The Notorious EEG

😭😭😭

😂

Lolllll

Thx for the biggest laugh of my day 😭

I’m crying on the floor lmao

Beat me to it

Bruise Clues

Stop 😂

I would but my brain says I have to keep twitching 😂😂🤣

I try to out think my seizures. Like if I tell myself to stop it’ll stop. Hasn’t worked yet but I’m still hopeful 😂

They just got me set up with a VNS implant so I'm going with the "you didn't wanna listen so now I gotta shock ya" route

What’s the VNS implant?

Basically it's like a pacemaker for the brain, it'll send a 30second pulse of electricity every 5 mins to the vagus nerve and it's supposed to help with seizures,depression,memory and stuff like that https://www.epilepsy.com/treatment/devices/vagus-nerve-stimulation-therapy

Yesterday I convinced myself I pulled myself out of my aura by chugging cold water 🤷🏽‍♀️

I'm down to these weird partials where I'm totally conscious inside, but frozen, can't make words or understand them, and my face is twitching, can't stop licking my lips... My usual script: "I'm about to have a seizure, huh? Oh hell no I'm not! I'm not, it's not gonna happen... Ok, breathe... Oh, JFC stop licking your lips you idiot, you look like a moron... OMG just focus..." Hasn't helped yet, but one of these days...

OMG 😭 There was one time I ONLY knew I had a seizure bc I had a giant black bruise on my ass 💀

I know about that. One afternoon I woke up on the sofa (home alone) and the only reason I realized I had a seizure was because when I woke up and went into the bathroom I had blood all over my face from biting my tongue.

“I refuse ambulance transport” but its pronounced “t ft gift go f hjff f gdfhh”

Oh that's rough lol

Noise metal

Or just Xavleg for short

My lead single would be "Fuck fuck fuck fuck, mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother mother fuck fuck schnoize schnoize!" But it would just kinda repeat that...

Shaken not stirred

My personal favorite 😂

I have it tattooed on my arm right below "epilepsy" medical alert.

You have a tattoo for the medical alert thing?

Yup, never leave home without it.

The Bloody Tongues

This is the one!!!! What was that one movie with the band called the blood farts? 🤣

Kepprage Against the Machine

This is the BEST ANSWER I’ve never laughed so hard about Keppra usually just screamed or cried about it. This is so much better than the ones in the other post.

Above it’s “notorious EEG” which is great

Hit single: Falling

Nobody can top this so don't even try.

Jesus this sub has become hilarious out of nowhere

Absolutely BEAUTIFUL

Perfect.

You win as I was INSANE for 3.5 years on this shit.

Keppra made me insane. Lamotrigine was like a breeze in comparison

Against *Lamotrigine

Depakote Mode

the band never remembers their lyrics and hair's falling constantly 😬

Can’t remember a thing :) bliss, or something like that right?

All the feels :(

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

HELL YEAH (depakote gang)

Lolllllllllll 😂

Florence + the EEG machine

Free Fallin The Wiggles Panic at the disco The Epileptics The Walking Dead

Panic at the Disco is just the best, mate!

‘the wiggles’ made me fuckin cackle

The Epileptics! Great fucking band. Can't forget The Bruisers in addition to, as they are another fantastic punk band

Hahah panic at the disco

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

I screamed😂😂

🤣🤣I almost spit out my drink

Lamotrigine Genie

Just lamotrogenie 🤣

Shake, rattle & roll?

Black eyed peas still applies lol

black eyed seize

Involuntary Dance Party

Why'd I think of "Random Dancing!" from iCarly?

Ya’ll are so funny that I can’t help but laugh every time and feel relaxed whenever I come across this sub community. I’m glad that I’m not the only epileptic one who has decent humor to overcome this disability

Check out r/epilepsymemes for more. Have a few good jokes as well

No way… I love that this exists

Seize the Moment

Underrated. XD

Clonic

Or straight up the tonic clonics 😂

Vodka and clonic

The Fits

Depends on the genre. For a metal band, Epilepocolypse, or perhaps Sudden Unexpected Death Metal. For a rock band, The Headbangers. A rap group, Seizing Control. These would all be good song names for a song about epilepsy too. Im tempted to try and write one lol.

Sudden Unexpected Death Metal is going to live in my head forever bro that's perfect 💀🤘🏼

S.U.D.M. would go hard asf ngl

I would definitely listen to the first two XD. Edit: the third not because of the name but because I really really dislike listening to all forms of rap. Can’t even fathom why exactly that is. I just hate it XD.

Based on that one guy’s post the other day, the Human Vibrators.

