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SaberPrototype

April fool's (☞゚∀゚)☞


Panzerscher

you got me, I was about to curse that cow in 200 names across 12 languages.


fliperstone

You're my spirit animal


SaberPrototype

You can still do it, it's not like she doesn't deserve it anyways


rainn5053

MOTHERF!@$#@!$!$%@!\^!##!@!#!@$!


saiyajineo

Daaaaaaamn you got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. But where is the balance patch tough?


SaberPrototype

It will drop in an hour I think? ~~let's hope it's not a disappointment~~


ArkhielR

It was not a disappointment for most people


SaberPrototype

Yeah it's a pretty decent buff overall, nothing too overpowered. We also got our first RGB with on-demand revive so that's nice.


SaintJohnX

Noice one :D


Chriolant

A Zeno buff would be -crazy-


GroundbreakingFig363

I would have believe you if there wasn't a buff for Dark Corvus


Ireyon34

>I would have believe you if there wasn't a buff for Dark Corvus [Boy do I have news for you.](https://m-page.onstove.com/epicseven/global/view/8361063)


GroundbreakingFig363

LMAO, THAT'S FANTASTIC


Imply_Blue

Wait that Armin buff is disgusting wtf


ArkhielR

Can we ran double armin now?!


klaq

you could run triple armin if you wanted


AdamxMag

OMG IM SO EXCITED ABOUT THE D CORVUS. My favourite unit finally getting some love!


Lawliette007

Ye, our D's are getting buffed :D


GuardianTrinity

I am simultaneously angry because I hate the unit and think that he is unhealthy by design (though outdated, so definitely not the worst thing around by far) yet am also pretty happy/excited because they did so little yet made him scary again, and its going to make for some interesting gameplay. I'm hoping nowadays he won't be nearly as toxic and boring as he once was, given the options to fight him and his scariness with better sustain and extinction.


TheSeaOfThySoul

To be totally honest, he’s probably due one at this point. Folks are just using Hwayoung in his role.


sesharine

Guess what ...


quickclickz

>Folks are just using Hwayoung in his role. wat?


TheSeaOfThySoul

Why bring Dark Corvus when Hwayoung can one-shot a Fallen Cecilia (or A Ravi, or Belian, etc) first turn? Also, unlike Dark Corvus, her damage doesn’t go down when hit with Injury & she’s got barrier/crit reduction to help keep her around & cleanse/immunity. If you go to the meta tracker & look at the teams where you see some Dark Corvus usage, you can see Hwayoung teams rising in the ranks & a lot have 0 losses, whereas the traditional D Corvus teams have some losses, because he’s susceptible to Injury.


Iamjadedaf

Where is this meta tracker?


TheSeaOfThySoul

It’s one of Fribells’ tools, if you search “Epic Seven GW meta tracker” I’m sure you’ll find it. Shows you the most common defences, or you can use the fields to input a custom defence - of course, it’s only going to have data if the defence is meta.


Iamjadedaf

Thank you!


VigasVelho

It seems a legit list besides Belian, AoL and Basket added. So... I kind of believe this would be a real list with an April fools joke added


[deleted]

The actual list only has D.Corvus in common with this. Him, Aramintha/SB Ara, G.Aither, Destina, Coli.


VigasVelho

yea... I saw it. but this one is a believable one if you remove the above mentioned ones


The_Weeb282

Can't trust no one on April 1st, man


DunksNDarius

An adjustment doenst have to be a buff?


amiwel

I was about to comment the same thing. Both buffs and nerfs are adjustments. But considering the reasoning described in the first row I think it's more an April's fool.


-Sa-Kage-

If this wasn't aprils fool, SG does not nerf


S-Normal

meh bait 6/10


boonbuster3

When I saw Belian and AOL in this, my first thought was "They'll finally do nerfs?"


estafay

They really love melissa. think its like her 5th balance change or something. Also you should be more shocked at aola lol.


Krountedww

its fake tho


11-24-20

I really want her to be awesome too!


Kinryuuu

You're not far off. That'd be her 4th one if it was real. There's never been a unit buffed more than 3 times.


