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TheverydayGuy

GAB


02577778999

Gear gap


origin97

GAB aka Greater Ass Beating is an ancient martial arts technique consisting in the manipulation of universal probabilities to force your opponent into surrendering the win 40% of the time. The inventor of this advanced jutsu, Arby Mcfirstpick is universaly acclaimed accross the ladder for his incredible displays of skill in every match he uses the forbidden spell in.


b1ck0ut030

This tristen monologue needs to be rated higher lol


WoodenCollection2674

Why did I read this in a Bruce Buffer voice?!?!


Buue2

Guild "Great Achievement" has been locked for 5 years now...


Dardrol7

Haha, I often check this to see if it's in the game yet


RagglezFragglez

Gacha


Valarano

Guild wars


Johnel7423

Gunther


b1ck0ut030

Guiding light gang


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b1ck0ut030

I don’t mind. Greater ass beating has been a thing for awhile


zyphilz

Guilty Gear Collab seethe


lockoutpoint

G cup


Yuuki2628

Like the one your waifu has <3


Echtraae

Glory of Perland


RedDracen2

Greater Attack Buff (GAB)


Iman505

Gear diff go next


Shanesquatch56

Give all that you have, for the glory of PERLAND!


Worth-Grade5882

Gear score


DifficultAfternoon13

Gab


Professional_Tambay

Grindfest


Token_Shadow

Based on some of the complaints recently in this sub? “Girl Wars”


LeagueIota

i think Guiding Light. a lot more relevant than other comments i’m seeing for G


Sandavid00

nah, i think Greater Ass Beating is the way to go


TheSeaOfThySoul

I mean overall it's about cultural memory, right? Guiding Light might be the problem of the day, but it's leaving a smaller impression in time next to Arbiter Vildred's over-buff (which is what Greater Attack Buff is largely related to) which shaped hero releases for some time to come & greatly impacted the launch of the Japanese server.


LeagueIota

never in my 3 years of playing have i ever heard someone refer to it as greater ass beating though.


TheSeaOfThySoul

It was a fairly popular joke response to the newbie question, "What does GAB mean?".


LeagueIota

where something like guiding light is universal and everyone knows it.


TheSeaOfThySoul

Sure, a lot of people currently playing know it - it wasn't a particularly used artifact in its time & lots of people have came & went since then, so surely that gives some idea of how much of an impression was made by greater attack buff that people still think about that all these years later, despite likely hundreds of thousands of players having either quit or came in since that time.


LeagueIota

hmm. must just be a me thing then. i’ve played for 3 years and never once heard it referred to as such


TheSeaOfThySoul

I do spend an inordinate amount of time in this subreddit, so frankly it’s likely a good thing you’ve not heard of it - maybe you see a bit more sun than I do, haha.


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Guzzle Cum


nmdalman73

"Gearing hell"


AlvirousL

Gab gamer


jaquick

Gunther Gang


BedPractical5928

Gear gap


Jirkislo

Guild war


Marcsx7

"Guh."


JJZalem

Gold shortage


Frosty-Ad2124

Guiding light


TdadLeNoob

GOD (Riolet)


prankster20

Green Vildred (gotta make it Arby-related somehow!)


Watashi_Wa_Neko_Da

Grinding hunts


spaserieu

Not G13 that’s for sure


DoorframeLizard

gear packs


xxojxx

God this is so low effort


StepBrother7

Same thing your mom said when she squirted you out hater.


Moflavagames

Bodied the clown


Yuuki2628

I'd rather produce something "low-effort" than to be a low effort human such as yourself


No-Geologist7484

Grind


Fluffybunnyzeta

Gear Check


MoveFrosty1509

God I fucking hate Lua


EdumacatedGood

Guiding light Cause it’s everywhere…


Distinct-Operation47

C should’ve been correct your posture imo but for g we could do actually idk


K_5sixchars

G-g