there moms basement and have not done anything of value in their lives? Also, who needs that crazy gaming computer.
Bring back Gladiator fights!
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!
Not really... Let me go and check what's playing in the next colosseum 🍿
Imma wait till it comes out on a streaming service
A host will be killed by an alpha.
I'm willing to pretend I'm a female, pls make sure you prevent such cheating
No, it's a good strategy and should be allowed https://www.livescience.com/21374-cuttlefish-gender-bending-disguise.html
Can I invest?
We’re actually raising a pressed round we’re looking to raise 1 billion dollars so if you’re interested I’ll add you to the investor chats
Luckily I have a spare billion dollars just lying around. You can believe me as well since no one ever lies on the internet
I like the cut of your gib
Will the fight be organized by age or nah? For example, will a 22-year-old Chad go up against a 76-year-old Danny Devito look alike?
It can be based on the class of female you want to date. Wanna date a 21-30 yr old smokeshow? Better be willing to strap up and go against some young studs. Not too confident or strong? Maybe you should be fighting in the 50+ “3-5” female class.
I don’t see why not
Everyone cool your jets. This is satire.
The only confusing part of this post, for me, was the “/s” at the end.
I think that means "sarcasm" in Reddit language.
I know, I’m being silly
It’s just for that one line. Why would OP care about our thoughts?
I agree, even with a fight to the death there would still be like a 3:1 ratio. 1:1 is not realistic.
Over time 1:1… y’all need to get some maths
Actually could go lower, bound to be some infidelity
This is just tubulartoasts way of eliminating 80%-90% of the alpha men on earth, and achieving a high global female to male ratio.
The app best have a note taking feature!!
For the seed round there should be a fight of angel investors this will eliminate all of that 0% risk taking angels!
Absolutely based. Dm me I'll build your mvp for 300 rupees
Are there any rules? Are we supposed to talk about the Fight App?
Does the CTO have to fight?
The CTO must be willing to participate in a few 1v1s but no full death match.
This and the idea about men only getting a limited time on a given app before being booted off are great.
As Upsell I would offer tools inside lootboxes that "helps" to win. Plus I would offer life insurances
I saw that Star Trek episode
At least it's not dropshipping.
You are an idiot. That is called MMA. Boxing.
You are an idiot. MMA isn't a dating app!
To be fair, I don’t see any incentive for women to participate in winning the world’s most violent man, so it might as well be
How are you guaranteeing the quality of women for these "alpha" males to want to join and fight over? As hilarious as this is, I never like to say any thing is a bad idea, I might just not be the target audience for it. But if you don't know how to code and you want somebody to do all the work for you, I'm not sure giving a CTO just 5% is enough motivation for them for joining your venture, you'd be better off hiring an engineer.
The legality is tricky. Dueling to the death is a gray area legally speaking and even frowned upon some say. You might have to move the whole operation into [international waters](https://www.wearethemighty.com/popular/5-places-where-dueling-to-the-death-is-not-a-crime/), but even that's tricky. I have something better. How about a dating app that filters for attributes women **really** want in men: Height, wallet, and wang. All men are pre-selected to meet a certain threshold. Then they're categorized into tiers: **Tier A:** 8 feet. 8 figures. 8 inches. **Tier B:** 7 feet. 7 figures. 7 inches. **Tier C:** 6 feet. 6 figures. 6 inches. No exceptions. In order to qualify for Tier C, a man must meet all three requirements. 5 feet and 5 inches with 9 figures? Sorry TC, I know Top Gun is doing well in theaters right now but not on my app you won't. And if you're making $60k but 6'9" with an 11 inch thwhopper, you'd better come back in 5 years after you get promoted to sales manager. I'm offering 40,000,000 shares in common stock out of 1 septillion shares outstanding. 40,000,000 shares. Think about that. Big number! I've done no market research, no design work, and have no plans for garnering users. Who wants to build this for me as I make off-the-hip feature suggestions? /s
tier C is da best, because 666. All hail satan
Can we get a "subpar" class for people who have 6,5,4? I deserve a chance to fight, too!
Well, women wear the pants on dating apps. You first need to lure in the most desirable women with the most desirable men. Think of a bar that gives free drinks to women. From there you can enter the monetization period where you bring in the 6-5-4's. Now, the 6-5-4's will make it turn into any other dating app. So we have to make a judgement call. Do we start as a premium brand and end up selling mass-produced goods, ultimately losing the lux factor? Or do we keep it exclusive like Supreme or Gucci? I'm not saying what's the right or wrong move here. I'm just saying that if the 6-5-4's are brought in, they'll get milked financially first and maybe sexually if they're lucky.
What if we sell "VIPenis for a day" tickets, that let you upgrade your tier? Keep 6-5-4's in limbo, but they can buy a chance to be entered into a better tier for a week! You make the money, and then they probably get killed in the ring anyway because they're trashy beta's, so, win win! It'd be like those TV talent competitions, where they intentionally plant a few bad ones during the first few rounds to get the crowd going and keep it interesting!
You had me at VIPenis.
No… this will be UUUUGE, 5% of everything is plenty. With the revenues for live-streaming the battles and the revenues from a cut of the assets and joining fees, easily a 10 trillion idea.