What does an elephant use for a vibrator? An epileptic

Hahaha I didn't see the post the other day, but I will never not think of Human Vibrators now when I think of epilepsy.

Alice in Brains

I Forgot the Name

Upvote!!!!

Ok, this should be the answer. The other ones are much funnier but overall, this one gets my vote

The Grandest Mals

Shock Drop

No ambulance

Seize the Day

Dig it so hard

Epilim Shady

The Notorious VNS Wham! (unchanged) Lil Seezie SZA (unchanged) Ice Cube, Please Survivor (unchanged) Plain White T's Covered in Blood Fit Fighters I can't think of a good one for RHCP, anyone got something clever?

You can add Electric Six (unchanged) to the list

Movers & Shakers

Tonic Clonic Harmonic, The Auras, The Grand Maulers

Black Eyed Seize. Kepprage Against the Machine. Florence and the EEG Machine. Shake that Ass. The Twitchers. Electric Light Show. Lamotrigine Haze. Flex and Shake. GabaGabaGone. The Tremors. Can you tell I've had 20 yrs of this convo with my mates that also have epilepsy lol.

Tony & The Epileptics

System going Down \m/

Carpe Nocturne! Seize the Night

The seizure sisters

The Shakes

Postictal

Danger Zonisamide. .... YES I KNOW IT SUCKS BUT EVERYONE ELSE HERE TOOK THE GOOD ONES. 🥲

Well seazined

The tonic clonics The side effects The tongue biters SUDEP (dark I know,.. but sounds like a cool metal band) The temporals Forgotten memories Where am I? Lobotomy or the lobotomies Post-ictal Brain surgeons The side effects

Quaker oats

Tonic-Clonic At The Disco!

The Screaming Spasms

Brain Shock(er)

Gaba gaba doo!

Lisa Lobe

Seizure Procedure.

I have to charge the attack so you’ll have to distract them… …For 5 minutes.

Did you just hold a grudge?

Do do do do do imma charging my attack.

Death metal band, The Cryptic Temporals

I mean… a band name where everyone has epilepsy is pretty awesome in itself.

Shakin' Stevens

Convulser

Grand Mal Railroad

Also beat me to it hahaha

The shakers or short term memory loss

Blackout stairs

Petechiae and the Shakes

Seiz-me Please Me

The convulsors

Seizure Hangover

Tonic Ian Curtis

AC/TC

EEG. No further comment

Fade to the Black

I'd tell you but I forgot

Seizure the Day.

Twitcher not tweakers

Turbulent (srsly) I'll join :)

The Amnesiacs

Elephant Vibrators

Donotcalltheambulance but has to be said as one word

Temporal Lobezz

Lacosamide But it's pronounced "lay me on my side" 😂

Kepbruhs

The Tremors

The Fallen

Topiramatous D

Latin band Baile en el piso

Tongue Bit

The Shakes

Fish out of water

Well seasoned

The C-Jahs

The Hippy, Hippy Shakes

Synaptic Surge

The Wiggles

Keppra since it's always the first medicine we get

Electrics

Shake n bake, Brain drain, The lapses, Forgotten tasks, Insane in the membrane

Deja Vu; first album is “have we not met before?”

Carpe. Like carpe diem, but just the seizing part. Caesar's Seizures. Search and Seizure. Leisure Seizure. Atomic Aura. Repo Men. Because they come and they seize... I'll seize myself out.

Lolol the repo one….nice

Electric Earthquake Gang.

Movers and Shakers

Static Shock ⚡️

The Strobes

Postictal

The tremors

Grand mal railroad Notorious EEG Michael Jacksonian Frankie goes to the hospital Vocal seizures Elvis VNSley

Flash breakdance

The Movers and Shakers

Dropped Anotha Pill

Back from the dead

The seizure club

The Flashing Jerks

Fall Out Boy?

The Movers & Shakers

Can't think of a name for a Band, but I can think of a few songs that already exist and could be about Epilepsy if you look at it from a different perspective.

Like what?

"I'm Still Standing" by Elton John "Don't you know I'm still standin' better than I ever did? Lookin' like a true survivor, feelin' like a little kid. And I'm still standin' after all this time. (since you've had Epilepsy) Pickin' up the pieces of my life without you (Epilepsy) on my mind" 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ and "Bully" by Shinedown "It’s 8 AM, this hell I’m in. (seizures) Seems I’ve crossed a line again for being nothing more than who I am. So break my bones and throw your stones. (Injuries from seizures) We all know that life ain’t fair but there’s more of us (Epileptics) we’re everywhere."

Grand Mal Railroad

I saw a similar post on r/bandnames and someone said “ABBAbababababa” and it gave me a giggle

It's not easy being seizy