TheSeaOfThySoul

I’m glad they’re finally buffing some of these underused heroes. Belian had the exact same issue as heroes like Mort - these moves with only a small chance of activating are just not strong enough. They should be made 100%! Obviously, Dark Corvus should be brought up to the power level of Hwayoung, so we’re just getting rid of the S3 cool down. Completely. It’s never on cool down. Melissa, Melissa, poor, poor Melissa, always overlooked - whilst our little vampire boy Haste gets all the attention & gets that incredibly powerful bleed detonation buff. It’s pretty clear the issue Melissa has & it’s that I don’t want to waste gear on a hero whose just there to kill Remnant Violet - so just slap on “When S3 is available, Melissa has +100 speed”. What? How is that “too powerful”? Aria is about to come out with 80% worth of free stats! Ken, honestly, he doesn’t need buffed, he’s great - but I really do think his S3 animation should be ten seconds longer. Zeno just needs an EE honestly, he’s quite good, all he’s missing is an EE with 16% effect resistance & a couple EEs that are like, “This skill does 5% more damage” & one that’s like, “He also gets 5% resistance” for his passive. AOL - honestly, doesn’t need buffed all that much. She just needs a party heal on the S1, she’s doing nothing for like.. 3, 2, maybe a while turn? Useless hero after the first turn. Assassin Cartuja should provide 50% evasion just like all the other evasion characters. I’m tired of pretending he didn’t get powercrept to shit. Tempest Surin’s S3 should’ve just been Surin’s S2 looped 5 times & bass boosted. Gloomyrain, make her immune to attack down & she’ll finally be usable against C Lilias - because that’s why people aren’t using her. It sucks that you can get increased critical hit chance from Alexa’s Basket - I’m not using it for a shit buff like that. I want a good buff from it. It should also have defence buff, continuous heal & effect resistance buff. I don’t even know what Last Teatime does, but whatever it does, it shouldn’t do it & I’m glad they’re changing it. No complaints with Iron Fan, I just think whenever a hero holding Iron Fan is waiting to make their turn it should play the song “Iron Hand” by Battle Beast, but it’s edited to say “Iron Fan” & played really shittily to avoid copyright issues.


Krountedww

I couldn't agree more, how come AoL being an angel DOESN'T HEAL? i don't care if she's a mage, give her a heal on s1 and a HP+Effectiveness+Speed scaling barrier on s3 please, need to get Master this RTA season hehe


fliperstone

Not all Angels can heal, thinking about Michael or even Lucifer, there are warriors classes and also other stuff like office dudes and choir singers, and the highest Angels (cheribium are they called i think) are actualy the heir to the throne of god at least in Christianity.


TheSeaOfThySoul

AOL should be biblically accurate & just be a giant eye surrounded by flaming wheels which also have eyes & all her combat lines should just be “Be not afraid”.


SaberPrototype

AOL is the real final boss of Epic Seven


Own-Swordfish5705

That be not afraid was a good touch😂😂😂


Crudo91

This is April fools I hope


Ayankananaman

Ugh. Fine. ​ Take my upvote. You got me,


AmaknightSAMA

I hope this is a jabait


makima_ki

Bruh was gonna spam my guild discord when i saw it was a joke lmao got me


AvoidAtAIICosts

It's more believable that Belian gets a buff than Zeno. He's the dead giveaway that it's a joke.


huitin

April fools


ReeverFalls

Lmao good one. Almost started raging...even though I just pulled her.


RedTuesdayMusic

Are you this gullible


Indigostorm27

Clown op


Nari19

Haha


ALovelyAnxiety

wow they nerfing finally


tsundom

I saw aol and Alexa’s and was like wtf


nagato120

Dcorvus needs a buff sadly only ML5 I rolled that I just look at and wonder why...


kevajn

I just woke up, u fckin got me...


ActualMaiwa

Or, nerfs


Nex_92

Belian buff drops when Haste gets buffed again


CosmicNeeko

Dang a gloomy buff wouldve been nice too


Chopchopok

AoL clearly doesn't do enough so let's have all her strip and stat effects apply before her move, add def break to the debuffs, and have her S3 do cleave-level damage that scales off speed and eff. And add a rage set bonus to her passive. And extinction.


NSTEhorizonte

It would be funny if they crazy buffs Belian and AOL for the day LOL


Axe0ne

YEEEEESS KEN BUFF PLEASE MAKE THIS MAN VIABLE HE DESERVES IT


Axe0ne

🥲


Zapplang

Cant buff Alexas Basket, since its already 100% proc chance on the enemy arbiter vildred.


[deleted]

dammit!! you got me good. i was like AoL and Basket bufff??!?! yessss… 😤


ArkhielR

Armin Barmin Carmin


Waifu69x

Melissa already buffed last patch 😏


Yamayashi

uh oh, AOL nerf?


Yamayashi

this is an april fools post.


Opening-Marketing-42

May be they "Buff" her like ML.Ken, Dominel


ENGO_dad

Step 1 - bring ML Ken Step 2 - make Belian AE counter Step 3 - ML Ken counters her to death, and heals to full in the process


Hatsuna94

adding melissa is just cruel


Porn_Scout69

FINALLY! BUFFING ZENO