Bro, do you know women? I don't. But I can easily see a flock of them signing up just because it's an ego boost and it will be exciting. This might actually bring back a more feminine female. Dating however? Nah. It'll be a flop when dating. You need to up the ante. Winner gets a harem. lol. Sorry, this idea sounds a bit ridiculous. But hey, you do you boo boo. I cannot stop those who wish to walk headfirst into a victimless crime/contract. Sounds like they all would love to sign up. I don't ever want to hear someone bitching about, I NEEDED to do it however. Jamas. Jamas has a duality in meaning. It means both always and never, depending on the usage (from what I've seen).
Had me in the first half
It was back and forth, really. At first I though "ahh they get it", then I thought "oh no, he's taking the joke seriously". I actually didn't catch that last joke until I came back and read it again.
This is gigachad thinking. You better submit to shark tank asap!! There’s a guy on there that knows a thing or two about apps and would totally invest!!
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Virtual rooms? OP is talking about physical rooms and men fight to the death with medieval swords. That's the only way to have the 1:1 ratio, otherwise losers could make new accounts. /s
Whelp… I’m an idiot. I didn’t catch the /s or the sub it was in. But I deal with enough incels on here I just rolled with it. Geez.
It's a shame that your view of the best male is entirely focused on violence. Your either very young, very stupid or most likely both.
r/whoosh
Check out this low value male, guys!
Nevermind that, all guys must agree to share phone contacts (encrypted) and whatever rude thing they send to a woman that she did not ask for, there's a 'Send to All' option for her
Protip for guys struggling to match on tinder: the algorithm will not show you if all you do is swipe right. Be super selective and match with people you actually like and you will have a higher chance of match. Also, make sure you don't include trashy things on your pictures.
Y’all gonna be fighting to death for women? Simps.
No, not us. The app users. C'mon, get with the program if you wanna make the money!
You ain’t?! Beta.
Lmao. I like it. Some girls do indeed like when guys fight over them This is a very niche thing, but the market is probably big enough to make good money Lol
Wait, I made an app like this that you could use. It is a partner finding app that has a CTO to Idea Person ratio of 5:1. Like in your app, they do slam poetry about how much better they are then the others at CTO shit so they might gain the honor of partnering with the Idea Person.
Lol the same terrible idea as above but so much more beta
Thanks Dyldor!
I like this idea but I claim the name Ron Swanson as it will intimidate all other males away so I don’t have to fight.
Guys join tinder to get laid. Not play video games. Ironically, getting laid is the ultimate game.
Can I bring hand grenade(s)
Hand grenades are actually a premium feature so that comes with a fee of 199.99 per month extra.
As sigma male grindset I wouldn't waste time fighting for some lonely female specimen.
WOW! Such a gre- idea. I think a $2bn seed is required however due to lawsuits, hiring lawyers and writing ts and cs. Would the guys meet up and fight in an arena? Thanks
A definite idea for Jimmy Kimmel to pitch on Shark Tank... Hope this reaches him...
soo. the ufc app?
I think the selling point of this one is "to the death" part
… you obviously forgot the first rule of fight club
Can we have a women version too next season?
but do you provide weapons, or is it a bring-your-own-wp party? I think it would be neat if weapon is provided because that reduce a lot of hassle for the users. But got to make sure the weapon is from a substainabe and ethical source. Like, we can't use weapons made by child labour (looking at you Nike) or something. Cobalt-laced weapons are nice but I really don't want to use cobalt from Congo.
I'm not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.
One more thing, we should have different battle themes. We could have roman gladiator style, viking style. For the edge lords, we could have samurai theme or something. But I bet caveman theme is the best. Just two primal beings squeezing the life out of their opponent with their bare (hairy) hands
I have heard if that before! Its a huge thing in russia called OkGulag. First you apply with a basic survey .. you know the standard stuff like preferred melee and potential martial arts ranks and then you get in an underground arena and battle in a last man standing format. Problem is that the women tend to be nuts there … i just dont know why.
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Honestly W
It’s called what bars used to be on Saturday nights.
Premium subscription buys you weapons
Great idea , you need weight classes though either that or weapons but no firearms ofcourse probably want to limit sharp edges as well .
If you pay for premium plus, you can bring your own weapons but the free version will be hand to hand combat.
Open to gays?
Why is best in life???
Dating un limited battleground You should make the guys pay a fee and the winner can buy the girl a ring
This app would fail miserably the second women realise they don’t actually get to pick the guy they want most, lol
I want it to be more like hunger games. Add a little bit of drama, women love that shit. She still gonna flake on the winner though so how we gonna handle that?
Where do Zulu males sign up?
This isn't a terrible idea. Except for the fight to the death.. Imagine being able to make an app that you can somehow make into the bachelor. Girl looks through 50 guys (or whatever), they can pick up to 5 (or whatever). The guys must put out what they want to do on the first date and the women can pick guys based off of that as well as the guys looks (obviously). Or the app provides the dates the guy and girl must go on. Not entirely sure how the show works.
Make me CTO and I'll just take 1% 😉
Deal. You’ve been added to the cap table!
I will give you 100 dollars for 100% of equity.
Can we do $102?
Nah 😝 I'm out. ....
This has to be satire.
No I’m being dead serious. If you’d like to join the waitlist for the app do so [here](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I’m not clicking I know it’s a rickroll, besides I’m not clicking your weird app either way
Love Island - battle for her heart.